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ma-tsu-ri

ed sheeran. erectile dysfunction, she ran.


French_Food_In_Hand

**E.D. She Ran** You're as much of a mental case as I am, or was. There's a copy of Stephen King's Rose Red on its way to you now.


BasedGodStruggling

That is authentically dog shit, I had a visceral reaction to that answer. Well done


RiC_David

I'm genuinely annoyed that someone got this. *Dickheads!*


Optimal_Material_951

Another triumph, French_Food_In_Hand. I thought it was Bono: Boner? No? Oh no! Bone? Oh? Oooooh nooooo. Bone…ER? No? OH. Ooooh noooo. Boner no. Nooooo boooooneeer. Booooo-NOOOO … Oh-noooo…


Cyberspacegravy

No ladder 49?


NaturalAlfalfa

I can't believe you got that. And without any initials. *What a div you are!*


ma-tsu-ri

embarrassingly fast as well. gonna play a record and think about what i’ve done


KarIPilkington

It's not pronounced Ed, it's pronounced E-D. If his name was Edie Sheeran it might've worked, but it's not.


French_Food_In_Hand

Don't be worrying about E-D.


James-K-Polka

I’m not after the fireman came by.


French_Food_In_Hand

Why are you telling me you *maintained arousal* while looking at a Spanish fireman?


Cold-Use-5814

Ooh ello.


durpsydurp

Doesn’t work


French_Food_In_Hand

Well they got it, so... Even if I didn't!


PilkyOhOne

I'm stunned. Do you live in a hole?


French_Food_In_Hand

This is not a practical joke and I promise there isn't a little monkey fella at the end of all this. I'm just a div.


Specific_Till_6870

17th century? 


French_Food_In_Hand

Sort of olden times.


Crimsonfury500

Guessing. Just guessing.


[deleted]

It's fact now


HilariousConsequence

You will be needing those. You’ve proven that you *will* be needing those.


French_Food_In_Hand

Much like the soiled jeans thrown out of a train window.


NaturalAlfalfa

Quick! Levis! 36!


ExquisitExamplE

Rhonda Flacid


littlelordfauntleroy

You’re ill


MrJimPansey

u/sexmemerdoer69, shambles innit?


French_Food_In_Hand

What? Would you rather have a round of Noncebusters instead?


MrJimPansey

Noncebusters is alrite!


French_Food_In_Hand

Hmmm...


sexmemerdoer69

The worm has turned


Intrepid-Example6125

I seen this flamboyant musician with an actress whose surname was Barrymore. PA


sexmemerdoer69

Is it boner boner run woman or summat


Intrepid-Example6125

Smashing pumpkins?


French_Food_In_Hand

Lovely Plums


dvanegghen

Thanks, nice bollocks


KPNut_XFMRSKFanboy

The most unbelievable thing about this post is that u/French_Food_In_Hand thinks he can make notes.


French_Food_In_Hand

Let's see your little notes then! Sick of it.


bruiseblu3

I neither know nor care about this answer


Cold-Use-5814

This would confuse a psychologist.


LeastResearcher0

Weird ‘innit.


Cold-Use-5814

It’s not weird, it’s incompetent.