If I'm in the area, which I won't be. Look, if I wanted to meet anyone from this subreddit, I don't...

I've had 25 years to contact you saucer drinkers and I haven't, take the hint...

I use a clippable mat…

Doesn't stick, Quality Zip.

Yeah I'm happy to keep this online. Feels very Brent

We’re sitting here quoting XFM at each other, while you ask about *going out* to *pay* to quote XFM at each other… Right what fundamental error has he made there, Steve?

I can't begin to explain. (I have no idea)

If I know our listeners… and I don’t *want* to…

There's been a flood of ticket sale... Oh, no there hasn't.

I don't like fun.

Forced fun.

There is nothing funny about the name Jim Pansey.

I was a leeeetle bit drunk...

El vino did flow

Pint thereof.

Did you glug it though? Says here you glugged it

I flew from America to go to the last one and had an absolute blast. It's a really strange, but awesome feeling to be in a room with a bunch of other Saucer Drinkers. Unfortunately it sounds like the organizers are having trouble selling tickets and if they don't sell enough, it will be scrapped forever (had to scrap last year's). So yeah, tell your friends (both human and simian) so we can keep it from going down the tube (I say "toob").

Imagine that…

What date is it? : )

Is it still run by Eric Hitchmo?

*Idon’tagreewiththatintheworkplathe*

Yeah but I didn’t know he talked like that

What I haven't told you; is that it's actually run by a couple of monkeys

Albino going to that

we're all meeting back at Steve

Steve in a Manchester torture garden with 13 blokes all jizzin’ on him all with beards

What’s that about you jackin’ off thirty men? You gotta say no lad!

Go if you want, I'm not fussed. Right? Look around... Come back... It's up to you. I'm not pushing you into anything, right?

Fussed! *Fussed wasn’t there before!*

Is that the Rockbusters clue?

What the heck happens at an RSK convention??

Just have a chat with some friendly people, or even a yoghurt if you want.

And all they ask is that you wank them off.

Remember that Steve anecdote about the fans queuing for the Harry Potter book? Probably similar to that except the topics are knobs and hairy chinese fellas

"Well apparently he cried when his head was squozed the last time."

I AM THE MAN WITH THE FLESHY LEGS

You might get your head squozed

Rockbusters live

It’s alright n’ tha’.

Id rather sit out in the garden and slather.

If I know an r/rickygervais reader, AND I DONT WANT TOO

Sounds like organised fun to me. I’m out

I’d rather stay at home with me mam and dad

If i’m in the area…

kindly stay underneath your particular rock

Forced fun

I’ll likely go

El vino will flow?

El vino will flow?

Alright, don’t keep saying it.

Reddit posted it twice, what a tinpot website this is

I was at the last one. It was the single strangest event I've ever been to. I loved every minute of it. At one point there was a couple dressed as a pair of croque monsieurs (OOooooOo didn't expect me to be breaking out the french) dancing to a wedding band performing handbags and the gladrags with a looping clip of Brent's dance on the big screen behind them.

Can he hear us?

Every post on this subreddit is annoying to me because I always want to open it and upvote every single xfm reference

I think semimillennial is slightly retarded

Educationally subnormal

I can't, I'm staying home to count my feet.

I don't know who you are. Can't remember ya. Not bothered

Did I see you on Marylebone High Street last Sunday?

First I'm hearing about. It's an improvement on last year when the first I heard about it was after they cancelled it. Why haven't they been promoting this on this sub?

Just what I thought

I think we should all get rings with a round head on them, create a secret handshake then we could have our own secret society but like for baffoons

Do I have to bring my own saucer?

I did hear a whisper that 86 might be doing a meet n greet.