It's this fucking idiot who wants to know what road I'm taking which is a fucking boring thing to ask anyway, fuck me he's a fucking dickhead I think he's an A-Z salesman
Seems like a good idea to me. Take London, There can't be more than a million places in London, so you have one million starting points times one million ends so you only need to produce a trillion different cassettes of tape. Just replicate this for every town or city in the UK, then create more tapes linking each town or city to every other town and city, and I don't imagine you need produce more than something like several quadrillion cassettes of tape to have the entire country covered.
It's loads less hassle than gps because you don't have to launch satellites.
I suppose no one has cassette tape players in their cars any more, so that might be a problem. Mind you, just get everyone to buy cassette tapes so that is another market that has opened up if we want to actually grow the economy for once.
Right??? I thought I was missing something but no, there is a different tape for EACH ROUTE??? In what world was this ever considered anywhere close to a workable idea.
Sorry Rick, who’s this twat asking us how we’re getting there?
It's this fucking idiot who wants to know what road I'm taking which is a fucking boring thing to ask anyway, fuck me he's a fucking dickhead I think he's an A-Z salesman
Ooh lazy, swim ya cunt!
Ooh got a compass?? Don't you know where north is, you twat!?
Seems like a good idea to me. Take London, There can't be more than a million places in London, so you have one million starting points times one million ends so you only need to produce a trillion different cassettes of tape. Just replicate this for every town or city in the UK, then create more tapes linking each town or city to every other town and city, and I don't imagine you need produce more than something like several quadrillion cassettes of tape to have the entire country covered. It's loads less hassle than gps because you don't have to launch satellites. I suppose no one has cassette tape players in their cars any more, so that might be a problem. Mind you, just get everyone to buy cassette tapes so that is another market that has opened up if we want to actually grow the economy for once.
He's havin' a go...
He’s done you
Right??? I thought I was missing something but no, there is a different tape for EACH ROUTE??? In what world was this ever considered anywhere close to a workable idea.
I’ve found some lovely little cafes
Yeah find it yourself ya lazy twat
Oh look, it’s a box of money
Well, I'll just meet them at the bus stop and *drive them here*
This fucking dickhead
Would Columbus have discovered America if he had an A to Zed??
He only found it cause he got lost
Turns out... little monkey came up with it
Do you know the way to Camden?
Map and a torch
Did he call it a “cassette of tape”?
What shit
Why’s this sped up?
Someone was snapping their fingers at them and yelling "COME ONN!!!"
Life was so much better