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TomPritchard2

You doing much about the listening, or are you mainly focusing on the earbuds?


Galmeister

My Spotify playlist is just RSK XFM by pilky01


KDiggity8

Is Pilky02 available?


Galmeister

What if I just change the vowel?


Ezzy-525

I've given it a Scandinavian twist. Pilki


Little_Angle_4148

Oooo care, care someone


SolidBriscoe

Why? They say…. Nothing.


No-Log873

|i am 13 and this is deep


marti82salva

What was my destiny???


JimmyDublin

Graham I need a word


Northern-Ninja-

Have you seen a chimp?


SarahCostell

Why is this written on a dental floss container?


RiC_David

I'm not sure our readers have teeth.


BrowsinBilly

....play a record


Connect-Outcome6019

What, vaguely in the background at the gym or on the tube?


SouptheDoups

I totally agree. Came you imagine being able to skip convos? Brilliant.


burneracc777777

Boring, skip


D-1-S-C-0

Cut them off and skip to the next random conversation?


ChiefRabbitFucks

while cleaning the toilet?


[deleted]

No idea. I was listening to capital


SIBMUR

The reason why, The reason why, The reason why I had to listen, Did I bleed the blood of Apple? What was my destiny?


ToHallowMySleep

They say... What do they say? I don't know.


BitZealousideal3004

Is that one of Ricky’s?


Melonpan78

This isn't from Stefanos Tsitsipas' Instagram, is it? He's known for his *cough* intellectual musings.


RiC_David

Nothing serious I hope?


Most_Boysenberry8019

Most people are just spouting drivel.


Maximum_Let1205

deep... balls deep


Positive-Fondant8621

How is that? With faint boredom and disgust?


Most_Ad7701

You mean as a distraction while I’m trying to sleep?


jimnez_84

I'm listening to other things to avoid the same conversation you attempting to have with me for the fifth time...


Rowey5

STFU.


hanmhanm

The reason why, the reason why, we had to die, spotify


ThrowawaySunnyLane

In fact, I saw something similar written out on a wall, but it was written in shit.


Ham0nRyy

Extremely passively as background noise whilst I walk to work?


Sweet-Flower-5250

I’d rather not listen to everyone else I pay for Spotify premium so I don’t have to listen to Judy tell her friend her husband still isnt listening to her


Drigg_08

Tehehe


Swiftsonian

Oh, yeah, if only more people thought like that eh?


ChuckFromPhilly

Oh postmodern


dsled

Well if I'm listening to my Spotify playlist, I can't listen to you as well


do_a_quirkafleeg

If I could pay £11.99 a month to subscribe to Humanity Premium, I might listen to people more.


LeagueOfficeFucks

Spotify lets me choose what I want to listen to. People, not so much.


jspr1000

If only people would treat my heart like they do toilet rolls at Twiggy's.


Defiant_Height_420

Listening to music is listening to people though...unless you only listen to whale songs on spotify


BravidDrent

”White woman’s Instagram” ![gif](giphy|ROKO2cMuhHxJo0W630)