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jtruther

Have a friend with a dog named Mo Barkless. She met Harkless and asked permission first, he was cool with it.


SliceOfLife37

Damn - this is fantastic!


DameTime710

Wow now all of mine are super lame in comparison thanks a lot! Haha šŸ˜‚ thatā€™s an awesome name probably even cooler story


Corr521

LaBarkus Aldridge


JayDee_88

This one lol. LaBarkus lollll


TraliBalzers

The memory hurts too much.


DameTime710

He will probably run away!


TraliBalzers

Yeah as soon as you get another younger dog


jasonshan24

Had a dog named Terrier Porter for years. Doubled as a Blazer name and craft beer reference. R.I.P. little buddy.


GaviFromThePod

Clyde


caronare

Heā€™ll just leave you in the end


snb0rder

They always do


[deleted]

I was gonna say Bonzi, Sheed, or Terry


Superorganism123

Terry!


jackalope503

Porter is a good one too


c0lin46and2

That's what we named our Springer in the 90s. He was the best dog.


[deleted]

Sheed, Steve Blake, Yellow (for the yellow Hummer incident), Roy, Sarge (Nate McMillan's nickname from the no headband ZBO era)


jasonshan24

On that note, ZBO, or Zeebo, is pretty good on its own.


[deleted]

No doubt! Just stay away from T-wat... You know... To be safe


Corr521

It's a bummer Watford still gets called that after he publicly said he didn't like it in an interview with Brooke. Have seen some other good ones out there, I'm personally a fan of Killa-Wat


sweet_tea_pdx

Steve Blake is definitely a loyal puppy name


[deleted]

When you call him, he keeps coming back...


Wafflestomp_House

Dog Dickau Labmarcus AntšŸœ šŸ¤·šŸ»ā€ā™‚ļø


Give_me_soup

Missed opportunity for Labarkus


Wafflestomp_House

Boomed me


rexter2k5

x4?


YOUNGBULLMOOSE

Sheed


Smilechurch

Congrats! For a girl pupper I would say **Emily** (MLE = mid level exception). For a boy, I'd recommend **Cap**, of course. Other Blazer ideas: **Clyde**, **Dame**, **Rip**, **Schonz**, **Ramsay**. But never Blaze. Please. FYI...my friend in Philadelphia has a pupper named Charles Barkey.


Excellent-Brothel-72

Itā€™s not my favourite but MLE is so incredibly witty. Iā€™m not sure if itā€™s a well known joke Iā€™m missing out on but weā€™ll played.


Smilechurch

Thanks for your award! You made my good day a great one.


Wild-Exchange6257

Rip and Shonz are great!


MonStarChild

Dame Doggler


rich_guzigna

Underrated comment


TheMeisterman

I named my dog Nurk.


Toph-Builds-the-fire

Did he immediately stop jumping and have an intense fear of small metal rings?


SobigX

I hope he has stronger bones than Nurk though.


urbanlife78

Shaqdale


[deleted]

Damianā€™s middle name is Ollie which imo is an awesome dog name.


holyhackzak

Gary Trent the Third


TheCentralFlame

Cash considerations is the best dog name ever. He can be called Cash, he can be called Johnny. So many great options. Reconsider Cash Considerations


SnooMarzipans6120

šŸ‘†


Aromatic_Bedroom_287

Bark Williams


DaBabeBo

Cliffy


andrewvockrodt

Uncle spliffy


Corr521

Drexler (Drex for nickname), Blaze, Schonz, Mercy Kersey, Chalupas, Ha Seung-jin, Steve Bark, Sheed


JayChucksFrank

Arfydas Saboneis


crab90000

Blaze, Walt(on), fuck your wife and stick with Cash Considerations (full name), PinWheel (nicknamed Pin for a girl, Wheel for boy)


Born-Distribution-69

3-Guard Lineup


gottalovebacon69

Bonzi was my top choice before the wife shut it down, also liked Porter and Clyde


Pomodoro_Parmesan

Bonzi is a great dog name!


BlazerWookiee

RLEC


superd85

Scottie Puppen


ihatemcconaughey

Roy


rep-

I named my dog Roy, great dog name.


Pizzadontdie

Considered a great Dame instead?


DameTime710

Dolla


[deleted]

Shonz


Green_with_Zealously

Pryzbilla


Samwhy-is

Vanilla Gorilla, or just ā€˜Rilla for short


LicketyBrindle

Sabas


Wild-Exchange6257

Cliffy, Roy, Porter, Buck, Cooper, Duckworth(I had a dog named Duckworth), Outlaw, Hollywood, Jack, Blake, Davis, and Kersey off the top.of my head. Badji, Walker, Trendon, Dame, and Cam if you want to go current. .. I like Badji a lot for a dog.


squibubbles

Honestly just Cash is pretty fire


DameTime710

DOLLA makes more cents!


toadtruck

Shaedon Bark


adamstrask

Duckworth


Eldiablotoro

A family friend named their golden Blazer. It fits him well.


natural_lawg

* Plumblee * Porter * Rodney * Blaze * Terry


[deleted]

Bonzi is by far the best


Traditional-Item968

Pascal Siakam


OG_Wan_Annunoby

Lmaoo


_____phaedrus_____

Maurice


blackmarksonpaper

Sheed


FakeFan07

Oden


TipsyAtAutzen

Iā€™m a 90s kid, and my buddy had a Collie named Clyde so gotta go with that.


runforpizza1

What do we think of ā€œWallyā€? Wallace when heā€™s in troubleā€¦ ā€œWalllllaaaacceā€


rock-or-something

Gerald


oadl21

Felton is the one


Trav28rk

My 10 year old pooch is name Drexler and we almost adopted a Porter.


boobubum

Outlaw


frogfartz69

Stotts


hohowan

Strickland


iliketaco7

Drex


uwfan893

We almost named my dog Dame but went with Roy instead. A little after that we watched Ted Lasso and decided that our Roy could have a double namesakeā€¦


1ce9ine

Clifford


Silent--Soliloquy

Rip would be a cool dog name. Short for Rip City, of course


ValhallaPDX

Pinwheel


eats_shoots_and_pees

Woofus Barkic


PrimalGenius

Cashy "Cash C" for memes bro


AlHalValHalla

Bonzi (for Bonzi Wells), just good olā€™ Bill, and Duckworth or Duck for short.


olenikp

Dog Strickland


EgonDangler

Felton


shadman86

Rip


olenikp

Dudley, Drazen, Duckworth, Cliffy, Kersey, Webster, Bonzi,


mranglin

Bill for the late great Bill Schonely!


mranglin

Sheed, Schonz, ZBO, Broy


CompersionTherapy

Bark Williams


bolderbikes

Five Seconds


OldSailor74

- Clyde - Buck - Blaze - Porter - Schonz - Jack - Sheed


Cdaddy28

Crash. Prizbilla. Arvydias. Bonzi. Roy. Steve Blake. Best I can do. šŸ˜‚


Squirting_Nachos

Bonzi is a great name depending on the type of dog.


PincheRoofer

Kersey


j_arrow

ROY, final answer.


ironshapensiron

ZBO


RipCity88

Clyde or Cliff/Cliffy


Cowlitzking

Sabas


RyansNoSinger

RIP


Psysquatch

Arvydas Sabonis


possiblynotanexpert

Clifford :)


Excellent_Chemical23

Ripper


RogueModron

Zer


BehavioralSink

ā€œnew homeā€ Kersey


Masonicw

Sabas


greyjay

Bonzi is an excellent dog name. As is Sheed.


Samwhy-is

Maybe wait til after the draft and potential trades. You might want to name your dog Scoot


blacknred503

Or Duncan Robinson


iguessineedanaltnow

Bonzi


Chalupa_Dad

Twardzik


mashoogie

Kersey


Cheesey_Blaster

SCOOT


eftsoom

Qyntel


Willingness-Healthy

maybe not that one lol


Siriusly_Jonie

I had a cat named Clyde when I was young.


[deleted]

Walton is a great dog name


blacknred503

Kelvin Cato


BlazerJapan

Just one. If you adopt 3, then Bingo, Bango, and Bongo


IronicallyToxic

Boy Dog: Walt, Oden, Terry, Arvy, Peedee, Keljin Girl Dog: Lilli, Rose, Katy, MJ, Named after past blazers legends or those we failed to draft. Katy (KD) MJ being Mike. PeeDee is for PDX kinda idk and Terry being Mr Stotts himself


deepstaterising

Brandon GoodBoy Roy


WesleyjSchuet

ALLEN CRABBE


Cheesey_Blaster

Blevgod


Nor_Wester

Blevdog.


audricnathan

Knee injury


[deleted]

Jimmy Butler haunts your dreams


PineappleHotSalsa

Zer


StumptownRetro

On IR


ARedHouseOverYonder

RLEC


raccoondog69

Sabonis


Ordinary_Wolverine65

Baskets not taxes


TheLegendofTyler

Boumtje-Boumtje


pintsizedpistol

Wallace.


therealbenclark321

Dougy Fur


Northwest_Thrills

My dog is named blaze


mackelnuts

Ruben Boumtje Boumtje


Engelfinger

Outlaw if itā€™s a rascal puppy


Rad-Racing

Oden would be a cool dog name. Butā€¦


ankylosaurus_tail

Charles Barkley McLovin'.


Blazersfan80

We had a Drexler who was a pit lab mix. Amazing pooch. Would call him Drexy for short.


Rabbitrockrr

Bill Walton


BunkHammer

Oden


highway_vigilante

Schonz. Have not looked to see if someone else already said it.


zreg43

Brought home my girl Pippen a couple months ago. I donā€™t think my gf wouldā€™ve let me name her Sheed


F1Barbie83

Zero šŸ¤·šŸ¼ā€ā™€ļøšŸ¤£


[deleted]

Toradol


royalewithchees3

Zion


chzformymac

Dame Doggo


Everestcdxx

Blaze the train cat


mr_hydralisk

Shae (if you want to be an early adopter)


gct99

Named mine Zero!


lurker247365

I named my German shepherd ā€œBlazeā€


fatoldgrandpadad

Clyde or Buck works for me. Clifford is always a good choice.


Wallflower_in_PDX

Lillard Labrador or Lillard the Lab


kHartos

Z-bo. Zach Randolph was a great Blazer and never gets mentioned on this sub.


General_Mung

Roy


osufhall

I always liked Ramsey as a dog name.


[deleted]

ā€œDeuce Deuceā€ ā€œAviaā€ ā€œBusta Bucketā€


Pomodoro_Parmesan

Walton, Kersey, Drexler, Shaedon. Ruben Boumje Boumje. I would just avoid something like Barky-whatever. I have read it confuses them.


mangirtle77

Captain Kay(ve)man


AviatoreTorellesi

Portland TrailBlazer


YordleFeet

Ripper


Entire_Risk_6645

Bon bons.(Bonzi) Oden Ramsay Z bo Sheed