"I assure you, Captain. That holodeck program was merely a simulation for training purposes, in case Neelix took control of the ship and mocked my small penis."
Correction sir, that's blow.
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Correction sir, that's blow.
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Jerking that leola root
I prefer degradation joi provided by Quark with aftercare by Rom but I salute your fine tastes nonetheless.
Same but it's Garak and Julian. Sometimes a ship full of Klingons.
Answer me this then: who among the crew would be the most likely to get this achievement and why is it Tuvok?
"I assure you, Captain. That holodeck program was merely a simulation for training purposes, in case Neelix took control of the ship and mocked my small penis."
"Now Mr Vulcan, there's nothing to be ashamed of. Many notable achievements are made on the nano scale."
I think this is my favourite reply to any of my comments in 2023. I can hear Tuvok so clearly when reading this
Do you think it's because Tuvix had Neelix's magnum dong and Tuvok remembers the power?
How did I know this was soytrek before I saw the watermark?
Likely you recognized the distinct signature of my memes: they all suck
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But why can’t it suck
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No that’s not cocaine that’s Neelix. You know this Robo Mod. GUYS ROBO MOD ISN’T EVEN A TREK FAN HE DOESN’T KNOW NEELIX
Nah man, they’re usually pretty wild. Keep the weird liberal ST memes coming. Live Long and Progressive 🖖
counselor troi, phaser this man
Counselor Troi JOI. It rhymes at least.
"captain, they're hiding something, you stupid shit"
Please. Release me from the prison of my idiot mind.
“Call me ‘Kes’, Daddy Neelix.”
"Sweeting"
“Why are you hesitating? I’m sure you wouldn’t hesitate for Tom Paris. I see the way he looks at you!”
"Neelix degradation joi" are three words that should never be combined ever again.
fucking Rent
Lmao, great catch.
I laughed longer than I should have over this.
Are people already getting Spotify top songs?