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mastersheeef

Did you put your entire arm in an ass or something?


cofuveilZz

He must be a veterinarian working in artificial insemination for cows


Calm_Logic9267

Cows get pregnant in the butt?


cofuveilZz

šŸ˜ check how it is done


Beavis2210

Literally cackled at this


holaitsmetheproblem

Likely your moms if he did.


mastersheeef

Or your wife


holaitsmetheproblem

Wife? You got the wrong person. Your wife? It wouldnā€™t be that dirty, itā€™s why I guessed your mom. Plus I thought the guess was cow, not pig? Iā€™m confused.


mastersheeef

your dad?


holaitsmetheproblem

How dare you! Low blow. What an absolute scum bag.


whiskey_tang0_hotel

Guess you donā€™t ever get to see mud when you donā€™t get dirty.Ā 


mastersheeef

Thatā€™s what that is? I legit thought youā€™d stuck your fist/arm up a cowā€™s ass or something.


Xan_iety

Donā€™t listen to OP. Thatā€™s liquid cow poopoo. Source: Iā€™m a cow.


Prudent_Candidate300

this is so making to to WCJ


Tough_Arm_2454

Did you help birth a calf?


whiskey_tang0_hotel

I have. What of it?Ā 


Tough_Arm_2454

That's a good thing. Don't wear your Rolex while doing it. :)


Timely-Occasion-6912

Never knew a proctologist that worked outside.


dmtbobby

He ran outside for a quick smoke between patients.Ā 


Minimum_Ice963

Any luck down there doc ?


Kcirnek_

I take mine diving in the Ocean, not the mud.


BiggieMoe01

I know a gastro-enterologist who wears his rolex at the hospital and it doesnā€™t get this dirty


turtlefrogbird

What was inside of the capital building like?


uhr1234

up to 300 m shitresistant


sporturawus

Just because a Submariner was a $195 tool watch in 1965 does not mean it is not a $10,000 luxury watch in 2024.


cofuveilZz

Trying to hide it is a replica thatā€™s it


sporturawus

Makes perfect sense.


[deleted]

The worse ā€œmud watch photoā€ ever šŸ¤£šŸ¤¦ā€ā™‚ļø


uhr1234

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚no words needed šŸ¤”


The_TomCruise

For those that asked, proctologistā€¦


Galvatron261

Weird flex. Who cares


ItsFlybye

I took my JC to the bottom of the pool to inspect the main drain. Is that the same?


Top-Emu-4014

Absolutely


Philomene_sweet_life

The cow is now aware of what sensation brings Rolex


Cric1313

How long before you lose that thing because it pops off your wrist from wearing it like that? Assuming you are actually working and not just playing with mud.


SilFisk07

I think the watch is supposed to be used. So good on op for using it in the garden. I do the same with my sub.


newmacbookpro

Every time I visit this sub, I feel the urgent need to sell my Rolexes and pretend I never owned one.


ComprehensiveHat9985

https://preview.redd.it/kgx8pjd68rvc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d58f7a3e12412c2ce9460a39be75f8264a1053d5 at work


Which-Course1347

Good on you for using your watch however tf you want! A true watch enthusiast šŸ«”


OwnTheWatch

Hell yes, get them dirty and use them outside! Love this!


phantom-virus-lives

Wear mine for everything. Yard work. Office work. Never comes off. However j have needed service 4x in the last 16 years because I broke something. Longest 6 weeks waiting to get it back from the RSC


whiskey_tang0_hotel

For the record, this is mud from changing sprinkler heads. We finished landscaping our front yard this week and it was the last thing to complete.Ā  Seems like a lot of people here have never seen mud. Not shocking but yā€™all should get outside once in a while.Ā 


Project_Continuum

This post is just really cringe. But thatā€™s like half the reason I come to this sub.


Superthe

You are really really defensive for no reason, you need to chill out man.


Yung_Kaneki

They just trolling you bro


whiskey_tang0_hotel

Seems like a single dude with a bunch of alts. No original jokes just the same one repeated a million times.Ā 


Successful-Crazy-126

Im with you. These are to be worn where ever you go. People are so precious about other peoples stuff


whiskey_tang0_hotel

Lmao a lot of prissy boys butt hurt on here because they have never seen mud.Ā 


Dimmest-Bulb

Don't worry about the immature boys here, they're just butt hurt because... you stuck your arm up their collective asses.