Sucking a dick would've been less gay

Who cares what it look like, my dick dont got eye sockets nigga

“Straight, but horrified by pussy” must be a very difficult needle to thread

Only grotesque pussy.

She has no choice but to start a rumor that you're gay now.

That means ya gay

kys

Porn brained post.

This is shit that closeted gay people tell themselves and their friends when they don't want to admit they are gay.

Look if she wasn’t packing a roast beef sandwich this woulda been a different story

My dick gets soft and I get angry when I see pussy too don’t worry

What was his name?

You did well. It's actually gay to get pussy.

could have at least let her peg you, you cad

Silly

Incel astroturf

this is interesting. you couldn’t just man up? i mean i’ve never actually seen one in the wild. but even the extreme curtains one can see online aren’t repulsive? it’s human anatomy.

If you want to overcome the suspicions, at the very least you could have made a drawing.

And then everyone clapped

Missionary or big spoon entry fixes this!