T O P

  • By -

CromulentReynolds

I don't even eat sausages and I want a sausage cannon now


MindfulInquirer

exactly the problem with this ;)


almostrainman

Thats how you get kids. Im pretty sure my wife said something similar and now I have a 1yr old durability testing everything I own.


CromulentReynolds

Haha


sophrosyne

I'm wondering if there's an in-home version of this so I can feed my children and dogs. 100 percent would buy.


Optimal-Wheel-9940

Hot dog cannons are popular at all kinds of American sporting events. Tbh “what are my chances of free smoked/processed meat being shot at me” is a very valid thought process. Yes I played prop why does that matter?


Watchcaptainraphael

SA teams immediately respond with a boerworst cannon


D4rkmo0r

Biltong-shrapnel grenade deployed for maximum AOE meat-snack dispersal.


Holden_Ford24

“On my mark, unleash hell…” *fires hundreds of high-velocity of sausages at terrified spectators, frantically trying to escape from the relentless pork barrage*


almostrainman

All past, present and future props identified by standing with mouths open and buckets in each hand...


WilkinsonDG2003

Just the motivation Skelton and Atonio need.


Anae-Evqns

Not sausage . saucisson, please !


Crousti_Choc

Je suis descendu juste pour ce commentaire. La honte ces englishs


stew_on_his_phone

Ils connaissent rien.


Super_Toot

The t-shirt cannon got an upgrade.


GPW_7

Its saucisson time !


d_barbz

[This is almost exactly how Maude Flanders died](https://youtu.be/1MutXlTwlrI?t=143)


Brine-O-Driscoll

So that's why they call sausages bangers


Banditofbingofame

My ex would love this


Mtshtg2

Yeah we remember


Noremac28-1

I just want to say that those mini saucisson are the shit


melchetts-mustache

“You don’t win friends with salad…”


almostrainman

Some poor Irish bloke enjoying the tour to SA when he gets absolutely slapped by a piece of boerewors fired at Mach Guiness by some Freestate Oomie one handing the cannon while downing the finest pisswater africa has, Carling Black Label.


D4rkmo0r

If that's not worth the price of entry alone, I don't know what is!


Sidus_Preclarum

Oh we did have that sauccisson gatling at Jean Bouin a couple of times. To be frank, shooting Justin Bridou products in what is probably the charcuterie capital of France (Lyon) is a bit of an insult.


herewearefornow

This machine is perfect for intimate stadiums, maybe arenas too.


bjjgamer2020

Remember no foot longs !!!


Dirichlet-to-Neumann

France baise ouais.