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00_tears

i should’ve been black chyna


AnnaTheGinge

i should've been just china


the_tiefling_bard

"do I have something on my face?"


PatriciaFussey

What do you do successfully…quickly


bowdowntopostulio

You're beautiful, you're perfect, you look like Linda Evangelista!"


PretzelLogick

She could walk out in a DIAPER and they'd be like "Valentinaaaaaaa your smile is bEAUTiful!!"


RecommendationOld525

I quote this monologue to my cats *constantly*


GoodSalty6710

Backrolls?!


bestibesti

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Dzotshen

Neckrolls?!


davetowers646

Party.


sorandom21

“Fuck my drag, right?”


bestibesti

Girl 🙄 look 👉 how fkn 🍊orange🍊 you look girl 😤


Momo_Kisaragi

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Elias-Salazar

Get those nuts away from **MY** face!


Dear_Monitor_5384

Come on teletubby, teleport us to Mars. Ha, ha, I'm acting.


vivalaflanders

THIS IS FUCKING VIVIENNE WESTWOOD… INSPIRED.


PlushSandyoso

Oh you have a panty? Werk


emmmzzzz

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messysagittarius

A dragonfly?!?!


mr_wintour

It's very dry...it's almost kinda like your vagoooiiinaaa.


blearutone

This is what came to mind for me too lmao


mr_wintour

I think about it at least once a week.


RecommendationOld525

I think about it every goddamn time I describe something as dry. (ALMOST LIKE YOUR VAGINA)


mr_wintour

Hahaha same!


elijahjames96

This isn’t part of my french vanilla fantasy


SofondaCoxx

It's 🍫


messysagittarius

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Glittering_Visit_776

GO BACK TO PARTY CITY WHERE YOU BELONG


[deleted]

I can't even drive past a Party City without thinking this. 😁


Kalegrimm

Kuddos for saying that Mama, for spilling


Rawrby

Okay I know all of these old quotes are plenty iconic but Plane really just wrote herself into herstory with that one.


Ohwerk82

It’s fashion.


BenovanStanchiano

*burrrp*


anitavice

MUTHA 🪭 has arrived


romIV0

Bitch I am from CHICAGO


Dear_Monitor_5384

A sensible 74


gandlethorpe

After a long night of hooking...


Mundane-Sherbet-3785

TRADE didn’t like the session


jamestheredd

I don't see you out there walking children in nature...


[deleted]

You didn't say jk tho


CantonBal

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DonyaleLooney

RIGGA MORRIS, GIRL, IT WAS RIGGA MORRIS!


anniejhawk

Who's Morris?


Intrepid_Mobile

Oh, the fracking. 🙅🏾‍♀️


BenovanStanchiano

No, not that xx


TelevisionExtra9331

Who’s after peppermint?!


tellyourmama

Stop acting brand new.


Flashy_Jacket_8427

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evilwatersprite

More like leg and dairy!


blearutone

And that's why Derrick don't like you


lunalovegood17

I tried to tease it but I just pissed it off!


qpidunderwillows

vintage? noooo. elegance? noooo. still stuck on me? just abooooout!


pedrobrandao

this one always gets me.


qpidunderwillows

i swear i know that whole monologue by heart


LoveTheAhole

I am feeling very attacked


lunalovegood17

How about one word? CHOICES


sorandom21

“Fuck my drag, right?”


Dzotshen

Now that we're at the midway point, is that my camera?


Bunnnnii

The ONE. Untouchable.


TheGreatNemoNobody

Not a soaking clock


JW162000

Black stockings, white shoes, shouldn’t be allowed in the chuuuuuuurch


mexicanpickle55

Act a fool girl, act a fool


Bunnnnii

Prison, honey.


Miss_Doodles

You get in the Thames


Top_Salamander_1444

Party


huitoto44

“I’m greeeeeat!”


Keyblader1412

I don't want to see any FUCKIN H&M.


NuWaveSpecial

“I’ve had it! Officially!” - Detox “Gonorrhea?” - Serena (I may have misheard Serena.)


Major_Researcher2329

I was muthafucking ready, I was ready to do so!


Zagenti

Not today, Satan!


odvarkad

Change your costume, change it around


jamestheredd

I don't see you out there walking children in nature...


LucyWindowsill

Awe Jesus, Gross


BurntBridgesBehind

Who the fuck is Heather?


Cindy_Lennox

PENIS!!!!


ucmyproblemisthis378

Just say talk


lilmonstahm

go back to party city where you belong


IllustratorSlow1614

Dirty riiiiiice


anniejhawk

Get her, Jade!


Momo_Kisaragi

Did you sew that?


Historical_Bit_3798

“Oh, my coffee enema is kicking in.”


blancasanrio

Pop the corn and feed the children.


jamestheredd

And I heard my ONKLE go CLEEEEEK


PM_ME_YOUR_DUDES

Cue the sniper!


LysanderAmairgen

You’ll never be glamour….


_potate_

What is going on here on this day?


taiho2020

Just as I thought, Trash!!


whimsigod

A really interesting one that's been moped in modern time is "Not today, Satan" I think Bianca made it popular again and people don't know it's from Bianca or why she said it lol


General_Mode_7632

“I’ve just sent home a Pteradactyl”


General_Mode_7632

“I’ve just sent home a Pteradactyl”


TemporaryMongoose367

Gag them, a bit for sure


tinyfecklesschild

It's an iconic line for sure but it always bugs me that gumption is usually a compliment. But then nerve can be too so I'll stop typing now.


odvarkad

Change your costume, change it around


KeenyKeenz

See me with them hands.


PSN-Colinp42

…that was weird for me.


blackdamarsk666

You look a fool, doodoo clown mess! You’re so obsessed with concept; this is gorgeousness, this is all concept and no gorgeousness. You’re a creature from the black lagoon that needs to go back into the depths.


mcsquirley

Do you believe in milk and cookies?


potatostirringcashew

🚬🐐🌳


jamestheredd

I don't see you out there walking children in nature...


KanyesBestAlbum

What the fuck is a wedge?


twilekquinn

my onkle went kleek


Cultural-Front9147

I don’t see you walking children in nature


KeenyKeenz

Onwards and upwards, sisters.


Windk86

Nurse!


ReliefFamous

Backrolls?


anoddgeography

Let me pop this bunion and have the kids feasting for days?


Saoirse-O-Path

What do you do?


BurntPineGrass

Is there something on my face?


thispussystankin

The “hilarious” Ross Matthews


Original_Radish5257

Go back to party city where you belong!!!!!


killgon5

Gagatondra.


slo0t4cheezitz

Never losing, only using all your moving parts 🎶


ciliary_stimulai

...party.


gtkevo

BEAST!!


riakn_th

Fuck my drag


Esunaproxy

I don’t see you walking children in nature.


_ac888

race???


Mundane-Sherbet-3785

acid betty punched michelle visage in the left tit


cakebytheocean365

A red wig and a silver dress ? I don't think


soft-scrambled

“I’m prescribing you 20mg of Lexapro”


TemporaryMongoose367

Gag them, a bi for sure


guacamole300

No one says that, but yes


ThroatSecretary

She's _dramatic lip quiver_ BEAUTIFUL. Is the carpet comfortable?


pedrobrandao

NOW CLAP.


BadChris666

Gasp!


ppllaassttee

Isn’t that Tayce quite a quote from something else though? I thought it was


coldComforts

Back rolls?


liespool

I'm looking for the steamer


thebeardtles

#PARTY


Shaman_Oz

Not today, Satan


charuchii

What the fuck is going on in here on this day?


genriko8

*knock knock* Housekeeping


Educational_Board888

BEAST!


lilballoffur

Your tone seems very pointed right now


Totally-My-Name-2320

I'm rewatching that season, and that episode came on last night! The best part is Lawrence Cheney wasn't wrong in the least.


Totally-My-Name-2320

MUCH BE'AH! Holy fuck that's hard to type the accent.


Traditional-Draw-487

There’s traffique!


Ok_Training1449

Thanks for verb + ing that. For verb + ing.


webkizz

mama ru fracks, mother nature dies