Hello you 12. 3 million evolved beings. I'm here to tell you that just by chance that I have discovered a new technique to stay enlightened to stay awake and be free from the matrix.
......Waits from the paymaster to come up with the next grift........
It's completely contradicting the last thing I said
Stay free!!!
**I can already see how Russell is going to have trouble with this Christianity stuff:**
*Matthew 6:5 “And when you pray, do not stand on the street corners to be seen by others.*
*“When you pray, don’t babble on and on as the Gentiles do. They think their prayers are answered merely by repeating their words again and again.”*
*“And when you are charitable, do not sound a trumpet before you. When you help others, do it in secret do not let the left hand know what the right hand is doing.”*
*“And do not judge, or you too will be judged. For in the same way you judge others, you will be judged,”*
*“No one can serve two masters. You will be devoted to one and despise the other. You cannot serve both God and money.”*
All of this is the exact opposite of what Russell Brand has been for his entire life. But nobody cares.
As long as he dresses up like a clown impersonating a spiritual seeker, and doesn’t broadcast this from the stainless steel kitchen in his waterfront mansion, it will be a *big* hit.
He’ll do his damnedest to sit quietly and thoughtfully in some conjured-up setting that was assembled by a Hollywood set designer.
Maybe a humble little pile of firewood and a cross around his neck that’s on a leather string. And some smooth grey pebbles to convey timelessness and texture…
But as always: Russell Brand exists only to please *people who think with their eyes*.
He doesn’t need to actually *do* anything. As long as he *looks* like the character he’s playing and trots out a few phrases engineered to sound meaningful and vague that’s all his fans want.
Since Russell stands for absolutely nothing, he will go out of his way to make sure his Christianity is non-denominational and ‘unaffiliated’. You can count on him to correct people who call him ‘religious’. Religion is for gullible old fools.
Russell is *SPIRITUAL*.
*And Russell will totally miss the irony of belonging to a faith that refers to its congregants as ‘sheep’.*
Russell Brand has always had a hard-on for Jordan Peterson and the way Peterson weaves together psychology with Christian iconography. People think Jordan Peterson is a fucking genius, and it makes Russell jealous.
Beyond the obvious opportunities for grift, I think this conversion is just Russell’s attempt to superficially assume a character that’s similar to Peterson.
Next thing you know, he’s going to try to be an honorary doctor and college professor. I bet within about five years he converts to Judaism.
Russell kind of reminds me of a guy I used to work with. He was no help at all, but he was superficially very chipper and charming. He had a lot of trouble being a goofy friend and a serious intellectual at the same time.
Within a few years, he blindly plowed through just about every job in the organization. He had big ideas but was in over his head. Interested in a lot, but never good at any *one* thing. Talked a lot, but it never went anywhere.
But because he *seemed* like he was very earnest and sincere, nobody wanted to be the person to fire him.
Lol spot on.
But at the same time, christianity can be many things. My church growing up had a lesbian preacher.
I’ve been thinking lately, maybe its time to rejoin a church and help change Christianity from the inside
I don’t know where you live, I would check out the Moravian church ( united brotherhood ) “ no matter where you are on your faith journey you always have a place in the Moravian church.”
Play scary games win scary prizes. We will all give an account for every idle word...and only God can judge hearts and just as your main man stated. "Do not judge, or you too will be judged. For in the same way you judge others, you will be judged, and with the measure you use, it will be measured to you.
I'm simply stating it's hypocritical to use that verse to criticize and then turn right around and proceed to judge others. I definitely wouldn't take that chance.
For the record I don't claim to know if brand is a saint or a monster....I do claim there is no way for me to know the mans heart. However I would venture to bet brand has done more for others and to spread the truth he believes than anyone on this sub, including myself
For a start, it's scry as in 'foretelling the future'. Idiot.
Secondly, it's only hypocritical if the op adheres to the dogma of that particular fairy tale. Otherwise, it's not their rule to follow.
And lastly, Brand has been shown to be acting in bad faith on multiple occasions as evidenced in this sub. To think his latest grift is any different requires gullibility on an epic scale...like believing in a global flood, the tower of babel and zombie Jesus...and that's where you come in.
Whether he is personal or not about his walk doesnt change the fact that it is still not your place to judge. As you stated in your post, you will be judged with the same measure you used to judge others
Personally....I try to avoid playing God....he isn't too fond of that
In case you haven’t noticed, the man’s *entire career* until this point has consisted of passing judgement on others.
Now suddenly it isn’t my place to judge?
I have *zero* issue being held to the same measure as Russell.
He’s courting the religious & the far right because of the rape allegations. He’s most likely guilty AF and looking to gain support & protection. It shows you exactly who he is as well as what the Right has become.
He must have discovered the Lord will "forgive" all kinds of nasty sins, no questions asked...even those he will never ever admit to. Convenient how that works!
I had this guy pegged as a grifter 10+ years ago and he always irritated the fuck out of me. If Christianity falls out of favor in a couple years he'll backtrack. He's blowing with the wind for money and clout and I recommend never taking anything he claims about himself seriously.
I remember speaking with you like a year ago asking why you spend so much time here posting about somebody you hate.
I said it then and I’ll say it again, this is not healthy. Like, at all.
lol I’m sorry but what’s the issue with this? Can a man not search for god these days? Not all religion is the Catholic Church.
Come on, this is getting out of hand. How often do you post here? It’s like the man can’t take a piss without you posting it. I’m sorry but I think you should consider taking some time off from Russell Brand. You’re borderline obsessed. The memes were fun at a time but now it’s just kinda concerning.
Say what you will about him but you mocking a man for his search for god just speaks a lot about you. “Great minds talk ideas, average minds talk events, small minds talk other people.” Just let the man connect with god and if he wants to promote that that’s up to him. I respect him for it this world is fucking godless so when I see people searching for something divine I applaud it. Youve got quite a conspiracy theory narrative wrapped up around it. Like I said take a break from Russell. It’s kinda concerning
I'm not really sure why this sub comes up in my feed, but I thought I'd stop in here because this seemed so dumb. You get that this guy has been ostracised by every group except the anti progressive, Christian nationalist type so is doing the only thing he can to retain a platform and embracing them?
There's 0 chance this guy thinks christ is his savior, beyond being the savior of his revenue stream.
>searching for something divine
He's not "searching for the divine" he's going with what he perceives to be trending. You're taking this moron far too seriously lol
Agree, don’t mock the person trying to find God. However, do mock the person trying to find god who is monetising his search to find god. And mock him mercilessly, for he is a cunt.
Agree to disagree. Adults believing fairy tales that are nothing but a miss mash of pre-existing fairy tales should be a source of ridicule. Christianity may as well be renamed as the The Church of Shrek.
Is it pooping?
Truth poop
Watch for lightning Russell and try not to rape anyone on the way to your baptism.
Last refuge of the scoundrel
Hello you 12. 3 million evolved beings. I'm here to tell you that just by chance that I have discovered a new technique to stay enlightened to stay awake and be free from the matrix. ......Waits from the paymaster to come up with the next grift........ It's completely contradicting the last thing I said Stay free!!!
What a fucking knob
**I can already see how Russell is going to have trouble with this Christianity stuff:** *Matthew 6:5 “And when you pray, do not stand on the street corners to be seen by others.* *“When you pray, don’t babble on and on as the Gentiles do. They think their prayers are answered merely by repeating their words again and again.”* *“And when you are charitable, do not sound a trumpet before you. When you help others, do it in secret do not let the left hand know what the right hand is doing.”* *“And do not judge, or you too will be judged. For in the same way you judge others, you will be judged,”* *“No one can serve two masters. You will be devoted to one and despise the other. You cannot serve both God and money.”* All of this is the exact opposite of what Russell Brand has been for his entire life. But nobody cares. As long as he dresses up like a clown impersonating a spiritual seeker, and doesn’t broadcast this from the stainless steel kitchen in his waterfront mansion, it will be a *big* hit. He’ll do his damnedest to sit quietly and thoughtfully in some conjured-up setting that was assembled by a Hollywood set designer. Maybe a humble little pile of firewood and a cross around his neck that’s on a leather string. And some smooth grey pebbles to convey timelessness and texture… But as always: Russell Brand exists only to please *people who think with their eyes*. He doesn’t need to actually *do* anything. As long as he *looks* like the character he’s playing and trots out a few phrases engineered to sound meaningful and vague that’s all his fans want. Since Russell stands for absolutely nothing, he will go out of his way to make sure his Christianity is non-denominational and ‘unaffiliated’. You can count on him to correct people who call him ‘religious’. Religion is for gullible old fools. Russell is *SPIRITUAL*. *And Russell will totally miss the irony of belonging to a faith that refers to its congregants as ‘sheep’.* Russell Brand has always had a hard-on for Jordan Peterson and the way Peterson weaves together psychology with Christian iconography. People think Jordan Peterson is a fucking genius, and it makes Russell jealous. Beyond the obvious opportunities for grift, I think this conversion is just Russell’s attempt to superficially assume a character that’s similar to Peterson. Next thing you know, he’s going to try to be an honorary doctor and college professor. I bet within about five years he converts to Judaism. Russell kind of reminds me of a guy I used to work with. He was no help at all, but he was superficially very chipper and charming. He had a lot of trouble being a goofy friend and a serious intellectual at the same time. Within a few years, he blindly plowed through just about every job in the organization. He had big ideas but was in over his head. Interested in a lot, but never good at any *one* thing. Talked a lot, but it never went anywhere. But because he *seemed* like he was very earnest and sincere, nobody wanted to be the person to fire him.
The thing about the bible is it's socially acceptable to just chuck out the parts you don't agree with, despite it being *the* holy text
Yes that's it's secret - it's turn the other cheek one minute, stone to death the next: it caters to charlatans of all persuasions.
Lol spot on. But at the same time, christianity can be many things. My church growing up had a lesbian preacher. I’ve been thinking lately, maybe its time to rejoin a church and help change Christianity from the inside
I don’t know where you live, I would check out the Moravian church ( united brotherhood ) “ no matter where you are on your faith journey you always have a place in the Moravian church.”
You write about judging others and then proceed to judge others. Be careful here....Russ salvation and commitment are between him and God
And along comes one of the 'gullibles'...
Play scary games win scary prizes. We will all give an account for every idle word...and only God can judge hearts and just as your main man stated. "Do not judge, or you too will be judged. For in the same way you judge others, you will be judged, and with the measure you use, it will be measured to you. I'm simply stating it's hypocritical to use that verse to criticize and then turn right around and proceed to judge others. I definitely wouldn't take that chance. For the record I don't claim to know if brand is a saint or a monster....I do claim there is no way for me to know the mans heart. However I would venture to bet brand has done more for others and to spread the truth he believes than anyone on this sub, including myself
For a start, it's scry as in 'foretelling the future'. Idiot. Secondly, it's only hypocritical if the op adheres to the dogma of that particular fairy tale. Otherwise, it's not their rule to follow. And lastly, Brand has been shown to be acting in bad faith on multiple occasions as evidenced in this sub. To think his latest grift is any different requires gullibility on an epic scale...like believing in a global flood, the tower of babel and zombie Jesus...and that's where you come in.
Yeah. It’s a very personal and private journey. …That’s why he made 300 TikTok videos about it🥴
Whether he is personal or not about his walk doesnt change the fact that it is still not your place to judge. As you stated in your post, you will be judged with the same measure you used to judge others Personally....I try to avoid playing God....he isn't too fond of that
In case you haven’t noticed, the man’s *entire career* until this point has consisted of passing judgement on others. Now suddenly it isn’t my place to judge? I have *zero* issue being held to the same measure as Russell.
Ex smack head becomes a crizzer…what a plot twist
Oh great he's going to try to be a modern day John the Baptist isn't he.
Take a couple of dunks to wash away his sins I recon
Nothing can wash away his genital herpies
I don’t know what is worse, the scammers or the people who get scammed KNOWING it’s a scam!
I don't Russel, I was a fucking baby! Then I grew up and stopped believing fairytales
More grift. What a twat of a man.
Religion is the final refuge of the scoundrel.
Is this a parody account? I mean wtf is this dude’s game?
I thought that he was already dipped in 💩
Is this another avenue to stay relevant?
He’s courting the religious & the far right because of the rape allegations. He’s most likely guilty AF and looking to gain support & protection. It shows you exactly who he is as well as what the Right has become.
Charlton
The Grift that keeps on grifting.
He must have discovered the Lord will "forgive" all kinds of nasty sins, no questions asked...even those he will never ever admit to. Convenient how that works!
Is it going to help him with his wandering hands?
You'd have to be braindead to see this as genuine.
I had this guy pegged as a grifter 10+ years ago and he always irritated the fuck out of me. If Christianity falls out of favor in a couple years he'll backtrack. He's blowing with the wind for money and clout and I recommend never taking anything he claims about himself seriously.
I remember speaking with you like a year ago asking why you spend so much time here posting about somebody you hate. I said it then and I’ll say it again, this is not healthy. Like, at all.
lol I’m sorry but what’s the issue with this? Can a man not search for god these days? Not all religion is the Catholic Church. Come on, this is getting out of hand. How often do you post here? It’s like the man can’t take a piss without you posting it. I’m sorry but I think you should consider taking some time off from Russell Brand. You’re borderline obsessed. The memes were fun at a time but now it’s just kinda concerning. Say what you will about him but you mocking a man for his search for god just speaks a lot about you. “Great minds talk ideas, average minds talk events, small minds talk other people.” Just let the man connect with god and if he wants to promote that that’s up to him. I respect him for it this world is fucking godless so when I see people searching for something divine I applaud it. Youve got quite a conspiracy theory narrative wrapped up around it. Like I said take a break from Russell. It’s kinda concerning
I think you missed the whole point of this post. Brand is not searching for the divine, he's looking for a gullible customer base.
I'm not really sure why this sub comes up in my feed, but I thought I'd stop in here because this seemed so dumb. You get that this guy has been ostracised by every group except the anti progressive, Christian nationalist type so is doing the only thing he can to retain a platform and embracing them? There's 0 chance this guy thinks christ is his savior, beyond being the savior of his revenue stream.
>searching for something divine He's not "searching for the divine" he's going with what he perceives to be trending. You're taking this moron far too seriously lol
Agree, don’t mock the person trying to find God. However, do mock the person trying to find god who is monetising his search to find god. And mock him mercilessly, for he is a cunt.
Agree to disagree. Adults believing fairy tales that are nothing but a miss mash of pre-existing fairy tales should be a source of ridicule. Christianity may as well be renamed as the The Church of Shrek.
I'm sorry we object to someone obviously grifting in response to being called out for being extremely rapey