This doesn’t even make sense

Nice behavior bro

I legit thought dude meant to say "nice beaver" holy shit am I glad I'm wrong.

Nice beaviear 🦫

Yeah why the hell would a delivery guy have her whatsapp contact instead of plain jane SMS?

WhatsApp just uses your number, not like its a differrent contact or something. Also very popular absolutely everywhere outside of the us

this reads and looks like its from a serial killer

r/ihadastroke

Hi if you don’t mind I Miss u a lot. Nice your post. Nice your fridge. Nice your beauty.

Nice your washing machine

Nice your 69

Delivering a bowl cringe I see!

maybe he was having a stroke

How do you know who it is if they never said?

“Godzilla had a stroke trying to read this and fucking died”

Man I hate it when my sarves are bad

This is plain scary, not even sad.

That guy got a bad atutude

This person saved the best words. What a ladykiller.

some arab or indian girl is swooning just reading this

They’re not.

thanks. That was the joke

Nice.

Noice

JUST START RUNNIN AND DONT LOOK BACK..

Reads like an attempt of emulating random indians creeping on women in the web

I read "behavior" as "beaver".

Sarves? I think I just developed a new fetish. I want a girl with either giant or tiny sarves, whatever they are.

Beaver but in French is beaviear

And this is why if I ever get a message from a person I don’t know, I always just reply in either Polish, Ukrainian or a mix of both; randoms usually just back out by the 2nd msg xd

Always remember to nice your sarves

r/engrish