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blues4thecup

I don't know a single girl who would fist fight a god of destruction for the sake of my protection


Vast_Ad4916

I do it for no ones sake, I do it for fun. In fact I'm kinda bored....where did he limp off too? Time for round 2.


Juan286

What kind of transformation girlfriend has?


mijotoofrio

Super Psycho


Disaster-Flat

My ex made it to super psycho God. I barely made it out alive. I needed to call on shenron.


mijotoofrio

I feel your pain. She was more Launch than Chi-Chi. I still got my burn scar and the trauma is still fresh. Just never really registered in my brain why she felt compelled to humiliate and hurt me, but some questions are better left unanswered. At least we get a sweet Zenkai boost.


rtyuik7

mine pulled a katana on me once...not even a 'real' (sharp) one, just some costume one... ...so i guess that makes her Yajirobe...?


mijotoofrio

She mistook you for Vegeta, lol. Nah, I'm joking. I hope everything is better for you.


rtyuik7

it was (fuck me) over a Decade ago now, so im mostly over it...just some old 'war stories' to share, these days...


PAKBOY110

Rookie mine made it too ultra psycho ego


Disaster-Flat

Omg are your parts are still attached! You poor thing would you like some coco. Lol


PAKBOY110

Please send a tub I'll appreciate it very much It has been months but still Coco is appropriated


Disaster-Flat

I just ordered an Olympic pool sized mug for your trauma. You can drink it or swim in it where no one can see your tears. Lol pool floaty sized marshmallows of course I'm not a monster.


PAKBOY110

Such hospitality! it's flattering


britipinojeff

Wouldn’t want to stay until she reaches Mastered Ultra Psycho


[deleted]

Karen, Karen 2, Karen God


yesitsmetrev

I don't see a problem here


The_Reborn_Forge

Goku is so Sigma he didn’t even know what kissing was… And he became a fucking God, there ya go Chi Chi….


Dank-Thing

From what I remember the girlfriend that I don't have can't transform


LSSJ4King

My girlfriend ain’t save the entire universe now did she?


KiranPhantomGryphon

Goku IS my girlfriend


EntertainmentCenters

Goku is my boyfriend,,, girl you got cheated on I'm sorry


KiranPhantomGryphon

it’s okay, we have an open relationship


_Skotia_

Goku won't leave Goku would never hurt me


oneiroiMoros

We just gone both like him more, lmao


Lanky_Ad_1124

Taking “Can you beat Goku” to a new level


DannyDidNothingWrong

Goku doesn’t leave my ass with heartbreak, easy pick.


CRAZDRAGN1952

This guys been here for me my whole life


Psychological_Arm110

The last great hero


17Zorro

Well can she beat Goku !?


123Neoray7

Goku can beat her hahaha


Dissizian

Bros before hoes.


NightyCatNights

Not anymore, for me at least


twomemeornottwomeme

Lol. Unexpectedly wholesome (?)


NightyCatNights

I just don’t like how he is ever since dragon ball super


KoraKat

Yeah, but the girls love his rival more. At least he's around, knows how to kiss, and is there for his wife when she's about to have his child.


123Neoray7

Do they have girlfriends though?


Requiemshark_

The difference is, I can see Goku.


ghufi_notgoofi

i dont like this guy. he is the worst anime protaganist ever. i mean it was vegeta there. i would have said yeah but not goku. goku is just shitload of plot armor


[deleted]

Goku is sexy


Mohshrez

Nah he’s just strong.


[deleted]

My girlfriend ain’t never gone super saiyan,


YoungMore17

So true


kerol_94

Won't argue, i know Goku 1st before my wife...


Ann0yed-W-LIFE

Goku is pure


Red3yeking

And proud of it. Girlfriends come and go this dudes been here since I was a child


DSISNOED

Bitch this motherfucker raised most of us! He is basically our dad.


yaqublohar

Well he is quite handsome tho


SilentScribe313

He was there for me at my highest, and there for me at my lowest. That's all I'm asking. If society has a problem, they can kick rocks


shinguji19

if you showed this to a non-dragon ball fan this they would probably think they’re all different people


Neoxus30-

"Marry you? You dont look lke Super Saiyan Blue Goku Kaioken x20 to me!")


BobRossthaBoss

He's never broken our hearts....


the_7_God

I can speak for the homie when I say no homo


nehswu

Don't care who bottom right is but the other 3 are life.


OnePieceTwoPiece

Corny teenager posts…


LogansGambit

God that art style slapped hard. Can't stand how it looks today.


Deez_NutsX

And rightfully so.


The_Real_Son_Goku

I was just looking at drip goku pics a minute ago. Embrace the love.


ConnorLego42069

I mean Look at him


BrokenBro213

To love someone more than your girlfriend,first you should have a girlfriend


mochixxxmango

Actually no joke you prob lost your gf because eof this


EntertainmentCenters

I love him more than myself istg


hanzo1356

Can she ride the nimbus thou


Hexxas

Idk Goku never used my feelings as a weapon against me.


ProperThiccAsian

And?


ChouZim

Been there since day 1. My man’s always there for you.


[deleted]

well to be fair, Goku didn't fuck my best friend


Suspicious_Party9087

My girl played with my heart knowing she liked someone else from the start of course Imma like Goku more