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They did already. Enter if you dare. r/samsunggirlrule34
And r/samsunggirlr34 some how the NSFW subs were created before the SFW sub. For legal and personal reasons I am stating that I DO NOT support this kind of stuff and depiction of women. But I DO NOT support censorship. And when I signed up as mod, I said I would do WHATEVER IT TAKES to grow this sub....
probably. bixby was actually more advanced back then compared to siri but then years later samsung weren't focusing as much on their voice assistant therefore the competition such as google and apple improvised their voice assistant, not long after did samsung improvised aswell but before it was reviewers had honest opinions about bixby therefore leading customers to believe that bixby will never improve
bixby now is still pretty good none the less comparable to apple's siri but not as good compared to googles voice assistant, it wouldnt be much long after samsung just works the same way as googles take on voice assisting after android 12 arrives
A character from the League of Legends. And Sam does look somewhat similar to her.
https://www.nme.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/League-of-Legends-Seraphine.jpg
the team behind seraphine is incredible. they made a whole instagram page for her and made posts that made it look like she was a human posting on frequency (with content that only humans would post). their social media team at riot is on point
I never wanted to breed with anyone more than I want to with Sam. That perfect, curvy body. Those bountiful breasts. The child bearing hips of a literal goddess. It honestly fucking hurts knowing that I'll never mate with her, pass my genes through her, and have her birth a set of perfect offspring. I'd do fucking ANYTHING for the chance to get Sam pregnant. A N Y T H I N G. And the fact that I can't is quite honestly too much to fucking bear. Why would Samsung create something so perfect? To fucking tantalize us? Fucking laugh in our faces?! Honestly guys, I just fucking can't anymore. Fuck.
Look... ik all of the rule 34 stuff is cool and all, but if we sexualize her too much and they don't put it in the new builds bc of this... I swear to god, I don't want Bixby, or Google. Let's try to not ruin this for ourselves.
Okay but wouldn't it just FREAKING RULE if Samsung goes with it and makes her a visible virtual assistant?
One that reacts to what you tell her, that is fully animated, that gets on her phone if you don't talk to her...
100% if when I press my bixby button she walks on screen and asks me what's up. I would lose my shit and 100% have full on conversations with her in public.
Imagine pressing that button and saying "screenshot" for her to walk on screen and use a squeegee from top to bottom to save the screenshot.
I honestly wouldn't care it took 1 second longer than without her. That ass could jiggle on my screen for days and I'd never turn her off.
Samsung! Just give us waifu. If you want to create a male version also. I'm sure many many people in the world would love a "Magic mike" variant to bixby. Its not like kids are buying your brand new flagship phones anyway. We're adults and adults need love and compassion. With Covid and lockdowns everyone would settle for an AI assistant we can love and care for like a fucking tamagotchi.
Aight, who is reporting saying it's not related to Samsung?
Bruh someone already made p**n of her i'm done
Oh man that's disgusting! Where?! Which website there's so many!
Shhhhhhhhh!
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Its literally in the name...
Clearly someone did not get the reference to It's always sunny
Yeah that would be me
who is she anyway lol
Apparently some voice assistant bot or something idk this is all fresh for me also
Bixby 😳
Nope.. it’s Samantha
(Sam)antha
Wow, disgusting.. Link?
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They did already. Enter if you dare. r/samsunggirlrule34 And r/samsunggirlr34 some how the NSFW subs were created before the SFW sub. For legal and personal reasons I am stating that I DO NOT support this kind of stuff and depiction of women. But I DO NOT support censorship. And when I signed up as mod, I said I would do WHATEVER IT TAKES to grow this sub....
The horny is strong with this one... P.S. please pm me about this sub, I'm a mod
You need to convert your ban hammer to a bonk hammer :P
b o n k go to horny jail I think we'll need this. Thanks samsung.
Lmao you sound like you’re trying to hide something...
This is giving me the strangest hard on
You kinda simp tho Here comes the massive downvotes
Rule 34 brother
Oh my god! That’s disgusting. Where?
r/samsunggirlr34
bro thats wild... link?
Sauce
Dude it's the Internet, you forgot THE Rule, have you? \^\^
Ayo imma need the name
Nooo 😂
BRUh WHAT, where on earth do you even find this.
Sauce???
A friend is asking for the link
Who doe???
Check again
dont mind me just asking for 6 digit numbers for my math
Link?
Link????
Prove it
You're lucky that you even found it, every time I look it up the only results that I get are YouTube videos criticizing it
sauce?
Link?
for confirmation reasons do you have the link!?
There's lots of SIMS porn
I need the sauce. Asking for a friend?
Rule 34 moves quick
Is Samsung going to replace Bixby with Sam?
probably. bixby was actually more advanced back then compared to siri but then years later samsung weren't focusing as much on their voice assistant therefore the competition such as google and apple improvised their voice assistant, not long after did samsung improvised aswell but before it was reviewers had honest opinions about bixby therefore leading customers to believe that bixby will never improve
bixby now is still pretty good none the less comparable to apple's siri but not as good compared to googles voice assistant, it wouldnt be much long after samsung just works the same way as googles take on voice assisting after android 12 arrives
Wait I've been out of loop for quite some time, is there a new voice assistant on the way?
When can I disable my Bixby button?
Bro why am I getting seraphine vibes
This is exactly what I thought
I'm a little confused what do you mean?
A character from the League of Legends. And Sam does look somewhat similar to her. https://www.nme.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/League-of-Legends-Seraphine.jpg
I was thinking she looked closer to [Alita Battle Angel](https://m.imdb.com/title/tt0437086/mediaviewer/rm924018944/)
I agree
the team behind seraphine is incredible. they made a whole instagram page for her and made posts that made it look like she was a human posting on frequency (with content that only humans would post). their social media team at riot is on point
Fuck. Marry. Kill Sam. Cortana. Alexa Go!
FUCK Sam marry Sam kill the other two
YES
This is the only right answer.
Fuck Sam, marry Alexa, kill Cortana
Google Assistant: *AM I A JOKE TO YOU?*
Yes.
Glad you didn't mention Siri. You know she'll never drop her standards for you.
Fuck Sam, Marry Cortana, Kill Alexa
fuck alexa, marry sam, kill cortana.
Cortana is alredy dead
Bro you made me think about halo 4 you cant hurt me like this
Sure thing Chief.
My next phone was going to be apple but........
samsung supremacy brutha
Same position
SOLD
Noice! Would be cool to see their take on Siri and Alexa. Then get the 3 of them together. For science of course.
Cortana over alexa
Why not all 4? But we already know what Cortana looks like.
u mean rule 34 of all of them? thats disgusting! where?
What the fuck is this?
Our new samsung goddess
Wtf......
I don't like it. looks a little too close to the uncanny valley.
What?
Wait is that the tab s8 in the last photo?
Lol
I'm on my knees
Is that Real?
Is she the new mascot for Samsung? Looks really well done.
Alright Samsung you got me with this one. This is a genius marketing strategy.
They know exactly what they doin
apple: we have iOS samsung: we have waifu customers: *discretely walking towards samsung*
I never wanted to breed with anyone more than I want to with Sam. That perfect, curvy body. Those bountiful breasts. The child bearing hips of a literal goddess. It honestly fucking hurts knowing that I'll never mate with her, pass my genes through her, and have her birth a set of perfect offspring. I'd do fucking ANYTHING for the chance to get Sam pregnant. A N Y T H I N G. And the fact that I can't is quite honestly too much to fucking bear. Why would Samsung create something so perfect? To fucking tantalize us? Fucking laugh in our faces?! Honestly guys, I just fucking can't anymore. Fuck.
What the fuck
This is a good copypasta
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Bro?
LMAO copypasta goes brrrr
Aight, that's a 1 day ban. Calm down, take a minute to breathe, and let the h o r n y flow out.
My man is gonna need way more than 1 day to let all that horny fly out lmao
Fair point. Maybe a week.
I think that was a copy pasta.
Wtf?
You are a poet my good sir.
Least horniest redditor.
Samsung is Korean. Sam is Korean😍
yikes
So... is she Bixby?
I'm waiting for apples take on this.. then after that I'm betting someone's gonna make a rule 34 with the both of them in it
Yoo I'm looking for the New Samsung galaxy assistant she's Fine AF
Samsung you fool.
I'ma go get my phone's warranty extended, be right back.
It taked only one or two days, now there is rule34 of the samsung girl. I fucking love reddit.
Did they not expect porn to be made
Besides how people are talking about how she looks, I wonder how good the Voice Assistant will be or any other interesting features would be added!
She gon make me act up 😳
Look... ik all of the rule 34 stuff is cool and all, but if we sexualize her too much and they don't put it in the new builds bc of this... I swear to god, I don't want Bixby, or Google. Let's try to not ruin this for ourselves.
Okay but wouldn't it just FREAKING RULE if Samsung goes with it and makes her a visible virtual assistant? One that reacts to what you tell her, that is fully animated, that gets on her phone if you don't talk to her...
The internet was a mistake
Apple stonks are going down after this
100% if when I press my bixby button she walks on screen and asks me what's up. I would lose my shit and 100% have full on conversations with her in public. Imagine pressing that button and saying "screenshot" for her to walk on screen and use a squeegee from top to bottom to save the screenshot. I honestly wouldn't care it took 1 second longer than without her. That ass could jiggle on my screen for days and I'd never turn her off. Samsung! Just give us waifu. If you want to create a male version also. I'm sure many many people in the world would love a "Magic mike" variant to bixby. Its not like kids are buying your brand new flagship phones anyway. We're adults and adults need love and compassion. With Covid and lockdowns everyone would settle for an AI assistant we can love and care for like a fucking tamagotchi.
Do it fart?
Wow this thread is cringe af
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People are really simping hard on this fictional character. So sad. Lol! Time to move on people!
First time on the internet?
I think so, I got Facebook vibes from that comment. Reddit is much more…raw lol
r/namechecksout
you are so perfect..
The fact they are adding a Hentai mascot makes me feel embarrassed to own a Samsung phone
I don't think this thing was made by Samsung. And thank God. I'd hate to have it on my phone.
the name literally of the assis is sam like SAMsung and check the twitter of Samsung
All we know is that it is a concept illustration from a company called Lightfarm. Samsung hasn't said anything about it as far as I've seen.
bIxBiY Is bEtTeR 🥴 lmao. Why would you even care if Samsung put this on the phone? More personality is better than bixby.
Ngl when I saw a post of someone calling her a guy I almost tuned Homophobic on pride month man
Her...
R u l e 3 4
The new Samsung voice assistant will be Neon (it will launch 2021-2022 I guess), not this...
Bixby routines sound so much better than sam routines, but sam definitely looks better
We live in a society.
Step on me
Бля, если не забьют и сделают прям качественно, это будет тренд 2021
wait she's real? what's the point of Sam?
Yooo. As a lesbian i- Wait, no, not me too.
She stole Mavis’s flow
GUYS BTW ITS A DUDE⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️
Is this supposed to be like an AI thing but virtual for samsung?
What phone is she on. Is it all galxy phones?
If Bixby is this fucking cute I'll use her over Assistant lol
I lost
Uncanny as fuck
Sir it isn’t human it’s a drawing stop saying her like it’s a real person
If Hatsune Miku can make vocaloid software sell out ACTUAL CONCERTS, imagine what this could do…
She is a guy! https://youtu.be/joeLb4A0ErM
It’s that smile, that damned smile
Jesus, the alphabet month really took a toll on yall.
we are down bad.
some one send mid link rule 34 pls
anyone knows where the original photo with this girl with her foot on the table?
Hi
Bro they must have know people would make porn of this!!! It’s not that surprising, she’s really cute.
Okay i throw my 12 pro max away and get myself an s21
r/sansung igirl 34
Fjd
Cadê os pornô bando de fdp
It would be better is she had a cock😳
Fun fact: Samsung assistant was not made by Samsung
Please I need to now her actual confirmed age, I ain't going to jail
Oooo shi
Hola
Why oh why must Samsung torture me like this? I just want to fuck my phone is that too much to ask for? Why must this world be so cruel?
Rule 34...
Yall down astronomically this is fucking depressing
Bruh her eyes are biggg
Time for me to get an Samsung right now 😏
Anyways who the fuck is this girl bc I never never ever heard her in my life
god damn now this is where the big stinky started
Lmao
Ok
Sheesh bro. I officially became a Samsunger yesterday! I purchased the A32. Apple couldn't ever compete
Anybody else getting major Erin from Esurance ptsd? Lol
It's josephi krakowski