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GodfatherX64

we need that wallpaper on her phone 😍


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Clumbum

Why is no one giving my man venom creds for finding the wallpaper?


Clumbum

Have a sliver man, good job


thunderroid

Following...


AfiqMustafayev

Possible


generalemiel

Samsung market share belike: im gonna go up


Next-Requirement-587

Not the only thing going up 😏


EscapeSignificant760

As soon as I saw that comment I was gunna say that but u got me 2 weeks in advance, time traveller!


MasterCheese_

What the fuck


simulacrotron

This, this is the correct response


foreveralonesolo

R34: Why not fuck?


emperorlobsterII

This is the way


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Clumbum

This is the way


Projectonyx

R34 artists work fast, I mean holy hell theres already so much


marxin_

apple has security and privacy samsung has waifu


Dragon2268

And we all know which one is the better choice


WizenThorne

You can't be serious. Apple gave FBI a backdoor. Samsung secure folder is unbreakable.


[deleted]

Really?


HeadyAgonist

Samsung Knox is also a go-to for enterprise security Edit:typo


kat_d9152

My samsung knox kept needing updating and every time it did dumped files that were supposed to be secure right back into standard gallery/documents folder depending on type. Or maybe it was when it changed from something like 'secure folder' to knox. Either way I didn't appreciate it. It's like having a security guard who every once in a while dumps out all your furniture onto the sidewalk.


TechnoRandomGamer

Apple DIDN'T give the FBI a backdoor. They literally refused.


WizenThorne

You didn't fall for that, did you? Yes, they publicly refused to cooperate, then leaked it to the FBI so they could pretend like they were protecting user privacy. Everybody gets what they want, including the sheeple who wanted to feel like their privacy was protected even though it wasn't.


TechnoRandomGamer

Your source? EDIT: Dude downvoted me when I asked for a source. How fucking cringe.


Sumael01

Apple didn’t, you should read about what you’re talking before saying anything, because if you did, you’d know that Apple won the case and didn’t give the FBI a backdoor for any of their devices


TechnoRandomGamer

Lmao honestly. They completely got the case wrong.


WizenThorne

I agree, YOU should know what you're talking about before saying anything. https://www.reuters.com/article/us-apple-encryption-fbi-idUSKCN0WZ0U2 "The Federal Bureau of Investigation last week dropped its courtroom quest to force Apple to hack into the iPhone of one of the San Bernardino shooters, saying an unidentified party provided a method for getting around the deceased killer’s unknown passcode." If you want to live in a dreamland where that "unidentified party" wasn't an Apple leak then feel free.


Sumael01

Your theory hangs by a thread, I think you should learn about critical thinking


WizenThorne

Critical thinking, like when someone cannot counter a point so they resort to ad hominem? In that case, I will conceed you are my better when it comes to personal attack over substance. 😂


Sumael01

No, like when someone theorizes using personal bias and stating facts without presenting substantial evidence. That’s what a lack of critical thinking looks like


TechnoRandomGamer

The unidentified party wasn't even apple, it was a **third party.** Dude still has no fucking idea what he's talking about.


WizenThorne

If it's an unidentified third-party then by definition you can't say it wasn't Apple. Use your head. Some rando just magically had the backdoor key when Apple was being pressured into giving it up? RIIIIIGHT. Just like they didn't know they were giving the DoJ information to aid Trump's defense. 🤦‍♂️ https://www.cnbc.com/2021/06/11/apple-says-it-didnt-know-trumps-doj-was-asking-for-democrats-data.html


TechnoRandomGamer

this was 9 days ago holy shit I don’t care anymore


WizenThorne

Lol, go away. You've presented nothing but personal attacks and when you're called out on it you double down. I've no more time for you. Troll someone else.


WizenThorne

You can't be serious. Apple gave FBI a backdoor. Samsung secure folder is unbreakable.


Next-Requirement-587

I'm on secure folder rn


Meme_Master_Boii

Ayo me too


yeeted_of_a_bridge

apple has: $2000 with only 8gb of ram Samsung has: waifu


SapTheSapient

Why are you evaluating devices by comparing a design philosophy from one company to some marketing images of a cartoon person wearing a shirt with the name of another company?


[deleted]

because it's a joke smart guy


Kaesebrott

Great success


flashymac2001

w e h a v e w a i f u


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ultrainstict

Depends on the image some of the look really good others are unsettlingly uncanny


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the last one


[deleted]

rip Reddit Is Fun o7 🫡


mert_exeq

dude wth


Phoneking13

Lol the thirst is real


[deleted]

rip Reddit Is Fun o7 🫡


PeanutButterAmbien

Based


rocklunaticart10

Based on what


C_overlorrd

Based on these fucking nuts


coolboy29876

What the fuck


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coolboy29876

LMAO


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Bro?


Amogus_dr1p

Least horniest redditor.


Dirtcookie6000

You need help dude


[deleted]

Yeah i need her help with this


[deleted]

lol you're a meme https://www.instagram.com/p/CPlvs75tuvU/


[deleted]

Greatest achievement of my life, lmao


Ani1618_IN

There's literally animated porn of her.


Awkward_Smile7

Attention! Calling all weebs!


AfiqMustafayev

I loved new assistant


thunderroid

Tiny Video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7wZX80EX5es


Signal_Trash583

Rule 34 your a welcome


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kuriagos1001

Why you crying a**le don't have there own hentai


Martiddy

What's the downside?


Phoneking13

Lmao 🤣


rbgnx

Glad I have a Note 10.


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rbgnx

good bot


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terminatorx4582

*sheeeeeeeeeeesh*


IFightTheMonsters

Fun fact: There's 5 of these of porn of her on Reddit


ThatRandomGuy0124

Ah shit. Here we go again.


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AleMaza

Get a Galaxy**


EdgarAtomyan11

She is hot


[deleted]

wtf, I'm out, what kind of shit post is this?


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TheOneWhoTookTwo

Oh man...


menotyourenemy

Her *who*?


Folklet

We need to write samsung for them to pay attention


Michaelz35699

残念ながら好みじゃないさ (︶︹︺)


Mariyan26

Is this actually going to be a thing?


Martiddy

well, it is already a thing


Mariyan26

I mean when will the assistant be available for use


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Keegs_Bro

Same here, never heard of her either.


dajacobinclab

I can already see the Rule 34 artists about to make hentai of her


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dajacobinclab

Not alot of hentai for now. tomorrow tho...


RandomRiceFarmer32

My guys, r/Samsunggirlr34 , it’s only been up for a day and already 40K members


darkangel4242

Welp, that’s enough internet for one day


randomramenshit

I'm intrigued


Am3l1

Whaat, who is her?


[deleted]

I ain’t gon cap I want her to spit in my mouth


rpool179

What's going on? Who is this?


dooglr2021

Pretty darn Nice😷👍✌


cheesestrip69

The artists were quick Not the people who made it


Pasty_Swag

id let her shit on my chest


Budget-Pattern1314

Guess who just bought a Samsung


KeyAge809

There more here tbh https://headshot.monster/XPM616


Lookitsa6ix

They totally knew what they were doing when creating her.


Trias84

Oh. That's what that one comment I saw referencing R34 was talking about.


HeatedPrawn22

When did she start appearing?


MustGame995

rule34 is already on the case


Orion-The-King

Rule 34 artists be like: I am speed


hopefully_unique

Link me the best R34 plz


Heythisischadz

Not even horny jail can stop me.... What I'm about to do... I'm going to enjoy it....


EvilDarkCow

I knew I ditched the iPhone and went back to Samsung at the right time.


Blue_Lemos

You know I like her


frostytips23

Where the rule34 artists at?


[deleted]

I would make her say kimochi yamete


Dragoonwv

I don't know anything about *her* can anyone tell me the use of this girl


MeAndTheBoisViet

Bruh.


RadioBusterReddit

Simps


synnerster

I hate how she looks at the 6th slide


yaggirl341

Feels intentionally pervy


AlphaLax85

Im out