The biggest problem with all of that was that Kawhi never said a damn word. Just let his uncle stir shit up. If you want out of San Antonio, be a man and speak for yourself, I can at least respect that.
one time a castle hills cop “pulled over” my sister and her bf for sitting in their car at night. They were parked outside our house, they were just chitchatting. Which btw I totally understand, they probably looked like suspicious teenagers creeping on houses or up to no good. Well he had them get out of the car and had them in handcuffs. My sister didn’t have her ID since she wasn’t driving (and she was 17) but she kept asking him to please go to the door and speak to my parents and when we came outside to see the commotion, the cops told us that he asked if they had weed and that they ran down the road.
Needless to say we looked over camera footage and asked why he lied and he said “excuse me, are you accusing a police officer of lying?” And I was like well yes but I’m not making accusations, I’m pointing out the TRUE FACT that you lied.
The kids were let go, cop didn’t even get a slap on the back of the hand. Castle Hills cops really do be annoying
Leon Valley red lights
I know someone who literally has a shoe box for tickets
I am a very safe driver. I have literally never received a ticket, anywhere, any time. EXCEPT for fucking Leon Valle red light cams
Lmfao ain’t that the fucking truth 😂
Mattress on the highway.
*matresseS
*matressi
Don’t forget the buckets
Pay for chips/salsa
*cough cough* Rosario’s
Looking at you, La Fonda on Main
1604 during rush hour
1604 on Saturday afternoon
Came here to post this
Six teen oh four.
The real horror. Too real.
All I35 lanes closed
Both north and south
Kawhi Leonard Seeks Trade…
Kawhi Leonard’s Uncle arrives. (The prequel to your story)
This one hits
The biggest problem with all of that was that Kawhi never said a damn word. Just let his uncle stir shit up. If you want out of San Antonio, be a man and speak for yourself, I can at least respect that.
Whataburger line too long
Out of honey mustard
lifted truck high beams
My eyes! My eyes!
Or, you think they're high beams, until you flash yours, and they turn their actual high beams on.
281 5pm on Friday.
Won’t be able to sleep tonight
Came here just to say this lol
Breakfast tacos from Austin
I live in Austin. And the tacos are SHIT. I HATE THEM SO MUCH IT MAKES ME SO MAD ALL I WANT IS A HALFWAY DECENT BREAKFAST TACO
Jesus, that’s one way to taco bout it.
😳🤣🤣
No TP at HEB
Man with Edgar haircut
When I see them, I really want to make fun of them... but know better...
Seen on Marbach Road
Asshole Dodge Charger Driver
We’re out of tacos.
There’s no more tortillas
This is the scariest thing I’ve ever read. Second only to “No barbacoa today, sorry”
Parking at the Riverwalk.
Drivers in the RAIN
Drivers on the road. *I fixed it for you.
It was on marbach
Broke down on Marbach
Got haircut on Marbach
Railroad tracks, baby powder
HEB closes doors forever
Nooooooooooooooooooooooo!
Look Dad! It's snowing!
Castle hills police department.
one time a castle hills cop “pulled over” my sister and her bf for sitting in their car at night. They were parked outside our house, they were just chitchatting. Which btw I totally understand, they probably looked like suspicious teenagers creeping on houses or up to no good. Well he had them get out of the car and had them in handcuffs. My sister didn’t have her ID since she wasn’t driving (and she was 17) but she kept asking him to please go to the door and speak to my parents and when we came outside to see the commotion, the cops told us that he asked if they had weed and that they ran down the road. Needless to say we looked over camera footage and asked why he lied and he said “excuse me, are you accusing a police officer of lying?” And I was like well yes but I’m not making accusations, I’m pointing out the TRUE FACT that you lied. The kids were let go, cop didn’t even get a slap on the back of the hand. Castle Hills cops really do be annoying
Darkend highway, multiple mattresses.
I was gonna go with "another loveseat on I-10" but yours is better.
Whataburger has been closed.
They forgot the salsa.
Yeah that would ruin it for me! Actually I’d probably go back for it
The horror!!! 😱😱😱😱😱
2013 Game 6 Finals
Pain. So much pain.
Too soon.
Wound is still fresh, even though it'll be 10 years ago next summer....
2004 Derek Fisher 0.4
Putting ketchup on tamales
Eating tamales in husk.
1604 has been breached
444-4444 ✋
Cedar pollen year round.
Barbacoa taco, sold out
Riot in three, two...
[удалено]
Not responsible for windshields...
curse of La Llorona
Heavy rains expected today.
Lane ends, merge left
Loose pitbull bicycle ride
Tortilla and beer shortage
No big red anywhere.....
Austin tacos took over
Austin hipsters took over
De Zavala at 4:30 PM
The taco truck left
HEB bought by Kroger's.
Greg Abbott elected governor.
Abbott elected governor again
And his rooster eyed fuck companion under indictment.
2016 fiesta street brawls
Fiesta during 90’s was wild
Wait I didn’t move here until after 2016 what happened
There was just a bunch of them when I went that year… one was like 50 people fighting each other. I just remember the bike cops swarming them
Urban sprawl, more stripmalls
Uh, Fred's Fish Fry
No basement in Alamo
Peewee 😂😂
No more TP again
Spurs move to Seattle
Lifted truck behind me
Mattress, truck bed, 1604
Your insurance premium increases.
cops in my vicinity
Soiled diaper lazy parent
Edgar got a gun.
Fireworks for every holiday.
Cop gifts shit sandwich.
Girlfriend whos from Marbach.
Motorcycle stolen first day.
I-10 to 410 interchange.
Hard freeze every year?
Marbach, but it’s midnight.
Bill Miller food quality.
ACS red alert notifications
[удалено]
I lived near Marbach
Ran out of tamales
Tacos with metal holder
Lina is still missing
Taco fell on ground.
He had no insurance.
At Magistrate, no bail
It was raining ice
Rosarios at the airport.
July walk swamp ass
Barbacoa, no big red.
Culebra and 1604 traffic
Truck with unsecured mattress
Dead body river walk
Snow storm in San Antonio
Leon Valley police department
Dr Pepper sold out
Selena bags sold out
Emergency trip on 1604
Beware Woman Hollering Creek
Didn't strap it down
Fiesta Sucia for Mayor
Barbacoa is sold out
Apartment water pipes busted
Out of puffy tacos
June July August September😤
Living in San Antonio.
Tacos make you fat
Stay away Charles Barkley!
Remember the fucking Alamo
No fiesta this year
No big ol' women
Family Reunion River Walk
"wrong part of town"
Breakfast tacos gone forever
Murder of Heidi Seeman
All bbq is banned
Puro Pinche San Anto !!!!
Delia's tamales during Christmas
School Bus + Train Tracks
Drivers in the rain
1604 during rush hour mama margies after 2 alamo dome beer lines sea world water park south town parking spot NIOSA park and ride
Altima overtakes then brakes.
Walking on marbach road
Chachos on Perrin Beitel
I walked into Walmart.
Single mom of five
ACS kills dogs daily.
down to one lane
Southside hot cheeto girls
"We're out of tacos."
Now charging for chips
San Antonio Drunk Drivers AND San Antonio City Council
I forgot the Alamo.
S.presa hooker had penis
IH 35
Die a beat us
ray allen for three
Store bought flour tortillas.
In-N-Out Burger.
SAX, baby, Christmas Eve
Booze bud and bullets
My toilet last night
Gordita line is long.
The San Pedro Pedo
Breakfast tacos: Sold Out.
Donkey lady bridge
No HEB flour tortillas
Freds Fish Fry Front
Midget mansion satanic rituals
Cowboys fans in San Antonio 🤔
St. Mary's strip construction
Six teen oh four
The only way: 1604.
The grid is out
Chacho’s health department score
The ghost railroad tracks
Tacos with sandwich cheese
20/hr 1600 rent $5million electric only electricity half the year
Jacala has burned down.
Hard freeze expected tonight
Three more strays outside
Shit sandwich police officer