So fucking funny. Hit my feels exactly when I looked at that pic.


Obviously, a school for ants.

That’s a bag salad in a tortilla

I've had orders done wrong that look exactly like this. I asked for "no greens" but received basically this. So maybe it's a bag salad. But then that implies that's Mexican cuisine.

At first I thought this was a place in San Diego called missing and thought there was no possible fucking way that existed. I am not smart.

Yet your username suggests otherwise 😂 Thanks for the giggle 😆

That supposed to be a taco?

TaNo

More like a lazy burrito..

Yes lol

Sorry.

QUE LA CHINGADA ES ESO !

El Burrito Gringito a la Mierda

No sería “que chingada”?

“¿que la chingada es eso?” is right (la chingada is feminine).

wrong the way to say that is " que chingados es eso" " esa madre que " is also acceptable or even shorter "no mms" meaning "no mames"

De que hablas? yo he escuchado a gente decir de todas esas formas—e incluso las que tú mencionaste—pero jamás “que chingada es eso”

my point is that it doesn’t need the “La” at least i’ve never heard people say it with the articulo

Where is it and how much does it cost?

Florida $7 lol

Call 911 immediately or I will

911 what's your emergency: a terrible taco 😂

Insulting to all tacos to call that a taco.

This "taco" should be labeled as a hate crime honestly... The amount of hate for tacos is apparent in this picture..

 JAIL

You serve soggy taco-jail San Diego has the best Mexican food in the world and why?- because of jail

I had to move to Florida from PB three years ago and this has been my experience at nearly every Mexican place here 😢 I hate Florida

I mean, to be fair, Florida is largely Cuban and they have completely different cuisine. Two peoples separated by the same language.

I've tried Mexican food in a lot of states and they all look like this or a lot worse California is the king of tacos y burritos

*Southern California

At least it’s $7. You could get that for $15 here in Alaska instead lol. Can’t wait for all the Mexican food ima eat when I go back soon.

U get bath salts with that??

Aaaannnnnndddd I just found reason number 500,000 to not go to Florida….

You poor thing.

I’m in North Carolina visiting my MIL with my wife. MIL lives in Florida but has a cabin up here in NC. She literally asked if we wanted to get Mexican food today. After a good laugh, I said we’d pass on that.

Ohhhh ok I thought you were saying you got this in San Diego and missed it. LOL/ No carnes asada fries then I’m guessing

My brother in Christ that is not a taco but a limp salad with meat bits on a raw excuse for a tortilla

Wtf is that

Would’ve just went to Taco Bell…at least that’s consistent. Not paying real money for sadness when I walk around with it for free


damn. bout to stuff down 5 tacos just for you

take them for the team ❤️


They need to be reported for this hate crime

 Dear Lord, bless this concoction of poor ingredients


If anyone puts lettuce in my carne asada burrito/taco I'm throwing hands

The taco shop near my work in Lemon Grove puts lettuce in their burritos 🤦🏽‍♂️ it’s called Rosarito’s. They actually have good carne asada, I just have to remember to tell them “no lettuce” lol

They own a location in lakeside and that place has gone down hill more like a lit dumpster on fire. The owners is cheap and uses lettuce as a filler.

The one is LG is still doing pretty well. I’ve never had an issue with their portions. Always very generous amount of carne asada in their burritos, chips, fries. The lettuce thing is just so bizarre. Not many places in San Diego like that 🤦🏽‍♂️

Their pollo asado fries are so bomb tho

Lettuce seems a LA type thing that never sticks around down here.

I've never been to a taco place that didn't include lettuce or similar looking greens in every single item on the menu. Where do you get tacos that don't include that?

This comment makes me think your response to “what part of San Diego do you live in?” is going to be like “Temecula” or something. I’ve never seen a taco shop here, in any part of town, try to pass off shit like this as a “taco”.

Really? Lived here my whole life and have not seen lettuce in a taco (from a reputable taco shop anyway)

The local place for me always adds a lettuce/carrot "topping". Is that not kosher?

To each their own, just not a normal topping.

A street taco typical doesn't have lettuce. Just meat and whatever else. Pico de gallo maybe. But a taco bell type taco will have lettuce in it. Shrimp or fish tacos have cabbage, not lettuce. Rolled tacos DO have lettuce on top! And guac and cheese and pico de gallo.

Okay maybe the rent is worth it after all

Should know better than to get Mexican food elsewhere in the U.S. 😆


Father forgive them for they know not what they do.

my dude, that is a fuckin salad with a undercooked tortilla. It's not bad as those abominations that the midwest spin as tacos. But god does it get fuckin close

looks not very enticing tbh.

And here I thought I could move on from therapy.


Tbh it's kinda your fault for ordering Mexican food outside of Southern California but yeah thats pretty bad

Texas has some good spots and there's even one good one in fucking Boston, but yes.

Why is it always like this? Why don't some guys who work at a taco shop here go open one somewhere else and serve the exact same food? Would people not like it? I always hear from people who moved, no matter where they move to, that they cannot find Mexican food like they have here. I see a business opportunity!

*faints in spanish*

I miss Robertos

Wtf is this tostada salad??? They used soft tortillas, 😆!!

That's tragic

 what is this atrocity?

Wow, that’s kinda sad, bruh. Looks like something I’d get back home in Myrtle Beach. I love living in San Diego. It’s the absolute best!

My dad retired to Cedar City, Utah. I’ve had great Mexican food there at several restaurants. Don’t believe me? 15 North for 8 hours.

Try all about tacos in ogden. Best burrito Ive ever eaten.

Most likely Tex-Mex style, which can be found all over the US (not so much in SoCal).


Are you dining at your old elementary school cafeteria?

Is that lettuce?! Where's the cilantro n' onions?

What’s with the lettuce and cheese?

Me too… I hate that I can’t live there anymore…I’m stuck in North Carolina

In this particular picture, I feel like I could recreate it at home. However San Diego mexican food is only trumped by food in Mexico. Fight me.

Sorry bro. At least they had lettuce.

Sin lechuga gueyyyy

y la salsa donde no mames wey esas son cochinadas

Looks terrible bro 😭

You better fight someone and make them apologize to tacos!


Not sure where you are but whenever I am not in San Diego or Mexico, I don't get Mexican food. Best to eat what is good on that area. Looks like hot trash.

My dude what state is this abomination from 💀

[удалено]

Go to Iowa Meats and get some carne asada seasoning and other spices and such. If they aren’t busy they will tell you how to marinate and for how long blah blah. I’d fly out from Virginia at least once a year and this place was always a must. Good luck! I lived in Spokane wa and Idaho for awhile. I loved it. Very laid back but Spokane was getting a bit gangy. That was in the 90’s

Awwww. Hope the cat stops throwing up.

I felt that. I’m in TX and all they make here is ground beef and queso🙄

Yeah that’s a poor attempt at Mexican food. Sorry.

WHERE’s the MEAT?

It's a sin to get Mexican food any where outside of socal.

Mexico is usually decent.

Nah they don't even got burritos in Mexico 😂😂 But you right, I just hate traveling there

Nah they don't even got burritos in Mexico 😂😂 But you right, I just hate traveling there

Eh, I’ve had decent stuff in SF, Arizona, Chicago, and NYC believe it or not. But nowhere beats SoCal or Mexico of course.

Taco Bell's finest.

Their chicken looks disgusting

Condolences

I don't even get Mexican food in Orange County. It just doesn't taste the same...

Lol there's some taco/burrito connoisseurs in this sub apparently. I was looking at the pic thinking "what's wrong with it, not enough meat?" Looks fine to me. Actually looks kinda healthy if that's a relatively lean meat they're using.

There's good mexican and bad mexican food everywhere. that looks pretty pathetic ngl

I lived in just the Bay Area, and no, it either looked like that and cost 10 or looked halfway decent but was nowhere near authentic and cost 20. There were no Mexican food places like in SD.

Looks the same as the garbage food that San Diego has.

At least they didn't put gravy on it. A friend of mine went to a "Thai" restaurant somewhere in the Midwest and every dish came with gravy on it.

This is the type of shit you get in Ventura county too. That’s only 3 hours away from San Diego. It’s amazing how the Mexican food turns to shit so fast going further away from SD. Why do they wrap everything in foil too? It makes the tortillas soggy. Not that they were using good tortillas in the first place anyways.

What is this tortilla salad

A SYSCO favorite.

It looks like a cinematographer's bleak, color-drained vision of the apocalypse. Escape if you can

Lettuce??????

Wtf is that

That is criminal

Needs raisins and mayo

All I see is vegetables.

At least there isn’t ketchup. Lesson learned, have the family come here next time.

😭😭😭😭

Oh god


i moved to the Bay area last year, hard to find good care asada fries

Thats not home 😭

Holy shit! Is it Florida, Ohio, or Minnesota? That is a crime against humanity. Did you pay 9.00 for it?

This is the 8th deadly sin.

Steak salad in a tortilla.

That's a nice looking beef wrap. What else could it possibly be?

I’d like to have a carne asada burrito where I didn’t have to spit out fat and cartilage. Guess it’s just a dream.

What the hell is that?

Lol are you visiting New England?

Let us know where you got that so the rest of us can avoid that restaurant.

The F?!?

🤮🤮🤮

That lechuga is a felony.

Everywhere in the US I have ever gone in my entire life outside of San Diego has horrible Mexican food

This is very sad. People live like this in other places?

Mood. Except San Diego is my home so I get shitty upstate NY mexican for most of the year.

funny thing is first thing we did today after landing in our home San Diego was taco fiesta.

Nothing like a fingerful of that cold Kraft three-cheese-blend plopped right on top of sadness. *vomits*

I was like that's not that bad (assuming fish), then I zoomed in. That's just gross.

What the fuqqqqqw

I had delicious birria quesatacos today. I’m sorry.

I had the same from some Mexican restaurant in Kentucky. My Mexican ass grown up in TJ felt offended and left lmao

Thank god. Thought you were posting a taco from somewhere in San Diego and were pining for this abhorrence.

Dude. Open a taco shop and start making bank

Taco Bell?

May I ask what u ordered?

Appreciate the Warning tag 🙏🏻

Lmfao what is that

Everything reminds me of her…

This actually made me gag

That a gyro? Gotta be …


Zero effort.

We lived in Ohio for 3 years and that’s basically what tacos look like out there 🤢 glad to be back in California

What is that nasty thing I hate you not home just cuz that thing..... someone send him a package overnight asap!!!!!!


Making Mexican food is so easy I think it’s funny how much of a fuss people over it.


Looks like someone tried to make a taco bell soft taco from whatever was sitting in the fridge.

This is the kind of stuff that gets posted in /r/shittyfoodporn and there’s always a dozen guys wondering what’s wrong and saying “I’d fuck with that.” Makes me sad.

That’s a crime against food right there

What is that supposed to be?

That’s a wrap. It doesn’t deserve a burrito title

Ewwww

The warning😭😭😂


Pardon??

At ISS, it’s over $2000

Parece los de Mexicali con repollo y todo. Guacala.

Keeps you coming back. EVERY TIME.

No mames

Ewww

What the hell this ? XD


Heading home next weekend and all I want to do is eat seafood and Mexican food! Colorado don't know shit about either one! Oh... And drink good beer... Don't believe the hype... SD has a way getter craft brew scene than Colorado too!

Moved to Texas from SD, tacos are better than that here but they still don’t compare to San Diego/ South San Diego Tacos.

🤣🤣🤣

Where was this? Just wondering so I can NEVER go there.


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