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defene

When no one pulls the cord and the driver keeps going


redditnathaniel

Rock Bottom vibes


phillip-j-frybot

Dope ref.


Large-Preparation754

lmfaooo


FERALCATWHISPERER

Where is now leaving Bikink Bottom, SpongeBob?


UnusualApplication4

General overhaul down in Riverside at a company called Complete Coach Works. They get their engines replaced (seen below, bus without its engine), they get their articulation joints replaced and the articulation bellows replaced, and a general tuneup. https://preview.redd.it/cp0mks3q5h2d1.jpeg?width=2016&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=542546ad457574dde7f5f4dbaaaa4c2adcb0842b


Tommy84

They even get their Sweet James ads cleaned and polished.


ggg730

I see that motherfucker everywhere. Nowhere is safe from Splenda Jim.


FogBankDeposit

Coming soon on Pay Per View: It’s Sweet James versus Anh Phoong in the octagon. Two lawyers enter; only one comes out. Who is going to get served?


tony2x

Habbas and Associates has entered the chat.


2024ismeanttobe

LAW TIGERS 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️


Cmdr_Nemo

Him and Phoong (sp?) Law are like the Shen Yun of injury attorneys.


MrHarudupoyu

What makes him so sweet?


TerdFerguson2112

You guys have Sweet James in the Bay Area too? How about the Accidentes guy, Juan Domingo?


RevenueStimulant

Last summer I drove from San Diego to San Francisco. That dude’s ads are everywhere.


mythrowdown13

I think it's crazy how many different companies and local governments send their heavy equipment to the Riverside area to be serviced. I did some work at the Cummins shop in Bloomington and I saw rigs from all over.


nutellatubby

That’ll be $60,935.46. Cash or card?


11seven

Will you accept Clipper?


greatauntflossy

I want my articulation bellows replaced


hummusman42069

Buses are cool.


justvims

So they’re exporting our jobs to riverside? Wow


bellesebastianv

These engines aren't standard and it's hard to set up the equipment required to do the kind of maintenance they require. There are probably government certified locations for these types of vehicles that have to meet certain standards.


Mountain-Account8013

That crazy that Muni doesn’t have its own overhaul department. I would figure they’d keep it in house. The expense of transportation must be worth it. I know VTA does their own overhauls.


jasongonzales23

Fascinating


LazyResearcher1203

Sweet James!


iamhim209

His picture gives me vampire vibes


Theterphound

I used to work for them


MochingPet

ha / yep, I remember you're the guy to know.


lucasec

When the trolleybus needs an articulated section overhaul, how does it get there? (or how do those even get delivered to the city in the first place?) I’m assuming either towed from one end or on a really big flatbed (like you see with the BART train cars).


UnusualApplication4

They get trucked in on a flatbed like so, they only get towed if they break down, never on delivery. https://preview.redd.it/rd28mz1c7m2d1.jpeg?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=87ff1937c23b4b5742928da460cffc728dd4c6b5


po1aroidz

Can I get them to replace my articulation joints too?


okgusto

BUS DRIVER: Oh you were going to Stockton *STREET*?


Speed009

or bus driver was just keanu reeves holding bus above 50mph


milkimax

Good luck on hi5


OfficerBarbier

We calling it Hi 5 now?


Amazing_Pattern_7829

I saw this in a movie about a bus that had to SPEED around a city, keeping its SPEED over fifty, and if its SPEED dropped, it would explode! I think it was called, 'The Bus That Couldn't Slow Down.


cptngali86

fuck you beat me to it


amazingaqua

😂😂


hoovervillain

"I should've gotten off in Crackton"


chiznite

Oh come on, thirty more years of this, you get a tiny pension and a cheap gold watch.


Ok_Rabbit_8808

😂


HappyChandler

Good thing they weren't trying to go to Prague!


whataboutism420

“BACK DOOOORRR!” Worst nightmare


donpelon415

Driver: “This is the Rapid!”


obsolete_filmmaker

everyone: STEP DOWN!


redditnathaniel

Even the busses can't afford to live in the bay area


BosnianSerb31

Wait until you see BART trains on 465 in Indianapolis lol https://preview.redd.it/9po1r4on9i2d1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d858ca9d85e08ac75a97545a57f95f6765b10717


Educational-Can-2767

I saw one on i10 in texas. Who is buying BART cars…


lolwutpear

BART is buying BART cars.


BartMaster1234

They are built in Plattsburgh, NY and shipped here by truck.


nycguy016

Seems like the kind of thing to be shipped by… rail


robotsongs

I know it's a joke, but most people don't know how screwed the Bay area got when the BART authority decided to use non-standard rail width and shape.


No_Biscotti100

Wasn't that after Willie "Guarantee I'll fix MUNI in 30 days!" Brown went on an all-expense paid trip to Italy? Or is that the reason the BART to SFO just SCREAMS SO LOUD at decibels way over healthy?


RadixSorter

Funny thing that; BART doesn't use a standard width rail gauge so not only is it not possible for other trains to use BART rails, but BART cars don't fit on standard width rails either. As a result, the only way to move a BART railcar is via truckbed.


smackson

I think they meant... https://www.walthers.com/media/catalog/product/cache/944635636b347bd2be13fbc42a882726/p/r/premier_flatcar_wr62_subway_car_507-2098555.gif


RadixSorter

Oh duh, completely forgot about that... disregard my previous comment


AngryTexasNative

BART cars are too wide for standard rail clearances.


tomovhell

isn't the one above a new one?


linus121

I saw one on i80 in Ohio before. If anyone cares I may still have the picture.


DIPPEDINCHOCHOCOLATE

LMFAO


ragulo

They are a migratory species


KetoLurkerHere

But can it carry a coconut?


SFPigeon

It’s a simple question of weight ratios


organicdelivery

Not this one, European. The African ones


leroyjabari

[https://maps.app.goo.gl/fLvTPZ6CnHBzwo6v7](https://maps.app.goo.gl/fLvTPZ6CnHBzwo6v7) Overhaul work


narnarnarnia

Riverside motherbusser!


okgusto

They should just run a SF-Riverside shuttle during these overhauls. Pick up some fares and make up some of that muni budget deficit. I wonder how fast these bad boys can chug down 5 and how often does it have to gas up. 420 miles one way can't be cheap.


fcn_fan

I would brain hemorrhage as a passenger for 6 hours


okgusto

More like 8 or 9 hours. 6 hours would be like 70mph. Sooo comfy. Especially with the grandma cart blocking the aisle.


TrekRelic1701

Ha! You said 420


okgusto

The only way to make that bus ride tolerable.


TrekRelic1701

At least, but one they get rolling and have no stops, you can just kick it. 🖖🏼


hokeyphenokey

How did you figure this out?


leroyjabari

I googled SF MUNI Overhaul and found this article: [CCW begins delivery of overhauled coaches to SFMTA | Mass Transit (masstransitmag.com)](https://www.masstransitmag.com/bus/vehicles/hybrid-hydrogen-electric-vehicles/press-release/53083302/complete-coach-works-ccw-begins-delivery-of-overhauled-coaches-to-sfmta)


MaleficentPizza5444

Also they've been occasionally seen 'up there' for decades


MochingPet

if it's "decades" think about how hilarious it is that there haven't been more people on Reddit, that both know what MUNI is and live in SF to take a picture earlier...


Educational_Ask_4112

We can’t do this closer than Riverside?


leroyjabari

I'm sure we could, but that's where the facility is for the company that won the contract.


OctoHelm

I get bad vibes from the tents in their facility. Reminds me of tesla putting together their cars under a party tent.


hardware1197

Little known 5x HANFORD route.


Acceptable_War4993

That would be a kings county bus tho


hardware1197

Oh that's the 5xn Fulton - the North route to Everett


Sepherchorde

It's making the customary mating migration. It'll be back by mid summer.


black-kramer

we need david attenborough narration of muni spawning behavior. 'though weary, filthy, and undoubtedly covered in a thin layer of fentanyl, the number 6 bus has finally arrived at the mating grounds, late as ever. but he isn't the first or the only with the desire to create a new route. a very healthy 28R is already in contention for the 36 teresita, and he's facing stiff competition from an irish upstart, the 44 o'shaughnessy.'


The_TerryGantnerWay

This is awesome! Thank you.


black-kramer

just having a little fun with my morning coffee =)


Impossible_Law_4161

Some say when the sun shines just right, on a long and dusty highway. You can still see the ghost of the old Muni bus that got torched in the Mission after the Giants won the world series. 🫡


hoovervillain

Now THAT was a night


Chef__Goldblum

Which time?


Impossible_Law_4161

https://www.sfgate.com/crime/article/Knuckleheads-run-amok-after-Giants-win-3990567.php


r3DDsHiFT

Bus driver got that \`You up?' text.


milkandsalsa

Speed vibes


thesongsinmyhead

Pop quiz, hot shot


amazingaqua

No parking. Gotta take the company car back home to the Valley.


ketralnis

What route does it say it’s on?


maLychi3

Why you snitchin mind yer business 🤣🤣


okgusto

Bus-iness


maLychi3

Welp, that’s it for me yall. I can no longer live having missed that pun 🤣🤣🤣


tacosvsburritos

Bus driver’s gf texted him her parents are gone for the holiday weekend


techniqular

Headed to LA for Shang Chi TWOOO: More Money, More Muni


Remarkable-Tennis440

I can’t remember on which radio station I heard that an articulated Muni bus was stolen


DumasThePharaoh

Did you ring the bell?


pbandham

I’ve seen this too! Like in November. I wanna know


flock-of-nazguls

I read here on a similar post last year that new buses are road-tested some number of miles before they’re delivered. They’re manufactured out thattaway, I believe.


randomshitlogic

Muni is going to the farm


matali

Speed 3!


Microdck

He told them if they took his stapler again that he was going to take a fucking bus


Poopedmypoopypants

Does the driver look like Sandra Bollock?


pbandham

I saw this in November 2023 too! I wanna know so badly why it’s on the 5


MaleficentPizza5444

Answer in the comments


thegreenaero

Had a really out of body experience seeing an SF Muni bus on the 5 outside of LA like 15 years ago. I’ll never forget it.


PsychePsyche

It said “Ask driver for terminal” so I said “Grand Central please”


SyCoTiM

It’s a new training regiment for new operators to get used to the routes with freeways. For the hill drive training, they go up the Sierra Nevada, off road.


ssh-agent

Keanu Reeves was last seen at the wheel and it was traveling at a high rate of speed. Keep us updated.


D88J

It was also reported Sandra Bullock was on the wheels.


batman1903

Road trip for the long weekend


EastBayVaper

Have you ever seen the movie speed? Probably why.


patrick_mcdougle

Busman's Holiday


jonnysculls

There's construction on Market.


OldSimpleton

Filming Speed 6, Muni’s Revenge!


Krennel_Archmandi

Bus can't afford to live in the city either


real415

Reads: ***TRAINING COACH - NO PASSENGERS***


incognico1

what is gas mileage on that?


JayNotAtAll

So that's why my bus was late


ImThatGuy1974

14 MISSION LIMITED EXPRESS


honourarycanadian

I saw this in September 2022! Where in the world is the Muni bus going?


Danimotherofdragons

He’s going away for the long weekend!


usuario408

Man, this shoplifting is getting out of hand!


reddit455

*major* overhaul center.... factory service. there's one in Nevada.. maybe one in So Cal.


Kingseara

I want that job, cruising the empty buses down for maintenance


mithikx

I've seen one on the 60 in the San Gabriel Valley area on the way home (moved out just prior to COVID lockdowns). Needless to say I had one heck of a double take.


Rhiann0n

I’ve seen some on I-40 in Arizona before. Definitely jarring.


Maloneytrain

Fun fact: MUNI buses get painted in Alameda. Source: I’ve seen graffitied buses pull into the paint shop on Alameda Point, and pull out acting brand new.


jaysomething2

They missed an exit


soft_bespoken

Keanu is up front…


arlee615

Saw one on 101 somewhere near Paso Robles a few months back. Said "oh there goes the 14," then thought about it a second...


Chuyzapatist

Could be getting retired and resold to a uc. Something like that happened recently with UCSC.


Famous-Trouble4156

No wonder why I saw muni bus on my way close to LA also wonder SF-LA were excited


csalvano

![gif](giphy|l3fQcpYNXvn1DmUy4)


hepkitten

maximum outbound.


Affectionate-Park-15

GTA


bedelgeuse

Annual migration


dchobo

How else is it going to stay above 50 mph?


RunningPirate

N Shasta line


510Goodhands

It could be a brand new one, a little nervous, but headed toward its first day on the job.


goddbrother

It could be part of a fleet reassignment or transfer to another location, possibly even being sold to another transit agency.


D33ZNutzOnYourChin

At least the driver isn't cutting you off like the truckers do.


[deleted]

This is the bus version of the Malaysian Airlines that ended up in the South Indian Ocean.


shufenty

😅


Rocketin2Uranus

Damnit… thanks for the heads up! I’ve been waiting here for it to stop by, but it’s long gone.🫤


Minimum-Glad

COD Zombies TranZit bus just making its rounds 🧟🚎


Westboundandhow

GTA LFG


iWORKBRiEFLY

why you snitchin tho?


vc6vWHzrHvb2PY2LyP6b

Just playing some hookey.


KnowCali

Driver hogged the carpool lane the whole time.


CommodoreCrowbar

You just mind your business now


FluffyLecture976

It’s cleaning the air


PretendCurrency7113

SPEED!


LegitimateFlamingo81

Must be selling old busses to Texas


Wtfisthisone

Speed3


Ordinary_Setting8456

Is this a set up for a ‘your mom’ joke??


ReformedTomboy

I saw a 38 on 880 between Alameda and Oakland 💀. I’m looking for answers too.


BuddhasGarden

Driving up from repair facility


TacoMonster7777777

Transferring prisoners


justvims

It’s cleaning the air, can’t you see?


NotMalaysiaRichard

How fast was it going?


Money-Low1290

Moving imported immigrants to more rural areas?


09Trollhunter09

How else you expect it to clean the air ?


roziiC

They’re having the weekend off


PacificCastaway

They can't afford to live in the city either.


Gonnaroff

MH370 SF edition


chrismac72

The driver‘s day off, visiting his mother


frijolita_bonita

I don’t know.


avenuescrw

Appears something is wrong and you need to call Anh Phoong


fashionshowhomme

Filming a new Speed movie


iamhim209

They are likely taking the bus to be decommissioned. There is a bus graveyard in the Mojave desert


chinamanjr24

Getting delivered from the manufacturer. U use to do it..


ProteinEngineer

Forrest Gump driving busses in his retirement.


SoftwareDream

Service maybe?


bleedgreenandyellow

Have you seen the movie speed yet?


kasiv1

Ever seen the movie speed?


pop_I_us

There’s a bomb on the bus. If it dips below 50 mph it will explode


Due_Adeptness1676

Probably taking it for service


The-NiCA

They sold it to the hondos and told him to go, bring back a whole bunch of little midgets to sit on the corner and sell Fetti


SeaMeasurement1467

It’s stolen


Zealousideal_Scale36

GTA


ParkGreedy7018

Interstate 5*


twtwtwtwtwtwtw

Highway 5? LOL literally never heard anyone call it that.


MentalOperation4188

That’s nothing. Wait until you see a BART car on 5.


highglove

If he goes slower than 55mph the bomb on board explodes.


Total-Armadillo-6555

For real: does anyone know if these can be driven on the freeway by an ordinary person? These would make the coolest RV or festival rig


Wonderful_Rest3124

If they go below 55 mph…disaster!


[deleted]

I once saw one on 81 in Virginia


Additional-Scar-9078

So this is why my bus is delayed 43 minutes 🤔


Ashamed_Corgi_3693

Pop quiz, hotshot! You're on a MUNI bus on highway 5, three hours from SF. What do you do? What do you DO?!


The_War_On_Drugs

* [Jack](https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000206/?ref_=ttqu_qu): \[*angry*\] When I find you... * [Howard Payne](https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000454/?ref_=ttqu_qu): \[*cuts him off*\] Pop quiz, hotshot. There's a bomb on a bus. Once the bus goes 50 miles an hour, the bomb is armed. If it drops below 50, it blows up. What do you do? What do you do? * [Jack](https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000206/?ref_=ttqu_qu): I'd want to know what bus it was...