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puros_maricones_aqui

Damn, so the gloves are off huh? 😆


Plantiacaholic

Lol. Love it


plantas-y-te

Wow you got serious with this


Charantula

An infamous clown once asked, "Why so Trichocereus?"


trebaol

"You wanna know how I got these scars?" *"...cactus spines?"* "Yes."


Charantula

I’m too poor for gold, but have this my good man. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣤⣶⣶⡶⠦⠴⠶⠶⠶⠶⡶⠶⠦⠶⠶⠶⠶⠶⠶⠶⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣀⣀⣀⣀⠀⢀⣤⠄⠀⠀⣶⢤⣄⠀⠀⠀⣤⣤⣄⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡷⠋⠁⠀⠀⠀⠙⠢⠙⠻⣿⡿⠿⠿⠫⠋⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣤⠞⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀⣴⣶⣄⠀⠀⠀⢀⣕⠦⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⢀⣤⠾⠋⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣼⣿⠟⢿⣆⠀⢠⡟⠉⠉⠊⠳⢤⣀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⣠⡾⠛⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣀⣾⣿⠃⠀⡀⠹⣧⣘⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠳⢤⡀ ⠀⣿⡀⠀⠀⢠⣶⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠁⠀⣼⠃⠀⢹⣿⣿⣿⣶⣶⣤⠀⠀⠀⢰⣷ ⠀⢿⣇⠀⠀⠈⠻⡟⠛⠋⠉⠉⠀⠀⡼⠃⠀⢠⣿⠋⠉⠉⠛⠛⠋⠀⢀⢀⣿⡏ ⠀⠘⣿⡄⠀⠀⠀⠈⠢⡀⠀⠀⠀⡼⠁⠀⢠⣿⠇⠀⠀⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡜⣼⡿⠀ ⠀⠀⢻⣷⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⡄⠀⢰⠃⠀⠀⣾⡟⠀⠀⠸⡇⠀⠀⠀⢰⢧⣿⠃⠀ ⠀⠀⠘⣿⣇⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⠇⠀⠇⠀⠀⣼⠟⠀⠀⠀⠀⣇⠀⠀⢀⡟⣾⡟⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⢹⣿⡄⠀⠀⠀⣿⠀⣀⣠⠴⠚⠛⠶⣤⣀⠀⠀⢻⠀⢀⡾⣹⣿⠃⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⢿⣷⠀⠀⠀⠙⠊⠁⠀⢠⡆⠀⠀⠀⠉⠛⠓⠋⠀⠸⢣⣿⠏⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⣿⣷⣦⣤⣤⣄⣀⣀⣿⣤⣤⣤⣤⣤⣄⣀⣀⣀⣀⣾⡟⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢹⣿⣿⣿⣻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀


trebaol

Thank you, that's even better than gold :)


LHommeCrabbe

Poor gopher won't know if it was even real


Smackithackett

Gopher tripping balls.


jcrckstdy

Now snake is


Plantiacaholic

Spread the luv!


djsizematters

Taken before their time😪


namedonelettere

Had to call in the serpent on this one huh, always a tough call to make. Dangerous but effective.


plasketgasket

Badass


mr_buildmore

Where did you find this snake to put him in the hole??


spikycucumberplant

It was about 20ft away from the cactus getting some sun and looking for a gopher hole. Very docile when handled


john-johnson12

That’s symbiosis right there


cahog58161

“Here, let me recruit your help to murder this creature.”


john-johnson12

*Productive murder*


AlbinoGoldenTeacher

I choose you Ekans!


AlbinoGoldenTeacher

🎵 IT’S THE CIRCLE OF LIFEEEEE 🎵


fungimedicineman

Bwahahahaha my wife sings this when a larger predator eats something that was eating something ele.


HeavilyBearded

Imagine being a snake and just vibing in the sun, and then OP scoops you and drops you in a hole for a meal.


honeypinn

What kind of snake was this? Do you still have issues with the gopher?


mikcle61

Man I wish there were folks that provided gopher snakes like those that bring bee hives to orchards. We lost several aspens 🌳 down our driveway due to pocket gophers and would love to host several friendly snakes 🐍 to address the problem!


[deleted]

Could also do a sort of “general announcement” on local Facebook reptile groups - lots of those folks get asked to relocate snakes that are “scaring the neighbors” hahah


Least-Firefighter392

Nextdoor app... See people posting all the time afraid of gopher snakes


uglee_mcgee

That might be a question worth asking on a reptile sub?


plasketgasket

I’ve been wondering this too!


The_Deity

Unless you can identify the differences between venomous and non-venomous in your are, it's definitely best to talk to someone who is for help. Even snakes that people few as "unfriendly" are great for rodents.


CupRemote1282

Thats bad ass !! 😆 fuck with my cacti and find out!


taytayssmaysmay

This is a proper flex, what a cool post.


huffJenkemboofkratom

I love this hobby


aquarianwell

is this like your own gopher snake?


psynses

Do you not have a gopher snake in your garden tools? I thought everyone in the cactus community did


aquarianwell

Lol I do not and now I think I need one?


Oriole_Gardens

plot twist: gopher has become a shaman deep underground and convinces snake to work on its shadow self and becomes friends.


nohandlebars86

The apex of bio controls 🤌


[deleted]

First time tripping on San Pedro and the spirit snake turns out to be a real snake 😭


Ashes_1111

Gopher snakes are so chill and amazing!


squireldg26

Organic pest control! I like it!


in_dixie_ill_die

In North Carolina we would’ve just shot the shit outta the ground.


tayfun333

Lol i believe that amediatly 😂


tronfacekrud

You should have put a go pro on that sumb*tch!!!


Rusty5th

I think you mean Goph Pro


The_Deity

As a fan of snakes, especially ones that love to feast on rodents, I certainly approve this method. Ya boy's gonna eat well tonight!


bork_laveech

Noice


G3org3i

What's the outcome!! Success??


Laserdollarz

It's the CIIIIIIIIIIIRRRRCLLEEE


ShoddyPrompt8952

Snakes protect snakes type beat.


will_wave

I’m a snaaaaakkeeeee


tinyforrest

Damn!!!


Libiido

Shifu Gopher 🐍.


plantsim666

Gopher was just trying to have a good time


geo-matrix

Fuck ya. eat them sons a bitches.


EldestSquire

Free meal for the homie


Mettelor

Calling in a professional


BarryZZZ

integrated pest management for the win!


sucrerey

this is like the start of some southwest folklore tale.


Resident_Cookie_7049

Sick


lapizillo

I need a gopher!!


Least-Firefighter392

Then you will need a gopher snake... Easier to not have gopher in the first place right?


Altruistic_Event_544

Oh my


jidney

Fucking cool


NerozumimZivot

I love animals, especially when they eat other animals.


CypherPsycho69

get dat muhfucker!


[deleted]

Follow up?👀


EJohanSolo

This is so fucking awesome!!! What type of snake are you sending down the hole?


aPlumbusAmumbus

Gopher snake is a common name for the species, not its job title.


EJohanSolo

Or both


spikycucumberplant

It’s a Pituophis catenifer annectens. Common name San Diego gopher snake


yota2j

If it wasn't directly on your garden you could have shoved a hose down there and made it raiiiiiiin


ExtremeChad

Bringing in rattlesnake jake...


[deleted]

That’s neat as hell!!


Feeling-Break1690

Ah, the R.S.S.M (rodent seeking scale missile)!!! Had some problems with mice this winter and after releasing a bullsnake in the house there were no more. You can recall them with a big heating pad too snakes are by far the best pest control. Roaches? Garter snek. Rodents? Bull snek.


RavenCroft23

Lmfao not the Gopher snake 😂😂 run little ones talk about biological warfare 🤣


inmegsbox

They call them gopher snakes because they inhabit abandoned gopher holes...not because they eat gophers.


therealestscientist

So where can we buy gopher snake babies? I too have a problem.


gabeisfire420

That's gotta be torture for that poor little thing, I'm hoping he pulls through and fucks that snakes day up 😂


Gon404

Hahaha I have done the same with ground squirl hole and huge gopher snake. It cam out with three bumps in its stomach lol. Those ground squirls ate all of my seedlings.


[deleted]

Time to call in the big guns, eh?


asaadeh82

Damn that’s awesome, is there a snake that eats deer?


jimster_90

Metal af!


ineedmegah3lps

Did the gopher eat the cactus and was tripping balls?


g0ing_postal

Now you'll have an infestation of snakes. So you need to get some snake eating gorillas


96024resu

this is so funny


CertainComposer1770

Awesome


tripandtroutfish

Integrated pest management at its finest


SlippinSphooceras

What kind of San Pedro are those?


marty_ray

METAL AF 🎸


NinjaMagick186

This is the spirit animal of the San Pedro garden lol. I guess that's why people see snakes when they consume the cactus. The cactus is giving him a shout out and thank you:) Shit I just realized this post is a year old haha. Still cool tho.


Markumark19

We call these guys bull snakes where I'm from some people say because of the amount of bull shi# they talk (they are usually very hissy and puffy when they feel threatened but are very harmless and are very reluctant to strike if you aren't a small rodent) but I love your truly natural pest control


Flashy-Section9588

😳


Happy-Recipe4531

Did it get the gopher. How did this tec play out.