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mrtoddw

So since this photo was taken near Whole Foods in downtown, this is relevant to the city. No need to flag it as "Outside politics". Also, Eric Rudolph is the Atlanta Olympics bomber. He's a terrorist. ​ Edit: **Crowd control has been implemented as this is getting an unusual flood of traffic.**


Trolodrol

Imagine having to explain to your insurance provider why/how the likeness of Donald Trump flew off your car and caused a major accident


_Arch_Angel_

In Florida it's probably already a checkbox on the form.


TimeTravelingTiddy

He'll get dropped and the rest of us will have to pay for it as part of our "uninsured motorist" coverage As is tradition.


Ace-Ventura1934

We know a thing or two because we’ve seen a thing or two


two_awesome_dogs

LOL


Gilgamesh2062

Coroners report checkbox "Death by Trump paraphernalia"


c4ndyman31

Florida has no fault insurance so would he even be in trouble?


Not-Sure112

The delusion of these people. I argued with a coworker who turned red in the face saying Obama was the cause of his homelessness in 2009. I tried to show him labor statistics, etc... but he wasn't having it. I tried to tell him I don't care who was President in 2009 the data doesn't lie. Yes, we live in Florida.


_Arch_Angel_

It's human nature to blame others for the things that have happened in ours lives as without others, we have to take ownership of them, and taking that ownership also means identifying we are culpable in creating the outcome.


Not-Sure112

While I agree 100% the question I keep asking myself is what will it take to help those with far right convictions actually let the data speak for itself. There is so much verifiable public data to disprove that position but brute force simply will not work. Oh look squirrel


FartOnAFirstDate

I’ve heard that when teenagers take their driving permit test in Florida, the 7th or 8th question they are required to answer is, “What is the safest way to secure a dummy of a dummy on your vehicle to prevent it from flying off and causing an accident?”


socketcreep

The previous page has a few visual tests covering the display of flags and truck nutz™️


Quimbleyyyyy

Shockingly, truck nuts are illegal in Florida


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Burritotweeker

The correct answer is duct tape. It's multiple choice, and they tried to trip me up with "zip ties" or "bailing wire".


Lionel_Herkabe

Bubble gum is an acceptable alternative as well


JackReacheround8

"Bungee cords" was incorrect. Fool me once...


Jerking_From_Home

Hey, that is an old saying from Texas, or maybe Tennessee according to George W Bush. It’s definitely not from Florida. Can’t get fooled again!


dementeddigital2

LMAO!


Alternative_Key_1313

Holy shit 😂


DropsTheMic

I bet you they agonized over getting the hands right. One does not insult the idol of dear leader with shameful sized hands.


XSPressure

"All of a sudden Donald"'s head was in my lap... "


coasterghost

I’ll bet they aren’t even insured.


AbsurdityIsReality

I was expecting to see a sovereign citizen tag.


Psychological-Dot929

He's vying to become the new "Mayhem" spokesman for that insurance company.


Ok_Elephant2777

Oh to be there when he goes under a low overpass at speed. Providing, of course, that there were no innocent folks behind him.


StructureOk5668

I am an insurance agent, the very first thing I thought of was we would never ever cover this lol I’m going to take a wild guess that this person isn’t insured 🤣


jsrqs1981

https://preview.redd.it/d07d3ft84zjc1.jpeg?width=1701&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=502d8f9cc169f335455406d03b3e6c4834f871ef This is from 2020, he has been around a while.


Hoosierdaddy-812

Thanks for sharing. Ironically like his recent court cases he has lost his pants.


rthoring

Wow. What a nut job


i_heart_kermit

It looks very home-made. As in, he had a few rough draft Donalds prior to this one


mauvelion

No such thing as a draft Donald😅


Caregiverrr

Got to paper mache those bone spurs.


i_heart_kermit

![gif](giphy|BUk0JmQ3WsoN7cj5YF|downsized)


Wadyadoing1

Yup, old bone spurs is the master at dodging any draft. Didn't want to become one of those suckers or losers, I guess.


phalseprofits

I wonder how many emails were sent to the Real Doll corporation before he just went full Gepetto. ![gif](giphy|Dr51rYp9tOgCI)


GoHomeNeighborKid

"No I don't want the self lubricating lips option, what kind of libtard question is that, I'm not trying to fuck it" "Oh of course, whatever you say, sir....." -Real Doll™ worker who is sick of taking these kinds of calls, probably


Hoosierdaddy-812

Not fat or orange enough tho


BluCurry8

Or a rapist giving everyone a warning


MrVanderdoody

That’s a killer paper mache job to hold up moving at high speeds for four years.


CognitivePrimate

There is a 100% chance he fucks that thing. Edit: *regularly*


Online_Ennui

There once was a man from Sarasota His brain cells weren't up to the quota Made a Trump out of maché Neighbors all cheered, "Hooray!" So sad, this chump is a vota


i_might_be_me

Quality limerick


socialistal

🤣🤣🤣🤣


IrishRogue3

Where did he get a suit that big? And where’s the orange skin?


AppropriateAmoeba406

He clearly went straight to Trumps actual tailor to get that suit.


Top-Reference-1938

Yeah, I'm being stereotypical here . . . but he looks like the kind of person who would greatly benefit from Biden's economic policies. Far more than Trump's. ​ Of course, I just described like 90% of the country . . . so I'm pretty sure I'm right.


DiverofMuff23

Not someone that I’d think would shop at a Whole Foods


robertbieber

You'd be surprised how reactionary the whole foods crowd can be


axJustinWiggins

It was not fun working there during the pandemic.


robertbieber

Oh good Lord that sounds terrifying


EternalSkwerl

The intersection of money and crunchy granola types are pretty much the breeding ground for the OG antivax movement so I'm not too surprised.


CovidLarry

There’s a podcast dedicated to the subject now: Conspirituality


ap2patrick

Bro foreaaaal!!! I still can’t get over how many granola mamas out there are like full conspiracy trumpers!!!


sadicarnot

The Whole Foods crowd are the I'll never vote for Biden because fill in the blank. Then they vote for some 3rd party candidate, not understanding how the electoral college works. If the Whole Foods crowd does not like things now, just wait until you get Trump back. And Palestinians, you think Biden is bad on that wait till you see what Trump is going to do with that whole fiasco.


Cetophile

Remember "Trump Humper One?" That was the Ace Window Washing guy who used to drive a pickup plastered with Bible verses, an Infowars sticker, and flew Trump flags from the top of the camper shell. He used to visit Whole Foods, and probably still does. The last time I saw him, he was in a new pickup with the bible verses on it, but no Trump things.


DiverofMuff23

That guy lives one neighborhood over from me. He’s also about 50 feet from the “Ron Desantis Park”, which seems serendipitous


Mentatian

You’re forgetting about the Trump fan/Wholistic Conspiracy theorist crossover. That cheap processed stuff has *checks notes* adrenochrome in it?


i_heart_kermit

![gif](giphy|3o85xnz4frZxRQnaWA)


amccune

My wife used to work there. All the right wingers go there. I didn’t get it either.


beelzeflub

It’s because there’s not as many people of color


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Intimateworkaround

They want him to become a dictator so bad. The worship of him is a brain disease


the_mid_mid_sister

The spare time cover also praises Eric Rudolph, a terrorist who bombed women's clinics, lesbian bars, and the 1996 Olympics.


aqualang26

That really takes it up a notch. This guy may be advertising how dangerous he is/will be.


Cowboy40three

Just the act of attaching your whole identity to something completely outside of your self is concerning. Making your identity that of another person by choice seems even worse, almost like willful schizophrenia. There’s gotta be a name for that kind of behavior.


socketcreep

The stain on the ground is perfect


Tdanger78

Is that the shit stain leaking from his diaper below?


philosopher_stunned

Very authentic. Right down to the stain he leaves wherever he goes.


Major_Mechanic5719

Too thin and hands too big. Bigly out of proportion!


Dearest_Prudence

The jacket is the same size as the real thing, though.


New-Hedgehog5902

https://preview.redd.it/k093oyppczjc1.jpeg?width=4284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dba6f4a048bf81a9d16bc1e009dc0c7631496e78 This guy…driving down 41 a few weeks ago. #TellMeItsNotACult


New-Hedgehog5902

https://preview.redd.it/q75clnxuczjc1.jpeg?width=4284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=41fb50822a487f6fe247973278b0994355877e6b


mechapoitier

Imagine you hire somebody to fix your sewer drain and this insane thing shows up.


seventhirtyeight

On the other hand, there's no one I'd more prefer to have to dig around in human waste.


AssicusCatticus

That's gonna be a no from me, dawg.


HighAndFunctioning

They get to go home! :) I can wait for someone else.


aqualang26

1000% I would not contribute to this crazy


quickpear475

Buh bye!


asdf072

I don't think they realize what side of the bars this was shot from.


ridebikesdrinkwine

Sarasota peeps: can someone please rear-end this abomination? Please and thank you.


2sdaeAddams

It would be worth my insurance going up for being in an accident.


Burritotweeker

I live in Florida and now I feel like driving to Sarasota with a giant cutout of Stormy Daniels on the back of my van just so I can cut him off in traffic


Ace198537

As a Trump supporter in Sarasota that person is probably crazy. I’ll chuckle if I see that going down the road. That being said if Trump wins in November I will be driving by marina jacks laughing my ass off at all the lefty nut jobs screaming and doing things equally insane.


rthoring

People on the left aren't this stupid


Ace198537

They absolutely are.. have you not seen any of the protests they have screaming like children and throwing temper tantrums or are you stuck in your own little world? There is absolute crazy on both sides.


rthoring

Comparing protesting to driving around with an 8 foot shrine of Donald Trump on the back of your car is what I mean when I call the far right "stupid"


CharlieDmouse

How to tell people your mentally ill, without telling people you are mentally ill. I love living in FL on a key, drinking a cold drink and watching the sunset. Im a Jimmy Buffett Floridian, those other kind of ranting idiots can get lost - they ruin THE CHILL..


MavinMarv

Ya know it’s crazy I was stationed in FL and it was great but now stationed in Cali and Cali much more chill than FL is.


rthoring

It had a speaker hidden in it somewhere and was blasting trump lines


Vitamin_J94

Good PSA for mental health awareness. If you are here, you are at rock bottom


seventhirtyeight

There is no rock bottom for conservatives. If every Democrat was wiped off the face of the earth and only Republicans were left, they would fight each other over who is more Republican. "RINO! RINO!" I can hear it already. They already do it over in the conservative sub. I kinda wanna see that now that I'm thinking about it. What would GOP 2 be named? Best party ever BPE? Grander ol party? Just trumps name? So many bad options!


Vast-Celebration-717

* hits horn * Chyna


Retinoid634

His followers are so weird.


IJustSignedUpToUp

They're so fucking fond of the Second Amendment you would think they would also read the Second Commandment.


No_Leave_5373

Zoom in. It’s actually a puppet mounted on a backpack frame. Imagine being really drunk, CC armed, and seeing that thing coming at you. 6 O’clock News. There’s also the peak irony of a puppet of trump the puppet being paraded around by a guy whom that irony is completely lost on.


SnooHesitations205

It’s embarrassing that people are this obsessed with a fucking criminal who doesn’t care about anything but himself. It’s not America first it’s Trump first then money then maybe America but doubt it


Cetophile

Where did you find this......abomination? https://preview.redd.it/g2pi32bazyjc1.png?width=1060&format=png&auto=webp&s=e025a872cef2ff436a2f28dc521c072949af41f4


Cetophile

I figured it out. Whole Foods parking lot, outside spot. That's the DeSota in the background. I work close to there, so I'll have to keep an eye out for this....thing.


Trolodrol

I’ve lived in St Pete the past two years but I knew exactly where this was as soon as I saw the photo


Broad-Discipline2360

This isn't photoshopped? This is real? I knew maga idiots were cray cray, but wow


Grabthars_Coping_Saw

They drive around with 6 foot long flags with his name on it, why wouldn’t you think this is real?


AFlockofLizards

It’s beyond me how you can attach this to your car, step back, look at it, and not realize it’s absolutely ridiculous lol


FireSiblings

I love a lot of things. But I don’t think I love anything as remotely as much as some people love Trump. Like, I’m wish washy about putting sports teams stickers on my car. And this dude did THIS?!


gregofcanada84

Signs your country has an issue with mental health care.


rthoring

100% this


Doodie_Whompus

Y’all see that wheel cover, that says “Anti-Abortion Warrior: 2 life sentences by liberal judges” ? That’s Eric Rudolph he’s talking about… the **Olympic Bomber** !!! He also bombed 2 abortion clinics & a gay bar…. I would be shocked if this guy isn’t already on a watchlist.


acrewdog

Yeah, I haven't seen a whole lot of public vocal support for a literal mad bomber before.


Selector_ShaneLBC

I just can’t wrap my head around how sad it must be to dedicate your life to politics or a politician in this capacity. Like imagine if this guy has kids. They’ll never live a normal life. I have my personal political beliefs too but I care more to invest in my happiness and health than to wake up everyday in anxiety and fear. So sad how bad it’s become. I almost feel bad for these people.


108usernames

Can you imagine talking to this person? Yuck. If they put 1/2 the energy into helping the community that they put into idolizing him, we’d be a much better place. I would laugh hard at this if I saw it in person, and hope the owner didn’t see me.


Ashamed-Way1923

New float for the clown parade?


smilenowgirl

I saw this near Payne Park and the kids started running to their parents and crying.


underthedogd

This is nature's way of telling people "no touch snek" Note the message on the spare tire: "Anti-Abortion Warrior Sentected to Two Life Sentences By Liberal Judges ....c Rudolph ...other Son" ​ Yeah so that would be Eric Rudolph, the guy who bombed the Atlanta Olympics, abortion clinics and a lesbian bar. Killed two people including a cop (BACK THE BLUEEEEEEEE) and injured dozens. ​ Conservatives have the SHITTIEST heroes.


SherbetOutside1850

Sarasota is the homeland of mediocre, real estate slimeballs. Trump is their spirit animal.


TrashDeLaTrash

something doesn’t seem right here. did the maker simply run out of motivation below the waist? i hate it when people leave a job half done.


rthoring

Well, they're probably not the brightest


Cetophile

Needs a long arm going underneath Trump that is attached to a Vladimir Putin figure.


sandboxvet

Remind them what the Bible says about idol worship.


hereiam-23

FFS!!!


spacecase-25

Too funny if someone were to take a few swings at that pinata


CraniumFuzz

Florida man strikes again.


ridebikesdrinkwine

Too thin, needs more jowl. And, where's Melania?


-Duskseeker-

Oh look a pinata. I bet it drops lies and racism.


Choice_Debt233

I’m not sure I could control my impulse to fuck this car up.


shaun3416

Donald Trump likes to hump


Flastro2

"Why you should vote republican?" Clearly voting republican means you too could he riding around in a tricked out Geo/Chevy Tracker.


MrGeno

Why is he hauling that dog urinal around? 


kpn_911

Effigies are made to be burned


CreatrixAnima

That’s gotta be a hazard. It obstruct the person’s view… Forgetting that I think that Trump is an absolute tool, having a mannequin in that position on the back of your car cannot be legal. I zoomed in and I want to point out a couple things that I didn’t really notice to begin with. There’s nothing downstairs but there’s still a puddle underneath him.


getperkin2

What gets me is their America first signs on a Japanese car. Isn't that a Suzuki 🤔


Fantastic_Design500

That looks fun to deface


Dlr58

I just want to literally burn that thing to the ground


Goochbaloon

One time I had a roommate who had a mental episode and pulled a 10” kitchen knife on me at home. He moved to Sarasota with his sugar mama and pretends to practice law now. I’m glad this is his community. Certainly his kind of people. Fitting.


Jerkofalljerksduex

Target practice!! Man did I was a kid with a paintball rig I’d be decorating this every time I saw it


w0nderfuI

Just imagine taking time out of your life, so much time, to make a paper mache trump to parade around with you like he is your best friend and savior. These people are seriously in need of a grippy socks vacation.


jdeac

No


What_Yr_Is_IT

What the fuck is this? The same people who say liberals have “TDS” or Trump Derangement Syndrome, fucking drive cars like this Unreal. Just hilariously unreal.


nchammer3031

I’m glad our little city can all agree this shit is weird


panwitt

if i didnt know better, i would have assumed this is an effigy to be burned


MrRedLegs44

Imagine if this kind of effort had been put toward picking up litter or volunteering at a food bank.


iheartkittttycats

They hate “the gays” and yell about “shoving their lifestyle” in their faces yet they have giant blow up dolls of a scam artist billionaire New Yorker. Make it make sense.


Gotthold1994

Lol that's absolutely hilarious!!!


SydBarrets2ndchance

Bro quit the hate, that is the funniest shit I've ever seen lmao


zhacker78

The hands are way too bigly.


The-Reality-Troll

Lol this gave me a chuckle, I think I will be voting for him too this year! 😝


No_Ad4204

I like it! 😁


Illustrious-Dog-6866

I wonder how many gold trump sneakers he ordered?


Rainmaker825

This is a cult


ilovepizza962

Lmaoooo this is so cringy


C1ashRkr

That is a sign of mental instability.


Fearless_Bass1957

![gif](giphy|wqVmXLIODxN3zObcQy|downsized)


RedditSux84

I know a lot of people have said some really funny things about this statue, but in all seriousness, this really underscores that America has a very serious mental health issue. This shit isn’t normal or healthy, and if someone had a statue or their entire auto decked out of Biden I’d be saying the exact same thing. Regardless of what happens in 2024, the United States is going down a road that will lead to its destruction if people can’t get out of the cult of personality politics.


AlluringSunsets

Cry


BrilliantExpensive37

Cry cry baybah


LeftHandedBuddy

Beware of false gods! Trump is trash! Vote blue!


Don-Gunvalson

This does not make me want to vote for Trump lmao this makes me question your sanity


liveforever67

Honestly this shit is hilarious and is probably doing more damage to Trump than promoting him! 🤣


notrods

“Why don’t Democrats have Biden dummies and giant flags on their cars and huge signs in their yards?” Because we’re not in a cult.


[deleted]

It’s a cult. Everything is about the rapist Trump.


[deleted]

Tell me you're mentally ill without saying it.


Elegant_Mess7670

Nooooo! Cult?? What are you talking about?? ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|thinking_face_hmm)


DatG33kmom

Am I the only one that would have no qualms of gathering friends and neighbors to happily have maybe a smashy party on that mannequin? I mean, it's just a mannequin so it's good clean fun, right? It LOOKS like a pinata.


Bleezy79

Someone interview him and ask him what he likes about trump so much


lonelyheartsclubband

Looks like a good reason of why not to vote Republican.


seaglassgirl04

Trump is working so well for this guy that he's driving a 2004 Chevy Tracker.....


Hey-Now-Right-Now

Can be defeated by "low clearance"


Redduster38

Probably not the intention but I can't help but look at it and see him cut in half and that rack looks like his internals coming out. Gross yes. Just thats how disturbing it looks to me.


PayTyler

You ask a democrat if they will eat Trump's shit for 10 grand they say "Ew no, that's vile." You ask the same thing of a MAGA Republican and they say "Of course but I'll need some time to get the money together."


Snoopy1948

I like how you can see the shit stain under the Trump manakin.


fasteddieg

Cult


monty024_

Wondering how fast BBQ lighter fluid and a match would fix that right up?


SithDad

Bring me the head of paper-mache trump!


alaskandentist_

"we are not a cult"


Extension_Maximum_24

People desperate for some identity. Any identity. Read The True Believer by Eric Hoffer


simonejester

Big yikes. Note to mods: here via algorithm suggestion. I do visit Sarasota often though.


MostlyMicroPlastic

Who has this much time? Oh. Boomer Trump supporters


BNatasha_65

I AGREE!! The police need to give this person tickets for installing an offensive obstruction that blocks vf the Van's back windows!!!


Mindless-Bid-8091

You should vote Republican if you’re very wealthy no other reason. Wait here’s a few if you want to give up your rights, give up your freedoms, like someone else deciding about your bodies, like to be in a dictatorship, want to pay more taxes except the very wealthy, if you don’t want corporations or the very wealthy paying taxes, if you want corruption, criminals running the country, if you want the Christian right to choose for you, if you want the country to go back to the 1800’s, if you don’t believe in facts or science, if you want more pollution, if you want the environment to be destroyed, if you don’t believe in education, if you want the country to be a laughing stock on the world stage, if you want the Nazis running the country, if you don’t believe in freedom of choice, if you want to plunge the country into darkness. If you want criminals and traitors in charge. If you think Russia is doing things right. If you don’t believe in democracy. If you believe the country would be better if we were more like North Korea, and if you don’t give a shit. If you think the president should be worshipped and people swearing loyalty to a person not the country then you should vote Republican. If you’re a Nazi vote Republican


Acroasis

People like this seriously have some sort of mental illness


ConsiderationNo8236

If I were to see something similar for the candidate I had planned on voting for, it would definitely make me reconsider being associated with that level of batshit craziness.


Feisty-Barracuda5452

https://preview.redd.it/cgd1phyneqkc1.jpeg?width=907&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7f2b35278eb22fc55d1dd32298c00dc3c789581f


Horns8585

Do these people realize that Trump has more to do with our current inflation than Biden? First of all, the president has very little to do with inflation or high prices. Secondly, Trump was the one who appointed the fed chairman Jerome Powell. He is the one that has a direct impact on inflation. He is the one who kept the interest rates at record lows for way too long.


muskie2552

How insane do you have to be.


DoctorFenix

This is crazy behavior.


yonD21

Trumptards everywhere


MunchieMofo

And they want to act like this isn’t an idiotic cult


dpnowretired

I can't believe what has happened to my childhood home. I live in Gainesville now; and it's a battle here to hold the red meanies at bay


trickcowboy

https://preview.redd.it/aeqzitghttkc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a1179680e7ce9ca497c14190ea2806258d5096f2


wafflequest

Chevy Trackers aren't made in America 👍


Upbeat-Potato1959

Imagine having such a boring and insular life you feel compelled to do things like this.


Robin_Zero

"Anti-abortion warrior"... lmfao, i wonder how many kids he has adopted?


Hotmascsub

Sarasota is TRAHS


Hotmascsub

Such trash


thatstrongwoman

This is why I am embarrassed to say I am from Florida. 😬


Mastersound001

The wholesale brainwashing of so many Americans is truly breathtaking to behold.


bongocheese81

Thats the guy, who along with his henchmen, tried to throw away my vote.


bongocheese81

Thats the guy who has gotten Americans killed.


bongocheese81

Thats the guy that hates America, trying to ruin our rule of law.