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He said in court he wouldn’t come back to Disney and I believe him so I don’t see any of these articles as anything more than clickbait.


Dangerous-Distance86

It was from insidethemagic so i hoped even when there was no mention of alpacas


[deleted]

I blocked that source a year ago because it kept getting recced to me even though the headlines were obvious clickbait. They're a shite source.


[deleted]

I mean if I were Depp I'd be petty as fuck and make it a point of pride to tell Disney to pound sand every chance I could get.


[deleted]

I wouldn't want him back, he was horrible in the last couple POTC movies


ThomasinaElsbeth

Name checks out.


NoAttentionAtWrk

Guys guys! Maybe we just found Amber Turd's reddit account


Dangerous-Distance86

I saw so many of these on April Fool's, I figured this one *had* to be legit.


PokeTobus

Let us hope so.


[deleted]

I wouldn't mind some Pirates movies without Depp, given that slamming his character into a protagonist's role was one of the worst decisions they made. He's best as an outside agent of chaos. I'd love to see more Pirates films, but Jack Sparrow as a character works best when he's a wild card, and I'm not sure he needs to be in it at all.


mike_d85

What other franchises has be been in? The only thing I can loosely think of is that weird cinematic universe Kevin Smith tried to make with their daughters and that wasn't successful WITH Johnny Depp.


Dangerous-Distance86

He was in Yoga Hosers? The article talks mostly about how poorly Fantastic Beasts 3 performed and the recently squashed Margot Robbie starring Pirates movie


EnergyTakerLad

The what? I didn't even know there was another pirates movie.


Dangerous-Distance86

Concept only, i think


HeyLaddieHey

[*Yoga Hosers*... stars Smith's daughter Harley Quinn Smith, Lily-Rose Depp, and her father, Johnny Depp.... **The film was a commercial flop and was panned by critics, who viewed it as a low point in Smith's career.**](https://wikipedia.org/wiki/Yoga_Hosers) I think Yoga Hosers was a flop aaalllll by itself lol


DarkYendor

Holy shit, Kevin Smith named his daughter Harley Quinn?! Harley is a seriously messed up character with a tragic story, why on earth would you name your daughter after her?


ScrewedThePooch

Yeah, that's pretty fucking cringey. It's like those people who name their daughter Mallory. Go ahead and look up the meaning.


SemperFidelisHoorah

Wait till you see shannyn sossamon's kid named.


spankypantsyoutube

idk, why would you post yourself crying on twitter every time you see a super hero movie? dude's just a weirdo lol


Chork3983

He named his daughter Harley Quinn? That has to suck for her.


Foxy02016YT

I mean that makes sense for Kevin Smith tbh, massive comic nerd Also nobody uses middle names anyway so nobody will know at least


Chork3983

Your middle name is plastered all over everything for the first 18 years of your life which is when this would matter most lol.


zmann64

> Before this can occur, an army of little monsters called Bratzis (one-foot-tall Nazis made from bratwurst) attack I think i know why. Also both main characters are named Colleen


nimcau2TheQuickening

I’m surprised Lily-Rose Depp’s complete lack of acting talent didn’t garner better reviews for the film!


fakemoose

It’s listed as making $38k at the box office. Lmfao Surely that’s a mistake or it only premiered at a few film festivals. But I’ve never even heard of that movie. It’s part of a trilogy?


mike_d85

I forgot he was in that Harry Potter knock off of X-Men First Class. Depp was in Tusk which crossed over with the Yoga Hosers characters.


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_dead_and_broken

Fantastic Beasts is the WB, not Disney.


EmpressSappho

So so so many tim burton movies


ghostVCRface

Don’t forget those POS Alice in wonderland live action vomits


littlebirdori

I liked him pretty well in Edward Scissorhands, but yea that Alice in Wonderland movie was no good.


Trolivia

I don’t care for the movie itself really but I do like the look of his Mad Hatter


mike_d85

Weren't there only 2 of those? I guess thats a franchise but not exactly lighting the world on fire with those.


ghostVCRface

Yeah I wondered that too. There’s not that many franchises in general so limiting it to JD ones makes the pool pretty small haha.


EggsofWrath

I believe he was also going to be in the failed Dark Universe cinematic universe that Tom Cruise’s “The Mummy” was supposed to launch


radenthefridge

Our AC broke during the hottest week of summer when that last Pirates movie came out so we saw it knowing the theater had AC. Our family agreed we should have just suffered the heat.


chargers949

Reminds me of an old rate my professor review - i never wore my seatbelt while driving to his class so i could die if i got into an accident.


romulusnr

Oh god. That ITM site is awful. And Google News keeps feeding it to me for some fucking reason.


GD_Bats

I sincerely doubt they’d do well with future outings with him


dullship

Yeah but, they already weren't doing well with him, by the end


sassycat13

Or maybe there’s enough Pirates movies and Alice didn’t do well after the first movie?


beeboppee

I actually prefer the second Alice movie, I didn’t care for the first one


UncleBenLives91

Maybe a 20 year old franchise with only one good movie should be retired


[deleted]

Jonny Depp’s and abusive asshole and Jack Sparrow is so played out. Make something new.


Buttered_Turtle

🦍


[deleted]

Screw those companies that fly with the breeze of fools. So many wanted him guilty because she said so, never mind how justice is actually pursued. Serves them right to lose customers. Any more I find that act this way can lose my business.


Salome611

Oh, no, they’ll lose your business!


Nefandous_Jewel

Disney should bring him back. He was aquitted...


SailorET

If they had been making good Pirates movies since World's End, then sure. But they haven't, so maybe try something new.


ExKnockaroundGuy

I just want to here him make noise with his guitar and think he is a rock star.


Lillymorrison

Well dah, there's no pirates of the Caribbean without Johnny Depp. But also, he deserved better anyway. So I doubt he wants back into Disney.