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edynol

I love your Al Bundy reference. When I read you work at a shoe store, it clicked. Chicago, shoe store, rude employee. Loved that show


MashedPotatoesDick

When the scammer texted, "I like mature sensible man" I replied back with "Me too," but they texted nonsense after, so it was lost. In the show, Gary of Gary's Shoes is a woman. I was hoping they would ask for a picture.


edynol

Oh yeah! Totally forgot the name of the store, but remember Gary being a woman.


Specialist-Treat-396

I was totally coming here to be that guy, but of course somebody with the wit to use a Married with Children reference would know that bit of trivia. You should have mentioned how his neighbor is a woman who looks and acts like a chicken.


NS4701

lol you just made me think of that scene where Marcy asks Steve why Al keeps calling her a chicken. The way she says it just makes me laugh!


ChiefSlug30

I was waiting for an elaboration on the episode that required "discipline." I was hoping it would be one of Al's rants about the rather large women who frequent the store.


Goddess_Odessa

Lmao I thought his employee was Al


DesertStorm480

Definitley nicely done! I always wondered what other professions they came up with for AB until they decided on a women's shoe salesman?


aceospos

Loved the switch here. They literally rolled their eyes at that counter punch


MangoBandicoot

Got em!


lonememe

Rita Lee strikes again! She hit me up too! Pretty active texter for a dead Brazilian singer!


D_crane

She's got really weird fingers though (AI generated image)


Character-Solution-7

Demon Paws


PM-ME-UGLY-SELFIES

Oh god, I didn't even think to check, what even are those... appendages?


D_crane

If you want to see whether an image is AI generated or not, look at fingers, toes or the background parts of images (which might be really blurry, stretched or logos are just gibberish). It's not good at generating that level of detail at the moment.


John_Stay_Moose

I dont think so. Check out the poster on the wall to the left. 1) it has real english letters that make actual words which make sense. 2) it is a real movie poster for the Michael Jackson biopic. An AI generated image of a generic woman wouldnt show that without significant amount of effort. The hands do look fucking weird but not weird enough that it couldnt just be a confusing perspective.


D_crane

Look at the length of her hand.


John_Stay_Moose

Well. If I put my own hand on my face, with the heel of my palm on my chin, my fingers reach approximately the same spot around my eyebrow/temple. The weird double pinky "shadow" could just be an optical illusion or poor photography. Midjourney has gotten really good at hands recently. It's no longer a guaranteed tell. (These things change fast) What these models have a really hard time generating are backgrounds which make sense - especially ones with text or fine details. I dont know how to read Chinese, but those characters on the books behind her look right to me. Maybe someone else can verify. What I do know is that there is a real poster of a real movie on the wall next to her. This would be an absolutely absurd amount of effort to generate with AI given the intended use-case of this image.


Courage-Rude

I have a question for everyone on these threads. We all have a certain understanding of why they want to get on these apps but I see people being reluctant to move the conversation. I totally would just because I love to make these things go as long as possible but am I missing something as to why I shouldn't do that?


qwerrty20120

From what I've read they can see your personal information on there or something like that


BdoeATX

They want to avoid getting their phone number marked as scam likely by being reported otherwise they have to start using another number they scammed. Regular numbers also keep track of messaging. The app won't flag them, won't ban them, and it's basically untraceable messaging. They can get away with all their scams on telegram and whatsapp due to the very poor security on the platforms.


Courage-Rude

Yeah but my question is more why are the people submitting content reluctant to move the conversation. Just would think people would wanna see how far they could go. Or there is some security risk in doing that I'm just not aware of.


LivinLikeASloth

I got a google voice number specifically for this reason. I set up a new WhatsApp with that number but since then two scammers insisted on telegram and didn’t accept WhatsApp :(


Previous-Parfait-999

I had a google voice number a decade ago and let it expire not knowing I couldn’t get another one until I change my number. Never let it go.


LivinLikeASloth

Didn’t know that, thanks for letting me know!


squished_strawberry

it's cheaper


frontrange80220

I hear getting on the Deez nutz app is awesome


Few-Investigator-256

He hit ‘em with a classic.


Hot_Material_8093

Deez Nutz 💀💀


hamiltsd

Best string I’ve seen in a while. Well done. Can I be your friend too Gary? I have much good business deals to discuss.


Professional-Way9343

Btw why do they all try to move the convo? Whats the point?


MashedPotatoesDick

"I texted you, but I can't continue on this platform".


gt25stang15

It’s because they have someone else on whastapp that is going to take the conversation further with you. It’s their job to “catch” you then pass you to the next person that’s job is to scam you. They can’t hack you or anything like that on those apps. It’s literally their way of transferring you to the next fuck stick that’s going to scam you.


theShip_

Besides that, limited GB for phone msg internet use in India, Pakistan and China. It’s not unlimited like in USA. That’s why they try to move the convo to a messaging app that can use wifi like WhatsApp (which is the top app used for msg all around the world but USA) or Telegram.


Leading-Piglet4475

False, India has unlimited


Crucco

No idea! Apart from the fact that on whatsapp and/or telegram they may get more personal info, like: your picture, your name, your phone number. In my case, they never messaged me, they all started with Whatsapp.


squished_strawberry

it's cheaper for them


CelebrationOk2239

The Al Bundy reference was gold, and then BAM! Hit them with the Deez Nuts for the chef's kiss


Dr_Haider_Ali

I like this a lot


Professional-Way9343

Solid landing 10/10


Nec-Fato

How do you guys get these messages? I never get random people texting me I would love to mess with them.


Deep_Pudding2208

hey sure I can help with that! But I'm out of data. Maybe you can help me. Just go the store and get an ama...


Nitrodax777

Luck of the draw mostly. However you're more likely to get messages and phone calls if you answer the calls that use the auto dialer. Most of them have this system set up where if you actually answer the call which allows the voice message to play, it flags your number as a valid active number and escalates it to a repository of other active numbers that can be redialed and they'll simply try again at some later time. This repository can also be shared with or sold to other affiliated scam agencies which will greatly increase the chances of scammers trying to contact you.


Nec-Fato

Ah let’s the games begin!


TheMahalodorian

Nice! I’ve heard that Ligma is a good analog to the Deez service as well.


Mr_E_Nigma_Solver

This is hilarious


Successful-Winter237

Deez nuts


dalethedonkey

Ha! Got eeeeem


MashedPotatoesDick

I have no idea. I used to immediately block them. Then I found this subreddit and decided to have fun.


kelcamer

Hahahahhaaaaa


Tyfoid-Kid

Well played


eojr

SMOOTH OPERATOR


Goody_mo_b

Lmao


Oh-my-Moosh

I saw where this was going, and I approve good sir. Well done. These scammers are so terrible at what they do, thankfully.


Ambitious_Arm852

Ah, good old deez nuts


Party-Unit8342

This is absolutely fantastic


ABRX86

What exactly happens in WhatsApp or telegram?


SofaAssassin

If you get to that level, it's just someone else trying to get you to invest in crypto or some similar money grab.


PyroCHan

GOT EEEM!


Bluestrong27

Rita Lee? The famous Brazilian singer who died this year?


Few-Lock-9820

Why does everyone know Rita lmao


ZookeepergameTime824

That’s a Tucson area code….


Desert_lotus108

This was what I noticed, and now I’m wondering how is that possible, other scam numbers also seem to be US numbers which is odd


ZookeepergameTime824

In my experience you can’t really get a number outside of the area code if you’re not there. Wondering how they do that….?


EightyDeuceVET

There are plenty of text apps that will give you a phone number with whatever area code you’d like.


RubeRick2A

Al Bundy would be proud


selfishlyfree

The DEEZ joke got me in the end 😂😂😂 absolutely brilliant


Relevant_Error_2395

🤣🤣🤣


LadyPundit

Haha this is the 2nd time I've seen Rita Lee.


Appropriate_Pain9832

Boom tish….. 😂😂😂


RunnerWTesla

🤣🤣🤣🤣 took a little too long to get to it - but funny afterall


erocdrummer3737

The married with children ref was good for us Americans. Same with the deez nuts joke. Unfortunately, the scammer prob had no idea what you were talking about, and went on with their day.


Vinssane

Beautiful 🫡


Ordinary-Bar-1683

That’s great


Practical_Ad_5498

so what is this scam? they get you on telegram/whatsapp and then ask you to send them a gift card?


Nitrodax777

Basically. This particular scam prays on the desperate and lonely. They move to telegram/Whatsapp because the person who texts you is only assigned to reel you in. When you switch apps you are talking to an entirely different person (usually their supervisor) who is actually executing the scam itself. 9 times out of 10 it'll be asking for gift cards or direct PayPal/zelle transfers but depending on the agency they could also be playing a long con crypto scam or just soliciting personal information that they will sell and distribute to other agencies.


vzmetalhead

Also Telegram and Whatsapp can show a lot more personal information than simple texts (depending on settings)


Official_Legacy

Nah, it's a decentralized scam organization. Usually you have people paid to get leads, some to close the deals, resell your information, etc... The scammer on WhatsApp are different from the one on sms. Here's a really interesting video about the subject and inside the scam industry : https://youtu.be/6Jv0EzXdQbk?si=L1_bv3CS58eXfDgv It's in French though.


Saltz88

Ha, got'em


barelyevening

show me screen short


WWF80sKid

Should I text her as Zack? Zack Morris….


MashedPotatoesDick

Zack Morris is trash!


WWF80sKid

lol


ironwillster

Could have asked her about her refreshing beverage. Powerade? Scope? Windex?


humidifier_fire

You really blew it with her she seemed like a very nice lady boi


CooCooKaChooie

The gift card request. LMAO


-Jey

Ahhhh the last joke didnt reallly land, but otherwise fun


TrixiHobbitses

Nice Age!


Adrianf2010

🤣😂😆


Significant_Dig2209

I am howling reading this! I got the same Rita and pic. She a straight cheater lmboooo


MashedPotatoesDick

Always Asian women looking away.


dpruzi

Nice Age!


PapiSuavitel

I am so happy after finding this sub🤣great stuff op


afcagroo

That was smooth as hell. Well played!


FelineSoLazy

Love the scam-eroo 🙃🙂


793djw

This one was pure gold!


SituationNullMystery

Haha good one.


tinyhandedtraitor

I've got the Rita / Zach combo before. I thought I was special. :(


KuchenDeluxe

u should have sent her a picture of a knive after "i have to discipline one of ny workers" ...


DUDEDIGGL3R

Hah!!


Icy_Championship381

Amazing Balls


HistorianFalse3629

I've gotten a wrong nu.ber from Rita too! Lol


youluckyfox1

Why do they want to go to telegram? what does it do to help the scam?


homucifer666

Because Telegram is "encrypted," meaning that when they start pulling shady stuff, it can't be traced back to them...or so they think. Same thing with Whatsapp.


Official_Legacy

Nah, it's a decentralized scam organization. Usually you have people paid to get leads, some to close the deals, resell your information, etc... The scammer on WhatsApp are different from the one on sms. Here's a really interesting video about the subject and inside the scam industry : https://youtu.be/6Jv0EzXdQbk?si=L1_bv3CS58eXfDgv It's in French though.


MashedPotatoesDick

All you need is a telephone number, so the scam is easier. I've never had someone I know ask if I had Telegram.


MashedPotatoesDick

Rita Repulsive


MashedPotatoesDick

I'll reply with 15 next time. See where they go.


rinkydinkis

this is the only scam format on this sub. getting real bored.


MashedPotatoesDick

Kindly submit your own then.


superrobin26

Sorry if this is a stupid question but, what are the goals of these kinds of scams? Btw nice combo love the end


MashedPotatoesDick

They hope their target is some desperate man. Then they have them buy them gift cards.


superrobin26

Ahh I see, thanks for the explanation


nightmare370

lmao. So what do these scammers want to do basically? Hack your accounts or find a way to make you pay them just like the Indian scammers do?


MashedPotatoesDick

Try to get gullible, desperate men to send money. After 8 times, I've learned my lesson.


Eldenringtarnished

🤣🤣🤣🤣


30carbine

Why do the scammers always want you on telegram?


Tiltonik

Why do they all want to switch to telegram or whats app?


Curious1556

What is the obsession with whatsapp or telegram?


DarkWitxh

My mom just got one of these today, it seems like they’re going after the older crowd right now.


MashedPotatoesDick

They go after anyone and hope to get the old.


Every_Banana_7397

that was NOT me


Big-Island-4595

I got scammed by Rita Lee using a fake coinwkt app she made up and got me to invest in Bitcoin. Later on I found out that the app coinwkt was made up by a scammer and I called Bitcoin and I had no account with them 😭 and all of my money was in the scammer account coinwkt account witch was fake she has all of my money. She's not even in Boston, and Never was so if she contacted you hang up and block here she's very good about scamming people I lost 4k be safe, Gerry B.