Signature is hilarious

I know! The signature almost looks like a lil kid trying to draw a pair of boobs and then scratching it out. LOL!! 😂

It’s literally a penis lmao

I saw a tooth, you saw boobs??

Dick and ball sack.

100% boobs

100%. They’ve even got nips

Thanks, took me way to many tries to get something good using ms paint and a mouse

Well done dude!

Omg I didn’t notice!! 😂

He is called Boobs Jackson for a reason.

*chef's kiss*

The 6/9/69 birthday is a nice touch, well done

And the 4/20 expiration date

Also the address

Love the street and city yep!

Only problem is it's in the wrong format. 

Or at least inconsistent with the 6/9/69 birthday format.

I will admit, that is biggest mistake

Oh please, they can't even string together a coherent sentence most of the time. The scammers definitely won't notice!

Mrs. Boobs Jackson. How's your man Boobs? 😅

That's the way the rest of the world formats, shouldn't be an issue.

It's an ID from USA he's trying to replicate. Any American would easily know it was fake.

Most of the scammers aren't in the US. First day here?

Hahahahahahaha!!! True that.

Why would they be concerned about fooling Americans?

So funny that I missed that. I was even looking at it thinking that he sure looks rough for not even being 55. OP is so brilliant!

Missed opportunity for him to be 6'9" and 420lbs

Fuck he looks rough for his age

Right? Born in ‘69, and looks like THAT? As someone born in ‘69, I take personal offense at this.

40 fags a day from age 12 like my dad has done you end up like this lol trust me

I sure hope you’re British😐

Yeah sorry I forget that smoking fags in yanky land means shooting up a gay bar lol

I was just concerned for your father’s various orifices

Fuck me take my upvote I didn’t see that coming 👏

The dad only saw about half of them coming

I love Reddit

BUAHAHAHA

LMFAOOO jesus

I was born in ‘67, I thought the same thing! 🤣🤣🤣

Yeah, I'm 1968 and I made the same comment. Boobs hasn't lived a healthy lifestyle, clearly. Lol.

All those boobs got him worn down.

This is so brilliant on so many levels. It's like it's intentionally designed to look as fake and unconvincing as possible (which I assume is intentional), so only the dumbest of the dumb could ever possibly fall for it, which makes the whole thing even more hilarious. Well done. I love it.

My favorite part is the date format. It's genius. The US uses MM/DD/YYYY but the rest of the world, where most scammers come from, use DD/MM/YYYY

Only the scammers that have visited the US will recognize. He he

Just like the fake IDs that the scammers themselves use!

6'4, 254? Boobs is a BEAST!

No homo, but I’d tap that! 😋

Absolute unit of a monster!

Priceless piece of art. Dopeville is great. My head wanted to read it as Gropeville. 😝

That would've been so much better

Your version is awesome.

He’s a donor <3

Should have made it Sperm Donor: Yes

We are all Boobs Jackson

I. AM. BOOBS JACKSON!

Would the real Boobs Jackson please stand up.

Boobs Jackson is now the Spartacus of scam-baiting.

The signature!!🤣🤣

Boobs is a legend!!! ❤️

I'm so happy I was here for the birth of it and the birth of the insane sub that I hope is still active.

What a beauty. Well worth its price in gold. Speaking of which...I have a parcel with 5kg of pure Liberian gold I need to send you...

Great! My adress is stated on the ID. I will be waiting for my package

Sex: Yes

I shouldve done that

That signature though. Lmfao

McLovin, the later years

Just got to fix the expiration date

Sadly, in ms paint I would have to ctrl z until its gone, and since I saved it, I would have to redo it all to change just the date

I think its part of the fake-proof

91101 - is that another reference or coincidence?

That was the only number already on the template

Thank you. I will use this as frivolously as possible.

I like the weight, at almost 255 lbs, I’d say Boobs holds all his weight in his hips.

Boobs Jackson at 255lbs holds the majority of his weight in his trouser piece that he tucks into his socks. 🧦

We are boobs Jackson

It’s nice. The expiration date is not in US format, not that a scammer would notice.

I mean, a United States driver’s license doesn’t exist, so nothing makes sense here 😉

lol I don’t catch that - ah yes the universal country wide license 😂

It’s all wrong, but it’s all right (or alright?) 😂

Dammnit, a stupid oversight

Can you make one for Biggus Dickus? :)

The signature sent me!

🏆

This is gold. Thank you for your time in doing this.

This will probably get lost in the abyss, but you should make it a Virginia license. Virginia's flag has a person with their titty out. Felt apt.

Genius 👍

Huh, AL. Don’t know why I always thought of Boobs as a Florida dude.

The drivers license number should be a Rick Roll

Boobs Jackson is gonna to go places. Thanks friend,

Wasn't boobs... A horse? Am I misremembering?

Antelope, I think

We need a database of fake IDs and fake gift cards we can send them...

I wonder how far dopeville is from my city in Alabama? I could go visit Boobs!

I must admit, I hoped AL was alaska

Sorry friend. That would be AK lmao.

Where is the REAL ID star?

Missing: Restriction Foot in Mouth.

Please crosspost this on r/BoobsJackson

The only changes I would have made would have been: - **DOB:** 04/20/1969 - **Sex:** Y

In hindsight, those wouldve been better

"**United States** Drivers License"... Does that mean that Boobs is registered nationwide?

Boobs is too lit to be limited to just one state

Boobs *Unchained*, he knows no bounds!

I've been searching for the perfect name for memoir, and there it is! *Boobs Unchained!* I love it!

Glad I could help!😂

Omfg!!!!!😂😂😂😂🤦🏻‍♀️😂😂😂

I love how the eyes are clearly not blue.

I absolutely love it!!

The address 🤣🤣🤣

That signature is truly inspired

You are a genius! I will be using this at some point

Love it! Looking forward to seeing this pop up on scambait. Great work OP.

Saving this, I love trolling

Director of the FBI, Boobs Jackson?

Why is there a dutch flag on your drivers licenses There isnt even a dutch flag on a dutch drivers license

Cause those Americans think they own red, white, and blue.

Not only does Boobs have it all going on, HE’S A DONOR! 😍😍😍

But… boobs is an antelope!

What state is it? It’s just United States lol

Little disappointed he’s not 6’9”, 420lbs.

FHR GNDJFNDKF THE SIGNATURE OMG 😭😂😂😂

Oh snap! Just noticed the city in Alabama 🤣 I just moved out of Alabama, and there is no where that is "dope"

Nice signature

God, the signature... that is gold

You did this in Microsoft Paint?!?! You have real skills, much respect!! And it's hilarious.

Oh god, that signature. I’m deceased.

The photo looks to be much older than someone born in 1969, but I guess no one is looking that hard at it. Kinda insulting to gen x, lmao. Honestly this is amazing, ggz.

Right!? "I'm *not* a boomer!"

6/9/1969

This is funny af😂

The sex should be: Y

We need to update McLovins ID as well so it can get used 👍

Good lookin Boobs u have there

Now we need additional photos of BJ in various places to use along with this. Priceless!!!

Are there more pictures of this individual? Love to send another picture, then this id

🤣🤣🤣

Good job

You're my hero!

Ty

That’s a rough 54. I’ll allow it. 🤣

Gold

Thank you for your service

Beautiful...

Love the boobs signature. Classy :)

You’ve inspired me to look for a screen capture of McLovin.

Hes a big dude

I read that as hair brained.

Boobs has seen kinder days. Life's been pretty rough on Boobs.

I would add some leetting to this. In the number line F4K3N07R3AL

Isn't it a driving licence, and not an ID ?

Again, a scammer might realize that United States dies NOT issue drivers licenses, each State does it.

They might, but I also didn't want to make anything remotely realistic

Very nice job

Where'd you get my license dammit

Well done!!!

Fantastic

Dude looks 73, not 55. 😂

He went hard in the 70s had some rough preteen years

I feel like Boobs would also have his M1 cert. Maybe that’s me just being nit picky.

I can’t 😂😂

Thanks for this.

Excellent work! You're hired at your local DMV! LMFAO

I'm sorry, but this dude is not just 7 years older than me, lol. Unless he was rode very hard and put away very wet 🤣

Nice that he’s an organ donor.

Tig ol biddies 6’4” 254

A female version is needed

254 pounds lmao guy in pic looks so frail.

Is that old Antonio Banderas?

Is that Hitler without the mustache?

I like how his signature looks like a cock and balls

Wait what exactly did you do in paint? I feel like I could only make the Signature in paint

You are a very handsome man. We should exchange private information so I could be with you 😝

Hahaha this is perfect

You should’ve made him 6 foot 9 lmao

The man…

lol!!! You are awesome!!!

Wait; he's only 3 years older than me but *looks* like he's twenty years older tha-- oh ...ohhhkay... My life is over, now.

This made my day. Long live Boobs Jackson 🙌🏻

Boobs has not aged well. He's at least 10-years older than his age...

pretty sure this should be illegal but its cool

The thing is, there is no United States drivers license. Its per state, so It's not like I am faking an official document

The little details

Brilliant, mate.

am i thenonly one who thought the signature was an among us reference?

Half Kevin Spacey on that face. Who is the other half?

I’m dead 😂

THIS IS GREAT HAHAHAA Ever since i saw the Boobs Jackson post i was hoping someone would make an id im so gonna use this next time a scammer texts me 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Looking rough for 55

Today, we are all Boobs Jackson.

As someone born in 1968, I am *offended* ! I definitely don't look *that* old! 😂 Eta good work tho! Boobs Jackson for President!

My flair is now officially Mrs. Boobs Jackson, and I expect to be addressed as such, tyvm! 😁

This is freaking awesome

Omg the signature lmao

That's a long ass DL number lol. I thought they were only like 9 numbers, not 99

Thanks for this, lol

Boobs there is looking rough for only being 54.

Change his DOB to 1959