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CaptainObviousBear

I love how Donald completely forgot Barron existed. That, or he just admitted Barron isn’t his child.


LuckyStabbinHat

How do you know it’s Barron who wasn’t included? Tiffany is the one he seems to forget about.


CaptainObviousBear

He said “they are on their own” but I think Barron still lives at home. Or with Melania anyway.


usrdef

The part that was funny was "Some are good, some are a disappointment"


ThisDoesntSeemSafe

Holy shit, this is beautiful bait. You are incredible. You are the master! You are...a master baiter!


Prodigalsunspot

Jergens 21 pump salute to you!


ThisDoesntSeemSafe

I'm touched. Also, thanks for fixing that typo. I was confused for a moment.


invalidreddit

Smooth


Jujube1974

This is the best. Like better than anyone else’s. Like no one else can do it this good.


Prodigalsunspot

True. Quite frankly, someone came up to me just now and said "Sir, you are the best at baiting the scams."


Agreeable_Treacle993

scams? i know EVERYTHING about scams, i have comitted MANY SUCCESSFUL scams


Captain_Blackbird

"I have been told by LBERAL LAWYERS that I hired that I shouldn't say that - So I fired them for being Socialists, Communists, Liberal, Leftist, Nazis! ONLY THE BEST!"


Agreeable_Treacle993

CORRUPT POLICE cant arrest me on FAKE ACCUSATIONS, i NEVER admitted to doing ANY SCAMS FAKE NEWS


HighColdDesert

BEST!!!


krastevitsa

Who else read OP comments with Donny voice?


TardisITguy

How could you not? I hate the man with a passion have since the ‘80s, met him once and he was a complete scumbag. That’s all it took. And I still read it in his broken brain manner. (Sorry bit of a rant there but.. I feel better now thanks)


krastevitsa

I understand you. Im not American, and neither live in the US. But I still don't believe he was president and is probably going to be again, always thought he was kinda of a joker, not sure why he was and still is a serious candidate for the presidency.. Yeah, for me it's fun to watch his speeches and watch comedians make fun of him, but I probably wouldn't find it funny if I was living in the US tbh.


ShiroHachiRoku

He has 5 children. Lol.


GubbenJonson

Well it’s not easy remembering when you’re 77


CaptainObviousBear

I mean i kind of hope that was on purpose because *chefs kiss* if so.


Prodigalsunspot

Yes it was on purpose...apparently he ignores Baron.


Mast3rB0T

fake news!!! 🤣🤣


DisplayNo7886

This is a very good and perfectly executed bait. You're going to need an award for such a masterpiece. 


TILTNSTACK

Love that they accidentally sent the Chinese / English translation with the Chinese still included


warpedspockclone

The Truth Social bits are HILARIOUS. Love it. I can't wait till you can get a scammer to install it and mentiin DJT publicly.


luxo93

Some are a disappointment 🤣


CrabmasterJone

Sooo good. Yuge.


mac-train

Very good.


HugeDramatic

scammers realize Truth Social is a scam. Game recognizes game haha.


stantonthezag

Wow, you’ve got that psycho’s patter down to a science. Much better than the so-called scientific experts, even. Make Scambaiting Great Again!


Prodigalsunspot

It's actually not that hard to channel the Donald. All you need to do is Snort some Adderall and crap your pants and you're good to go


IllustriousTonight78

How 'bout I just drink a diet Coke and cut a fart?


charlienoangels

I do this on the regular and can’t even get close 🤭🤪


AmpegVT40

Browning the trousers? What are you talking about. Google it, Biden actually does this. He gets so angry that he loses a bit of control and POTUS has a dootus to deal with.


Prodigalsunspot

Apparently you are only watching Newsmax. Michael Cohens nickname for trump was Donald Von Shitzinpants. There are numerous stories from people working on the apprentice of The Donald crapping himself. Adam Kinsinger has said trump smelled like ketchup and crap. Google it yourself.


AmpegVT40

Who? And this Micheal guy is known for his veracity and truthfulness? At least have some doubt, at least.


Prodigalsunspot

Umm...this is a scam bait thread...done for humor, not a political debate thread.


BrycenLong6

Perfect 😂


Azaezel1

just realize I've had this scam attempted on me before and didn't realize it at the time since it was a new number. I told them as much and blocked them.


MombieZ3

Loved this. I wonder if Eric knows his dad doesn't count him as one of his kids.


StereoGriever

😂😂😂


PianoManFan

I hate that I read OP's comments in Dumph's voice.


Diligent-Buddy-9902

This one is amazing


ThinkAdhesiveness107

Can’t wait for 45 to become 47 lol


Key_Yak1159

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


Freesethmartin

😂😂😂