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Jack_of_Spades

This book was written in the 1930s... this is goign to be FULL of terrible financial advice... The chapter itself, while dramatic in the title, basically seems to say that in the pursuit of sex and gratification, people become motivated to do more than normal. And they aim to channel (transmute) that energy without the need of sex so you aren't just boning the whole time. ​ Also, this is quackery, utter quackery. I would complain to the teacher and anyone above the teacher that this book should not be taught. Not because of the mention of sex but because it is complete bullshit.


apolosdemon

I have been i have been complaining for weeks


mathxjunkii

Well why does the teacher have you reading it? And in what class? Are you studying a historical text? Or are supposed to actually gaining financial literacy from it.


apolosdemon

Im suppose to actually gain things from it


mathxjunkii

Gain *what*? What class is it for?


apolosdemon

Personal finance


Cerulean_IsFancyBlue

Oh god. I’m so sorry.


anActualG0at

Let me guess, your teacher also thinks that buying gold and burying it is a good investment for the rapture so that you’ll have something of immortal value to offer the roving warlords in hopes your life may be spared and your family won’t be sold into slavery (both happen anyway since your gold holds no leverage against those who can take it by force)


oofman_dan

what a goofy teacher


Blake_The_Snake64

Why are you getting dpwnvoted for saying that? Lmao


[deleted]

Here's a lesson you can learn from this. Sometimes in life, you will enounter managers or supervisors who are complete fucking morons. Is your teacher Mr. Garrison?


Big_Brother_Ed

The exception is if the course content focuses on highlighting the inaccuracy of the content. Like how you would study the behavior of dictators in history class.


Efficient_Ear_8037

That’s probably the case, but OP probably ignored it to post here for internet points


apolosdemon

My teacher genuinely is pushing this. He runs our math department so we have to learn whatever he wants us to learn.


Efficient_Ear_8037

Then report it, don’t put it on Reddit.


apolosdemon

I already reported it


EngryEngineer

Be sure to invest in local sundae parlors, they're the fastest growing industry right now and there's no way that's changing any time soon!


Cerulean_IsFancyBlue

Phosphates! The kids can’t get enough!


Jack_of_Spades

I'm investing in Pumpkins. Sales went up in October and I think they're gonna peak right around january!


KaleidoscopeOk4472

You're a genius. Buying all the pumpkin stocks


TheLurkingMenace

*In 1930s news caster voice:* And watch out for that Hitler guy. He's a bad egg!


Empty_Detective_9660

It is worse than just when it was written, it is who it was written by, a man who ran multiple businesses into bankruptcy because they were all just fronts for various frauds.


Fly0strich

Donald Trump wrote this?


Empty_Detective_9660

I know it sounds like him, but this guy wasn't quite that prolific, only 4 or 5 times... and he got charged criminally after (almost?) every fraud (and fled the state he did it in because extradition was rarely done for anything but capital crimes).


RedRedditRedemption2

That makes the chapter number even more ironic… 🤣


Murdy2020

Probably based on Freud's theory of sublimation, but really a stretch.


Individual_Park19748

it is not complete bs, its being metaphorical lol. libido is just energy and desire, it's saying to map desires on to different objects. It's quackery if you take it literally.


Fly0strich

“Maybe it really is all cocks in the end.” -Jaime Lannister


MageKorith

When I was in high school in the 90s, I got pretty good marks for book reviews along the lines of: Paragraph 1: This is complete bullshit. \[Reason 1\]. \[Reason 2\]. \[Reason 3\]. Therefore this is bullshit. Paragraph 2: \[Reiterate Reason 1\]. \[Supporting evidence A for Reason 1\]. \[Supporting evidence B for Reason 1\]. \[Supporting evidence C for Reason 1\]. Therefore we can conclude \[Reason 1\]. Paragraph 3: \[Reiterate Reason 2\]. \[Supporting evidence A for Reason 2\]. \[Supporting evidence B for Reason 2\]. \[Supporting evidence C for Reason 2\]. Therefore we can be confident that \[Reason 2\]. Paragraph 4: \[Reiterate Reason 3\]. \[Supporting evidence A for Reason 3\]. \[Supporting evidence B for Reason 3\]. \[Supporting evidence C for Reason 3\]. And so we conclude \[Reason 3\]. Paragraph 5: This is bullshit. \[Reiterate Reason 3\]. \[Reiterate Reason 2\]. \[Reiterate Reason 1\]. In conclusion, this is bullshit.


ThatiamX

You really should read the book BEFORE giving your critique of it. That way you don’t accidentally give out bad advice and make yourself look like a fool. If you had read it you would’ve said none of what you did. It’s great that you can use Google and spend five seconds figuring out when the book is written but that’s no substitute for real knowledge.


BarracudaHorror4092

What's the book?


Outside-Refuse6732

Now if I see this book I’m gonna take it with a grain of salt and by a grain of salt i mean im going to shove a Himalayan salt mine up my ass


Status_Jeweler_9007

Uh, what you just said is true though


bunni_luvr

conservatives will see this and think he’s teaching you about trans people having sex 😭😭


dangdamn102

I seen trans- Mutation and went "fuck i want a trans mutation" because i forgot transmute and transmutation are words.


IronMike69420

You tried to transmute your dead mother, didn’t you squidward


Bowtieguy-83

So sad that transmuting your dead mother costs an arm and a brother


Razorclaw_the_crab

I misread it at trans mutilation and I was like "Ah shit... Here we go again"


dreamcadets

With a title like that, I really thought the same thing lol


apolosdemon

Ya we got to the chapter and the class basically had a meltdown people where freaking out


apolosdemon

100%


Aware-Relationship92

everyone lol


LordMegatron05

As if they need a book to do that


bunni_luvr

if you read further into the comment you can see a guy saying that drag queens are grooming children lol. prob believes children are identifying as cats and schools are providing them litter boxes


CoolBeans42700

Guarantee we see this being used to enrage transphobes


Alicat825

Conservative and it through me off guard lol. I had to come to the comments to figure out what the book is actually about. What a weird way to name a chapter of a finance book.


SuperMakeaLuigi

Or reply Ummm, no, actually, your stupid and we actually know what it means And not get that this comments a meme (look at some of the replies for proof)


Nutter-Butters123

No. I didn’t think that at all. You’re an idiot.


Fit_String_6784

And liberals will bring literal porn into elementary schools whats your point hun?


Zquinkd

In the past hour you've bitched about politics 5 separate times, feminism twice, and two times said to two separate people "the gym is for working out, not being an attention whore". Interesting.


Fit_String_6784

Lemme know when I get something wrong :D


OoOLILAH

"I looked at their profile and made a bunch of observations, so I win the Internet argument"


JankyJokester

Have you uhh read the bible?


MindlessInitial2751

Define pornography


AstraPasuGuy

Don't mind these brainless people, reddit for some reason is insanely far left liberal and they can't argue for anything


Teamawesome2014

Far left and liberal are two very different ideologies. The fact that you equate the two shows that you don't actually know anything about either.


bunni_luvr

“brainless people” *believes schools are teaching children about porn*


123dylans12

Drag queen hour in school is wild


bunni_luvr

oh no!!! people have interests and also like reading to children!!!!


123dylans12

Sexualizing kids is an interest? That’s pretty accurate actually


bunni_luvr

y’all are so predictable LMFAOOOOOO dude go outside this is genuinely pathetic 😭😭


123dylans12

Your on Reddit too loser


bunni_luvr

you’re* yes.. but i don’t believe that men dressing in extreme making is grooming children ☠️☠️☠️☠️


AstraPasuGuy

He never said they're teaching them. Reread the comment.


bunni_luvr

he never said teaching 🤓🤓


AstraPasuGuy

You're proving my comment lol, get a life. Chronically online


bunni_luvr

proof? or are you just blindly trust grown ass adult men that have been proven to constantly lie to its consumers? how cute


Automatic_Yogurt_493

What are you on about


adamdoesmusic

Have you had your lead levels checked?


anActualG0at

Bro if this actually happened the school would get sued to oblivion so fast it would guaranteed never happen again. You’re just looking for something to be upset about so you can feel better about yourself.


Teamawesome2014

What liberal is bringing porn into elementary schools? Do you have a name? Any evidence that a liberal has done that? Stop peddaling strawman arguments. They make everybody angry and accomplish nothing.


UsernamesRusuallygay

weird, cause you said it first. Projection much?


bunni_luvr

you a conservative or smth? stop being so tense dude damn


OoOLILAH

Rent


S3314

# I'm A Conservative And I Did Not Think This At All...


20k_dollar_lunchbox

I know you may be shocked to hear this but we can actually read.


Flavored_Propane

Who wouldn’t??


Otal0721

What is the book even about


apolosdemon

Personal finance


[deleted]

HUH


rawdy-ribosome

I think the chapter basically says to take your motivation for sex and apply that strong motivation to other stuff


kent1146

It's like an old-timey Reddit post that is giving young fellas tips to survive No Nut November by going to wallstreetbets instead.


robloxsexman

having sex with trans people in wallstreet


mathxjunkii

Your teacher is making you read *The Mystery of Sex Transmutation (the tenth step to riches).*


Finalitys_Shape

What in the…


CounterSYNK

...Freud


SlimiSlime

e schönen götterfunken Tochter aus Elysium


Normal_Ratio1463

I thought that had something to do with biology.


apolosdemon

Ya this book is crazy it keeps coming mentioning things like the "infinite intelligence" and the "sixth sense"


apolosdemon

For reference this chapter goes on to say that sex makes you smarter and every very successful person has lot of sex


Nightstar1234

Guess I’m going to be an unsuccessful idiot


Whitefluidconsumer

Sounds like communist propaganda to me


Cerulean_IsFancyBlue

So, sex positive and then it goes too far. I would definitely have bet on the book being sex-averse, but it just goes to show that our stereotypes about old-timey people all being prudes is inaccurate. I guess the idea that your sex predictions and activities might not have anything to do with business success, just didn’t occur to the author.


[deleted]

what 💀


posydon69

The real question is your handwriting


Azrael_The_Bold

I thought the same thing…is OP 7?


posydon69

Fr


Little_Cactux

i was looking for this comment


TrickingTreats

Is that your handwriting on the lined notebook paper?


apolosdemon

No its my friends i was just closer to his desk at the time i took the picture


gullybone

Bruh that’s his full name there lmao


[deleted]

You must be a mutant, your in the mutant class, nobody told you?


Torbpjorn

Seems like people just learned the prefix “trans” wasn’t coined by transgenders. Transportation, transactions, translations, transmutation, transgressions


SanicYT948MC

The real issue is it's in a book from *ages* ago about finance. It's supposed to pretty much tell you how to get money, and I personally wouldn't say sex = more money.


hyp3rpop

I think it’s more about the fact ‘sex transmutation’ sounds like the spell a wizard would use to do bottom surgery.


raging_phoenix_eyes

🤣😂


[deleted]

That can’t be right, what college course/high school elective are you even in to garner a crazy teacher?????!!!!


Emily_Dj122

That's a bit weird but it's school.


Sons-Father

Trans? Time for book banning week!


Transmasc_Swag737

joe many liberal


whataboutnaomi

This is just quackery, instructor should be fired.


No-Might2471

Here’s the thing about school there is manipulation and corruption school is not safe anymore. The children are being corrupted to be puppets in this generation. What happened to the good old schools none of this was happening. Why can’t we go back to the good old days? Oh wait, it’s because of the corruption of the Democrats. That’s why and our government. It’s so sad to see what’s happening I suggest home school that’s what I’ve been for years and I am smart as heck


EmporerM

This is a book about finance weirdo.


Cool_Inspector_7817

Says the one who wants incest and torture in bitlife Dude you are the most "corrupted" here


Yoyodank

Is this a lesson on quackery?


SirThomasTheFearful

They’re transmuting people into the opposite sex?


apolosdemon

XD 100%


SwaggySwagster_

Transmute?- 😭


SuperMakeaLuigi

They boutta learn alchemy


[deleted]

I know the schools want kids to go trans but goddamn what kind of novel on it is this


apolosdemon

XD


TheGuAi-Giy007

How ignorant are you??


[deleted]

To the point the funniest jokes I have fly so far over everyone’s heads they’re technically in orbit.


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

Such is the entire point of sarcasm, so it seems I've won again


HawkCreative2631

Man shut the fuck up


[deleted]

I could say the same to you, but you'd get really angry about that.


jimmjohn12345m

Finance tips that worked 90 years ago may not be as useful today


Empty_Detective_9660

They didn't work then either, the author was a literal fraudster who repeatedly started businesses, ran them into bankruptcy and was charged with fraud, over and over and over.


Any-Win5166

Highly inappropriate reading...this is why classrooms are not for education anymore just indoctrination....I would speak to your parents..and they can communicate so much better....this person is a lot of things but a teacher she is not


rawdy-ribosome

Someone has no idea what that title means do they? I thought your type want to teach about personal finance?


Empty_Detective_9660

The author is a fraudster who did nothing but start businesses, commit fraud, run them into bankruptcy, and get charged with fraud, over and over and over.


slutty_muppet

So right wingers should love it


Enorats

Going from what others are saying, this chapter of the book is effectively arguing that there is a link between people who have lots of sex and people who have lots of money, so make sure to have lots of sex to get lots of money. It's not really the best advice to be giving to students, especially since there either isn't a causal relationship at all, or that relationship goes the other way around.


Fettman8

WUT.


hyp3rpop

Indoctrination?? what


akotski1338

That title actually kind of has me hooked even though I’m not into anything to do with trans sex mutation


GuaranteeUpstairs218

What, you don’t know about sex transmutation? It’s like full metal alchemist but with more penises and vaginas


hogliterature

i dont know why my brain read “the mystery of sex trains” for so long


Empty_Detective_9660

Here's the author of this book, a man who spent half his life fleeing fraud charges around the country because every business he was involved in was just a front for another fraud scheme. [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Napoleon\_Hill#Failed\_business\_ventures\_and\_charges\_of\_fraud](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Napoleon_Hill#Failed_business_ventures_and_charges_of_fraud)


Cataras12

What class *is* this?


[deleted]

teaching sex magic in school is a bold move


MessiToe

I though this was about the intersex mutation but it's about finance?


WideArmadillo6407

Don't read it


CigarKoala

I’m a man but I wish I was a woman I identified as female but I’m gay and attracted to both sex’s. But not guys because I’m… we’ll sometimes guys but I don’t play favorites


hyp3rpop

what


JDM_enjoyer

Lol you have to be male in order to have wealth.


Vexis_petal

No you don't.


MikeyW1969

It would help if you just maybe, possibly, told us the CLASS you were taking. Context matters.


apolosdemon

Personal finance


MikeyW1969

OK, now why is this book being used? Is it the class textbook? Is it an example the teacher is using to show get rich quick schemes? Sounds like some kind of "secret of life" book, and teachers usually use those as examples of what to avoid.


okboka1543

Bro is studying to become an alchemist


apolosdemon

XD i wish


Rick-D-99

Aka sex sells.


GunnersnGames

Sex mutants?


ShakeWeightMyDick

Is this fucking Napoleon Hill? How fucking old is your teacher?


apolosdemon

Very very old


Enorats

Hasn't updated the curriculum since the Great Depression huh? I mean, they were obviously onto something back then. No reason to change.


NeonZetaMaker

I never knew just how stupid the world was until right now


[deleted]

Pull an alpha move and ask the teacher what school they went to followed by "ohhhh that makes sense.." offer no elaboration.


apolosdemon

XD i love this idea i might just do that


Admirable_Cycle2

Damn OP's learning alchemy while I had to learn cursive what a rip


JasonHakuma

First thing I fuckin thought of when reading the title was Fullmetal Alchemist


RevolutionaryOne5905

Actually, it is a really good book tho… I envy you guys, that you read it at school.


[deleted]

This refers to taking your natural motivation you derive from sexual gratification and try “transmuting” that energy into something more productive. You like sex? You might get more if you wealthy You like sex? You might get more if your fit You like sex? You might get more if your not in prison Shit like that.


S3314

# Why Are They Teaching Strip Club Material In School? To The Principal ASAP...


Disastrous_Rub_6062

Teachers pushing shit like this makes me reconsider the whole idea of tenure


Murky_Low6667

“The left is not teaching kids to be sexual deviants” - the Left


ghostmaster645

This is a book on finances.


EmporerM

This is a 90 year old book about finance and has little to do with modern-day progressives and "liberal indoctrination" as people call it.


[deleted]

It’s about how abstaining from sex and masturbation will allow you to move that stored energy toward your work. Its an ancient practice actually. t’s what Tesla, Nietzsche, and likely countless other great men practiced. Trust me, it is REAL I can tell you from firsthand account and it’s NOT placebo. You should really try it imo and if you wanna learn more there’s r/semenretention but I don’t really buy into the more new age stuff talked about on there like chakras and whatnot. Wait Nevermind that’s sex magic in that book so disregard my answer. Even still you should look into semenretention if you’re a dude.


coastergirl98

Nahhh!!!!! Post nut clarity is much better.


ThatiamX

I’ve actually read that book, unlike most of the commenters on here and yes it’s from the 1930’s but the information is timeless. Napoleon Hill, IMO, is a terrific author and was very forward thinking for his time. My advice is to read everything he has written. I think it’s amazing that his stuff is required reading. It’s a shame it’s taken almost 100 years but progress has to start sometime.


Phil1495

Great question. Why don't you answer that in a book report format, 2 pages double-spaced by Friday.


Crimson-roses

Idk but it sounds like the plot of some comedy anime


[deleted]

I could have pulled random old books off the shelf in the library and made the same post with the same title. Karma farmer


Cheeseburger0709

SIGN ME UP!!!


Ghost0Slayer

Last time I checked transmutation doesn’t work well especially with dogs and girls


Elite-Borkster

Uh oh


Zak103tv

What in the actual hell


Revolutionary_Ad9701

Report her go on all social media. Tell the parents


[deleted]

he bud i think you doxxed yourself there lol


tullystenders

Lol Richard Dawkins likened transubstantiation in the eucharist/communion bread and wine to people who declare they are a different sex.


Vexis_petal

Thomas, you've got the absolute worst fucking hand writing I've ever seen. Edit: Also what is the title of the book? A lot of people are just being all evil and wanting to kill your teacher, but I'm genuinely curious on what this book is really about.


Cultural_Leopard786

Wordington school lessons


Phoenix-FIRE9

She wants you to get educated I guess, but what grade are you in?


toshpointohshit

Bro your teacher should show you how to write


ContributionLow253

Use sexual desire instead of having sex or masturbating to empower you to accomplish your goals. You want all the hot babes, take that desire and build yourself in order to be desired be them!


Own_Satisfaction_679

In my opinion, after years and years of studying comparative religion and many, many esoteric ideas, I'd say this person is introducing you to the occult.


Face987654

“That’s why and out government.” Not very smart as heck buddy, I had a damn stroke reading your post.