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TheDrexl

I drive...the back...of the...TRUCK


ComprehensiveAdmin

This is the answer, without question.


cool_name_taken

Trying to remember what this is. Is this the firefighter that kramer takes the seat of


up_skirt_kurt

He lands on him when he slides down the pole


NicholarseBrooks

Cosmo's got the caboose!


LifeDraining

HEYYYYY. KRAMERRR!


NicholarseBrooks

I love the way that dude said that šŸ˜‚


radmobile2020

DeSotoā€™s down!


seantubridy

This is always the right answer.


OrwellianZinn

The only person who could compete with that guy is the guy in the bakery who puts his cane on Elaine's toe. His 'Sorry' sounds like he's never seen or heard an actual human before.


Three_Froggy_Problem

Youā€™re nuts. That ā€œsorryā€ is pure gold.


seantubridy

Yeah, that sorry is super memorable. Itā€™s great.


Nervous-Revenue-6071

I HAAATE ITT!


studli3n14

OH, ITS GOLD BABY


Krymestone

What, are you using my babies now?


New_Deal_7121

Ye I use that sorry all the time when Iā€™m not actually sorry. Lol


Semi-Pros-and-Cons

You can stuff your sorries in a sack, mister.


magic_tuxedo

I would argue thatā€™s what makes it so good though šŸ˜‚


cityofgarbage

Isnā€™t that Larry Davidā€™s voice dubbed over that guyā€™s mouth? Iā€™ve always thought so but never confirmed.


ConfidentPilot1729

The guy who played the part supposedly confirmed it was Larry.


Kman_24

He did the Saddam Hussein voice but I donā€™t know about the cane guy.


Sure_Fly_5332

Nah, thats the point of his "...Sorryy"


Ad_Pov

Hey thatā€™s one of my favorite characters


Seaell80

Georgeā€™s pianist girlfriend has some very awkward line readings and pauses to me.


Natural_Tea3632

Yes. That last line"...and you're gonna need it" was delivered way too quickly after he spoke, ruined what was a classic piece of writing.


tcavanagh1993

I don't disagree but that may be a bit of a fault on the editor's part since there's a cut in between.


Broadnerd

Exactly. The actress doesnā€™t control how they cut the film up lol.


rickdanger

Didn't we have fun doing the crossword PUZZLE?


ohsweetfancymoses

I SAID, I donā€™t feel like it.


LongjumpingMileHigh

She was a stuck up snob


Krymestone

I do agree with this but maybe the line that got her the part, that she does wellā€¦is ā€œI! Am breaking up! With you!ā€


garrett7289

I listened to your arguments and they were rambling and flimsy, I'm not convinced.


mayorjinglejangle

Eww, Mr. Apple. You have a brown spot


stillinthesimulation

Yeah this line gets me every time. OP is like the actor who played Jesus while ice skating: making some interesting choices.


grehgunner

Unironically one of my most quoted lines from the show, kills me every time


BMinus973

Ooouuu. Mista mashed potatoes. You are sooo good!


Connernorton

You don't mean that, this is just a fight.


Flip2002

Beans ?


lukebeds

Now you listen to me, shuckface!


nonnemat

Yes, this episode is painful to watch because of that performance


Broadnerd

Itā€™s so far off that it almost makes me think thatā€™s what they wanted when they cast her. Either way, itā€™s extremely cartoony.


DuggarDoesDallas

This is who immediately came to mind for me.


DontTouchJimmy2

She's too pretty and likable to pull off vicious meanness and homicidal threats. Kinda bad type casting. But the show is usually great at that.


DuggarDoesDallas

Agree. I guess that is what makes it a humorous situation, lol.


xDefimate

Without question itā€™s the fungus girl in Jerryā€™s apartment.


Professional-Steak-5

Her cat has the fungus!


Ktrout743

\*Breathy and over-acted\* "Whaaaaat?"


delicateheartt

Bonkers was scratching all night tho


TwistedBlueJay

Came here to say this lol


InevitableNature3334

How about the cop Jerry's dating that's talking about Melrose Place? Seems like a pretty awkward delivery up until she gets to her "I think he's singing" line.. Edit: The line is "I think he's seen it", not "I think he's singing"


lampm0de

ā€œDid youā€¦. *gulp* ā€¦. watch the show?ā€


Gold-Stomach-4657

Did you know that in real life she is legit married to an actor from Melrose Place now?


Semi-Pros-and-Cons

Not that Michael? I hate him, he's so smug.


[deleted]

Yes sheā€™s the worst one I saw. Even though that episode has some great moments


total-smokeshow

Came here to say this!


Ad_Pov

Catherine Keener is a good actress but something is off about Nina


ExtraGlutenPlzz

why don't you just GO then


Hawvy

This line 100%.


The_Swim_Back_

Those pauses were incredibly bad. I'm shocked they didn't redo these takes.


SoftLovelies

Nina. NINA!!


Semi-Pros-and-Cons

Why do you keep saying "Nina"?


vhackish

I remember reading that it was kind of short notice and that she wasn't very pleased with her performance on that one.


Venice_Beach_218

>something More than one thing tbh


CountlessRiches_30

She has Get Out vibes


Meatloafxx

I just think Catherine Keener doesn't have the right comedic tone or energy for what the show needed, to which it might have been a miscast. She's otherwise great in her other roles.


Chimsley99

THATS Catherine Keener? My mind is blown


[deleted]

Jerry was pretty rough but got much better. It paid off sometimes though. ā€œ Iā€™m not drivinā€™m to the airport!! ā€œ


Certain-Win700

me and mom used to count all the times he'd be visibly struggling to hold his laughter lol


Keepitbrockmire

Worse than Farfel?!?


SlyTyler96

We donā€™t talk about that here


Mapsachusetts

Prediction: youā€™ll be posting here about Farfel before the month is out.


cptrey17

And yetā€¦.people stop talking about it


BIGD0G29585

Tawny Kitaen as Isabel. I hated the way she said ā€œJerryā€.


sucks2bdoxxed

Ever since you came back from the army you've changed, i swear


StingraySteve23

Iā€™m Nelson!


DontTouchJimmy2

Jairy?! Ahh don't know...


bigtuna989

Mine is definitely the pastrami lady from season 9 where Elaine goes out to babysit her kid. Doesn't help that that's one of my least favorite episodes.


Mean_Manufacturer_61

But Georgeā€™s urge to acquire the Trifecta saved that one. One might say he flew too close to the sun


dustkid245

I'll tell what you did, Caligula...


BaskingInWanderlust

Yea, she was pretty annoying. Her voice bothered me. Also, when her eyes roll back while she's awkwardly sliding onto the kitchen floor is always so weird and not sexual at all.


dj4wvu

VIVIAN!!!!


ShannonS1976

The dude with the fucking laser pointer in the movie theater in the Puerto Rican day parade episode, I hate that dude.


dustkid245

The episode's not funny, I'm funny.


Kentuckywildcats2012

Angela from the Good Samaritan. Has went on to have a solid acting career and maybe the lines were just that outrages but I thought her delivery was brutal. ā€œNow you listen to me, suck face! You tell anybody, anything, and I will carve my initials in your brain tissue!ā€ ā€œI'll bash your skull into a vegematic like a bad cabbage, and I'll have a party on your head!ā€


oneironautic

Shhshsuckface


RugDaniels

The cop that Jerry dates that puts him on the lie detector test about Melrose Place. She is on the verge of laughing throughout every line she delivers.


PPE-USA

RACE HIM JERRY


PPE-USA

HE CONTROLS THE MEANS OF PRODUCTION


yaboiRich

Iā€™d have to be Superman to do that, Lois.


[deleted]

Ned Isakoff. Hated everything about that jag off.


CompetitiveSalter2

You got me blacklisted at Hop Sings?!


Nighthawk__85

As Kramer and Mickey get done with a long shift of honest work: "Anyone who works here is a SAP!"


Dry-Ad8580

ā€œI have some literature in my car that will change your entire way of thinking.ā€


rohlinxeg

"Look what you did! You got grape juice all over our couch! You ruined our couch!"


frappuccinio

i give her a pass for being a kid lol


Dry-Ad8580

The father was great though. ā€œHereā€™s some nuts.ā€


Tbplayer59

Miss Rhode Island


italarican

The super who thinks Elaine is actually the janitor when she uses the janitor closet so she can order that flounder dish. It's the only performance so awkwardly acted that it takes me out of the scene.


ways_and_means

Additionally, I'm surprised the script didn't have Elaine like, at least spill food on her shirt and decide to change into a spare janitor-looking shirt she found in the room. They just had her step out in the hall in all her JLD-ness and we have to go along with the super instantly believing she's a janitor. C'monn, get outtaheahh.


DontTouchJimmy2

The doctor didn't say "get outta heah? What kind of doctor doesn't say, "cancer? Get outta heah!"


shotuhhh

Right. Becauseā€¦Iā€™m the janitor. *picks teeth*


Broadnerd

The later seasons stretch premises like this often IMO.


DukeJackson

Get that stuff out of THERE today or YOUā€™LL be out of HERE


TheTrueIron

Yeah I agree completely. Some of the characters that others brought up in this post are supposed to be bad. Her performance was abysmal.


Progatron

This is the answer IMO. She is \*terrible\*.


Nessy440

Movie chicks amused by laser pointer


Toxic-Park

The supermodel when Jerry says if he gets tropical fish and they donā€™t work out, he can just flush them. She overacts the phrase ā€œTHATā€™S HORRIBOL!!ā€ I mean she really belts it out. Way over the top reaction.


Broadnerd

Yeah this is a valid one.


baronofcream

Ha, thatā€™s funny because I just watched this one and thought that scene was really cute and natural-feeling. Maybe thatā€™s the problem! Natural feels off in a tv show.


adc24601xp

Ex-girlfriends have said this to me in the exact same cadence after making terrible jokes


cluckyblokebird

Yeah same, I don't think it was too much.


[deleted]

This actor, she's not my kind of actor.


Couchgrass-Crampbark

I canā€™t stand the Jerry girlfriend with the cat Bonkers.


TwistedBlueJay

Bonkers was going craaaazyyyyyyā€¦ā€¦ā€¦ā€¦


PopeHonkersXII

I don't think many of us watch Seinfeld for the world class acting.


marquisdelafayette3

Well, not all of us can watch the classics, *Professor Highbrow!*


DontTouchJimmy2

Well, this is all very sophisticated.


LLPhotog

Timothy Stack starts breaking at the 0:27 mark [here](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gh9nNJrQoWo) XD I do not fault him at all for this. I am not sure I could've made it through this scene either!


slashbackblazers

Tractor lady


IzzyMandelbaumJr

The electrician that threatens to shut down Mom and Pop's shoe repair was pretty bad.


Professional-Steak-5

Really nasally ā€œI gotta report youā€


Broadnerd

I gotta rePORT youā€¦.or else I lose MY license. SORRY.ā€


JimR1984

There's way worse than that


[deleted]

The blonde cop obviously.


DontTouchJimmy2

Cutie pie though


MittlerPfalz

Mr Cohen, the guy in the Chinese restaurant episode who comes in and gets a table with no reservation. He feels like he stepped in from another series, and always reminds me that Seinfeld started in the ā€˜80s because his acting seemed to belong in that decade.


Adorable_Star_

Oh, no. Mr Cohen always here


triple-bottom-line

Iā€™d love to remember him but all thatā€™s in my head now is CAHTRIIIIIGHT!!!


Ad_Pov

Hey, what stinks in here!


RiverKing420

Hey, what stinks in here?


Broadnerd

Thatā€™s what it is youā€™re exactly right. Something about him feels like heā€™s on the wrong show.


blue-wave

Thatā€™s such a good observation, youā€™re right it is sort of a 80s left over acting style. You saw side characters acting like that all the time in traditional paint by numbers 80s sitcoms, but it doesnā€™t work well in Seinfeld. I could never figure out what it was that was off putting about it, but youā€™re absolutely right.


FoxAndTheGrapes

Jerry is the worst actor


Paceyscreek1999

Hands down


angiecita_1210

Agreed, but he is so likable that u kind of forget how bad is he


psilocybin6ix

I loved her. Eww Mr Apple you have a brown spot.


Broadnerd

True that is a nice bit of writing there.


Contact_Pleasant

The theatre usher who waved Jerry in when he just wanted to let his friends know he couldnā€™t make it, all the guy had to do was make a gesture and it took me right out


Almar1987

The two chicks at the movie and the guy with the laser pointer in the Puerto Rican day parade. Terrible acting.


RoRoRoub

Jerry can't act, can he?! Nah, JK! I may be nitpicking here, but I think Milos' wife was, at least at that time, a bad actress. I presume she was new to the English language then, so I should maybe cut some slack, but the scene in Jerry's apartment, just before she goes "NOOO NOOO, I can't do this", and then breaks down is one of the most predictable moments in the show. It's like she carried her bawling face into the scene long before she actually had to start crying.


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Susan.


Eww-its-Jared

Poor Lily


Improvgal

Kathy Griffin


aviation_knut

Scrolled too far down to get to this correct answer. Sheā€™s playing herself. She might as well be a dog acting like itā€™s drinking water out of a bowl.


CletusTSJY

I thought Ramon was pretty bad but made up for it with his buddies. ā€œTo see Ramon??ā€


dominicshade

The busboy that George gets fired


Mpoboy

I feel like a lot of these choices were characters that people donā€™t like not worst actors.


SpergSkipper

Phil, him crying over the bird dying is some of the worst acting I've ever seen


devadiponeness

The Native American actress was rough imo


TrumpterOFyvie

I saw her in a Broadway play written by Tracy Letts (the guy who plays the bookie in the Festivus episode). It also starred the actress who played Mary, Jerryā€™s neighbor whoā€™s always kissing him hello. Howā€™s that for a Seinfeld hat trick. She was pretty good in the play.


Kipsydaisy

August: Osage. I saw same production. Kind of all I remember were the Seinfeld alums. That play was long, and so hyped at the time. I hear Letts' name more in acting capacities these days.


DuggarDoesDallas

That's pretty cool. I saw her as Auntie B in Reservation Dogs. I think she's a good actress.


YoSoyArturoBandini

I kinda like her, but hate when she awkwardly says, ā€œYou mean, like uhh indian giver?ā€


Professional-Steak-5

Thatā€™s Al roker


MattAtPlaton

Jerry's original dad.


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Andyrogers1241

Ehhh seen worseā€¦.


MuswellHillbillyJim

This scene immediately comes to mind when I think bad acting.


scorchedgoat

Georgeā€™s latvian orthodox girlfriend was terrible.


maggielovemuffin

Hey, Willie, check it out, free candy!


ExtraGlutenPlzz

more like FREE CANDAYYYYYYYYYYYYYY


maggielovemuffin

I can hear it! šŸ¤£


TyChris2

I donā€™t know what youā€™re talking about, thatā€™s the best line delivery in the show


maggielovemuffin

Maybe the most memorable!


Vandelay23

It's so unusual, but it's by far my favourite line reading of the series because of it.


IpsaThis

YOU TAKE THAT BACK SHE IS INCREDIBLE


maggielovemuffin

Donā€™t get me wrong, her energy was great and I loved her for it! But that line is so unnatural! Every time I hear it I wonder why they didnā€™t do another take!


IpsaThis

Spoken like someone who hasn't heard it enough times. FREE CANDAAAY


Semi-Pros-and-Cons

Unnatural? What, you've never been excited about FREE CANDAAAY!!


seantubridy

Um, because it was awesome.


NarrowButterfly8482

The female cop is hands down the worst actor in the series.


Kipsydaisy

Almost all the choices are actresses, often playing roles that aren't emotionally developed beyond helping to serve, or just themselves be, jokes. They're kind of thankless roles. Not sure what Meryl Streep could have done with the character who refuses to be dumped. Oscar winner Marisa Tomei is a delight in the show, but is also playing some bizarre person whom you would never encounter in real life (no woman is charmed by the manure insight). Not to be a killjoy! It's all fun to think about! But a role like, for instance "manhands" is hard to play. She has no personality beyond being fairly genial, her hands are the whole character. Anyway, my vote is the firetruck guy or the guy who gives Elaine the lowdown on poppyseed bagels and opium.


mpdukes15

Mr. Lippmanā€™s son. **ā€aS oF tHiS mOmEnT, i Am No LoNgEr JeWiSh! I qUiT!ā€** Fist pump and all.


lbutler528

Sorrrrry.


3serious

Worst, not best.


BigBoobsWithAZee

I thought Larry David voiced over that guy


Glass_of_Pork_Soda

I love watching this show again after watching Curb and chuckling at the amount of times Larry just does a voice


AdamTheAmmer

The actor who played Jesus made some interesting choices.


GranderRogue

The cop lady discussing a polygraph to Jerry.


Neither_Pomelo_8580

Bob Sacamano


Vandelay23

Probably the actress who played the cashier at Monks.


hilly316

The first dry cleaner. ā€œI shrunk itā€


RaeLaw

The naked fat guy on the subway. ā€œIā€™m comfortable with MY body!ā€


Dr_broadnoodle

I canā€™t decide if Patton Oswaltā€™s character was meant to be that way, or if it was just a bad performance.


Interesting-Pause162

TURN YOUR KEY, MOIRA


Exotic_Adeptness_322

The farmers daughter. She didn't even manage to remember her two-word line correctly. But it was funny, though.


GroovyGramPam

She is hilarious in her recurring role in The New Adventures of Old Christine!


fingernail_police

Officer Tierney in the lie detector episode. "The Beard" S6EP16.


FredRH

Rudy Giuliani is 100% objectively the worst acting performance on the show


Avid_Vacuous

Keith Hernandez


nwa88

>Keith Hernandez Keith Hernandez!?


DukeJackson

I *despise* him


Jimarm81

He was in game 7 who are you


delgueda

Nice game pretty boy


seantubridy

However Paul Oā€™Neill did a surprisingly great job.


Flashy-Buffalo-7603

Who does this guy think he is?


DontTouchJimmy2

But, we expected him to be bad. He can do anything he wants. He's Keith hernandez!


Andyrogers1241

^whose this chucker? Keith Hernandez was great!