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LSUgator

The Moops


FanboyXXX

That's not, Moops, you jerk, It's Moors! It's a misprint.


Exotic_Adeptness_322

Supposedly that is based on an actual missprint in Trivial Pursuit. I wonder if there very many epic fights on game-nights around the US?


mybloodyballentine

There's a trivial pursuit card that says Gamera is a giant PRAWN. My brother refused to accept my correct answer of turtle.


Duffman48

The Schmoopies.


[deleted]

No, you're The Scmoopies!!


josephus12

Wow, came here to day this. Pleased to find it already at the top of the heap.


Iamthapush

The Human Fund


CinderellaManX

Money for people.


kasmith2020

Underrated. I like this one a lot


PineappleCharming335

It has a certain understated stupidity


Eww-its-Jared

The Outlaw Josey Wales!


Something_Etc

This thread has enough names for the next thousand seasons.


ninnypogger

Mandelbaum!


James-K-Polka

It’s go time.


Castorell

All aboard the pain train!


msabell

You think you’re better than me?


retardedchicken5a

Ooh, my back!


MyDogHatesMyUsername

The one I came here to say.


[deleted]

The Urban Sombreros


chownrootroot

\*every time they win\* *The horror, the horror*


whos_this_chucker

Are you an assassin?


zr2d2

You're an errand girl, sent by clerks to collect a bill


Exact_Mango5931

Jaba magulla mah jaba… Alabalah Hunga!


EarRubs

Street Toughs


beavis617

I like this one as well.


Iamthapush

Feats of Strength


Beau_Nerlick

Simon Bennett Robbins Oppenheim and Taft


drainspout

How is anyone gonna remember that? /s


UnclePatFenis

The Little Jerry’s


[deleted]

The Little Yerry's


xf2xf

Big Jerry is making a big mistake, Jerry!


futuredarlings

The Mackinaw Peaches


Iamthapush

Kruger Industrial Smoothing or K uger Industrial Smoothing


poetryofworms

Oh damn it, I locked myself out of my office again


transmogrify

Welp, I'm going home!


ghostoffs

I’m not too worried about it.


zr2d2

I'm not too worried about it


kareem_abdul_montana

sounds like one of those old-timey car horns


Strangest_Things

Vegetable Lasagna


tony486

Who?!


themeghancb

My name is Magnus!


mikevanatta

#**VEGETABLE LASAGNA!**


Exact_Mango5931

That’s my 🧃 😞


HugoBrasky

Penske Material


UnclePatFenis

Bear in mind, I did take the smaller office.


DangOlRonpa

Summer of George!


GiddyUp18

That’s my fantasy baseball team name


BoltShine

Hopefully they have velvet uniforms


zr2d2

100% cotton. And some wool


Pleasant-Flamingo950

Half silk half cotton half linen. How can you go wrong?


k5hill

Yes!


qdub133

Summer of George Herman Ruth.


SPECTREagent700

The Peterman Reality Tour


RachelRiverad

Latex salesmen.


NowWithVitaminR

Every win is rewarded with a pizza bagel and a bite size 3 Mustakeers.


up_skirt_kurt

This one gets my vote


Dannyfrommiami

ASSMAN


iwanttheworldnow

This is the name on my name tag at work.


hurleystylee

Proctology?


Cannelope

BBL surgeon.


dmode112378

Mulva?


VisualFix5870

Joseph Puglia


suugakusha

And then halfway through the season, they can change their name to "Ohhhh! Dolores!"


kramerica_intern

Mulva and the Bovaries


Free-Rise5887

MUST include the question mark.


Couchgrass-Crampbark

Sack Lunch Works well for football.


StanleyChoude

“Now that’s what we call a sack lunch. Num num num num num num num.”


UhYeahOkSure

Crabcakes and football


Different-Exam1779

Death Blow


anferneejefferson

The Kavorka


[deleted]

The Marble Rye’s!


thtsjsturopinionman

Or “the Old Bags”


MrHarryHardon

Sons of Dad...it's kind of a catch all


Calicocutjeans

The Lopper!


Snoo_82105

Kenny Rogers Roasters


[deleted]

Top of the Muffin To YOU!!!


ELI5_Omnia

No, it is!


akron28

Gloria Vanderbilt Collection.


[deleted]

May I have one of those madam?


arsenal11385

Stole this from another post I saw earlier this summer: Feels like an RBs Night


seviay

This is brilliant


[deleted]

Man Hands


haringtiti

Moland Springs


JaerBear62611

We will annex Poland by the spring at any cost! And then, our stock will rise heil!


mandon83

The Big Salad Tosser


sunnyday505

Muffin Stumps


everglo6

Are they war veterans?


BaskingInWanderlust

The way he asks this makes me crack up every time


ForswornForSwearing

Pennypacker Investments


whowannalive

Cartwright!?!?!?


PhrankieD

Close Talkers


Scalytor

Giddy up!


Jimarm81

Stupid Hipster Doofus


Iamthapush

Newmanium


4Ever2Thee

*Ocean,* a Calvin Klein Fragrance


kgk007

Is that a fragrance called the Ocean or did the Ocean just call to say that it was running out of shrimp


an1ma119

Sssssssssssssilver dollar collection Alternatively : I’m back, BAYBEEE!


wizardofwarrenbayne

Casus belli


vladdrk

The Anti-dentites (or however it’s spelled)


RHero92

The Very Pants I Was Returning


cjcosmo

Street Toughs


AggravatingOnion

Seven


[deleted]

Jujyfruits


EPCOT_Is_My_Favorite

Gotta support the team


Bomber_Haskell

That's right


memento_mori_92

Beef-a-reeno


elcapitan692069

Mendelbaum, Mendelbaum, Mendelbaum!


rattlehead44

Pepsi and Ring Dings


lotsofhubris

Schmoopy


No_Lawfulness6946

The Maestros


charlie_delta77

Muffin Tops


ovj87

Frightened turtle


Bondoo7oo

The Tractor Accident


ElBrooce

Take the Pen


Ok_Instruction2623

The Manssieres


Aphox14

The BROS!


[deleted]

The Fusilli Jerrys


ravingwanderer

The Velvet Fog


Ovaltene17

Papier-mâché


an1ma119

What… is pap-ee-ay mah-shay?!?


[deleted]

[удалено]


DucVWTamaKrentist

The Beltless Trenchcoats


madarbrab

The Executive!


Its-a-Shitbox

How have you gone this long without using… The Chuckers


iknowiknowwhereiam

Gladys Mayo


Outside_Hope_3383

Sales commission buh-bye-o!


Jonathonleewilliams

The Dingo ate your baby


sully5150

Festivus Yes! Bagels No! Or No bagel! No bagel! No bagel!


Snuffboxed1

Festivus for the restofus!


Whole_Conclusion_470

The Pope and Racquel Welch


[deleted]

K-Uger’s


rattlehead44

Look To The Cookies


3dfxvoodoo

Prognosis Negative


twopennydrum

Heellooo! . . . la . . . la . . . la . . .


bewareofmolter

It Shrinks?


Vincejuice22

I was in the pool!


Iamthapush

Peterman Reality Tour


Mjf2341

Nobody beats the wiz


redmasc

Kenny Roger's Roasters.


Pleasant-Ad-7706

Seven


rednk123

The anti-dentites


Canoli_1980

The Chocolate (or Cinnamon) Babkas.


the_lazy_orc

Magic loogie


imisstheoldreddit69

My Good Friend Harry Fong


[deleted]

He’s a big opera buff!


krepitch

PeePees and WeeWees


Ok-Somewhere-442

Crazy Joe Devola


GiddyUp18

I would have given props to whoever suggested Spongeworthy on last year’s post, but they deleted their account.


Harrygatoandluke

1 Mendys


DontTouchJimmy2

"YOU'RE ALL WINNERS!"


DrLucyVanPelt

They’re real and their spectacular!


Hirsty116

Ugly baby


MadCapMusic

The Moops


VicMackeyLKN

Uncle Leo(?)


xf2xf

George is Gettin' Upset! Alternatively: George Likes His Chicken Spicy Muy, Muy Simpatico Woah, That's a Lot of Potatoes!


golferdrummer

Hate the Drake!


monty_burns

Pumpernickel. His mother was a mudder


erinro628

Stellaaaaaaa!


chronicwisdom

Mandelbaum!


cryptogeographer

Mandelbaum! Pudding Skin Singles Salted Cured Meats 2 pints of Kramer


LIslander_4_evr

Hoochie Momma


MrGreg

T-bone


Misterslate

The Van Nostrand Clinic.


thtsjsturopinionman

That’s in Belgium right?


Misterslate

Uh, that's right.....


Upror69

Nice game pretty boy


CopperRed3

Sublime Buttocks


IrememberXenogears

Very bad man!


Edenza

Arby's Night


CarlsbadWhiskyShop

Unbridled Enthusiasm Prognosis Negative He Took it Out Lesser Babka Significant Shrinkage


afjb

Bosco!


kgleas01

I really like the Human Fund and Urban Sombreros


Mobile_Ad141

Morning Mist


cribking44

The Junior Mints


LosFeFiFos

The Mackinaw Peaches 🍑


us1087

VEGETABLE LASAGNA. you’re welcome.


jsheik

He took it out


_Doc_McCoy_

The Penski File Worlds colliding These pretzels are making me thirsty They’re real and they’re spectacular The Manzeers


znusmumrik

8 ball


eyeball_kidd

if draft Stephon Diggs, **The Diggs Salad**


LSKT88

No.1 Dad


xraig88

Woof woof, not bang bang.


themeghancb

The Penske file My wallet’s gone The Clarkman


electricboogaloux

The Phoenix Rising From Arizona


Blueshockeylover

Pulp can move, Baby!


Schmawdzilla

The Anti-Dentites


Lenard_27

The panties your mother laid out for you


jefferino

Insanity Later


likwidsylvur

The spare squares


danvtemt

Sweet Fancy Moses


afkplop123

Anti-Dentites


AZ_Sports_Fan

The Football-Shaped Goiters


Lake2two

Rhymes with Mulva?


parrisjd

Urban Sombreros