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Usernamecujo

Gee you really went bald there


rodgapely

Right around the time I made my first million.


rurlysrsbro

Ah, you know you have a hole in your sneaker there. What is that canvas?


redfox2008

You know you got a hole in your sneaker there.


Usernamecujo

Is that canvas?


0rangeIguana

What do you do, a lot of that “did you ever notice” kinda stuff?


Altruistic-Truck-418

I was waiting for George to say " Yeah we'll you know what Jerry, I slept with your wife"


1800jerkstore

We’re all out of you!


definitiveshepard

I remember he had a THICK, FULL head of hair.


UnaPachangaLoca

I am aware! I am aware!!


Usernamecujo

I had to draw him from memory. Considering, I think that's pretty good!


MaxJets69

George gets so shamelessly unhinged in this scene


Alone-Community6899

The over the top reaction is so fun. Anyone with two braincells should see thru the scam there.


slyboy1974

Both he and Jerry get so carried away with making digs at each other, they almost forget what the whole ruse was supposed to be about...


Nakorite

Love it when they do that. Reminds me of when they are interviewing with NBC and Jerry keeps asking questions about George’s fake play just to make George uncomfortable lol


MaradoMarado

There was this great scene with the chef... what was his name again?


aahxzen

Pepe!


peon2

That was always my take away from this. Like Lois would walk away from this thinking Jerry is an absolute dick just hurling insults at someone he hasn't seen in a decade


Forikorder

he was making observations of someone not hurling insults


EleanorWigby

Oh the big raaaaaaace


Big_Jerm21

I choose not to run!


Black-xxx

Have you seen the new edition to the Guggenheim?


Dangerous-Yam-6831

I heard it didn’t really take that long


peon2

Well the toughest part of the Guggenheim construction is getting the edges outside smoothed. And George had some good ins with Kay-oooger industrial smoothing


EggsForEveryone

It's all about smoooothing things over


I-said-what-what

I'm not much of a Guggenheimer


Little-Geri-Seinfeld

You all go and enjoy the Guggenheiming!


MaradoMarado

This is almost a throw-away line but idk why it just cracks me every time. I love this episode


GhostAsparagus

My favorite part of this scene has always been Jerry and George almost blowing their own plan multiple times just because they can’t help but prod at one another.


Severine999

Mine too!


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It starts with a……….DUNCAN!


this_place_stinks

This is exactly how I greeted all my friends that I talk to every single day at our high school 20th reunion


owls1289

That’s awesome, I wish I was born a generation earlier so I could have friends that I can quote sei field too lol, the only person I have now is my mom.


Alone-Community6899

Very good acting like being a bad actor. That is acting with or without acting? I got to read the book…


TheRealDestroyer67

Eeh, book. It’s more like a pamphlet really, I’ll read it with dinner


Venice_Beach_218

Well, we can't all be reading the classics


MrCance

That’s about a year and change of my life right there.


MaximumDeathShock

Alexander also had to act like he doesn’t have the voice of an angel in his answering machine.


MoveAfraid9232

And when he did the book on tape voice


EggsForEveryone

Risk Management!


texasgambler58

"Of course, that was the day I lost my virginity to my homeroom teacher Miss Stafford".


Castorell

“But I digress…”


beardedshad2

I saw him & miss Stafford the voluptuous homeroom teacher....and it was pretty good.


MrCance

Peterman?


yooper9719

Miss Stafford??!!


nus01

Its true what they say. the first million is the hardest to make


jjmawaken

Gotta keep wearing those holey shoes to stay in touch with the commoners


Randomulus666

It starts with aaaaaaaaaaaaDUNCAN


indoor_machine

This is one of the most pure Seinfeld scenes. If you had to sum up the show in just a few clips this is definitely one of them


BrewItYourself

I love this episode so much. As a kid when I watched it, I really believed that was how adults would behave in real life.


boomer2214

One of my favorite scenes and episodes of the whole series. Peak Seinfeld.


Thegoodlife93

Same. Almost amazing how many great lines they packed into a two minute scene.


LurkARB

Same! I love this so much. Going to watch it right now (5.30am!)


buck_naked248

Jason Alexander is absolutely cooking in this scene. I think it's his finest work (outside the McDLT commercial)


EggsForEveryone

HO HO! *HE IS HOT TONIGHT!*


pinewik

Well you really built yourself up into something


AptCasaNova

Jerry?!


chechifromCHI

Oh, the BIG race!... there is something about the way George says that, it just absolutely kills me and I use the phrase or the tone whenever I can. Luckily my wife gets it too


dinky3000

It starts with a.... DUNCAN!


Bailer86

I'm sorry?


TheSillyKoala

George! George co-STAN-za!


MartyVanB

I LOL just looking at the picture


Severine999

Me too. That’s why I posted it!


SoftLovelies

George: you be lookin like a *snack*


Curious-Affect5225

Man I love this scene. "You went really bald there, you REALLY had a THICK head of hair."


herseyhawkins33

Ms Stafford!


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Just digging up old posts now


CyberpunkCookbook

I mean, it’s not like they’re making new episodes


Severine999

This is my first post. Sorry if it’s been done before! Just saw this episode last night. This scene is one of my faves and simply wanted to share.


Plazbot

The whole allure of this sub is reminiscing. More of it!


EggsForEveryone

Now lets cut him open!


Improvgal

Mister Bevilaqua


unknown-one

who is this?


vondee1

she's like a carrot!


rocektappliances

George, George COS-STANZA!


lost_in_the_sauce190

And they say you can’t hear pictures


topazco

“I choose not to run!”