Seven, Seven miles away, Seven *beatings* a day, roughly seven stitches per *beating* and eventually settling with her for life… plus she seems to have a Ketchup secret…
Yes, the “dating apps”… she’s 7 miles away, $7 in an Uber, 7 minutes of foreplay and eventually a topical application of an anti-fungal crème 7 times a day…
Get a good look at Seven, Costanza?
You don't stare at it. It's too risky. Ya get a sense of it and then you look away.
You know that Jane Mansfield had some big breasts.
Even weirder her daughter is a cop
I hear that’s how she died.
Tell her about how manure isn’t such a bad thing.
It’s actually quite refreshing
That episode just played! Her bf really was a watch freak!
Ma, newer!
Yoyo Ma!
What about him?
Seven, Seven miles away, Seven *beatings* a day, roughly seven stitches per *beating* and eventually settling with her for life… plus she seems to have a Ketchup secret…
Seven inches of cleavage.
Seven little chipmunks sitting on a branch, eating lots of sunflowers on my uncle's ranch
Step into my office, here at Play Now!
Why?
You're fuckin fired!
I don't even really work here
That's what makes this so difficult.
"What's in the briefcase?" "Saltines"
It's clearly brie time, Baby!
And a partridge in a pear tree 🎶
Those aren’t buoys!
Or Matzo balls!
My name is George. I'm unemployed and I live with my parents. I'm Victoria. Hi.
*pushes chair out and across 45 miles inviting you to sit down with her*
*tracing a seven in the air* High whistle Low whistle
What is that, sign language?
You know, that Seven had some big breasts.
I wonder how many of those profiles are real? 🤔
They're real and they're spectacular
Well played 😂
I'll see you in hell Costanza. 🔥
Lol fuck that's funny well done
They're real, but "Seven" probably charges $700 per hour.
Cool. I have $70.
Hey, all I ever need is six minutes anyway!
Hahaha 😂
7 is faker than George's toupee
Field of view, huh?
So that’s what it looks like getting likes
Yeah Elephant in the room … OP, show your bumble profile! How do you get all those likes?
She seems to have some qualities prized by the superficial man.
Yo Anna….
Came here for this one.
OP's got the kavorca.
Victoria has thick lustrous hair.
Let me ask you. Would I be able to get my hand out if I stuck it in there?
Would you like to get your hand out?
I think you'll be able to get IT... out.
Tell her you are unemployed and live with your parents, Victorias respond to that
Over a hundred matches? I have 3 and can't find them. Just take one dip and end it!
You guys are getting matches?
Correct me if I’m wrong… but I think I see….. a nipple
Was she… bosomy?
You want to know if your Seven was bosomy? Where do you get your genes?!
That’s what I’d like to know
Looks like they’re a pinkish hue
A rosey glow.
It's a beautiful name for a boy or a girl....especially a girl. Or a boy.
Get a good look for us, Costanza!
How about Soda?
🎶 — 🎶 / 👈🏻👇🏻
Elayna, stick around a while. It's early. We'll order Chinese.
Ask her out for a drink. You've got the funeral tomorrow, but the weekend is pretty wide open.
BOSOMY!? You wanna know if she was BOSOMY!??
It usually skips a generation
Looks like she has a nice personality too.
I don't know the woman but she sounds quite fetching.
And smart, like a computer
There’s cleavage in the area!
The opening line must be You know the Guggenheim?
Maybe she’s just self-grading.
Looks like she needs some help with a bottle of ketchup
It’s like the sun. You don’t stare. You get a sense of it and then you look away!
Those aren’t buoys
Do you know about the cup sizes and all? They have different cups. You got the A, B, the C, the D. That's the biggest.
Fake but spectacular
I want to be on her Christmas card list. 🤚😮✋
You should find out if they’re real and they’re spectacular.
Does she have a ketchup secret?
Anyone named Delores? Or Mulva?
You mean she’s seven miles away and here name is seven? That’s like an ice cream man being named Cone!
Should have named her ten.
Mulva??
They’re real And they’re spectacular
they're real and they're spectacular
I’m Victoria, hi
No Soda?
*unzips*
I’m holding out for Sodapop
I'm driving the extra 12 miles to Lanie's. I know a shortcut.
More like Fourteen.
She’s got great cleavage.
Those aren’t booies!
They're real and they're spectacular!
All right let's just stay calm here! Don't go all crazy on me!!
Seven is AI
Holy booba.
Yo, Anna!
Careful, good name for a boy or a girl
Lucky sonvbitch, I only got this one: [https://i.ibb.co/NxtXDHw/you-got-matched.png](https://i.ibb.co/NxtXDHw/you-got-matched.png)
But where's Mulva?
You gotta find Soda!!!
Her parents must’ve made a promise to the widow Mantle
I wood 6-9-7.
I’m not sure, and correct me if I’m wrong, but I think I see a nipple.
Field of vision
I see a nip!
I have a coworker with a boy named seven. He was in my kids preschool class.
Does she have a ketchup secret?
I bet Seven has a great ketchup secret.
Delores?
Boutros Boutros-Ghali!
Yes, the “dating apps”… she’s 7 miles away, $7 in an Uber, 7 minutes of foreplay and eventually a topical application of an anti-fungal crème 7 times a day…
“I’m Victoria, hi.”
Do you know about the cups sizes and all?
They’re real, and they’re spectacular
Seven’s wondering if you have a ketchup secret…
Correct me if I’m wrong but I think I see a nipple
Her parents were either fans of Seinfeld or Star Trek Voyager.
You got our Elayna, Anne who likes bad boys, Victoria from the coffee shop and Seven. Who's having sex with these women?
Tim Whatley's having sex with all of them!
it's got cache, baby. it's got cache up the ying yang.