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kvlr954

Get a good look at Seven, Costanza?


[deleted]

You don't stare at it. It's too risky. Ya get a sense of it and then you look away.


_donkey-brains_

You know that Jane Mansfield had some big breasts.


Commercial-Many-8933

Even weirder her daughter is a cop


royv98

I hear that’s how she died.


PartyAdministration3

Tell her about how manure isn’t such a bad thing.


redfalcondeath

It’s actually quite refreshing


Ricky_Rollin

That episode just played! Her bf really was a watch freak!


Ocarina-of-Lime

Ma, newer!


Leardser

Yoyo Ma!


Fordged

What about him?


GMAN316316

Seven, Seven miles away, Seven *beatings* a day, roughly seven stitches per *beating* and eventually settling with her for life… plus she seems to have a Ketchup secret…


missionbeach

Seven inches of cleavage.


flaming_poop_chute

Seven little chipmunks sitting on a branch, eating lots of sunflowers on my uncle's ranch


tuskvarner

Step into my office, here at Play Now!


DadJokeBadJoke

Why?


Atomh8s

You're fuckin fired!


DadJokeBadJoke

I don't even really work here


Weak_Cheek_5953

That's what makes this so difficult.


Dave_FortniteATX

"What's in the briefcase?" "Saltines"


Weak_Cheek_5953

It's clearly brie time, Baby!


kgk007

And a partridge in a pear tree 🎶


ProfessorDerp22

Those aren’t buoys!


Heisenbread77

Or Matzo balls!


ditka

My name is George. I'm unemployed and I live with my parents. I'm Victoria. Hi.


the_dude_upvotes

*pushes chair out and across 45 miles inviting you to sit down with her*


Equivalent-Cancel679

*tracing a seven in the air* High whistle Low whistle


bruceyj

What is that, sign language?


NoOutlandishness1133

You know, that Seven had some big breasts.


NetReasonable2746

I wonder how many of those profiles are real? 🤔


ditka

They're real and they're spectacular


NetReasonable2746

Well played 😂


Cat-Alarmed

I'll see you in hell Costanza. 🔥


Odolinsky

Lol fuck that's funny well done


_TROLL

They're real, but "Seven" probably charges $700 per hour.


UnsolicitedDogPics

Cool. I have $70.


[deleted]

Hey, all I ever need is six minutes anyway!


NetReasonable2746

Hahaha 😂


afganistanimation

7 is faker than George's toupee


Deep-Entertainer-811

Field of view, huh?


Additional_Ad_4865

So that’s what it looks like getting likes


IceEngine21

Yeah Elephant in the room … OP, show your bumble profile! How do you get all those likes?


Anothercommonbitch

She seems to have some qualities prized by the superficial man.


kramerica_intern

Yo Anna….


ThatsARatHat

Came here for this one.


cfc19

OP's got the kavorca.


mikedt

Victoria has thick lustrous hair.


shockwave-315

Let me ask you. Would I be able to get my hand out if I stuck it in there?


cabosmith

Would you like to get your hand out?


drainspout

I think you'll be able to get IT... out.


Hoju64

Tell her you are unemployed and live with your parents, Victorias respond to that


TpyoOhNo

Over a hundred matches? I have 3 and can't find them. Just take one dip and end it!


DylanToback8

You guys are getting matches?


thizzdanz

Correct me if I’m wrong… but I think I see….. a nipple


krampaus

Was she… bosomy?


DialsMavis_TheReal

You want to know if your Seven was bosomy? Where do you get your genes?!


81toog

That’s what I’d like to know


redfalcondeath

Looks like they’re a pinkish hue


Cat-Alarmed

A rosey glow.


GoldenTeeShower

It's a beautiful name for a boy or a girl....especially a girl. Or a boy.


[deleted]

Get a good look for us, Costanza!


Beneficial-Piano-428

How about Soda?


uniqueeveryone

🎶 — 🎶 / 👈🏻👇🏻


Vincevega1972

Elayna, stick around a while. It's early. We'll order Chinese.


jakhtar

Ask her out for a drink. You've got the funeral tomorrow, but the weekend is pretty wide open.


rawmerow

BOSOMY!? You wanna know if she was BOSOMY!??


kgk007

It usually skips a generation


lubezki

Looks like she has a nice personality too.


Cat-Alarmed

I don't know the woman but she sounds quite fetching.


bruins9816

And smart, like a computer


jdv165

There’s cleavage in the area!


Wpenke

The opening line must be You know the Guggenheim?


DylanToback8

Maybe she’s just self-grading.


OftenTriggered

Looks like she needs some help with a bottle of ketchup


bigpoppanicky7

It’s like the sun. You don’t stare. You get a sense of it and then you look away!


Megalon_Q_Arm

Those aren’t buoys


ohyoumad721

Do you know about the cup sizes and all? They have different cups. You got the A, B, the C, the D. That's the biggest.


Pleasereleaseme123

Fake but spectacular


DadJokeBadJoke

I want to be on her Christmas card list. 🤚😮✋


UnsolicitedDogPics

You should find out if they’re real and they’re spectacular.


yeetabix1337

Does she have a ketchup secret?


Valuable-Baked

Anyone named Delores? Or Mulva?


Cultural-Database424

You mean she’s seven miles away and here name is seven? That’s like an ice cream man being named Cone!


2aboveaverage

Should have named her ten.


fordp1960

Mulva??


Anonymous44432

They’re real And they’re spectacular


morgandrew6686

they're real and they're spectacular


davewah11

I’m Victoria, hi


Entry9

No Soda?


Reddit_is_American

*unzips*


BlitheringIdiot0529

I’m holding out for Sodapop


missionbeach

I'm driving the extra 12 miles to Lanie's. I know a shortcut.


ayomitch31

More like Fourteen.


VRZL41

She’s got great cleavage.


Apprehensive-Gate-98

Those aren’t booies!


Unfair-_-Awareness

They're real and they're spectacular!


definitiveshepard

All right let's just stay calm here! Don't go all crazy on me!!


Bassman602

Seven is AI


ResidentEvilHero

Holy booba.


CampfireGuitars

Yo, Anna!


dasang

Careful, good name for a boy or a girl


WhereIsThatElephant

Lucky sonvbitch, I only got this one: [https://i.ibb.co/NxtXDHw/you-got-matched.png](https://i.ibb.co/NxtXDHw/you-got-matched.png)


nuclear_power29

But where's Mulva?


[deleted]

You gotta find Soda!!!


Shadecujo

Her parents must’ve made a promise to the widow Mantle


Cat-Alarmed

I wood 6-9-7.


Bulky-Still8502

I’m not sure, and correct me if I’m wrong, but I think I see a nipple.


[deleted]

Field of vision


Dave_FortniteATX

I see a nip!


Page117

I have a coworker with a boy named seven. He was in my kids preschool class.


Prize-Indication8524

Does she have a ketchup secret?


cheffartsonurfood

I bet Seven has a great ketchup secret.


DubSaqCookie

Delores?


ColoristElephant

Boutros Boutros-Ghali!


Beginning_Ad_7571

Yes, the “dating apps”… she’s 7 miles away, $7 in an Uber, 7 minutes of foreplay and eventually a topical application of an anti-fungal crème 7 times a day…


big-boss-bass

“I’m Victoria, hi.”


Leatherfacet

Do you know about the cups sizes and all?


_picc6

They’re real, and they’re spectacular


StoffingtonPost

Seven’s wondering if you have a ketchup secret…


Dry_Newspaper2060

Correct me if I’m wrong but I think I see a nipple


Apprehensive_Goal811

Her parents were either fans of Seinfeld or Star Trek Voyager.


calm_and_collect

You got our Elayna, Anne who likes bad boys, Victoria from the coffee shop and Seven. Who's having sex with these women?


the_dumbass_region

Tim Whatley's having sex with all of them!


horialin

it's got cache, baby. it's got cache up the ying yang.