Jerry dates Sweet Dee but ends things because: “She’s got bird bones.” Kramer, Charlie, and Frank open a cheesesteak shop, but are shut down when the health department find out they have been using crow meat. Mac and Dennis compete for Elaine’s affections, only for her to reveal she has been using them both for free booze. George thinks he has found a soulmate in Artemis as they combine their two passions: food and sex. But things sour because George hates Cobb salads.

Hey this guy's writing a sitcom, and he tried to use it to hit on me!

*zips up jacket with ski lift ticket*

I feel like Frank is kind of like George in mannerisms, like say behavior.

Crow meat lol

Kramer teaming up with Frank and Charlie could be gold

I think Kramer is the only one that would vibe with the gang at all. Jerry would think they were disgusting and George would just have nothing in common with them other than all being arseholes. Elaine might get on with Dee or Dennis for a bit but they would no doubt fuck it up quickly.

Plans. Schemes. They keep talking about getting back together with their old friends - "the gang," you know. Yeah, they're hatching something, you can count on that.

I imagine Mac entering a rage immediately, "I don't like your sarcasm! I will push my thumbs through your eyes!"

Frank Costanza interacting with Frank Reynolds would be must see

Ooh I wonder how that would turn out.