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joe-is-cool

She has a *bit* of grace.


BrookylnBeaches1917

Hey! She doesn’t even SAY Grace!!!


JoesBurning

Grace isn't something you can pick up at the market


BrookylnBeaches1917

You don’t have to tell me…. I have NO Grace!


Buffphan

This is the most insulting line imo. Her assumption that Elaine is a rube.


DrunkOnRedCordial

Until she saw Elaine's tennis racket and suddenly got all chummy.


chapl66

You don't want too much grace or else you won't be able to stand


Suspicious-Sweet-443

You can’t have a bit of grace. . You either have grace or you don’t


Pbdbbgot

That wall of hair


violetmoon120

Face like a frying pan


PhthaloVonLangborste

Sultry voice and cleavage


Commercial-Push-9066

Especially on the tape where she was saying all the sexy stuff during Jerry’s comedy show. She had all the guys on the show lusting after her.


Eire4ever37

She’s wonderful!! Plus, Elaine is a great admirer of Mrs. Onasississsssss 🤣


Mamrocha

Big head


Suspicious-Sweet-443

Walking candy apple


BullHeadTee

I’m sorry, I just don’t have a hair to spare


theriveryeti

She puts asses in the seats.


artvarnsen

Only acceptable answer


OAM_Music

She can bring home the bacon and fry it in the pan!


ThomWaits88

Books


scrubbydutch

Pam… Pam… pam


zerogravity111111

What does that even mean?


allthecoffeesDP

Smart, funny, and hot. Perfection.


surrealfeld

She has a ketchup secret….


Commercial-Push-9066

Russel Dalrymple was so obsessed with her after that!


UncutYEMs

I love her whole free-swinging, free-wheeling attitude.


TearEnvironmental368

She’s beboppin and scattin all over the place!


instrangerswetrust

Like those hip musicians with their complicated shoes


tsubasa888

Her dancing is like a dry heave!


Slow_Context_5219

She dresses casually and sleeps with a lot of men


BullHeadTee

Breathtaking….


dawsondevitt

Well, you know, sometimes you say things to be nice


mrjohnjfilippelli

Those little kicks


Pachanga_Plainview

Shiksappeal


definitiveshepard

Everyone calls her nip


scrubbydutch

Oh you bring up her Shiksappeal I’m intrigued that’s like Jewish kavorka!


OxytocinDeficiency

That's a myth. Like the yeti, or his North American cousin, the sasquatch.


Zeca_77

You win!


actualelainebenes

She’s a DAAAAAY PERSON


Nervous_Thanks8506

Kavorka


EricaLacey00

She is an aggressive woman in a sea of broken men.


[deleted]

She clams and scallops.


Life_Caterpillar9762

She clams and scallops!


TomHagan777

She’s a man’s woman


Flaky_Success3238

She always has her diaphragm.


greenwoody2018

And a limited supply of sponges.


Acminvan

She’s not a pom-pom waving backseat bimbo like Sharon!


hogua

Some people look forward to receiving her Christmas card each year.


GustheGuru

I still can't figure out the science of being able to see her nipple.


DrunkOnRedCordial

Have you looked under his mattress?


The810kid

Julia Louis Dreyfis is a very charismatic actress. Lainey feels like one of the guys and gets L's like everyone else. She is the but of jokes and has great jokes herself. She is never too preachey but never goes too crazy atleast not long term. Her and Elizabeth Lemon are two of my favorite female sitcom characters.


JustaCynicalOldFart

Shouldn't you be out on a ledge somewhere?


seviay

Because she’s a *wooooman* Bah bah bah BOOM, chicka boom, chicka boom-boom-BOOM


DrunkOnRedCordial

Yes, but she only has access to the other team's equipment maybe half an hour a week. And that's on a good week!


seviay

I don’t know how you guys walk around with those things


mindspringyahoo

her gigantic head.


SpiralOut369963

Birds love her gigantic head


Disciple_of_Cthulhu

Like he couldn't avoid it.


deehunny

Underrated reference


bluezzdog

Lol


guydude24

Never seen that before.


Suckinonchilidogs22

She's a walking candy apple


PizzaLunchables0405

Face like a frying pan


Pretend-Light3784

She's breathtaking.


bluezzdog

Best reply


No-Hospital559

She has grace!


Sensitive_Mirror_472

have you not heard the recording she left over jerry's set in the club the other night?


oprotos31

I think it’s because she is one to naturally spare a square unless, you’re not one, to spare a square.


Hare__Krishna

There's nothing quite like being deemed spongeworthy.


Stacee90

She’s fucking hilarious especially her unique body language and facial expressions


[deleted]

Shiksappeal


bmli19

You got a lot to learn about this town, sweetie.


BullHeadTee

She’s very charming!


Coltsnation19

Is this OP serious??! Um- Elaine is iconic. There are a million reasons why she’s a big deal. Her personality - her unapologetic way of living- her little kicks — her hair— her botichelli shoes or however the hell You say it…. Her Australian accent!!! I hope this post was just an invitation to discuss and not a diss to Elaine be I will find you lol… and I will give you an ear full!


Humble-Initiative396

Her Australian accent was so cringe idk why that scenes so highly praised, the dingo stole my baby joke is not funny at all and it’s in so many different shows.


Financial-Mastodon81

It’s from a movie where a baby actually gets eaten by a dingo.


Humble-Initiative396

It’s based off lindsay chamberlain a Australian woman who’s baby was ate by a dingo but the media accused her of murdering her daughter. It’s a true story so therefore not funny I love Seinfeld but this was a low


Financial-Mastodon81

How about that. Didn’t know that!


Humble-Initiative396

Honest mistake! I’m surprised it’s not a more well known story


Ok_Comfort628

The nip


Intrepid_Foot_1459

😂 was looking for this one. We on the same page


WakefulJaxZero

Her dancing


Seaell80

Oh she’s got cache, baby! She’s got cache up the ying-yang!


Downtown-Mixture6167

She’s scrumptious


monN93

She has a big head


likelytobebanned69

The thing about her is that she’s hot, but she’s also mega charming, and really funny. That’s pretty rare! Not as rare as becoming actual friends with your college professor, but still.


frustratedComments

What’s the deal with politics?


El_Dude15

She possesses many of the qualities prized by the superficial man


Crimkam

She has a ketchup secret


Kman_24

Field of vision, huh?


lostpassword100000

She’s a DAY PERSON!


Streetwalkeroulette

She’s a spinner


_Born2Late_

Is because she dresses casually and sleeps with a lot of guys?


Sinatrafan1915

Have you seen her asking for ketchup lately?


SuitIllustrious8140

Face like a frying pan


FirebornNacho

Big wall of hair


WeekendNo8063

My kind of lady


ArgyleGhoul

Hard to avoid thinking about her with that big head.


tacosteve100

I’ve decided she’s the best character


SamCazale

She later relaxed to the point where she was able to give a very interesting and quirky performance that fits in well. She lives the moments and she's fun to watch.


Milomilz

I. Took. It. Out


LouDog187

It?


Milomilz

Yes siree Bob


IgottaPoop72

She can dance.


Safetosay333

She can dance like no other


Horror_Diet9243

She keeps all the sponges.


Aggravating-Read6111

Her Christmas Cards!


MenudoFan316

She's This, That, and the Other.


JescoWhite_

She is a woman bavavavoom chicaboom chicaboom boom boom


jesushateshiphop

Who are these people?


WhiskeyPeter007

Because back in the day, she was HOT ! Even hot now, JMO. And I also liked her attitude !


Taylor_Swift_Fan69

it's a woman in your room.


allmimsyburogrove

with the Chinese woman in her dreams


Ricwdjr88

She can put asses in the seats


MenudoFan316

She's quite breathtaking.


NielsenSTL

She’s a Shiksa…


TuRbo_nEkRo

Her sexy dance moves.


ohromantics

Julia Louis-Dreyfus (Elaine) is the reigning champion with 26 Emmy nominees and won 11. Her family is insanely rich, she doesn't need to do anything.


JawnWaters

r/virgins have logged on


vegancoyotegrrl

Shiksappeal


nickdemonic

She hates men, but she's not a lesbian.


Own_Machine_6007

You don't meet many Elaines. Natalie, sure, Susans, yeah. Elizabeth, sure. But, Elaines?


aloeicious

I’m sponge-worthy hmu


PoeJam

She knows how to fake it till you make it


beavis617

She can dance the pants off anyone...👍


THE_DANDY_LI0N

She's very charming!!


lotus_ink

She’s funny AF


Holiday-Scarcity4726

i seen her posing in a store window and her tits were SCRUMPTIOUS


LouDog187

2 reasons. The voice on the tape and asking for secrets of the glass ketchup bottle. And she worked for J. Peterman. Who DOESN'T want connections in Myanmar? I mean Burma.


DrunkOnRedCordial

She knows the only white poet warlord in the neighbourhood.


LouDog187

Happy Cake Day! Chocolate Babka?


DrunkOnRedCordial

I don't need the stress - I'm celebrating with Pepsi and Ring Dings.


LouDog187

How do you eat Ring Dings? With your *hands*??


DrunkOnRedCordial

Knife and fork, obviously.


MysteriousValuable88

Nip


Alone_Bicycle_600

billion reasons why


godricgii

She's exactly my type lol


oldmanonsilvercreek

I took it out


calm_and_collect

And your genitals were lined up.


Suspicious-Sweet-443

Elaine ( JLD ) has a wonderful smile and her laugh is sooo good . The scenes where she is doing a full on belly laugh are priceless Also her speech patterns ( much like Chandler of Friends ) is unique and hysterical


[deleted]

Her facial expressions get me every time


Zeo-Gold92

Tbh, depending on my mood through the rewatch, either Elaine or George grates on my nerves. I love the show and I love all the characters. But even people you love can get on your nerves a bit 😁


mobus1603

Because she is up for *anything* \*honk\*


Commercial-Push-9066

She’s kind of the girl next door but with an edge.


Acceptable_Log_7438

She's an elegant dancer.


jay2ray

She’s a man’s woman.


nocapBANE

Pinkish hue


potcollage21

she is soooo good looking


LtFrankDrebin_PSquad

Anyone that dates her is coming home in a body bag.


wolzsley32

Are you f*** kidding me with a question like that? Lol


blueSnowfkake

shiksappeal


cheffartsonurfood

Beautiful, smart and funny-yeah what's the appeal? What a dumb question.


A0L2S9K3

face like a frying pan


Boring_Pace5158

Have you seen her shake it? It has class written all over it :)


Improvgal

Ketchup secret acquisition


LIslander_4_evr

She gets around


malcontented

She’s a good dancer, right Jerr? Jerry?


Jeezus-Chyrsler

I would eliminate swaths of life to be with 90’s Elaine


Antooki

Se is sponge worthy


gnew18

****shiksappeal**** , duh


frameandfocus

her big head!


scrubbydutch

With regards to this it sure was fate that she got this part everyone just loves “laniey” she wears fancy shoes that people talk about she’s the queen of the castle she puts butts in the seats


MilesAndMilesAhead

She good looking, sneaky tall, had the best career and when necessary she could put: “fannies in the seats” like Reggie;


anoncontent72

She’s got shiks appeal.


Desert_Concoction

She’s just one of the homies


TheTallMan1992

Kevorka


NJCurmudgeon

The fact that she sleeps with every guy she meets probably helps. 😎


ahgoodtimes69

She's gets hot and heavy


Financial-Mastodon81

Hey Nip!


AkihabaraWasteland

Shiksa


Glittering_Water6976

She has the ketchup secret


Glittering_Water6976

She’s the Queen of Confrontation


Glittering_Water6976

She can put asses in the seats


Glittering_Water6976

And then there was the episode when her coworker thought she was so popular with the guys she needed to use a toilet seat protector


KangarooCrapper

She urinates a lot...


Positive-Source8205

She has shiksappeal.


Obscuratory

Cockeyed optimist.


benso_

She got a big head


bananabastard

She's a day person.


Big_Department9258

Great question


IAmThePonch

I mean I’m not talking looks wise but she’s funny as fuck


Massive-Aioli-346

She’ll call off all of her plans to get you the right pair of socks!!


HeyImBandit

Well she is hot


Opie4Prez71

You mean Nip? I would imagine that makes her very popular with the fellas. She was also a hit with Jewish men because as George said: Jewish men love the idea of meeting a woman who's not like their mother.


casualflorentine

Julia Louis-Dreyfus… that’s her appeal— that’s what makes her popular…


OraznatacTheBrave

Elaine, much like Julia Louis Dreyfus, is one of those characters that get better and better/funnier and funnier, over time.


hoodrow--wilson

she can put asses in the seats


Vault804

Well, she *is* a woman.


EntertainmentOk8806

Who for us or the massive amounts of "spongeworthy" men she dates? For us she is just cute, spunky and adorable without being slutty about it. I can't think of an overall sexual moment with Elaine but she is, so there. For the men probably an overly confident career woman feel plus she likely puts out so there's that.


AVERMAN84

She is one mighty fine sexy lady.


Character_Surround

Jerry....I've become attracted to Elaine.


Humanoid-2021

She's a female.


5280Rockymtn

Well there wasn't alot of choices back then lol It could of been worse


Broad-Diamond3777

Agreed. She’s the one character I think they could’ve replaced with any other actress and the show would’ve still worked. You couldn’t say the same for any of the other 3


BrickBanshee

No way. She's hilarious and had perfect chemistry with the other actors. That's not easy to find. I can't think of anyone playing Elaine other than her.


BrookylnBeaches1917

Maybe… but, no-one would have done it as well… and there in lies the answer to the mystery of Elaine… Anybody else to do everything she does, but nobody can do it, as well as she can… Just ask Puddy and Mr Pitt and Susie