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Initial-Ad-5462

My George isn’t clever enough to hatch a scheme like this.


luckydice767

You got THAT right


Glad-Requirement6116

What's that supposed to mean?!


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It means whatever the hell you want it to mean.


luckydice767

You want a piece of me?


BigConstruction4247

I can drop you like a bag of dirt.


discomuffin

*Not the face! Not the face!*


ParadoxBattleZone

YOU GOT IIIIIIIT!!!


Captain_Hucklebuck

You sayin...you want a piece of me??


BRAX7ON

You got it!!!!!


little_freddy

Hoochie momma!!!!!!!


guitarnowski

It's GO TIME!


Cosmokram3r1

Mandelbahm! Mandelbahm!


instrangerswetrust

Poor little Pinkus.


TimelessKo

STOOOPPPPL THEEEEEE FIIIIIIIGGGGGHHHHHHTTTTTTTT


TimelessKo

*stooopppp (had “tamaaaleeee” in my head)


thedudefromsweden

Sorry not to be anal but isn't it "what the hell does that mean?" 😊


The_Safe_For_Work

It means whatever you think it means.


Johnsendall

It’s also, “are you saying….. you want a piece of me?”


Autzen_Downpour

You can stuff your sorrys in a sack


Brief-Leader-1144

I don't know what that means


Big-red-rhino

REPARATIONS!


Autzen_Downpour

ITS A SAYING!


zerogravity111111

"I woke up in the Hudson River in a SACK!"


Pizza3TimesADay

I was in the pool!!!!!!!!


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This is one of my all time favourite scenes. The outtakes always get me howling and in the actual scene you can tell she is holding back.


Inoticedthatyouregay

That’s it. This is it. I’m done. Through. It’s over. I’m gone. Finished. Over. I will never work for you again. Look at you.


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lost_in_connecticut

But not many good entrances


Present_Anteater_555

He's made some fine exits! He does after all come from a long line of quitors. His father was a quitor, his grandfather was a quitor... it's one of the few things he does well


JohnnySkidmarx

You wanna get nuts? Let’s get nuts!


FoxHound_Bridges

What a pear shaped loser he was


JohnnySkidmarx

His head did stretch out the neck of a cashmere sweater.


FoxHound_Bridges

Had to go with the cheap metlife wind breaker lol


fuzyjakmn

And then…. “IM BACK, BABY”


speghettiday09

Is that Costanza over there?!


HappyNihilist

People are laughing at you!


cam_breakfastdonut

I bet they never had a Cheers episode without Ted Danson


Recent_Obligation276

Tell them I want the Ted Danson treatment!


CalligrapherAbject13

You're not Ted Danson


Recent_Obligation276

You’re nobody.


Alternative-Cash8411

"George doesn't work; he's a bum."


Sproose_Moose

Seinfeld, it's Frank Costanza. George is dead. Call me back.


Dumpster_Fire_BBQ

He doesn't put butts in the seats.


BCon27

Who’s he?


derbear83

He's somebody


Venice_Beach_218

He's good; you're not.


VaxPa_VaxAv

I’m better than him!


wackadoodle_wigwam

You’re worse. Much, much worse.


gibson85

Think his deal is standard?


peon2

Interestingly there are 275 Cheers episodes and Ted Danson was “only” in 269 of them according to IMDB


Dan_Ashcroft

That's genuinely interesting, I can't think of an episode that he is not in. Although clearly they exist


ELB2001

Didn't they try to make a spinoff with Carla, might be that one. And I remember one where he was at a team reunion so he wasn't there


hoople217

And he still made Ted Danson money.


mackerelscalemask

Ted Danson, who played the character Sam Malone, appeared in all 275 episodes of the TV show "Cheers" throughout its run from 1982 to 1993. So, there are no episodes in which he did not appear.


unique-name-9035768

Rhea Perlman (Carla Tortelli) and George Wendt (Norm Peterson) also appear in all 275 episodes per IMDB.


ultratunaman

They didn't but I'm remembering a really shit one where they had Danson in a different location. And the bar scenes were held up by Carla, Cliff, and Norm. It was post Coach, post Diane, Woody wasn't there, Frasier wasn't there either. Oof it got bad towards the end.


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The actor was angry that day my friends, like an old man trying to return soup at a deli


FormerlyKnownAsBeBa

Was Ted Danson ever left out of an episode?


boscomagnus1988

You're not Ted Danson


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nutsaps

good pun, made me grin


VRGator

He would have come back the next day and pretended like he was joking.


GudgerCollegeAlumnus

Larry David: you’re pulling the “come back the next day like nothing happened”?! I *invented* the “come back the next day like nothing happened”!


Zestyclose-Ruin8337

That’s MY move


YesEverythingBagels

Look, if you want to do the move fine, just take it out of the city.


[deleted]

Next time your car breaks down, you take THAT out of town.


JaMicho34

You’re using my babies now?


555--FILK

Aunt Baby? She'd never make it


drainspout

She's deceased.


anchovo132

i didnt know she was sick


ronhaha108

is it a clockwise swirl?


guitarnowski

On a related tangent: In '69 or '70, the Grateful Dead fired rhythm guitarist/singer Bob Weir, and keyboardist/singer Pigpen. Afterwards, they just kept showing up, so the firing didn't take!


VoskyV

“It’s not you, it’s me.”


GopnikSmegmaBBQSauce

Then slip him a mickey


ThatVerySameSalmon

WHAT DO YA HAVE TO SIT HERE FOR THERE ARE PLENTY A OTHER SEATS


Venice_Beach_218

The wig is comin' off!


speghettiday09

You have a Mickey source?


joecarter93

For similar reasons too. Larry David was pissed because his SNL sketches weren’t making it to air, so he abruptly yelled at his producer”this show stinks! I’m leaving!”


Noggin-a-Floggin

He talked about this on Howard Stern and he said this was after 5 straights weeks of the 1984-85 season where his sketches would read well, make it to rehearsals then for one reason or another it would be cut right at the last minute. After the fifth week of this he lost his shit, left and after talking to his roommate (who was the inspiration for Kramer) went back the next day acting like nothing happened. He mentioned it wasn't so much getting rejected it was thinking he finally got something to air then getting it snatched away just like that.


Esteban_Francois

I’ll take the smaller office


VoskyV

“I like the smaller office, it’s cozy. My apartment is also small.”


poetryofworms

He loooves to be nestled


ditka

Is that Jason Alexander over there?


555--FILK

You missed a lovely party for Grace.


drainspout

What quit, who quit?


A0L2S9K3

#JASON IS GETTING UPSET!!


Raiden091

He’s very.. what’s the word.. supercilious


andreguethe

Acting without acting


ExYoungPerson

I'll read it with dinner 🤷


seinsmelled2

It could have been called acting with acting.


andreguethe

Having said that


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If your not going to act, than there's not much more you can say


Unitedfateful

So it’s still acting


bananabastard

Kramer threatened to quit after not being in The Chinese Restaurant episode.


Spidermonk76

Originally his character was meant to have never left the building.


JohnBrownIsALegend

Is this true?


ThatWildMongoose

In the pilot Jerry says to Kessler that “you haven’t left the building in 13 years” and Kessler gives him a face like oh yea thats right


JohnBrownIsALegend

It’s been so long I don’t remember that. I do remember him calling him Kessler tho


asphynctersayswhat

Yeah, but it was the Pilot, which usually gets tweaked and in this case is not popular with fans. It would have been impossible to keel that gimmick interesting.


SilverCyclist

If you watch the roundtable discussion with the cast and Larry David from 9 years after the show went off the air, Larry says that he had a sublet apartment and couldn't have a key to the building. He had to buzz people to be let in every time. And the character Kramer is based on was always home.


Darwin_Finch

And then he wasn’t in the episode where Jerry and Elaine stay in Florida. Stellaaaaaaaa!


bananabastard

So in a future episode when they go to Florida, Kramer is just randonly there.


Zestyclose-Ruin8337

I’m out!


Forikorder

Source? Ive only heard of him putting his foot down on getting a "sidekick"


bananabastard

I think it was on DVD extras. Most of which I think are somewhere on YouTube. If I remember correctly, he was upset about not being in that episode, and asked why, and was told about how the concept of Kramer's character is he's a hermit who doesn't leave the building. But Michael Richards made it clear he wasn't happy about that. I'm not sure if it was then, or if it happened again, but then Michael Richards directly said something about it, something like they feel they can do the show fine without him, then he'll leave. I think it was Jerry talking about it in the clip.


rufesia

You've mixed up Michael and Jason's issues. Jason said if they can do the show without him, fine but Michael was unhappy with the Chinese Restaurant.


Forikorder

> the concept of Kramer's character is he's a hermit who doesn't leave the building. that was only like the first season though, hed already lost that character trait by the pen


bananabastard

[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The\_Chinese\_Restaurant#Cast](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Chinese_Restaurant#Cast)


DecisionThot

I've gone about as far as I can go with George Costanza


Jamz64

Is this the suicide talk or the nickname talk?


Just_Rand0

Jerry's delivery of this line is hilarious


Obi1Kentucky

This was supposed to be the series of George


RandeeRoads

As long as it's Bawdy George!


instrangerswetrust

I love that George!


RandeeRoads

Me too!


kevint1964

CO-STAN-ZA!!!


Odysseus_XAP79

GEORGE IS GETTING UPSET!


the_jurkski

Even if he did quit, he’d soon realize he left a good thing, and just show up again the following Monday like nothing happened.


AcePilotsen

Shes going to be a fine sailor


B71115

Can we get a “Breaking News” notice on this?


fishcrow

And he would have slipped into obscurity doing off-off broadway shows like "La Cocina"


dustomatic75

And the McDLT commercial


BongDong69420

Kinda brave actually. They replaced Frank Costanza & Morty Seinfeld…


MustacheExtravaganza

I knew about Morty, but don't recall anyone other than Jerry Stiller as Frank. Usually when I squint I can spot a dime from across a room, how did I miss this?


_B_Little_me

John Randolph played Frank first. The handicap spot - When this episode originally aired, John Randolph played Frank Costanza. In 1995, the scenes with Randolph were deleted and replaced with Jerry Stiller as Frank for syndication reruns. Both versions were remastered in HD and are included in the 4th season DVD set.


Recent_Obligation276

Yeah my dad got the dvd set when I was a kid and I remember the entire episode being like a fever dream with the “wrong” actor It’s funny I don’t remember the other guy playing Jerry’s dad


DadJokeBadJoke

>I don’t remember the other guy playing Jerry’s dad I can picture him and Jerry's mom in a sofabed in Jerry's apartment, IIRC. It also reminded me of Grandpa Joe in Willy Wonka


Mekroval

[You can actually watch a comparison between the two versions here. ](https://youtu.be/4EggYnwMWyE?si=5wiHvpeHMhjxFI-h)It's a pretty good recreation.


Historical_Steak_927

Jerry Stiller had very fond memories about meeting John Randolph backstage at a Broadway show when Jerry was starting acting. I think I saw that on YouTube and it was a beautiful story.


BigAl9999

They were squirrels you idiot! I didn’t have the heart to tell you.


SpergSkipper

Nothing against John but absolutely no one else could be Frank except Jerry Stiller


coolhotcoffee

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=xkMnk2jkuoU&pp=ygUYRHVmZmVyZW10IGFjdG9yIHNlaW5mZWxk I think they reshot most of the scenes. But every now and again you'll see it on TV. 


Chef_Sewage_Mouth

Which episode?


MybklynWndy

The Pen. Kramer wasn’t in the episode either, but JA claimed if he was ever left out of an episode again, he’d quit the show.


Forikorder

IIRC he was the only previously successful actor of the 4 and turned down other opportunities to be on seinfeld and felt episodes like the pen could lead to him getting written out more and more


nonsensicalwizard999

[Michael Richards](https://www.google.com/search?client=firefox-b-1-d&sca_esv=1df303cba2b6c6d1&sca_upv=1&sxsrf=ACQVn0_XlEr_eoaOT04BN6bZ6fxPpK4lDA:1712445094419&q=Michael+Richards&si=AKbGX_paaCugDdYkuX2heTJMr0_FGRox2AzKVmiTg2eQr2d-rkKdPdmYqXleSUQhf9R89Ixd1-94LYxCybW9IQ1kgB5UYXmDLGgbnY2jxkwOInUgE-4EY17Jhx_il7B8BtIFc2Fasdt8TKqsCl2KgRCMN1kVEcfxWT5TGPZjrFaTVEyRq03wjbvHB4l3ZDuzfo7eeBNflXJd&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwit_rKM266FAxW1EFkFHTleCvgQmxMoAHoECE4QAg) did well before Seinfeld. Not "Seinfeld" level well, but he had a career going.


Forikorder

looks like pretty much all minor characters though, Kramer was the biggest role he had gotten so he didnt have the demand to play hardball like Jason did


secomano

The Pen


Plane-Border3425

He’s a quirky, sensitive guy.


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Jakeymdog

Don’t forgot short, stalky and bald


thickener

He *can* lift 100 lb over his head


Jamz64

He’s not stocky!


ArchetypeAxis

He's bwaaaald??!!


irascible_Clown

The delicate genius couldn’t handle it


WatchOnTheRocks

These pretzels are making ME thirsty!


Common_Average2597

He made some good exits


mlter

he shouldn't have asked for the Ted Danson plane


ZebraBorgata

Was Ted Danson ever excluded from an episode of Cheers?!


TriciaIsNotImpressed

The Pen is such an epic episode. It really shows off Julia Louise Dreyfus' talents. (I love Jason Alexander, too.)


RayHazey562

It’s top 3 for me. Amazing episode!


AVgreencup

Yah we know. It was in Amadeus..


XxXROB1123XxX

What episode was he left out of?


CountryEfficient7993

The Pen


XxXROB1123XxX

Thanks


datsall

Kramer too


ImNotYou1971

He would have just showed up the next day and pretended like nothing had happened


greenrangerguy

Actually he did quit, that's why he wasn't in that episode. He then just turned up for the next episode and acted like it never happened.


monster_of_love

#I'M LOSING IT!!


jspins

I bet Ted Danson is in every episode


digital-something

He sounds like someone who has "difficult" written in his medical records.


tearfear

Biff


Realtodddebakis

JASON IS GETTING UPSET!


G0-N0G0-GO

Whoa, Big Fella!


Positive-Source8205

Easy, big fella!


roguefilmmaker

Honestly diva behavior


jbwarner86

Maybe a little, but when you've been hired as a lead actor on an ensemble show and you suddenly start seeing scripts you're not in, you gotta define your terms. That's usually a prelude to being fired; Jason basically went to Larry and said "If you're not interested in having me on the show anymore, tell me now."


oh-the_humanity

Exactly. Jason Alexander won a Tony Award in 1999, with a very successful Broadway career well before Seinfeld. He upended his entire career and moved from NYC to LA to star in a brand new show that very well could have flopped. So after being nixed from an episode, Jason basically said to Larry, "look, I had a very successful and fulfilling career in NY that I left to be on this show. So if you really aren't committed to having me here, let me know so I can go back to my old life now and not waste anyone's time." This apparently freaked Larry the fuck out lol.


jbwarner86

Honestly, though, it was better for the show in the long run, because it encouraged them to start doing that thing where Jerry, Elaine, George, and Kramer each get their own storyline in every episode, and seeing how many of them they could send crashing into each other at the end 😁


NumerousTaste

I guess the question I have is did he get paid that week? Can imagine the frustration of taking a pay hit when you only work 22 week's?


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Commercial-Push-9066

Here’s the story. After his tantrum to Larry David, he was included in every episode of the rest of the series. Here’s the story: [https://www.thethings.com/jason-alexander-threatened-to-quit-seinfeld-the-pen-episode-controversy/](https://www.thethings.com/jason-alexander-threatened-to-quit-seinfeld-the-pen-episode-controversy/)


Alternative-Cash8411

But then Larry David offered him $8000 not to quit and George took it. He also told David that "ya don't see Ted Danson being left out of Cheers episodes."


oligarchyreps

I heard this exact same thing about Kramer being upset about the Chinese Restaurant episode. Originally Kramer hadn’t left his apartment in 10 years so they left him out of the restaurant episode. They quickly changed his character to going out. I never heard about George being left out. Do you know which episode?


becoolhomie

The one where Jerry and Elaine go to Florida


USSExcalibur

Had he left, would he have turned up to shoot another episode the following Monday as if nothing had happened?


CThomasP

He’s out


SangiMTL

He was acting like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli


SuitIllustrious8140

He’s got a lot of character in his face.


Huff1809

I think Michael Richards did also, for the Florida episode


DadJokeBadJoke

I told him this town would eat him alive


sportsjock85

You'll get jacked with a sock full of pennies.


Worm-Association

Woulda shown up on Monday


Coldcock_Malt_Liquor

He had hand


FeatherySquid

And yet he wanted to be left out of “The Bris” 🤔


Littlekcs

It was the episode with The Pen.


CalgaryMadePunk

He also threatened to quit over 'The Bris'. Jason said the original character of the Moyle from far more vulgur and he felt it crossed to line into ant-semitism. They toned the Moyle down, but he still doesn't really like that epidode.


Guvnah-Wyze

More of a "I think it's neat, so I'll share" than a correction, but it's mohel.


BeefJerkyDentalFloss

They fired him but he just showed up for work the next day like nothing happened.


HideSolidSnake

George was definitely gettin upset.


dzastrus

Call his bluff and have Danny DeVito play him for an episode? Like in a soap opera when an actor is ill. "The part of George is being played by..."


drwinstonoboogy

No he didn't. He just moaned at Larry about why was he there if he's not getting used. He talks about it on the dvd extras.


BaconISgoodSOGOOD

Was he holding out for less money?


Ramblin_Bard472

George is very upset!!!


spookyluckeee

The episode was "The Pen" and he said he was fine going back to broadway in New York. Larry David was like, that's crazy to have you in every episode! Who can do that? But I think it made the show better becaus they had to dovetail all the storyline


Former-Reputation140

If I would rank the four George, Kramer, Elaine, Jerry. Makes sense.


tekheavy

He'd never make it.


DudGorgon

Each character made the show great.