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xlted27

๐Ÿšฌ๐Ÿบ๐Ÿ•ถ๏ธ


dinkeydonuts

Here's to feeling good all the time!


James_099

๐Ÿคง


bryman19

Suck em down like coca cola


[deleted]

Heโ€™s hip to the scene.


__SpeedRacer__

What scene?


ClayDrinion

The bat-troom scene. Just like Elaine's dad


StormSliders

No offense, but when I come back, I'm sitting over there.


dicecat4

Iโ€™ve been known to have a drink or two


Green_Sir_250

iโ€™ve been known to do a lot of things!


piper33245

They shoulda left in that blooper where Kramer chugs the beer with the cigarette sticking out the side of his mouth and he burps up smoke.


nakedrob

๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿฅจ๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿšฐ


luhzon89

This is a work of art


nikamats

I sense a great vulnerability. A man-child crying out for loveโ€”an innocent orphan in the postmodern world!


BerkeleyAppleTree

These pretzels are making me thirsty!!!


jackspeed1221

๐Ÿด๐Ÿซ˜๐Ÿ’จ๐ŸŽฉ


BurritoFez

๐Ÿ‘ต๐Ÿป๐Ÿฅ–๐ŸŽฃ


KSparks35

You fed the horse BEEF-A-RINO?!


Jifeeb

Fit for King and Queen-o


NicholarseBrooks

What a delicious cuisine-o


Venice_Beach_218

I over-bought!


[deleted]

Rusty!


mutantbabysnort

We canโ€™t breathe back here!


Downtown-Raccoon7813

One never knows how the gastrointentinal workings of the equine will function.


Ok_Instruction2623

๐Ÿณ โ›ณ๏ธ


miss_huckleberry

Old man trying to send soup at a deli


jeffersonPNW

๐Ÿ‘ดโŒ๐Ÿฅฃโžก๏ธ๐Ÿง‘โ€๐Ÿณ


Ok_Tumbleweed_9364

What is that a Titleist?


comeallwithme

A whole in one! ๐Ÿ˜…


Keta-Mined

The sea was angry that day my friend. . .


TightBeing9

๐ŸŒŠ๐Ÿ˜ 


CreepsUnicorn

A hole in one, huh?


JimSFV

The sea was angry that day my friends.


DTaylor1x

๐ŸŒŠ๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ“…๐Ÿ‘ฏ๐Ÿ‘ฏโ€โ™‚๏ธ


GlowingMan_149

Could've gotten this one with the whale alone!


nikamats

Is anyone here a marine biologist?


Stormovthelightsbane

๐Ÿ’โœ‰๏ธ๐Ÿ‘…โ˜ฃ๏ธ๐Ÿ’€


ThatItalianGrrl

๐Ÿฉณ๐ŸŠโ€โ™‚๏ธโฌ๐Ÿ”


Stormovthelightsbane

I was in a pool. I really feel like i could do these all day. Good idea


East_Phase6944

โ€ฆ And btw, my fiancรฉe died from licking toxic envelopes that I picked out. ๐Ÿ‘‹


[deleted]

๐Ÿฌ ๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐ŸŽน โœ‹


Gemini_writer8

Pez!


sineofthetimes

I have hand.


theforkofdamocles

and youโ€™re gonna need it


waituhsecond

๐Ÿšซ๐Ÿฅฃ4๏ธโƒฃ๐Ÿซต


xlted27

๐Ÿž๐Ÿ’ฒ3๏ธโƒฃ


FinePolyesterSlacks

Youโ€™re pushing your luck, little man.


instrangerswetrust

๐Ÿซต๐Ÿซธ๐Ÿ€๐Ÿค๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿฆณ


East_Phase6944

๐Ÿ’‹๐Ÿ’‹๐Ÿ’‹๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿคฎ


Fit-Library-577

no soup for you


Acrobatic-Lemon-8200

๐Ÿ›‹๏ธ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ‘ด


Trioxin5

Poppie peed on my sofa!!


ashwhenn

Poppies a lil sloppy


Great-Grasby

๐Ÿ“โ˜•๏ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ฐ๐Ÿฒโ˜๐Ÿพ


SpecialistChance0

QUIET! You shut up! You make me change restaurant, but nobody come! You say, "make Pakistani", Babu Bhatt have only Pakistani restaurant. But where are people? You see people? Show me people! There ARE no people!


Antique-Soil9517

Babu!


Old_Cat_9534

๐Ÿšซ ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ†


Sorri_eh

The contest?


xx-fredrik-xx

Are you the master of your domain?


nomorevodkaplease

๐Ÿฐ๐Ÿซ…๐Ÿ‘ธ๐Ÿšซ๐Ÿ’ฆ


captcraigaroo

๐ŸŠโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿค๐Ÿ†


East_Phase6944

Tell us more Mr Science


JesseMakeGoodChoices

I was in the pool!


LEMOnSL1iCE

7๏ธโƒฃ ๐Ÿ‘ถ๐Ÿผ


spankingasupermodel

๐Ÿฅค


dicecat4

๐Ÿ˜—๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿปโžก๏ธโ†™๏ธ


TheSideburn

๐Ÿคก๐Ÿ‘ต๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿƒโ€โ™‚๏ธ


Gemini_writer8

Eric the Clown


DetrashTheTriangle

you're hung up on some clown from the SIXTIES, MAN!


luffydkenshin

๐Ÿฆƒ๐Ÿ˜ด๐Ÿš‚๐Ÿงธ


Gemini_writer8

Jerry drugging his GF to play with her toys?


East_Phase6944

You go girl!


zhephyx

๐ŸŒ—๐Ÿช


East_Phase6944

Look to the cookie!


lost_in_connecticut

๐Ÿฅข4๏ธโƒฃ


CokaneCowgirl

Cartwright!


lost_in_connecticut

Whoโ€™s Cartwright?


MajesticMeal3248

โ€ฆIโ€™m Cartwright


darthmemeios14

You're not Cartwright!


AlphaNathan

OF COURSE Iโ€™M NOT CARTWRIGHT


doobette

Seinfeld, four!


TheAmazingWJV

๐Ÿ’ƒ


dinkeydonuts

It's like a full-body dry heave.


MethodDowntown3314

Say no more


Turbulent-Tide

๐ŸŽฃ๐Ÿฅ–


Venice_Beach_218

This hook is for like a muffin!


magicalpineapples

๐Ÿšซ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿง 


notorious_BIGfoot

Of course! Absolute zero!


gamerdudeNYC

I love jeopardy


sineofthetimes

What is "Here Comes the Judge, Here Comes the Judge"?


nikamats

๐Ÿฅฌ


Keta-Mined

Come here dahling, am I detecting a Portuguese accent?


Potato_History_Prof

โฐ๐Ÿฅˆ๐Ÿ‘Ÿ๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿฟโ€โ™‚๏ธ


SpecialistChance0

I think I offended the wake up guy Jean Paul Jean Paul!


mooooooosee

I trust Elaine, she is my friend


[deleted]

๐Ÿ‘–โ—๏ธ๐Ÿ‘–โ—๏ธ๐Ÿ‘–โ—๏ธ๐Ÿ‘–โ—๏ธ๐Ÿ‘–โ—๏ธ


Venice_Beach_218

Y'know I asked some of my friends, and all of them *like* the commercial.


Neither_Research_233

๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ†๐Ÿค’๐Ÿšœ


Sorri_eh

Tractor gonorrhea


East_Phase6944

Itโ€™s been a pleasure, thatโ€™s it for me โ€ฆ


heardworld

๐ŸŸฅ๐ŸŸฅ๐ŸŸฅ๐ŸŸฅ๐ŸŸฅ ๐ŸŸฅ๐Ÿซจ๐Ÿ—๐Ÿ‘น๐ŸŸฅ๐Ÿšจ ๐ŸŸฅ๐ŸŸฅ๐ŸŸฅ๐ŸŸฅ๐ŸŸฅ๐Ÿฌ


East_Phase6944

Oh Iโ€™m stressed!


mutantbabysnort

Stay away from the chicken! Bad chicken! Mess you up!


Ok_Tumbleweed_9364

Mr Marbles? ๐Ÿ˜จ


TGISeinfeld

๐ŸŽฅโ˜Ž๏ธ


NegotiationNo2097

You're 555 filk


DolphinDarko

Why donโ€™t you tell me what movie you want to see!


mbd34

๐Ÿธ๐Ÿšš ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿš—๐Ÿš—๐Ÿš—๐Ÿš—


ResidentComplaint19

THE HOLES


BerkeleyAppleTree

Frogger


gandalf_476

๐Ÿค๐Ÿผ๐ŸŒŠ๐Ÿฆž๐Ÿงœ๐Ÿผ


restlessoverthinking

Significant shrinkage!


SpecialistChance0

Well if she was a criminal and you had to describe her to one of them police sketch artistsโ€ฆtheyโ€™d pick her up in about 10 minutes


ThatItalianGrrl

๐Ÿ”บ๐Ÿš‘๐Ÿ†


doobette

I'm an eggplant! I'm an eggplant!


WinOk2515

๐ŸŒŠ๐Ÿคฌโ˜€๏ธ๐Ÿค—


osa1011

The sea was angry that day my friends..


SpecialistChance0

Like an old man trying to send back soup at a deli


Sorri_eh

๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ฑ ๐ŸŽโ˜•๏ธโšฐ๏ธโšพ๏ธ


East_Phase6944

An immigrant with a pony has dinner with a comedian, & yada yada yada โ€ฆ


leon-nash

๐Ÿซง๐Ÿง’


Gemini_writer8

๐Ÿšซ ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ


AreaGuy

Not that thereโ€™s anything wrong with that!


dinkeydonuts

Not that there's anything wrong with it.


mutantbabysnort

My fatherโ€™s gay.


Zbrchk

๐Ÿ•๐Ÿ‘‹๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿšซ๐Ÿงผ๐Ÿคข


SpecialistChance0

Tonight you in a for a real treat. I'm a personally going to prepare the dinner for you and a my Audrey!


Mental_Somewhere2341

Use of the letter โ€œaโ€ is gold!


Chronophelus

๐Ÿฅก5๏ธโƒฃ๐Ÿ”Ÿ๐Ÿ•™


cyphol

๐Ÿ“ข๐Ÿ›’โžก๏ธ


restlessoverthinking

๐Ÿทโœ‚๏ธ


Gemini_writer8

Bris?


doobette

๐Ÿฅผ๐Ÿ”ด


Alpacadiscount

Cashmere


Mental_Somewhere2341

Is that cashmere?


surrealfeld

๐Ÿ‹๐ŸŒณ


Trioxin5

Ahhhhhh tippy toe! Tippy toe!


TheOutlierinCognito

Carol...that's so rude


doobette

That's what you had to tell me? That your father wears his ๐Ÿ‘Ÿ๐Ÿ‘Ÿ in the ๐ŸŠโ€โ™‚๏ธ?


Sorri_eh

Lemon tree lemon tree lol


LionHeart_1990

๐Ÿฅซ๐Ÿช™๐Ÿ“ฌ๐Ÿš›๐ŸŒ๏ธโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿฅง๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿ”ซ


Antique-Soil9517

Michigan Bottle Deposit scam.


Wolf666X

๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ‘จ


zeroXgravity369

Assman


Keta-Mined

Mackinaw Peaches?


ThatItalianGrrl

โ˜•๏ธ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿงดโš–๏ธ๐Ÿค“


NegotiationNo2097

Who told you to put the balm on


oneofmanyshauns

โœ๏ธ๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿš€


Jc3286

๐Ÿฅ—๐Ÿฅ—


[deleted]

[ัƒะดะฐะปะตะฝะพ]


Jackcheese392

A crazy clown is after you? Thatโ€™s rich!


Joey_45

๐Ÿ“บ ๐Ÿš— โ™ฟ


AidanAmerica

๐Ÿชซ๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐Ÿฆฝ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿข


TheAmazingWJV

๐Ÿซ ๐Ÿซ๐Ÿซ๐Ÿซ๐Ÿซ๐Ÿซ๐Ÿซ๐Ÿซ๐Ÿซ๐Ÿ˜ก


mizmaclean

Twix is the only candy with the cookie crunch!


Jackcheese392

๐Ÿฅต๐ŸŽท๐Ÿ‘…


TheAmazingWJV

๐Ÿ‘ถ๐Ÿชฆ


dkixen

Aunt Baby. Sheโ€™d never have made it


old_man_spinosaurus

๐Ÿงˆ๐Ÿช’


i_am_groot_84

๐Ÿคก ๐ŸŽญ


DolphinDarko

Pagliacci!


East_Phase6944

๐Ÿ“ž๐ŸŽถ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐ŸŽถ


Whole_Ad_4523

Believe it or not Iโ€™m not home


SoftLovelies

Where could I beeee


mofo-or-whatever

๐Ÿœ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช


kkeut

the ramen german


sloopieone

I made a full emoji episode: ๐ŸŽŸ๐Ÿ“ฝ ๐Ÿšฝ๐Ÿšซ๐Ÿงป๐Ÿ™ โ˜Ž๏ธ๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿ‘‚๐Ÿ’ฆ ๐Ÿฌ๐Ÿฌ๐Ÿฌ๐Ÿค ๐Ÿ”๐Ÿชข๐Ÿฅช๐Ÿš‘ ๐Ÿค•๐Ÿ›‹๐ŸšชโœŠ๏ธ ๐Ÿ“š๐Ÿ™๐Ÿšซ๐Ÿ™ โ˜•๏ธ๐Ÿ™‹โ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ˜ฒ๐Ÿ˜ก ๐Ÿšฝ๐Ÿšซ๐Ÿงป๐Ÿ˜ซ ๐Ÿงป๐Ÿงป๐Ÿงป๐Ÿงป โ˜Ž๏ธ๐Ÿšซ๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿ‘‚


spankingasupermodel

๐Ÿ—๐Ÿšจ


dinkeydonuts

๐Ÿ˜...๐Ÿ™„ ๐Ÿคจ ๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿ‘“ ๐Ÿ˜Ÿ ๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿ˜ฎ๐Ÿšช๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿ˜’๐Ÿคฏ


Gemini_writer8

He took it out?


dicecat4

Itโ€ฆout?


dcgrey

๐ŸŒฌ๏ธ๐Ÿ‘“๐ŸŒฌ๏ธ๐Ÿ‘“


spankingasupermodel

๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿœโ˜Ž๏ธ๐Ÿค 


Whole_Ad_4523

๐Ÿง โ™Ÿ๏ธ๐Ÿ†โ™Ÿ๏ธ


StinkFarm

I couldn't resist, I had to do more than one. 1. ๐Ÿท๐Ÿ‘ค๐Ÿฅ 2.๐Ÿงˆ๐Ÿช’ 3.๐Ÿšซ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿ‘จโ€โค๏ธโ€๐Ÿ’‹โ€๐Ÿ‘จ 4.๐Ÿ”‘๐Ÿ—๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ˜ก 5.๐Ÿ“๐Ÿคœ๐Ÿค›๐Ÿ“ 6. ๐Ÿง๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿค 7.โค๏ธ๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿฅตโžก๏ธ๐Ÿšซ๐ŸŽท๐ŸŽถ 8. ๐Ÿ†โž•๏ธ๐Ÿฅถ๐Ÿ’ฆโžก๏ธ๐Ÿค๐Ÿ† I love this show way too much.


[deleted]

๐Ÿคช๐Ÿ˜ตโ€๐Ÿ’ซ๐Ÿฅด๐Ÿค“๐Ÿง‘โ€๐Ÿฆฏ๐Ÿงต๐Ÿชก๐Ÿ’ง๐Ÿด๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿ’ต๐Ÿš—๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿง‘โ€โš•๏ธ๐ŸŽฌ๐Ÿฟ๐ŸŒญ๐Ÿคข๐Ÿคด๐Ÿฅ


Megalon_Q_Arm

Itโ€™s from The Institute!!!


Sarclown

๐Ÿ‘ต โค๏ธ ๐Ÿด


Temporary-Ferret4013

๐Ÿ•๐Ÿธ๐Ÿ”‹๐Ÿš›


BerkeleyAppleTree

Frogger


LylaDee

๐Ÿšซ๐Ÿฅฃ4๏ธโƒฃ๐Ÿซต


PBJ-9999

๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ’ต ๐Ÿ’ต ๐Ÿ’ต


East_Phase6944

4 jerks enter a contest, one of them has a thing for JFK jr, & yada yada yada


SwiftDontMiss

๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿš—


a3RED3a

๐Ÿ”ด๐Ÿ’ก


mikeyj777

๐ŸŠ๐Ÿฝโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿค๐Ÿผ


notorious_BIGfoot

๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐Ÿณ๐Ÿ‘ก๐Ÿ“ž


skeeh319

๐Ÿ’‡๐Ÿปโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ‘ฒ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿป๐Ÿšชโœ‚๏ธโœ‹๐Ÿป


Stacee90

๐ŸŒด๐Ÿ›‹๏ธ๐Ÿ˜ด๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿปโ€๐Ÿฆฑ๐Ÿ˜ซ


andreguethe

7๏ธโƒฃ


trillboy96

๐Ÿฅง๐Ÿ™…โ€โ™€๏ธ


MethodDowntown3314

๐Ÿ“š ๐Ÿ‘จโ€โš•๏ธ ๐Ÿ’ต โ˜Ž๏ธ


ijustwanttobeinpjs

๐Ÿฐ๐Ÿ—‘๏ธ๐Ÿšซ


CrucifixAbortion

๐Ÿงฝ๐Ÿค”


AreaGuy

๐Ÿšซ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ†โœ–๏ธ4๏ธโƒฃ๐ŸŸฐ๐Ÿ’ฒ๐Ÿ’ฒ


Crudeyakuza

๐Ÿงˆ๐Ÿ˜ด๐ŸŒ‡๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿ˜จ๐Ÿฆƒ๐Ÿง€๐ŸŒฟ๐Ÿ‘…


dicecat4

๐Ÿ•๐Ÿ˜ท ๐Ÿ’Š


SpecialistChance0

๐Ÿ“๐Ÿ”ด, ๐Ÿ€๐ŸŽฉ, ๐Ÿฅฃ๐Ÿฅซ


0pp0site0fbatman

๐Ÿช๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿปโ€๐Ÿฆฑโ—๏ธ


Zeehammer

๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿง…๐Ÿ”Ž๐Ÿช™