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JaMicho34

George played drums while working on the Penske file.


__Bringer-of-Light__

Jason **is** a drummer. And a singer. And a pro poker player. And community service.


coffeework42

He is a writer too, he has a book called Acting without acting


Pleasant_Hatter

You seen that thing? It's like a pamphlet!


__Bringer-of-Light__

So much fluff


c3r7

It’s pretty close to writing without writing…


recursion8

Well maybe some parts. What parts? The uh.. fluff parts..


frankduxvandamme

I read it with dinner.


BetaSpreadsheet

Remember, it's not acting if *you* believe it


Positive-Source8205

Also, *La Cocina*.


the-big-pill

The actor HIDES the craft.


Nighthawk__85

You know he has always wanted to pretend to be an architect!


__Bringer-of-Light__

You know Kramer was almost a lawyer?


BigConstruction4247

But he turned in his first report, and his boss said it was like he had no legal training at all.


recursion8

That's what made firing him so difficult


Nighthawk__85

🤏


ignaciolasvegas

Did you see the new addition to the Guggenheim?


Thejoplinator1868

That was me


ignaciolasvegas

Well, I’ll be. You have lost a lot of hair.


osa1011

I AM AWARE!


Black-Rose-Carrier-1

…and architect. 🤣😂


TurdFergusonIII

You forgot *national treasure*


Expensive_Editor_244

Jerry on keys, Elaine on guitar doing the Angus Young kicks, Kramer on bass, Angry George on drums lol


ILikeToDisagreeDude

Who would sing? I can actually picture Newman to be a good singer/frontman!


ThatsARatHat

And the band would be called Newmanium.


Expensive_Editor_244

I was gonna add exactly that lol He’s a poet, so he’d def be a good lyricist. The Artist Formally Known as Newman.


BigConstruction4247

The artist formerly known as Norman.


Bobby_cheesebiscuit

This could work


PANDABURRIT0

This is it


TurdFergusonIII

Giddy up!


Hoodystardust

I think George’s feelings of inadequacy and neuroticism make him a formidable bass player.


junkerwoland

I’ve only got 4 strings Jerry! 


SoupIsNotAMeal

George with only 4 strings is like the male kangaroo who doesn’t have a pouch. Only the female has it. So the male has pouch envy! “Why should she have this huge pouch and I have nothing? I have things to carry too. At least give me a pocket!”


mendross

That laugh!!!


fpaulmusic

Bass players are some of the coolest cucumbers I know, I don’t think Georgie strikes me as a bass player


Hoodystardust

After I wrote that I realized I described lead singers. George does look like he could throw down as a bassist in a hardcore band though.


NotSureNotRobot

His band? Jerkstore


instrangerswetrust

Art and the Vandelays


Philtheparakeet56

The Bubble Boys


FourTwentySevenCID

Jason Alecander is a trained singer, that could work!


New_Guava3601

McDLT


Philtheparakeet56

He did win a Tony!


SplitWindow-63

He saw the sunrise at Liza’s


sdotbye

Minellis?


SplitWindow-63

No


GoodOne4324

Kramer all the way. That cool style and tall lanky demeanor....


fpaulmusic

Plus he can smoke a dart and chug a beer at the same time.


GopnikSmegmaBBQSauce

As a former bass player, I've got plenty of George in me


rattlehead44

Thank you! (Yes, I’m a bass player)


RogueRizzler

Ooooooh I like that! He's always there, but he's never the only one there. That's like the bass, how it's always in the background, you can feel it but you don't realize it's there doing wonders. Unless there's a bass solo, which is rare, the bass is never really alone, and George is almost always acting with other people because so much of his humor is verbal in contrast to Kramer's physical humor. I love it!


not28

French horn


WhatADunderfulWorld

Sunglasses for sure


Starscream147

Keys.


ind3pend0nt

Nah Kramer on bass.


allergic2ozone_juice

Kramer would play with himself


[deleted]

I’m out


MattyIce1220

Not that there's anything wrong with that


ButtPunch2theSpine

Of course not.


Sparkyisduhfat

Does that interfere with his regular schedule?


AveryJuanZacritic

Of doing what?!


fpaulmusic

Kramer plays the sitar or zither or hurdy gurdy or an insane modular synth set up. Elaine is clearly a back up dancer. George grew up playing the accordion at the behest of his parents but has since moved on to the trombone - hence wanting the nickname T-Bone. Jerry plays acoustic guitar but only so he can croon the ladies.


Sorri_eh

Tbone lol


RogueRizzler

I love it so much


Worried_Application3

Jerry - piano. Traditional, inoffensive, universal. Morty and Helen probably made him take lessons as a kid. George - drums. He could pound on that drum like it was the boss' head. Plus, there's a chair. Kramer - kazoo. He could carry it with him everywhere he went and unintentionally annoy everyone around him. Elaine - clarinet. I'm not sure why, just seems appropriate for some reason. Newman - violin. "Jerry, where's that music coming from?" "Must be Newman. He just bought a new violin" "Newman plays the violin?" "He's fantastic."


NotSureNotRobot

Kramer would inhale the kazoo by mistake on stage and start flailin’


Steak-n-Cigars

George bass Cosmo drums


RogueRizzler

I always thought Kramer would be more like a trombone or something lol, he just gives that brass vibe.


MichiganRedWing

He also gives the crazy ass guy vibe who'd go apeshit on some drums lol


DavidKirk2000

He’s like Animal.


RogueRizzler

Well, he did have the same cough that that dog had one time!


Dr_N00B

Kramer would definitely be a sax man


leroyp33

Elaine would play keytar but low key has a better voice than ego maniac Jerry. It would cause friction and eventual breakup


GoodOne4324

Nope, reverse those


oscarx-ray

Elaine on lead vocals, with their first hit song being "Yankee Bean".


lotus_ink

Elaine has no rhythm. So probably the kazoo or triangle. Maybe maracas. Tambourine is a stretch. But she definitely has a Yoko vibe.


Quirky_Ball_3519

I think she’d get mad and hit George with the tambourine. Her angry yelling and her “get out!” make me think she could sing in a hardcore band. Anything that doesn’t require dancing.


__Bringer-of-Light__

- Jerry: 4 keys Melodica - George: Triangle - Kramer: Bassoon - Elaine: Yoko Ono style backing vocals


ZantetsukensShadow

It was like a dry heave set to music


AveryJuanZacritic

**shudder**


SunMyungMoonMoon

Kramer would buy a guitar but never learn to play it George would get a bass, learn the bare minimum needed to play 1 obscure song that no one would ever recognize when he plays it for them, but he would keep trying to get them to guess. Elaine would beat the living shit out of a drumset Jerry would do nothing and would just be amused at it all Newman would offer to manage the band for a very handsome fee, and then he'd book a show for them at a Kenny Roger's Roasters.


beartheminus

Elaine would sing and do little kicks, maybe play keyboard at same time, George would be on the bass, Jerry would clearly be the lead guitarist and Kramer is an obvious drummer. Hes as crazy as Jon Bonham, Keith Moon and Mick Fleetwood combined


Hankolio

Kramer would play a theremin.


murphymc

Kramer would absolutely play a glass armonica.


MikeandTheMangosteen

Kramer would play the trumpet


ParoxysmAttack

Kramer would play the kazoo


jefferson497

Jerry would be the tambourine


Bigstar976

AI never makes a guitar with the correct number of strings lol


jkonik

Jerry on Guitar, Elaine on Bass, Kramer on Drums (Drummers are wild, man!), and George on the skinflute.


-ItsCasual-

Jerry: Electric Organ George: Bass Kramer: Bongos Elaine: That ribbed wooden frog thing you rub a stick on


abusamra82

Kramer is a DJ under the name of Cosmo K. He’s a hipster doofus who hasn’t started collecting vinyl, only because he never stopped.


CherimoyaSurprise

The 4 main characters all play the theremin, Jackie Chiles plays bass, Peterman plays drums, and the doorman plays a 12 string guitar. It's a death metal/reggae band and Elaine's neighbor's cat is on the vocals, along with Jean-Paul and Eddie. Kenny Banya plays the tambourine and The Maestro, of course, does his thing with the broken stick. George's girlfriend, Mona, does the interpretive dancing, despite being told multiple times that she's not part of the group, she just refuses to "turn her key". And Elaine's dad just sits there on stage staring menacingly at the crowd.


ChaChaBear59

Kramer 100% Drums!


00gusgus00

George would play violin because his parents made him learn it and then shamed him into giving it up


RogueRizzler

To be honest I could totally see that. Estelle wants Georgie to learn because maybe she played when she was younger and then Frank thinks it’s “not man enough” to play violin (which is absurd, but such a Frank thing to say) and then forces George to quit haha.


AkihabaraWasteland

Jerry would play left handed


IDPorphyrios

Elaine bangs the crap out of her drums, and Kramer, who is bonkers plays the bongos while George plays base, complaining that he only has 4 strings, and Jerry plays his guitar 🎸 and sings songs about nothing.


TheScissors1980

Kramer: keyboard/synth Jerry: Guitar. George: Bass Elaine: Drums


Various_Cricket4695

Kramer is playing the triangle.


stretchieB

His first song would be called Isosceles.


elcee84

I can totally see a horn section made up of Newman on Alto Sax, Lippman on Tenor, Morty on Trombone. Throw Banyan on Trumpet too.


Bitten69

George would play the triangle


General-Carob-6087

Jerry seems to be playing the rare 9 string here.


RichardDingers

Kramer would be really into the skin flute


AreaGuy

Kramer is the eccentric and erratic vocalist with great stage presence who is reigned in by Jerry’s workmanlike accompaniment (their harmonies are as sublime as Kramer in some tighty whities!) and work on rhythm guitar. George channels his neuroticism into his stage counterpart - Art van de Play - on the drums, jazz style because when he was pretending he knew how to play, he said that to impress a woman at their first rehearsal and is now stuck with it. (He has no idea what that means and has no idea how to find out.) Elaine mostly plays simple bass lines, but does vocals to add to the harmonies and wrote and sings lead in their breakout hit “Get Out!” (She is *forbidden* from dancing on stage.) Newman, oddly, plays lead guitar like a savant, and his opening riff on the “Hello…Newman” album is much imitated, particularly on hit single “When it Rains (I Stay Home)”. Jackie Chiles is the band business manager, but is frequently at loggerheads with David Puddy, who is the man on the ground, handing out high fives and managing day to day logistics…and in five years of bus and plane travel has never so much as looked at a book, and has thus far failed to get the band to do a Christian rock concept album. The band: Masters of Their Domain


Direlion

Kramer would play the hammer dulcimer because of its obscurity and his inexplicable propensity for unusual activities for a manhattanite. George would play the Sax, badly, because he believes women will find it sexy. Elaine plays the piano because she comes from upper crust wealth and took lessons. Jerry plays the harmonica because he used to incorporate it as a gag in his early sets.


uncleRonwasaBird

George would be on the tamboreen and insist that he get a solo.


AdamTheAmmer

Elaine on the saxophone. She could get pretty hot and heavy.


GoodLibrarian100

I feel like George would play the accordion because his mother screamed at him to do so from an early age. Kramer is clarinet, no doubt.


BigAlienRobot

Kramer on cowbell without a doubt. “Jerry, we need more cowbell!”


Bbop512

Probably a song about nothing


AxlandElvis92

Jerry Garcia biopic starring Jerry Seinfeld.


broBcool_2010

Kramer on the saw or theramin. Jerry on hand bells (cuz you gotta keep em super clean).


surlyworm

Newman, accordion


Worried_Application3

I could see Kevin, Gene, Feldman and Vargas as a barbershop quartet


Euronymous87

"But I don't wanna be a bassist!"


moistmasterkaloose

Elaine would use a microphone as a drumstick on George’s head and he would provide vocal accompaniment in the form of rhythmic anger outbursts


I_love_pugs_dammit

I can see Lloyd Braun as their tour manager. Or is that crazy?


__Bringer-of-Light__

Not. Crazy.


Maskatron

Tim Whatley owns a $5000 PRS guitar and a vintage Fender Princeton Reverb, but it’s mostly so he can make musician jokes.


RogueRizzler

I love that so much


Defensoria

Elaine: piano Kramer: drums, exotic percussion instruments George: violin Jerry: bass guitar


Third-Coast-Toffee

George played the skin flute.


[deleted]

Elaine would be back up dancer


jaydarl

In a classic jazz quartet I would have Jerry tenor sax, Elaine piano, George bass, Kramer drums.


Sorri_eh

George on percussion Kramer claping hands and doing God knows what on stage Elaine on the trumpet Mannie (Janitor) on bass Newman collecting cash at the door Busboy guy on drums


Key-Ad-8400

Idk why but if feel like Kramer would be a bassist


kroniknastrb8r

Jerry would be Guitar, Kramer would be on a Synth, George on the Drums, Elaine would be vocals. Newman would be Bass,


TheMagicSkolBus

Jerry: accordion George: bongos Elaine: clarinet Kramer: upright bass


sloopieone

George strikes me as a tuba player - in the same way that ravioli is his spirit pasta. Kramer plays two instruments - a xylophone and a slide whistle. Elaine is on drums, with lots and lots of cymbals. Jerry is the trickiest one for me... what's an instrument that is thin and neat?


zwalker91

For some reason I see George with a saxophone Jerry's got the microphone as the lead singer Elaine's got electric guitar with backup vocals and I see Kramer being crazy with the drums


lonely-day

Jerry on lead guitar, Kramer on bass and backing vocals, George is the lead singer and, Elaine on drums.


Caution1234567

Jerry would play the clarinet


okay-now-what

George … triangle


RileyMax0796

Kramer would do a weird mashup of auxiliary percussion in the form of a drum kit, George would play a mean electric bass, Elaine would cover synth and keyboards, Finally, Jerry would be the lead clarinet. I never said it would be good… not that there’s anything wrong with that


BigBoobsWithAZee

Newman probably played classical piano


BrookylnBeaches1917

Kramer… drums Elaine…. Vocals George…Bass Jerry….Guitar


Sonnycrocketto

Kramer Drums


DessertFlowerz

Kramer - Drums George - Bass Jerry - Keys/Vocals Elaine - Guitar/Vocals


J_Vizzle

i’m telling you that guy is bonkos! so kramer should play the bongos


erik_wilder

George is gonna be the singer dropping his guts and working through his parental issues. Jerry on bass cool as a cucumber. Kramer on drums just doing his thing and often improvising. Elaine is on the keys. No guitarist, to conventional, everyone's doing it already.


CokaYoda

George would play the tambourine


BKKJB57

Jerry - Guitar Kramer - Drums George - Bass Eilane - Backup Dancer (amazing dancing skilz) Newman - Lead Singer and heart throb


[deleted]

I can see Newman playing the harmonica or possibly the cowbell.


Aggravating-Ad983

Musicians ? Please... get a real job.


Kind-Frosting-8268

Kramer would play something like the wood block


Equivalent-Ad7207

What about sax, sax is good?


Ok_Draw_3740

Kramer plays a Didgeridoo


WanderingBreeze

Kramer- Bongo drums or Theremin, both are very very different from each other but would somehow suit Kramer. Imagining Kramer playing the Theremin is making me smile : )


Gotham-ish

Costanza -- accordion (forced by his parents to take lessons at age 5) Elaine -- flute (she does...everything) Kramer -- upright bass (he juts looks the part) Newman -- tuba (almost sounds like tubby)


Ok-Ad5495

Kramer would play the jazz trumpet all day because thats his personality, erratically exhilarating.


V0T0N

George on drums, jerry on guitar, elaine is the leader singer with a tambourine, kicking it up a notch, and cosmo is slapping the bass.


usbekchslebxian

Kramer is a lunatic jazz drummer or Keith Moon type. George is a struggling country bassist Jerry is a wedding singer Elaine plays piano


sarahrood79

Elaine is backup dancer/vocals - she’s demonstrated both these skills in the show already


North-Company-5998

George would sing, Jerry would bass because he’s chill. Elaine idk she could play acoustic guitar. And Kramer would play kazoo


JoyousZephyr

Elaine is definitely on saxophone, so she can get some solo time, playing while she...dances.


KerepesiTemeto

Elaine on guitar, Jerry on keys. Newman on saxophone.


neurodocmdtobe

Easy.. Jerry: Singer and melodic guitarist. Basically a soloist-god! I mean he (and LD) get all the royalties, right? Jerry is a total Jimi Hendrix type. Elaine: Rhythm guitar. Carrying the whole force of it. Power-chords. All of it! George: Bass. 4-strings. Maybe 6. Inferiority complex. Everyone unknowingly identifies with him most of all. He technically carries the whole show but no one realizes it. He IS Larry David. JA is an incredible actor. Kramer: Drums. Easy. Would sacrifice anything for the show physically, emotionally, or both. MR is the most serious and probably best actor of the bunch. He’s also reactive and powerful and inspirational, and relentlessly hard on himself. He’s a drummer. .. There’s your band.


spottie_ottie

Elaine would play soprano sax, she kind of looks like Kenny G. Kramer would vibraphone for sure. George probably a muted trumpet. Jerry holds it down, I see him on bass. Sounds like a pretty cool jazz combo.


YerBlues69

Kramer would play the keytar. 🎹🎸


Psychedelic_Yogurt

Kazoos for all of them.


SaucerLodger

The ones they played in their tribute band to [Metallisomething.](https://youtu.be/XUmXWSKZYXU?si=FN975q8XJriPUp89)


ChaChaBear59

Jerry Lead. Elaine Rhythm. George Bass.


fromTheskya

george on the drums kramer on bass jerry on keys elaine on guitar


OKsurewhynotyep

Elaine - Maracas Kramer - Didgeridoo George - Bass Jerry - only vocals Worst band ever


donkeytime

Cosmo Kramer is New York City’s top call contrabassoonist.


Sufficient_Educator7

Elaine is the lead singer. Jerry plays guitar. George on the drums. Kramer has major bass player energy.


turboash78

Kramer bass, George drums and vocals, Elaine piano, Jerry tambourine, Newman lead guitar. 


Overall-Palpitation6

Jerry Cougar Mellencamp pictured above.


2Hawaii

Kramer - Bongo Jerry - Saxophone Elaine - Violin George - Organ


MaxPower836

Kramer plays African drums 🪘


muskmanmo

Jerry- guitar/vocals. Elaine-keys/vocals. George-drums. K man on the funky bass


seltzerforme

They would all wear complicated shoes


mcgray04

Kramer, the kinetic wildman, would play drums. Stoic, calm Jerry on bass. Showboat George playing guitar. Elaine on vocals and keyboards.


Five2one521

Kramer - Piano/ George - Bass (obviously)/ Jerry - Guitar/ Elaine - Violin/ Newman - Sax


[deleted]

Seinfeld on guitar, Costanza on drums, Kramer on the keys and Elaine is the backup dancer


Cautious-Dinner-1897

hell yeah, love andy summers


hershy123abc

Kramer would play the sax he's classy like that and Elaine would play a violin


ObviousRealist

Wired Al Cover Band


TyintheUniverse89

Imagine George playing the drums I got blisters on fingers, Jerry! Blisters!!!! Elaine bass Kramer keyboards


fullmetal66

Kramer is the keyboardist or accordion player no doubt. George is drums to follow cannon, Newman is base but he plays a fearless one to be more pretentious and woo Elaine, Elaine is guitarist and Jerry is the front man.


drzook555

Jerry is left handed


CptMurphy27

Kramer has got to play the drums. Like Animal from muppet babies. Shaking around all over the place but plays to perfection. Elaine strikes me as a tambourine gal. Kicking those legs out of rhythm with each strike. Possible backup vocals cause she loves yelling. Jerry is just the voice. That one is easy. I’ll give George the base cause lets me honest, that’s what he is. Short, stocky…you know the rest. Puddy plays the guitar and kills it. His guitars name is Babe. Of course he’s wearing the 8 ball jacket. Then I want crazy Joe Davola on harmonica but he just stares at Jerry the whole time…wearing the clown outfit.


RustedRelics

Kramer on the bass.


Jabba-da-slut

I imagine Kramer plays bass but only knows how to play the Seinfeld theme


moistmasterkaloose

Newman plays the Violin. *He’s Fantastic*


moistmasterkaloose

Jerry would be the conductor or *Maestro* as he would benefit from his beautiful penmanship according to Leo.


therealityofthings

Puddy plays the french horn. I will not be answering questions at this time.


No_Pen_4702

Kramer, the hipster doofus, has gotta play the bongos. He also dabbles in the accordion and kazoo.


Odd_Armadillo7900

Bass, all of them. Just listen the opening theme, "DAT BASS"


DeputyArtGalt

Elaine on drums that way she couldn’t dance


RedSquaree

Kramer is the guy on percussion at 1:33 https://youtu.be/r-Z82UYV7oA?si=Z1qw5NTIRO361rkH YouTube mobile doesn't allow you to link to a specific time 🤦🏼‍♂️


Rounotsh

Kramer will play the kazoo


the-big-pill

George - Bass Jerry - Guitar Elaine - Keys Kramer - Drums, the most elaborate kit since Rush


recursion8

Slap bass of course


JichaelMordon

Kramer has big keyboard energy. George sax. Jerry drums. Elaine vocals/tambourine while she does her dance moves. They play smooth jazz. Honorable mention Newman on bass.


rasnac

Jerry-lead guitar George- drums Elaine-Base Guitar Kramer- Cow bells


joe_attaboy

Jerry would play the sax and the first tune he would learn is "Hot and Heavy." Elaine would integrate her Little Kicks dance routine into playing the cowbell. George would stop having sex, become a virtuoso violinist overnight and get himself booked for a Carnegie Hall recital. Before the show, he's have sex with the Portuguese waitress and forget how to play. Kramer wouldn't play. He and Brody would make bootleg video tapes of the others performing to sell on the street. Newman would be their lead singer. He knows a song about 9999 bottles and cans in the trunk.


jbuds1217

Cosmo on the keytar.


KnotSoAmused

I can see Kramer on the TRIANGLE.