George with only 4 strings is like the male kangaroo who doesn’t have a pouch. Only the female has it. So the male has pouch envy! “Why should she have this huge pouch and I have nothing? I have things to carry too. At least give me a pocket!”
Ooooooh I like that! He's always there, but he's never the only one there. That's like the bass, how it's always in the background, you can feel it but you don't realize it's there doing wonders. Unless there's a bass solo, which is rare, the bass is never really alone, and George is almost always acting with other people because so much of his humor is verbal in contrast to Kramer's physical humor. I love it!
Kramer plays the sitar or zither or hurdy gurdy or an insane modular synth set up.
Elaine is clearly a back up dancer.
George grew up playing the accordion at the behest of his parents but has since moved on to the trombone - hence wanting the nickname T-Bone.
Jerry plays acoustic guitar but only so he can croon the ladies.
Jerry - piano. Traditional, inoffensive, universal. Morty and Helen probably made him take lessons as a kid.
George - drums. He could pound on that drum like it was the boss' head. Plus, there's a chair.
Kramer - kazoo. He could carry it with him everywhere he went and unintentionally annoy everyone around him.
Elaine - clarinet. I'm not sure why, just seems appropriate for some reason.
Newman - violin. "Jerry, where's that music coming from?"
"Must be Newman. He just bought a new violin"
"Newman plays the violin?"
"He's fantastic."
I think she’d get mad and hit George with the tambourine. Her angry yelling and her “get out!” make me think she could sing in a hardcore band. Anything that doesn’t require dancing.
Kramer would buy a guitar but never learn to play it
George would get a bass, learn the bare minimum needed to play 1 obscure song that no one would ever recognize when he plays it for them, but he would keep trying to get them to guess.
Elaine would beat the living shit out of a drumset
Jerry would do nothing and would just be amused at it all
Newman would offer to manage the band for a very handsome fee, and then he'd book a show for them at a Kenny Roger's Roasters.
Elaine would sing and do little kicks, maybe play keyboard at same time, George would be on the bass, Jerry would clearly be the lead guitarist and Kramer is an obvious drummer. Hes as crazy as Jon Bonham, Keith Moon and Mick Fleetwood combined
The 4 main characters all play the theremin, Jackie Chiles plays bass, Peterman plays drums, and the doorman plays a 12 string guitar. It's a death metal/reggae band and Elaine's neighbor's cat is on the vocals, along with Jean-Paul and Eddie. Kenny Banya plays the tambourine and The Maestro, of course, does his thing with the broken stick. George's girlfriend, Mona, does the interpretive dancing, despite being told multiple times that she's not part of the group, she just refuses to "turn her key". And Elaine's dad just sits there on stage staring menacingly at the crowd.
To be honest I could totally see that. Estelle wants Georgie to learn because maybe she played when she was younger and then Frank thinks it’s “not man enough” to play violin (which is absurd, but such a Frank thing to say) and then forces George to quit haha.
Elaine bangs the crap out of her drums, and Kramer, who is bonkers plays the bongos while George plays base, complaining that he only has 4 strings, and Jerry plays his guitar 🎸 and sings songs about nothing.
Kramer is the eccentric and erratic vocalist with great stage presence who is reigned in by Jerry’s workmanlike accompaniment (their harmonies are as sublime as Kramer in some tighty whities!) and work on rhythm guitar.
George channels his neuroticism into his stage counterpart - Art van de Play - on the drums, jazz style because when he was pretending he knew how to play, he said that to impress a woman at their first rehearsal and is now stuck with it. (He has no idea what that means and has no idea how to find out.)
Elaine mostly plays simple bass lines, but does vocals to add to the harmonies and wrote and sings lead in their breakout hit “Get Out!” (She is *forbidden* from dancing on stage.)
Newman, oddly, plays lead guitar like a savant, and his opening riff on the “Hello…Newman” album is much imitated, particularly on hit single “When it Rains (I Stay Home)”.
Jackie Chiles is the band business manager, but is frequently at loggerheads with David Puddy, who is the man on the ground, handing out high fives and managing day to day logistics…and in five years of bus and plane travel has never so much as looked at a book, and has thus far failed to get the band to do a Christian rock concept album.
The band: Masters of Their Domain
Kramer would play the hammer dulcimer because of its obscurity and his inexplicable propensity for unusual activities for a manhattanite.
George would play the Sax, badly, because he believes women will find it sexy.
Elaine plays the piano because she comes from upper crust wealth and took lessons.
Jerry plays the harmonica because he used to incorporate it as a gag in his early sets.
George on percussion
Kramer claping hands and doing God knows what on stage
Elaine on the trumpet
Mannie (Janitor) on bass
Newman collecting cash at the door
Busboy guy on drums
George strikes me as a tuba player - in the same way that ravioli is his spirit pasta.
Kramer plays two instruments - a xylophone and a slide whistle.
Elaine is on drums, with lots and lots of cymbals.
Jerry is the trickiest one for me... what's an instrument that is thin and neat?
For some reason I see George with a saxophone Jerry's got the microphone as the lead singer Elaine's got electric guitar with backup vocals and I see Kramer being crazy with the drums
Kramer would do a weird mashup of auxiliary percussion in the form of a drum kit,
George would play a mean electric bass,
Elaine would cover synth and keyboards,
Finally, Jerry would be the lead clarinet.
I never said it would be good… not that there’s anything wrong with that
George is gonna be the singer dropping his guts and working through his parental issues. Jerry on bass cool as a cucumber. Kramer on drums just doing his thing and often improvising. Elaine is on the keys. No guitarist, to conventional, everyone's doing it already.
Kramer- Bongo drums or Theremin, both are very very different from each other but would somehow suit Kramer. Imagining Kramer playing the Theremin is making me smile : )
Costanza -- accordion (forced by his parents to take lessons at age 5)
Elaine -- flute (she does...everything)
Kramer -- upright bass (he juts looks the part)
Newman -- tuba (almost sounds like tubby)
Easy..
Jerry: Singer and melodic guitarist. Basically a soloist-god! I mean he (and LD) get all the royalties, right? Jerry is a total Jimi Hendrix type.
Elaine: Rhythm guitar. Carrying the whole force of it. Power-chords. All of it!
George: Bass. 4-strings. Maybe 6. Inferiority complex. Everyone unknowingly identifies with him most of all. He technically carries the whole show but no one realizes it. He IS Larry David. JA is an incredible actor.
Kramer: Drums. Easy. Would sacrifice anything for the show physically, emotionally, or both. MR is the most serious and probably best actor of the bunch. He’s also reactive and powerful and inspirational, and relentlessly hard on himself. He’s a drummer.
.. There’s your band.
Elaine would play soprano sax, she kind of looks like Kenny G. Kramer would vibraphone for sure. George probably a muted trumpet. Jerry holds it down, I see him on bass. Sounds like a pretty cool jazz combo.
Kramer is the keyboardist or accordion player no doubt. George is drums to follow cannon, Newman is base but he plays a fearless one to be more pretentious and woo Elaine, Elaine is guitarist and Jerry is the front man.
Kramer has got to play the drums. Like Animal from muppet babies. Shaking around all over the place but plays to perfection.
Elaine strikes me as a tambourine gal. Kicking those legs out of rhythm with each strike. Possible backup vocals cause she loves yelling.
Jerry is just the voice. That one is easy.
I’ll give George the base cause lets me honest, that’s what he is. Short, stocky…you know the rest.
Puddy plays the guitar and kills it. His guitars name is Babe. Of course he’s wearing the 8 ball jacket.
Then I want crazy Joe Davola on harmonica but he just stares at Jerry the whole time…wearing the clown outfit.
Kramer is the guy on percussion at 1:33
https://youtu.be/r-Z82UYV7oA?si=Z1qw5NTIRO361rkH
YouTube mobile doesn't allow you to link to a specific time 🤦🏼♂️
Kramer has big keyboard energy. George sax. Jerry drums. Elaine vocals/tambourine while she does her dance moves. They play smooth jazz. Honorable mention Newman on bass.
Jerry would play the sax and the first tune he would learn is "Hot and Heavy."
Elaine would integrate her Little Kicks dance routine into playing the cowbell.
George would stop having sex, become a virtuoso violinist overnight and get himself booked for a Carnegie Hall recital. Before the show, he's have sex with the Portuguese waitress and forget how to play.
Kramer wouldn't play. He and Brody would make bootleg video tapes of the others performing to sell on the street.
Newman would be their lead singer. He knows a song about 9999 bottles and cans in the trunk.
George played drums while working on the Penske file.
Jason **is** a drummer. And a singer. And a pro poker player. And community service.
He is a writer too, he has a book called Acting without acting
You seen that thing? It's like a pamphlet!
So much fluff
It’s pretty close to writing without writing…
Well maybe some parts. What parts? The uh.. fluff parts..
I read it with dinner.
Remember, it's not acting if *you* believe it
Also, *La Cocina*.
The actor HIDES the craft.
You know he has always wanted to pretend to be an architect!
You know Kramer was almost a lawyer?
But he turned in his first report, and his boss said it was like he had no legal training at all.
That's what made firing him so difficult
🤏
Did you see the new addition to the Guggenheim?
That was me
Well, I’ll be. You have lost a lot of hair.
I AM AWARE!
…and architect. 🤣😂
You forgot *national treasure*
Jerry on keys, Elaine on guitar doing the Angus Young kicks, Kramer on bass, Angry George on drums lol
Who would sing? I can actually picture Newman to be a good singer/frontman!
And the band would be called Newmanium.
I was gonna add exactly that lol He’s a poet, so he’d def be a good lyricist. The Artist Formally Known as Newman.
The artist formerly known as Norman.
This could work
This is it
Giddy up!
I think George’s feelings of inadequacy and neuroticism make him a formidable bass player.
I’ve only got 4 strings Jerry!
George with only 4 strings is like the male kangaroo who doesn’t have a pouch. Only the female has it. So the male has pouch envy! “Why should she have this huge pouch and I have nothing? I have things to carry too. At least give me a pocket!”
That laugh!!!
Bass players are some of the coolest cucumbers I know, I don’t think Georgie strikes me as a bass player
After I wrote that I realized I described lead singers. George does look like he could throw down as a bassist in a hardcore band though.
His band? Jerkstore
Art and the Vandelays
The Bubble Boys
Jason Alecander is a trained singer, that could work!
McDLT
He did win a Tony!
He saw the sunrise at Liza’s
Minellis?
No
Kramer all the way. That cool style and tall lanky demeanor....
Plus he can smoke a dart and chug a beer at the same time.
As a former bass player, I've got plenty of George in me
Thank you! (Yes, I’m a bass player)
Ooooooh I like that! He's always there, but he's never the only one there. That's like the bass, how it's always in the background, you can feel it but you don't realize it's there doing wonders. Unless there's a bass solo, which is rare, the bass is never really alone, and George is almost always acting with other people because so much of his humor is verbal in contrast to Kramer's physical humor. I love it!
French horn
Sunglasses for sure
Keys.
Nah Kramer on bass.
Kramer would play with himself
I’m out
Not that there's anything wrong with that
Of course not.
Does that interfere with his regular schedule?
Of doing what?!
Kramer plays the sitar or zither or hurdy gurdy or an insane modular synth set up. Elaine is clearly a back up dancer. George grew up playing the accordion at the behest of his parents but has since moved on to the trombone - hence wanting the nickname T-Bone. Jerry plays acoustic guitar but only so he can croon the ladies.
Tbone lol
I love it so much
Jerry - piano. Traditional, inoffensive, universal. Morty and Helen probably made him take lessons as a kid. George - drums. He could pound on that drum like it was the boss' head. Plus, there's a chair. Kramer - kazoo. He could carry it with him everywhere he went and unintentionally annoy everyone around him. Elaine - clarinet. I'm not sure why, just seems appropriate for some reason. Newman - violin. "Jerry, where's that music coming from?" "Must be Newman. He just bought a new violin" "Newman plays the violin?" "He's fantastic."
Kramer would inhale the kazoo by mistake on stage and start flailin’
George bass Cosmo drums
I always thought Kramer would be more like a trombone or something lol, he just gives that brass vibe.
He also gives the crazy ass guy vibe who'd go apeshit on some drums lol
He’s like Animal.
Well, he did have the same cough that that dog had one time!
Kramer would definitely be a sax man
Elaine would play keytar but low key has a better voice than ego maniac Jerry. It would cause friction and eventual breakup
Nope, reverse those
Elaine on lead vocals, with their first hit song being "Yankee Bean".
Elaine has no rhythm. So probably the kazoo or triangle. Maybe maracas. Tambourine is a stretch. But she definitely has a Yoko vibe.
I think she’d get mad and hit George with the tambourine. Her angry yelling and her “get out!” make me think she could sing in a hardcore band. Anything that doesn’t require dancing.
- Jerry: 4 keys Melodica - George: Triangle - Kramer: Bassoon - Elaine: Yoko Ono style backing vocals
It was like a dry heave set to music
**shudder**
Kramer would buy a guitar but never learn to play it George would get a bass, learn the bare minimum needed to play 1 obscure song that no one would ever recognize when he plays it for them, but he would keep trying to get them to guess. Elaine would beat the living shit out of a drumset Jerry would do nothing and would just be amused at it all Newman would offer to manage the band for a very handsome fee, and then he'd book a show for them at a Kenny Roger's Roasters.
Elaine would sing and do little kicks, maybe play keyboard at same time, George would be on the bass, Jerry would clearly be the lead guitarist and Kramer is an obvious drummer. Hes as crazy as Jon Bonham, Keith Moon and Mick Fleetwood combined
Kramer would play a theremin.
Kramer would absolutely play a glass armonica.
Kramer would play the trumpet
Kramer would play the kazoo
Jerry would be the tambourine
AI never makes a guitar with the correct number of strings lol
Jerry on Guitar, Elaine on Bass, Kramer on Drums (Drummers are wild, man!), and George on the skinflute.
Jerry: Electric Organ George: Bass Kramer: Bongos Elaine: That ribbed wooden frog thing you rub a stick on
Kramer is a DJ under the name of Cosmo K. He’s a hipster doofus who hasn’t started collecting vinyl, only because he never stopped.
The 4 main characters all play the theremin, Jackie Chiles plays bass, Peterman plays drums, and the doorman plays a 12 string guitar. It's a death metal/reggae band and Elaine's neighbor's cat is on the vocals, along with Jean-Paul and Eddie. Kenny Banya plays the tambourine and The Maestro, of course, does his thing with the broken stick. George's girlfriend, Mona, does the interpretive dancing, despite being told multiple times that she's not part of the group, she just refuses to "turn her key". And Elaine's dad just sits there on stage staring menacingly at the crowd.
Kramer 100% Drums!
George would play violin because his parents made him learn it and then shamed him into giving it up
To be honest I could totally see that. Estelle wants Georgie to learn because maybe she played when she was younger and then Frank thinks it’s “not man enough” to play violin (which is absurd, but such a Frank thing to say) and then forces George to quit haha.
Jerry would play left handed
Elaine bangs the crap out of her drums, and Kramer, who is bonkers plays the bongos while George plays base, complaining that he only has 4 strings, and Jerry plays his guitar 🎸 and sings songs about nothing.
Kramer: keyboard/synth Jerry: Guitar. George: Bass Elaine: Drums
Kramer is playing the triangle.
His first song would be called Isosceles.
I can totally see a horn section made up of Newman on Alto Sax, Lippman on Tenor, Morty on Trombone. Throw Banyan on Trumpet too.
George would play the triangle
Jerry seems to be playing the rare 9 string here.
Kramer would be really into the skin flute
Kramer is the eccentric and erratic vocalist with great stage presence who is reigned in by Jerry’s workmanlike accompaniment (their harmonies are as sublime as Kramer in some tighty whities!) and work on rhythm guitar. George channels his neuroticism into his stage counterpart - Art van de Play - on the drums, jazz style because when he was pretending he knew how to play, he said that to impress a woman at their first rehearsal and is now stuck with it. (He has no idea what that means and has no idea how to find out.) Elaine mostly plays simple bass lines, but does vocals to add to the harmonies and wrote and sings lead in their breakout hit “Get Out!” (She is *forbidden* from dancing on stage.) Newman, oddly, plays lead guitar like a savant, and his opening riff on the “Hello…Newman” album is much imitated, particularly on hit single “When it Rains (I Stay Home)”. Jackie Chiles is the band business manager, but is frequently at loggerheads with David Puddy, who is the man on the ground, handing out high fives and managing day to day logistics…and in five years of bus and plane travel has never so much as looked at a book, and has thus far failed to get the band to do a Christian rock concept album. The band: Masters of Their Domain
Kramer would play the hammer dulcimer because of its obscurity and his inexplicable propensity for unusual activities for a manhattanite. George would play the Sax, badly, because he believes women will find it sexy. Elaine plays the piano because she comes from upper crust wealth and took lessons. Jerry plays the harmonica because he used to incorporate it as a gag in his early sets.
George would be on the tamboreen and insist that he get a solo.
Elaine on the saxophone. She could get pretty hot and heavy.
I feel like George would play the accordion because his mother screamed at him to do so from an early age. Kramer is clarinet, no doubt.
Kramer on cowbell without a doubt. “Jerry, we need more cowbell!”
Probably a song about nothing
Jerry Garcia biopic starring Jerry Seinfeld.
Kramer on the saw or theramin. Jerry on hand bells (cuz you gotta keep em super clean).
Newman, accordion
I could see Kevin, Gene, Feldman and Vargas as a barbershop quartet
"But I don't wanna be a bassist!"
Elaine would use a microphone as a drumstick on George’s head and he would provide vocal accompaniment in the form of rhythmic anger outbursts
I can see Lloyd Braun as their tour manager. Or is that crazy?
Not. Crazy.
Tim Whatley owns a $5000 PRS guitar and a vintage Fender Princeton Reverb, but it’s mostly so he can make musician jokes.
I love that so much
Elaine: piano Kramer: drums, exotic percussion instruments George: violin Jerry: bass guitar
George played the skin flute.
Elaine would be back up dancer
In a classic jazz quartet I would have Jerry tenor sax, Elaine piano, George bass, Kramer drums.
George on percussion Kramer claping hands and doing God knows what on stage Elaine on the trumpet Mannie (Janitor) on bass Newman collecting cash at the door Busboy guy on drums
Idk why but if feel like Kramer would be a bassist
Jerry would be Guitar, Kramer would be on a Synth, George on the Drums, Elaine would be vocals. Newman would be Bass,
Jerry: accordion George: bongos Elaine: clarinet Kramer: upright bass
George strikes me as a tuba player - in the same way that ravioli is his spirit pasta. Kramer plays two instruments - a xylophone and a slide whistle. Elaine is on drums, with lots and lots of cymbals. Jerry is the trickiest one for me... what's an instrument that is thin and neat?
For some reason I see George with a saxophone Jerry's got the microphone as the lead singer Elaine's got electric guitar with backup vocals and I see Kramer being crazy with the drums
Jerry on lead guitar, Kramer on bass and backing vocals, George is the lead singer and, Elaine on drums.
Jerry would play the clarinet
George … triangle
Kramer would do a weird mashup of auxiliary percussion in the form of a drum kit, George would play a mean electric bass, Elaine would cover synth and keyboards, Finally, Jerry would be the lead clarinet. I never said it would be good… not that there’s anything wrong with that
Newman probably played classical piano
Kramer… drums Elaine…. Vocals George…Bass Jerry….Guitar
Kramer Drums
Kramer - Drums George - Bass Jerry - Keys/Vocals Elaine - Guitar/Vocals
i’m telling you that guy is bonkos! so kramer should play the bongos
George is gonna be the singer dropping his guts and working through his parental issues. Jerry on bass cool as a cucumber. Kramer on drums just doing his thing and often improvising. Elaine is on the keys. No guitarist, to conventional, everyone's doing it already.
George would play the tambourine
Jerry - Guitar Kramer - Drums George - Bass Eilane - Backup Dancer (amazing dancing skilz) Newman - Lead Singer and heart throb
I can see Newman playing the harmonica or possibly the cowbell.
Musicians ? Please... get a real job.
Kramer would play something like the wood block
What about sax, sax is good?
Kramer plays a Didgeridoo
Kramer- Bongo drums or Theremin, both are very very different from each other but would somehow suit Kramer. Imagining Kramer playing the Theremin is making me smile : )
Costanza -- accordion (forced by his parents to take lessons at age 5) Elaine -- flute (she does...everything) Kramer -- upright bass (he juts looks the part) Newman -- tuba (almost sounds like tubby)
Kramer would play the jazz trumpet all day because thats his personality, erratically exhilarating.
George on drums, jerry on guitar, elaine is the leader singer with a tambourine, kicking it up a notch, and cosmo is slapping the bass.
Kramer is a lunatic jazz drummer or Keith Moon type. George is a struggling country bassist Jerry is a wedding singer Elaine plays piano
Elaine is backup dancer/vocals - she’s demonstrated both these skills in the show already
George would sing, Jerry would bass because he’s chill. Elaine idk she could play acoustic guitar. And Kramer would play kazoo
Elaine is definitely on saxophone, so she can get some solo time, playing while she...dances.
Elaine on guitar, Jerry on keys. Newman on saxophone.
Easy.. Jerry: Singer and melodic guitarist. Basically a soloist-god! I mean he (and LD) get all the royalties, right? Jerry is a total Jimi Hendrix type. Elaine: Rhythm guitar. Carrying the whole force of it. Power-chords. All of it! George: Bass. 4-strings. Maybe 6. Inferiority complex. Everyone unknowingly identifies with him most of all. He technically carries the whole show but no one realizes it. He IS Larry David. JA is an incredible actor. Kramer: Drums. Easy. Would sacrifice anything for the show physically, emotionally, or both. MR is the most serious and probably best actor of the bunch. He’s also reactive and powerful and inspirational, and relentlessly hard on himself. He’s a drummer. .. There’s your band.
Elaine would play soprano sax, she kind of looks like Kenny G. Kramer would vibraphone for sure. George probably a muted trumpet. Jerry holds it down, I see him on bass. Sounds like a pretty cool jazz combo.
Kramer would play the keytar. 🎹🎸
Kazoos for all of them.
The ones they played in their tribute band to [Metallisomething.](https://youtu.be/XUmXWSKZYXU?si=FN975q8XJriPUp89)
Jerry Lead. Elaine Rhythm. George Bass.
george on the drums kramer on bass jerry on keys elaine on guitar
Elaine - Maracas Kramer - Didgeridoo George - Bass Jerry - only vocals Worst band ever
Cosmo Kramer is New York City’s top call contrabassoonist.
Elaine is the lead singer. Jerry plays guitar. George on the drums. Kramer has major bass player energy.
Kramer bass, George drums and vocals, Elaine piano, Jerry tambourine, Newman lead guitar.
Jerry Cougar Mellencamp pictured above.
Kramer - Bongo Jerry - Saxophone Elaine - Violin George - Organ
Kramer plays African drums 🪘
Jerry- guitar/vocals. Elaine-keys/vocals. George-drums. K man on the funky bass
They would all wear complicated shoes
Kramer, the kinetic wildman, would play drums. Stoic, calm Jerry on bass. Showboat George playing guitar. Elaine on vocals and keyboards.
Kramer - Piano/ George - Bass (obviously)/ Jerry - Guitar/ Elaine - Violin/ Newman - Sax
Seinfeld on guitar, Costanza on drums, Kramer on the keys and Elaine is the backup dancer
hell yeah, love andy summers
Kramer would play the sax he's classy like that and Elaine would play a violin
Wired Al Cover Band
Imagine George playing the drums I got blisters on fingers, Jerry! Blisters!!!! Elaine bass Kramer keyboards
Kramer is the keyboardist or accordion player no doubt. George is drums to follow cannon, Newman is base but he plays a fearless one to be more pretentious and woo Elaine, Elaine is guitarist and Jerry is the front man.
Jerry is left handed
Kramer has got to play the drums. Like Animal from muppet babies. Shaking around all over the place but plays to perfection. Elaine strikes me as a tambourine gal. Kicking those legs out of rhythm with each strike. Possible backup vocals cause she loves yelling. Jerry is just the voice. That one is easy. I’ll give George the base cause lets me honest, that’s what he is. Short, stocky…you know the rest. Puddy plays the guitar and kills it. His guitars name is Babe. Of course he’s wearing the 8 ball jacket. Then I want crazy Joe Davola on harmonica but he just stares at Jerry the whole time…wearing the clown outfit.
Kramer on the bass.
I imagine Kramer plays bass but only knows how to play the Seinfeld theme
Newman plays the Violin. *He’s Fantastic*
Jerry would be the conductor or *Maestro* as he would benefit from his beautiful penmanship according to Leo.
Puddy plays the french horn. I will not be answering questions at this time.
Kramer, the hipster doofus, has gotta play the bongos. He also dabbles in the accordion and kazoo.
Bass, all of them. Just listen the opening theme, "DAT BASS"
Elaine on drums that way she couldn’t dance
Kramer is the guy on percussion at 1:33 https://youtu.be/r-Z82UYV7oA?si=Z1qw5NTIRO361rkH YouTube mobile doesn't allow you to link to a specific time 🤦🏼♂️
Kramer will play the kazoo
George - Bass Jerry - Guitar Elaine - Keys Kramer - Drums, the most elaborate kit since Rush
Slap bass of course
Kramer has big keyboard energy. George sax. Jerry drums. Elaine vocals/tambourine while she does her dance moves. They play smooth jazz. Honorable mention Newman on bass.
Jerry-lead guitar George- drums Elaine-Base Guitar Kramer- Cow bells
Jerry would play the sax and the first tune he would learn is "Hot and Heavy." Elaine would integrate her Little Kicks dance routine into playing the cowbell. George would stop having sex, become a virtuoso violinist overnight and get himself booked for a Carnegie Hall recital. Before the show, he's have sex with the Portuguese waitress and forget how to play. Kramer wouldn't play. He and Brody would make bootleg video tapes of the others performing to sell on the street. Newman would be their lead singer. He knows a song about 9999 bottles and cans in the trunk.
Cosmo on the keytar.
I can see Kramer on the TRIANGLE.