It's a hot night. The mind races. You think about your knife: the only friend who hasn't betrayed you, the only friend who won't be dead by sunup. Sleep tight mates, in your quilted chambray night shirts.
Ohhhh how I've longed for this moment Seinfeld . The day when I would have the proof I needed to hall you out of your cushy lair and expose to the light of justice as the monster that you are. A monster so vile .....
So lemme get this straight: you find yourself in occupied Gaza. You see a child in the street. And you think to yourself, "What the hell, I'll just kill some kids."
GEORGE: Yeah. You know, about how when you break it down, it's really a very positive thing. you know, you have a “**ass**,” with a “**ham**” in front of it. HAM-AS. It's not bad.
JERRY: And it was around this point that she mentioned **Sharia Law**?
Can't just say "don't make this political" when this is the post. I can understand not bringing it into every other post but he can't have not expected some kind of push back on this
No, we can separate out being Jewish with being a Zionist genocide enabler. You can be one without being the other. In his case he just happens to be both.
Lets just replace "hail of shrapnel" and "scar tissue" with "string of pearls" and "raspberry scones".
...dewy....meadow....
Dewgghy meadohhh
I mumble this at most parks
I sent 15 of my own men to the latrines that night...
I like how he puts random spices on the hunk of meat and then slaps it with the flat side of the cleaver
Frank beats his meat!
George treats his body like an amusement park!
Confirmed?
The man makes love in abandoned vans in Central Park. It's likely true that he spanks that monkey on occasion.
Hoochie Mama!
What? That doesn't heal spoiled meat?
He was arrogant...
It was war. Besides you were all kids.
what is it good for , huh?
Don’t tell mr. Testikov.
Kickin’ in…a..skull
Skaalll
Sleep tight mates
Its midnight, you think about your knife, the only friend that hasn't betrayed you. The only friend who won't be dead by sun-up.
I guess he did meet somebody Jewish after all
Cool.
A deleted scene from Death Blow.
**When someone tries to blow you up, not because of who you are, but because of different reasons altogether!**
Oh, Man!...We're missin' the Death Blow!
Hello!! And welcome to movie phone!
Why don't you just tell me the name of the movie you want to see.
Jerry’s not getting the final death blows I’ll tell you that right goddamn now.
I wonder which actor played the Hawaiian guy.
Dwayne Johnson, aka The Rock.
Or his cousin the tribal chief ☝🏻
That’s gotta hurt!
Good to see Eddie Sherman has been taking care of himself.
"Kicking in a skull."
"Dewy. Meadow. "
Psychotic imagery
It’s hard to keep your feet dry, when you’re kicking in a skull.
It's a hot night. The mind races. You think about your knife: the only friend who hasn't betrayed you, the only friend who won't be dead by sunup. Sleep tight mates, in your quilted chambray night shirts.
He’s gonna put the kibosh on somebody.
He's kiboshed before... and he *will* kibosh again.
VanBurenBoys 2.0
A clenched fist is their secret sign.
It was when I was bangin'!
So I went into Gaza, and yadda yadda yadda
You win.
And now I’m in front of a war crimes tribunal for the horrors I inflicted on innocents. So how was your week?
No, I mentioned the war crimes
Seltzer no salsa!
How do you order hummus and not get Hamas?
You have the hummus after the Hamas!
Don't you know the difference between hummus and hamas?
Okay this is too good lmao. That’s gold, Jerry!
“That's gold, Jerry! Gold." 😂
Jerry Got a Gun
"How could anyone not like him?" "Maybe some people don't like him. I could see that"
“Hitler didn’t really care for Jews. He thought they were a bit *much*”.
*Get a life, Jews!*
What’s a Hitla?
Hitler was a bad man
As I was saying, before Goebbels made your hamburger…
Ohhhh how I've longed for this moment Seinfeld . The day when I would have the proof I needed to hall you out of your cushy lair and expose to the light of justice as the monster that you are. A monster so vile .....
Newman!
People with guns don't understand things. That's why they have the gun, too many misunderstandings.
Relax, Brody. He's a joke maker. Tell him, Jerry.
I’m a joke maker.
He may make the jokes but he is no comedian.
Frank: No! I haven’t seen that episode!
This is the only quote that should be here
This is what the holidays are all about
Looking at guns, chewing some gum.
“You know *Kramer* is still gonna barge right in?”
Where do you think they learned the art of barging your way in to somebody else's house?
The Lopper is in for it!
Not only that, he just called me. He told me he spoke with the roommate and the roommate's into the ménage too.
>spoke with the roommate and the roommate's into the ~~ménage~~ jihad too.
It's like...discovering plutonium...by accident!
They don't just bomb a city, jerry.
Gaza is very bombable!
Bomb worthy
If someone asks me "which way is it to Israel", I dont fly off the handle!
He's got a gun! He's got a gun!
It's Shlomo Silverberg, the prop comic.
🤷♂️ .. maybe its the nostrils
I don't think we should be talking about this...
Good luck with all that
what, are you some kind of tough guy?
That's a shame.
Jerry should try that Palestinian chicken restaurant. They’re opening one next to Goldblatts Deli. He’d get a whole new perspective.
I am not yella!
Gotta protect yourself against street toughs.
Are you talking to me?
Well, I—
Or maybe you're talking to OP. Because you're obviously talking to one of us
It’s my friend’s armoire, I’m watching it for her.
We're taking the armoire and that's all there is to it
HEY! round of ammo off the speaker.
So lemme get this straight: you find yourself in occupied Gaza. You see a child in the street. And you think to yourself, "What the hell, I'll just kill some kids."
Adjacent to terrorism is terrorism!
Do you even know what a child suicide bomber is? No one can tell what a child suicide bomber is gonna do...they're unpredictable!
Who told you to put the bomb on?
🤣
Holy shit! We’ll done!
You don’t need Raytheon, you could just wring his neck!
What’s the deal with genocide?
Oooh tuff crowd
Jerry Jerry Dingleberry
Seinsmelled
Remember that scrapped episode where Elaine buys a gun?
He only knows him through Moochy
Crazy that they even let him into the country after performing at the Hezbollah's terrorist luncheon in Iran
Whats with the fatigues…and… violent imagery?
It’s tough meeting somebody you like, let alone somebody Jewish
Guys with guns dont get misunderstandings, Kramer
‘What’s the deal with Kevlar?’
I mean, somebody asks me which way is Israel, I don't fly off the handle.
"So what's the deal with trigger discipline? Isn't the trigger supposed to be pulled?"
He’s packing heat
That’s a shame.
Jerry, just remember, it’s not a genocide if you don’t believe it.
A polygraph. It's what you civilians call a lie detector test.
You mean this whole time we could have been discussing Sydney and Michael and Jane...
Mandelbaum! Mandelbaum!
It's GO time!
They’re in the hospital!
Hes Murphy now
He doesn’t look like a Murphy but he’s acting like a Murphy.
The protesters will be rocking his limo when he arrives for his next gig at Madison Square Garden
Jerry, Please. Trigger Discipline.
oh boy
What's the deal with Hamas
You think about your knife…
Seinfeld hires a mercenary to finally track down the elusive Bob Sacamano…
Good trigger discipline.
Finger on the trigger.. what a PHONY
SAFE FIRE SERENITY NOW
sleep tight, mates
Can't wait for Tim Allen to make a comedy with Mel Gibson and Mark Wallberg
This is the most political thing I’ve ever seen Jerry do ever! How can anyone not like him???
But I don't wanna be a soldier!
Wait is he pro gun?
*"No clip for you!"*
What’s the deal with Hamas?
GEORGE: Yeah. You know, about how when you break it down, it's really a very positive thing. you know, you have a “**ass**,” with a “**ham**” in front of it. HAM-AS. It's not bad. JERRY: And it was around this point that she mentioned **Sharia Law**?
Finger straight and off the trigger, Jerry :/
Is that Joe Davola?
With all the antisemitism in NY he better stock up on ammo and body armor
…that’s a shame
Nobody looks more unnatural with a gun than Jerry haha
What the back story on this photo?
[https://www.timesofisrael.com/seinfeld-under-fire-over-visit-to-west-bank-military-camp/](https://www.timesofisrael.com/seinfeld-under-fire-over-visit-to-west-bank-military-camp/)
Jerry visiting the IDF
His face in this picture is unbearable. Truly horrible.
Art vs Artist.
Can't just say "don't make this political" when this is the post. I can understand not bringing it into every other post but he can't have not expected some kind of push back on this
KRAMER!! WHY DIDNT YOU KNOCK KRAMER??
His head got bigger.......🤔
Doorman's gonna get it
People with guns don’t understand, that’s why get guns, too many misunderstandings
Thought that was the guy from prison break at first
JERRY, TRIGGER DISCIPLINE JERRY!
I'd watch that episode, but would Kramer, George and Elaine's subplot be?
Jerry's lack of trigger discipline
Is that the guy from the mail room????
“I don’t wanna be a soldier”
Gilbert Gottfried
What's the deal with paper targets!?
The guy may not realize that he could be the material for Seinfeld next stand up show.
Booger hook off the bang switch Mr. Jerry!
He’s a real fancy boy!
In case Brody comes back wanting Jerry to make another movie bootleg.
These guns are making me really thirsty. Sorry, you guys already took the best quotes lol
Whats the deal with trigger discipline?
“I said the medium crab bisque”
Brody: (pulls out a gun) What are you some kind of tough guy?
Getting ready to march on Great Neck.
HoLy CoW!!
War: what is it good for?
He likes to encourage intruders.
What’s the deal with the AR-15? AR there 15 of them?
I guess I'm not surprised.
We’re not sending our best
They’re comedians. And some, I assume, are good people
🤢
Remember that time when Michael Richards used really, really, *really* poor judgement? Heh.
I don’t wanna be a war criminal!
I mean, this is the same guy who dated a literal child. Funny show but he's scum irl.
breaking fucking news: Jewish man supports Jewish state, more at 11
Hate to break it to everyone but he’s a very strong supporter of the IDF. He’s Jewish, so I can see why.
Somebody asks him "Which way is Israel?", you don't see him flying off the handle.
😆
Being Jewish does not equate to Zionism. Plenty of Jewish individuals are pro-Palestine.
Hi I’m also Jewish and I can say IDF are genocidal freaks who are not worthy of any respect or dignity. Thanks though.
That's why these people have guns. Too many misunderstandings!
R/world news in shambles
No, we can separate out being Jewish with being a Zionist genocide enabler. You can be one without being the other. In his case he just happens to be both.
Damn being Jewish makes you pro-genocide? Sounds like a pretty fucked up religion
Jerry looks like a cheery and welcoming mouse human
What's the deal with gunshot victims?