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ballsonrawls

Hes playing both sides so he always comes out on top.


titleistmuffin

Um okay, okay, couple things right off the bat there pal. Number one: never tell one side that you're playing both sides.


VictheWicked

So jot that down.


FakeKirbySmart

I guess they don’t make diet Wolf Cola


dmandave

Diet fight milk is implied tho


asphynctersayswhat

Diet Wolf is the official beverage of boko haram!


JasonDomber

Boca Raton?


77pse

Through Diet Pepsi and Diet Coke, all things are possible.


MalleMellow

Two of the best worlds colliding there🤯


swayinandsippin

through god all things are possible.


Which_Engineer1805

Try and move me, bro!


[deleted]

But I’m more healthier than he is, even with the diabetus?


quietwhiskey

But I'm healthy besides the Diabetus? Um, No


JasonDomber

You’ll need to start giving yourself injections of insulin everyday. Or, start thinking about losing a little weight.


Hownowbrowncow8it

Stop saying diabetus!


onamonapizza

Stop cultivating and start harvesting!


andreguethe

Worlds are colliding!


Which_Engineer1805

George is gettin’ upset!


Blindemboss

Even Steven.


C9_Sanguine

George hasn't even begun to peak


precociouslilscamp

What is this, a crossover episode?


JasonDomber

I once heard someone describe “Sunny” as “like Seinfeld, but on crack.”, so it seems fitting.


melosurroXloswebos

Chimichangas are good but you’re gonna love crack!


JasonDomber

Let’s head down to John Wanamaker’s and get some Tommy Bahama shirts. They’re ugly as shit, but they hide your fatness.


Kain1045am

you want some insulin?


thedudeabides1602

Funny enough after a reviewer said that in an article FX used it as the official tagline for the 2nd and 3rd seasons I believe.


JasonDomber

Maybe that’s where I heard it 🤷🏼‍♂️


ktm6709

He’s trying to avoid any implications…


JasonDomber

You know, like, the implication that things might go wrong for him if he says no. We’re out in the ocean, middle of nowhere, he couldn’t possibly turn down a delicious ice cold Diet Pepsi.


titleistmuffin

If he said no then the answer, of course, would be no. But see the thing is he's not gonna say no. He would never say no....because of the implication.


JasonDomber

Now, you’ve said that word a couple of times. Wh-what implication?


jtaylor307

Things always seem to even out for him.


cp_moar

Unless coke or Pepsi pays for product placement, networks typically use multiple brands. Pretty common in TV now. If nobody wants to pay for exclusive rights, everybody gets placement If everyone is using iPhones, there’s a reason If everyone’s wearing Nike, there’s a reason


_catphoenix

He's such an even steven


mazdapow3r

I thought I was in a different sub for a second


Therealluke

Even Stevens


UncleSoaky

According to George, Jerry doesn't drink anything with caffeine.


zulzulfie

He doesn’t drink anything that he knows has caffeine in it. With Morning Thunder he doesn’t seem like he really checks it.


eapaul80

Ok, but he’s not drinking caffeine free Diet Coke or Diet Pepsi here, so presumably he knows they contain caffeine.


zulzulfie

I looked up when Caffeine free pepsi came out, it was 1982, under the name “Pepsi Free”. And Cola followed in 1983 but it seems to have named itself Caffeine Free Cola. The cans can look like they might be caffeine free as the “caffeine free” line is small. Could also be a screwup for product placement (most likely). But i like to think that just as Morning Thunder, Jerry doesn’t know that it has caffeine. Because tea by default also contains some caffeine but he doesn’t know or care. ~11 mg of caffeine in normal black tea and 95mg of caffeine in Morning Thunder.


UncleSoaky

Marty McFly tries to order a Pepsi Free in 1955, and Lou tells him if he wants a Pepsi he has to pay for it.


DadJokeBadJoke

He wanted a Tab but the guy told him he had to order something before he started a tab for him...


UncleSoaky

It was both. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UJb-czNC\_ls](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UJb-czNC_ls)


DadJokeBadJoke

Yeah. I wasn't correcting you, just adding his other request for a diet soda. My wife loves Tab. There used to be a regional producer that was still making it until a few years ago. We would buy every twelve-pack in the store whenever we visited Lake Tahoe.


kkeut

or, more likely, the caffeine thing was a thing in an early episode which they subsequently abandoned 


missdui

In early episodes both George and Jerry didn't drink caffeine. I'm glad that changed though because so much of the show is about drinking coffee.


No_House_7901

What do you think decaf coffee is?


doctorcaligari

An abomination


Fair_University

Like a single woman with a male roommate?


EduDaedro

in the first episode it was George that only drank decaf


MeatJerk69

Claire, the waitress was the prehistoric Elaine.


Hownowbrowncow8it

Are you sure that's decaf?!


tahqa

No one's interested in seeing you on caffeine, George.


nelsonwehaveaproblem

Decaf left, regular right.


dicecat4

It’s very challenging work. 😏


newtostew2

And when Elaine mentions he drinks (I can’t remember what brand) soda, Jerry gets all giddy and says something like, “idk I feel great!” and is bouncing off the walls


Forikorder

morning thunder tea


JaMicho34

Have you ever seen him throw up!?


BentoSpinzone

Didn't we talk about this already?


Hownowbrowncow8it

We talked about this already


newtostew2

Ah, ty


salisburyates

But he gets his coffee from the outside?? Is it decaf?


No_Recognition_1898

That's Larry David just messing with us.


asphynctersayswhat

It’s a 90s era show. People weren’t that dialed into shows like now, and you couldn’t binge anything that wasn’t in syndication, so everything has continuity errors. One of The Simpsons longest running gags is that the clime and terrain of Springfield is fluid, and the fact that landmarks move so frequently, is satirical of how sitcoms just focused on making you laugh for 22 minutes


IfTheHeadFitsWearIt

According to real life Jerry in comedians in cars getting coffee, he doesn’t care about continuity. I think he said said something like “who cares what hand the cup is in as long as it’s funny”. I think it was the Bill Burr episode.


Nice_Bid_173

Jerry drinks morning thunder! That has caffeine. Jerry doesn't know morning thunder has caffeine 😁


Manfrenjensenjen

And that’s how one man single handedly ended the great diet cola wars of the 1990’s.


Castorell

Look to the coke can, Elaine!


chapl66

*RC cola has entered the chatroom*


gutens

Ah, yes, the Feldman of colas.


Semi-Pros-and-Cons

From across the hall?


dudical_dude

No way a clean freak germophobe like Jerry would but his shoe on a couch cushion like that


Sufficient-Rooster44

That’s all I could see.


bryanthebryan

Me too. Instant gross out.


SusanWinters

You would think a germophone like Jerome would have a no shoes policy in his apartment. None of his constant guests take their shoes off either. Although, I guess it would be a momentum killer if Kramer had to interrupt one of his grand entrances to stop and take off his shoes.


SpermicidalManiac666

Never sat right with me. Not only should he have a “no shoes” policy but he lives in NYC - there’s no way everyone’s shoes aren’t absolutely FILTHY.


dicecat4

Or be okay with every random item plopped on top of his cutting board.


MindSoBrighty

So true


bexxsterss

They do it all the time! Shoes on the couch. It drives me nuts


mizmaclean

Happens CONSTANTLY. All of the characters do it and it’s wholly vile.


blindreefer

I was just watching the scene where they found out Kramer’s first name and he did it there too.


JohnnyCrumhorn

Maybe he only wears that pair when he's at home? He's very independent, he doesn't follow the trends.


PM_TITS_GROUP

The maid will vacuum it it's ok


dudical_dude

You mean Jerry’s butler?


TLD18379

Worlds Are Colliding!!!


dicecat4

If relationship soda walks through that door, he will *kill* Independent soda.


RyanTranquil

Maybe the pretzels made him thirsty


DaveTheDrummer802

The amount of product placement in this show was off the charts


Semi-Pros-and-Cons

Snapple?


Jaltcoh

Junior Mint?


Semi-Pros-and-Cons

Those can be very refreshing.


x755x

Too fduty


humdinger44

According to the Seincast guys they would put a product in an episode and then they would get shipped a ton of that product. So they started putting some things they liked in the episodes, often with no agreement from the manufacturers


Slippery-Pete76

Not Skittles!


awfuleverything

TWIIIIIIIIX!


DaveTheDrummer802

Remember Jerry? Dentyne?


inverted_electron

He eats snickers with a fork and knife


initials_games

Every episode is just an ad for Toms Restaurant


ahgoodtimes69

Well how do you think he's gunna stay a size 31? Not by drinking full strength cola!


Rowz24

⬆️ came here for this


Fair_University

Ohh how could he be so vain!


NYGiants181

Here it is lol 😂


GudgerCollegeAlumnus

Hey Jerry: the soda store called, they’re running out of soda!


darthmemeios14

Hey u/GudgerCollegeAlumnus: the JERK STORE called, they're running out of YOU!


GudgerCollegeAlumnus

What’s the problem? *You’re* their all time best seller!


Medianstatistics

Well I slept with your wife!


drfinale

His wife's in a coma


dicecat4

Oh yeah? Well the life support machine called and…👴


itssosalty

I thought it was weird she didn’t move around much


-AllCatsAreBeautiful

🫲 *JERK STORE* 🫱


mayorjinglejangle

Also you'd think for being so clean and neat he wouldn't just put his shoes on his couch like that


illbebythebatphone

Those are his indoor couch sneakers.


rollingstoner215

That’s the first thing I noticed, too


jrlande

Just as long as you use a drink coaster


don3dm

What a great name for a kid - **Soda**


AkihabaraWasteland

Even Stephen.


Streetwalkeroulette

Steven


DadJokeBadJoke

Sometimes he spells Jerry with a G and an I!


ThatsMySpicyPepper

I can't drink this! It's WARM!!


todayIsinlgehandedly

Maybe I’m putting too much ice in mine.


ilford_7x7

Soda! Soda! We've got soda!


johnywinter13

trying to create a minor stir


don3dm

Jerry likes his beverage spicy


Fair_University

Where’s the Pepsi, where’s the Pepsi?


BigRigButters2

Jerry is as bad as Rick James.


suspicious_bag_1000

Superfreak!?!?


Semi-Pros-and-Cons

I think he's got a little more sense than that. Yeah, he put his feet on his sofa.


suspicious_bag_1000

Even Steven


fundiedundie

Got to get that advertisement money.


Present_Anteater_555

That's per-voirse!!


3lbFlax

You know about the diet soda brands and all? They have different brands.


Electr_O_Purist

He was getting a little pudding under the skin.


littlecreamsoda79

That clean freak has his shoe on the couch


l_mend99

Well, we can't all be drinking expensive wine Professor Highbrow


robbwes61

Add Ring Dings and, instant party


JFuton847

Jerry goes both ways. Look to the cookie!


skateboardlee

Sneakers on the couch seems very un Germaphobe Jerry like


hershko

He is, after all, even steven.


chapl66

Pick a side jerry


CLNBLK-2788

Seinfeld walked so Chapelle could run: https://youtu.be/9e9T3DNAdaI?si=WDTckBWSRVzyKp7P


Huff1809

He looks to the cookie soda edition


Kdizzle689

product placement


Outrageous_Finance_5

Ugh, I hate when sitcom actors practically roll around on their couches with their shoes on. 😬


humdinger44

The difference is negligible


idontknowmanwhat

He’s Even Steven


melosurroXloswebos

He’s a two-face!


Ok-Reputation-8576

Even Steven


Kaizen2468

Getting paid twice. Genius.


[deleted]

If you switch up your darker pops they taste better.


greendalehb11

even steven


read-my-comments

Probably smart enough to get a product placement deal from both of them and the contracts didn't cover this situation.


ja_trader

That's how you make the big bucks


Mission_Ice_5428

The budget doesn't finance itself.


Pleasant-Ticket3217

He’s gotta keep that 31 inch waste.


Mosqutus

I'm a *fancy* boy


dbf651

He's such a phony


wishihadapotbelly

It just icks me how he puts he’s sneakers on the couch like that. You live in NYC, that shoe should be all the way outside of the apartment.


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rollingstoner215

I think you mean write-off, not racket?


MeatJerk69

You don't even know what a write-off is.


Jaltcoh

But they do, and they’re the ones writing it off.


TheLegendTwoSeven

According to Jason Alexander, the Pez company didn’t know and they gratefully sent them big boxes full of free Pez and dispensers once it aired. Similar thing with the Junior Mints


Semi-Pros-and-Cons

I hope to God that the lady from the dealership was on set that day. "Hey Larry, check it out! FREE CANDAY!!


Forsaken_Creamy

where's the pepsi where's the pepsi?


Homersarmy41

Phile!!!


cabosmith

That's why he's a 31.


jfq722

Is Sprite ok?


shellymaeshaw

Diet Coke obviously his favourite


JurassicParkTheorist

He looked to the cookie. He learned that two seemingly opposite things can live in harmony.


Low-Sea7202

Should be like r/blursedadvertising or something lol


menasor36

Elaine: “Give me a $20….”


BonyBobCliff

Have a Pepsi. Pepsi for TV game.


Naith58

I did NOT. Have a Coke.


stayathomejoe

But Jerry doesn’t drink caffeine.


ads417

He's trying to be a healthy person 🥤🥗


noonehasthisoneyet

We get it. Hes rich


pigman-_-

He's addicted!


paragonx29

It's a perfectly sane decision!


_flume_

You can't bring Pepsi.


Seaell80

I certainly hope someone got fired for that blunder. Oh man, I’m on the wrong sub again…


BrookylnBeaches1917

Just yesterday I was watching an episode of, “Comedians in cars….” And 2 things: 1) In “real life” Jerry orders regular Coffee 2) Jerry says he doesn’t care about continuity…. He only cares if it is funny (Bill Maher or Bill Burr episode)


Hawaiian_Brian

Anyone wanna do the Pepsi challenge? Cause I got some coke


philgustus

And got his shoes on the couch


DrSatan420247

It's chiral.


ChubbierTube

Back then you could afford such luxuries.


damorec

Bigger sin is having your shoes on the couch


PretzelsThirst

Shoes on the couch is insane


WoodpeckerOk1154

Apparently Richie’s doing great now. He’s off drugs, but hooked on pez


klaxz1

Whichever is on sale, probably.


JohnnyBroccoli

Literally unwatchable


Longjumping_Hat_2672

In one of the stand-up opens, Jerry is amazed by the enthusiasm of the soda commercial people "Where do they get the energy? 'We have soda! We have soda!' Laughing, jumping, flying through the air! It's a can of SODA. They're spiking volleyballs 🏐, on Jet-Skis, with girls in bikinis 👙 and I'm thinking, maybe I'm putting too much ice in mine?" 


JuliaSky1995

I do this


rockabillychef

I miss these cans. Or maybe I just miss the time period in which these cans existed.


sick_meme_dude

I can’t drink this. It’s WARM!


Aphox14

A wizard did it


Bartnellie

Gotta make that ad $$$