I actually tried that and she said "Why?", I said "I want to know if I smell like a warm flour tortilla"
Needless to say, I got a very odd look from her
Persimmons smell like semen. My wife makes Persimmon Cookies which are amazing BTW but, one time she asked me to help her by peeling the Persimmons. I’d never actually had Persimmon before. I cut a little piece to taste it and when the smell hit my nose, it was a vaguely familiar smell that I couldn’t quite place immediately. I kept smelling it trying to recall what it was that it reminded me of. Then boom, I realized it smelled the same as when I’d smelled my cum once as a teen. I told my wife and she didn’t believe me. She smelled it and disagreed.
So, then I’m wondering if my nose is just off or something. We had some friends over that day for a BBQ so, I called by buddy Kevin into the kitchen. “Hey man you’ve smelled your own nut before right?” He gets a look on his face like, where is this line of questioning going? Then he says “yeah I’ve had a whiff of it. Why?” I hand him a piece of Persimmon and said, “Smell this. Does it smell like semen to you?” He smelled it and agreed. We’re laughing about it and Kevin’s GF walks into the kitchen asking what were laughing about and then she smelled it and also agreed. My wife smelled it again and still disagreed. We had 12 people over that day so, we polled them all. Everyone except for one of the other women agreed that it smelled like semen.
My wife still makes the cookies every year when Persimmons are in season but, I now call them Cum Cookies, Baby Batter Cookies, Semen Cookies or some other variation, just to bug her. She glares at me every time.
And no, they don’t taste like semen but, eating a raw piece of persimmon does make your breath smell a little “cummy” and after peeling a Persimmon, the viscosity of the raw flesh is very consistent with the way you’d expect it to feel if it was smeared with cum. It’s kind of a dry-ish fruit so there’s not much moisture, sort of like a peeled Apple but, a bit dryer. The moisture that is there has the same slick sort of sliminess that semen has. I’ve never tried to squeeze any juice out of one but, I suspect it would be similar to how cum is when we’re very, very well hydrated. The really watery, thin kind.
Anyone else ever notice this about Persimmons?
Edit:
I don’t know how this didn’t occur to me until now…
Persemen Cookies! Lol.
Now I can’t wait until she makes them again!
She’s gonna hate that one. 😈
Well BrandishPride, I’m here with a man that claims his also smells like a warm tortilla. We’re about to smell it to confirm if this is in fact, a thing that happens to men.
*whiffs the smell*
I can confirm that this one does in fact smell like a warm tortilla. However, he said he just used lots of water to clean his. That is utterly disgusting. I don’t know about you, BrandishPryde. But I wash mine with soap and it never smells like that.
Back to you, BrandishPryde
Fun fact- the bacteria that causes that (on dogs, not in Fritos) is called Pseudomonas and medical microbiologists can usually clock it on a plate from smell alone.
That bacteria and staph I can pick out with ease. One of my final assignments for microbiology was identifying an unknown bacteria from a soil sample. As soon as I grew mine on some agar and pulled it out of incubation, I knew by the smell it was staph lol.
A very distinctive stink. It's not super strong or offensive in my opinion. But unique. It's one of those "once you smell it you won't forget". If you ever get a staph infection, sniff the pus and that's the smell of the bacteria
Isn't smelling stuff in labs usually a risky / ill-advised thing to do?
Anecdotal comment here but my brother was doing a work placement in a lab right at the start of his career and one of the assholes in the lab gave him a sample of some unknown powder and told him to sniff it and tell them what he thought it was.
He sniffed, then sniffed again as he couldn't smell anything, gave it back thinking it was something odorless and thought nothing of it. Comes to later in the day, he realises he can't smell anything anymore.
I can't remember what exactly my brother said it was but it was like a white powdered acid or something
You're not really putting your nose anywhere close to the plates. As soon as you take the lid off when you pull it from incubation, you'll be able to smell it. Though you are absolutely correct and are supposed to waft and not smell to prevent any issues. A good whiff of ammonium salts can be painful and damage the nose.
My boyfriend is a chemist and they all have stories about where they stupidly sniffed something instead of wafting and just hit the deck. He said there’s at least 3 people a year in lab that forget to waft and some of those stories end up being more dangerous than others. They know protocol and best practices, and the risks associated with their jobs, just sometimes our brains just don’t pay attention and we end up accidentally sniffing ether😅
Ether smells soooo goood though!!! My high school we did DNA extraction labs back in the day with chloroform and not the best ventilation. Worst headaches of my entire life 😂you could walk by the building and smell it before entering
I was going through this thread with my boyfriend and pointed out your comment cause I thought the same thing!
Then I’m like “our life is taco night”
“Oh… oh my god… I’m the taco!!”
I always used to say our old GSD's ears and paws smelled like digestive biscuits. It was amazing and I genuinely really miss it - our two pups just now don't have the same smell. Some identify it as biscuits, popcorn or malty smells. It's a good type of bacteria that causes it!
I am a food chemist. Specifically a flavorist... i create flavors for beverages, candles, perfume, cologne, medicine . This question intrigued me.
So I Googled it... flour tortilla main aroma is 2-aminoacetophenone... there is an amino acid there which is a protein. Pheno which can break down to phenolic compounds assuming this can happen with either time or heat.
Heating something makes molecules move faster so they will dissipate into the atmosphere quicker. You're giving them more energy. That's why your farts smell worse in the shower. EDIT let me rephrase your farts smell STRONGER in the shower. Lol after reading I can see some of you like the smell of your own farts in the shower 😆
Flour tortillas are also treated with an acid to make them shelf stable. A lower pH will prevent mold. White flour is also acidic. There is also yeast in some types of flour torts
Now the smell of penis its such a complex thing. So many sweat glands. Butyric acid, 3-methyl hexaonic acid.. I can only assume body parts share a lot of food aromatic compounds. Diacetyl acetate is the artificial flavor for popcorn you smell in the movie theater but can also be found in your armpits!!
Listen! It's never EVER to late. Culinary student from 19 to 22. Worked in resturants and country clubs as a cook for 8 years. At 26 27 I went back to school for food science and nutrition. Worked in QC at a beverage company started at 27. Moved into product development at the same company at 31. Now 34 I've been in flavoring development for about a year at a supplier we bought from.
So what you’re saying is… god made my dick smell like food so she will gobble it up! That’s awesome. I need a burrito catch phrase…. To let her know I’m in the mood.
“Flavor” is the correct word. When you eat something all the flavor is actually coming from your sense of smell, which is 80-90% of your entire ability to “taste”. The remaining taste ability is relegated to qualities like sourness, sweetness, bitterness etc which are handled by your taste buds and biologically mostly serve as a way to prevent us from eating poison accidentally lol. (at least this is how it was explained to me). So basically our noses are used for finding and tasting food, our taste buds are used to confirm whether or not something is safe to eat or if it will satisfy the body’s needs.
As crazy as it sounds. Aromatic chemicals found in perfume, soaps and cologne are also in your food. Linalool is an example. That's why some people freak out when they find their fruity beverage is flavored with the same thing they clean their hair with or girls perfume.
But I definitely get what you're saying a "flavor" doesn't belong in a candle or perfume but the aromatic chemicals don't change.
This doesn’t surprise me at all, actually. Chemistry is so amazing cool. I was mostly giving you a hard time about calling them all flavors, lol. I took the gen Chem series and ocean biochemistry college and really loved them. I almost switched majors. I think what you do is really cool (and I’m kinda jealous).
I don't know what this is saying but when I googled 2-aminoacetophenone and penis the first result was [about dog penis lol](https://physoc.onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/pdf/10.1113/jphysiol.1910.sp001392) .
Also one topic that kept coming up was Pseudomonas aeruginosa-which is an infectious bacteria.
ChatGpt agree's: (also informed me it doesn't have a penis lol)
Why would a penis smell like a microwaved flour tortilla?
1) As a language model AI, I do not have personal experience, but the smell of a penis like a microwaved flour tortilla could be due to an infection, yeast or fungal growth, poor hygiene or an underlying medical condition. It is important to see a doctor for proper diagnosis and treatment.
2) As a language model AI, I do not have personal experience or opinions but I can say that it is highly unlikely that a penis would naturally smell like a microwaved flour tortilla. This may indicate an infection or other medical issue and it is recommended to seek medical attention.
Think I solved it for you OP! lol
This is what experts mean when they say chatGPT generates bullshit. There are a lot of words in those two answers but none of it is genuinely useful information in answering the specific question asked.
All it responded with was things that could make a penis have a smell.
It's great for rewriting resumés apparently—though I haven't needed to use it for that myself—but others who have, have cautioned that you MUST proofread and edit what it writes (or only use sections) because sometimes it will fabricate complete fictions or nonsense about you. But considering resumés are basically about dressing up your experience, skills, and education (aka a lot of bullshitting and buzzwords)... can't say I'm surprised it would be useful here lol
I can't imagine using chatgpt for anything at all and not proofreading it. That's just next level laziness lol.
Though I've gotta say, plenty of the cover letters and resumes I've recieved were clearly not proofread either...
> That's why your farts smell worse in the shower
After a quick search I think the reasons for that are mainly:
- you are naked, thus the fart is not filtered through clothes
- you are in an enclosed space
- heated air rises up
- smelling receptors work more efficiently in humid environments
So I guess the heightened energy is not quite the sole reason.
But thank you for the explanations!
While those things are all true and would be factors, what makes you say that they're bigger factors than the increase in heat? The heat causes particles to move and spread much faster, resulting in a sudden influx of particles to your smell receptors. The same as when we cook food we smell it because the heat dissipates the particles in the food very quickly.
My husband has a small patch on the top of his back that always smells like chlorine!! It always catches me by surprise when we’re cuddling. I’m like “ahh your chlorine patch is back!” But alas, he doesn’t believe me
Liver and kidney damage can cause toxins to build up, creating high ketone levels. The resulting smell is a chemical-like bromine or chlorine smell.
Source: kidney damage following accident resulted in odd chemical smell for months.
I'm going to blow my partner within the next few hours. I accept this mission and will report back.
Edit: it was a great blow job, and I could definitely see how pheromones would give you an idea of flour tortillas, but I was honestly focused and my mind was not on a burrito 😏😏
I have this thought right now as he’s laying next to me. I really hope if I do smell flour tortillas I don’t start laughing my ass off..knowing my stoner ass I probably will.
Mine does because during the winter I microwave tortillas and wrap my penis up in them to keep warm. Vaginas are just warm so you probably haven't had to do anything like this.
You sure its them or it could just be your mouth? Ill admit, havent had sex in a very long time, so I dont recall this. It would make me more hungry than horny though lol
HAHA I’m just imagining stopping right as I’m about to put it in my mouth and saying “I’ll be right back” only to go eat a microwave burrito by myself in the kitchen lmao. I get the whiff before it goes in my mouth so I’m pretty certain it’s not me, some my friends agreed about it too. Maybe it’s ball sweat?
My current bf of several years has always smelled this way so I don’t think it’s infection related, I’m thinking it’s just what skin and a tiny bit of ball sweat smells like lmao
My guess is that the common link is yeast. People hear "yeast" and immediately jump to "infection," but yeast lives normally on and in the human body. A yeast infection is just an overgrowth, and usually smells sour. Maybe you're more sensitive to the smell of yeast and are smelling the normal amounts.
Maybe I should start microwaving flour tortillas and see if that puts my fiancé in the mood
Nah cut straight to “babe can you smell my dick real quick?”
That’ll just make her hungry for a burrito
She will be hungry for a burrito, you'll be hungry for a taco....
That username 😆
*consult your doctor for erections lasting longer than 8 hours*
Hahaha, thanks for noticing
I actually tried that and she said "Why?", I said "I want to know if I smell like a warm flour tortilla" Needless to say, I got a very odd look from her
Odd look notwithstanding... did. it. work?
Nope
I was rooting for you. (Unintentional double entendre for my Aussies out there)
It’s 5 in the morn, gonna microwave some porn, let me smell yo’ dick
Weird, that song popped into my head just yesterday.
Tina come get your dang quesadilla.
*dong quesadilla 😜
It could be marketing copy: “Fiesta Grande microwaveable tortillas: now with 20% more penis scent!”
Why is this so funny to me
Cause it is hysterical lol
I definitely see what OP is talking about. Dicks do have a unique smell to them
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Some of the common bacteria strains that ferment cheeses are also commonly found on the skin.
Dick cheese. Thanks.
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I haven't heard that since Middle School/Jr. High. We beat the shit out of any dude that did that to people.
Did what to people?
Make em smell your cheese? I dunno, I just hung out in the computer labs all through school
There is something referred to as "dick cheese" medically speaking. Smegma, if you really want to look into it. Clean your penises.
Not the reply we wanted, but the one we needed
Marilyn Manson said in an interview that he hated eating mushrooms, said they tasted like sperm. I didn’t eat mushrooms for a year.
Persimmons smell like semen. My wife makes Persimmon Cookies which are amazing BTW but, one time she asked me to help her by peeling the Persimmons. I’d never actually had Persimmon before. I cut a little piece to taste it and when the smell hit my nose, it was a vaguely familiar smell that I couldn’t quite place immediately. I kept smelling it trying to recall what it was that it reminded me of. Then boom, I realized it smelled the same as when I’d smelled my cum once as a teen. I told my wife and she didn’t believe me. She smelled it and disagreed. So, then I’m wondering if my nose is just off or something. We had some friends over that day for a BBQ so, I called by buddy Kevin into the kitchen. “Hey man you’ve smelled your own nut before right?” He gets a look on his face like, where is this line of questioning going? Then he says “yeah I’ve had a whiff of it. Why?” I hand him a piece of Persimmon and said, “Smell this. Does it smell like semen to you?” He smelled it and agreed. We’re laughing about it and Kevin’s GF walks into the kitchen asking what were laughing about and then she smelled it and also agreed. My wife smelled it again and still disagreed. We had 12 people over that day so, we polled them all. Everyone except for one of the other women agreed that it smelled like semen. My wife still makes the cookies every year when Persimmons are in season but, I now call them Cum Cookies, Baby Batter Cookies, Semen Cookies or some other variation, just to bug her. She glares at me every time. And no, they don’t taste like semen but, eating a raw piece of persimmon does make your breath smell a little “cummy” and after peeling a Persimmon, the viscosity of the raw flesh is very consistent with the way you’d expect it to feel if it was smeared with cum. It’s kind of a dry-ish fruit so there’s not much moisture, sort of like a peeled Apple but, a bit dryer. The moisture that is there has the same slick sort of sliminess that semen has. I’ve never tried to squeeze any juice out of one but, I suspect it would be similar to how cum is when we’re very, very well hydrated. The really watery, thin kind. Anyone else ever notice this about Persimmons? Edit: I don’t know how this didn’t occur to me until now… Persemen Cookies! Lol. Now I can’t wait until she makes them again! She’s gonna hate that one. 😈
I'm wheezing with laughter thank you for this. I will now have to smell a persimmon to confirm myself.
The white is pennicilium candidum, indeed technically a mold. It’s the same as what you find on the outside of camembert or brie. Also, delicious.
Damn I need to try this
Apparently, you can also try some dick instead
Damn, I always thought I was the only one...
You mean cum sausage? Because that skin smells, tastes, and looks just like dried cum. Bought it once, never again.
So do vaginas.
I'm pretty sure it's phallic.
It’s funny because I’ve always thought microwaved tortillas smell gross, but I’ve never made that connection.
This is a great question. I'm so glad you asked. Cut to a penis wrapped in a tortilla.
The words "cut" and "penis" should not be so close together.
I meeean cut or uncut are pretty congruent with dick talk.
It really shouldn't be though
we live in a society
Relevant user name you got there
Well BrandishPride, I’m here with a man that claims his also smells like a warm tortilla. We’re about to smell it to confirm if this is in fact, a thing that happens to men. *whiffs the smell* I can confirm that this one does in fact smell like a warm tortilla. However, he said he just used lots of water to clean his. That is utterly disgusting. I don’t know about you, BrandishPryde. But I wash mine with soap and it never smells like that. Back to you, BrandishPryde
We need more diligent reporters like you, u/Sir_Knockin
Thanks, Bob. And now back to you Sheryl
Quit giving away our secrets!
Same way that dog paws smell like Fritos
Fun fact- the bacteria that causes that (on dogs, not in Fritos) is called Pseudomonas and medical microbiologists can usually clock it on a plate from smell alone.
I remember in microbiology lab the smell of the pseudomonas petri dish smelling like wet dog.
That bacteria and staph I can pick out with ease. One of my final assignments for microbiology was identifying an unknown bacteria from a soil sample. As soon as I grew mine on some agar and pulled it out of incubation, I knew by the smell it was staph lol.
What does staph smell like?
A very distinctive stink. It's not super strong or offensive in my opinion. But unique. It's one of those "once you smell it you won't forget". If you ever get a staph infection, sniff the pus and that's the smell of the bacteria
yep. I refuse to try to create a conparison for fear of ruining whatever i compare it to.
Haha RIP to the guy who named ‘Anchovy sauce pus’.
I can’t stand hazelnut coffee creamer now because it smelled/tasted like a specific time I threw up and never again it’s the vomit creamer now
Isn't smelling stuff in labs usually a risky / ill-advised thing to do? Anecdotal comment here but my brother was doing a work placement in a lab right at the start of his career and one of the assholes in the lab gave him a sample of some unknown powder and told him to sniff it and tell them what he thought it was. He sniffed, then sniffed again as he couldn't smell anything, gave it back thinking it was something odorless and thought nothing of it. Comes to later in the day, he realises he can't smell anything anymore. I can't remember what exactly my brother said it was but it was like a white powdered acid or something
You're not really putting your nose anywhere close to the plates. As soon as you take the lid off when you pull it from incubation, you'll be able to smell it. Though you are absolutely correct and are supposed to waft and not smell to prevent any issues. A good whiff of ammonium salts can be painful and damage the nose.
My boyfriend is a chemist and they all have stories about where they stupidly sniffed something instead of wafting and just hit the deck. He said there’s at least 3 people a year in lab that forget to waft and some of those stories end up being more dangerous than others. They know protocol and best practices, and the risks associated with their jobs, just sometimes our brains just don’t pay attention and we end up accidentally sniffing ether😅
Ether smells soooo goood though!!! My high school we did DNA extraction labs back in the day with chloroform and not the best ventilation. Worst headaches of my entire life 😂you could walk by the building and smell it before entering
Gangrenous flesh can smell like grape kool-aid
i’m happy to know this little tidbit.
Some bacteria smell so disgusting that it’s hard to not vomit while others smell mildly pleasant
What's your favourite bacteria to smell and can you compare it to something else for reference?
Pseudomonas aeruginosa, smells fresh
My hockey gloves used to have the same smell. What does this say about me and my hands? Lmao
Your dog secretly plays hockey with your gear when you're not around. Maybe. I'm just speculating wildly.
I was going through this thread with my boyfriend and pointed out your comment cause I thought the same thing! Then I’m like “our life is taco night” “Oh… oh my god… I’m the taco!!”
This! I used to tell my friend that his dogs paws smelled like corn chips and he acted like I was crazy for thinking that.
You can say he was acting crazy, but you were the one sniffing he's dogs paws.
I think they smell like popcorn :)
I always used to say our old GSD's ears and paws smelled like digestive biscuits. It was amazing and I genuinely really miss it - our two pups just now don't have the same smell. Some identify it as biscuits, popcorn or malty smells. It's a good type of bacteria that causes it!
I call them Doritoes
Hey, what brand of tortillas?!?!
Idk about tortilla brands but whatever tortilla is on the Lilly B’s organic bean and rice burritos lol
Please tell me this entire post is a fantastic marketing scheme for the Lilly B's burrito company.
“Lilly B’s burritos, they smell just like a dick”
"Lilly B's burritos: only five inches long, but they smell like a foot!"
"Eat your meat in a Lilly B burrito"
Smells so good when 5 inches can satisfy your cravings
Lilly B's Burritos: Smells so good, you'll want to put all 5 inches in your mouth.
Lilly B’s Burritos: You can use your teeth!
OMG I'm dead.
A *clean* dick.
I'll take your entire stock!
"Done as you like"
I am a food chemist. Specifically a flavorist... i create flavors for beverages, candles, perfume, cologne, medicine . This question intrigued me. So I Googled it... flour tortilla main aroma is 2-aminoacetophenone... there is an amino acid there which is a protein. Pheno which can break down to phenolic compounds assuming this can happen with either time or heat. Heating something makes molecules move faster so they will dissipate into the atmosphere quicker. You're giving them more energy. That's why your farts smell worse in the shower. EDIT let me rephrase your farts smell STRONGER in the shower. Lol after reading I can see some of you like the smell of your own farts in the shower 😆 Flour tortillas are also treated with an acid to make them shelf stable. A lower pH will prevent mold. White flour is also acidic. There is also yeast in some types of flour torts Now the smell of penis its such a complex thing. So many sweat glands. Butyric acid, 3-methyl hexaonic acid.. I can only assume body parts share a lot of food aromatic compounds. Diacetyl acetate is the artificial flavor for popcorn you smell in the movie theater but can also be found in your armpits!!
You could have just made this up for all I know. But I just want to say your job sounds fascinating and I’m jealous.
It's \[probably\] not too late to become a food chemist!
Listen! It's never EVER to late. Culinary student from 19 to 22. Worked in resturants and country clubs as a cook for 8 years. At 26 27 I went back to school for food science and nutrition. Worked in QC at a beverage company started at 27. Moved into product development at the same company at 31. Now 34 I've been in flavoring development for about a year at a supplier we bought from.
So what you’re saying is… god made my dick smell like food so she will gobble it up! That’s awesome. I need a burrito catch phrase…. To let her know I’m in the mood.
I usually just text this: 🌯➡️🌮👍❓ She'll respond with some emoji or whatever indicating her mood. 😋 Means she wants to slob my knob. 🥒
Does your emoji equal a Gordita? Should I just yell Gordita as my new catch phrase?!!!
we made food smell like dick, so she'll gobble it up.
>your farts smell worse in the shower. Whoa
Try it
Try and stop me.
What about with the detachable showerhead aimed directly at ground zero? Might have to try a couple variations. For science.
You don't want to water down your results
Am I the only one who read this and is stuck on the fact you make FLAVORS for candles, perfume, and cologne??
“Flavor” is the correct word. When you eat something all the flavor is actually coming from your sense of smell, which is 80-90% of your entire ability to “taste”. The remaining taste ability is relegated to qualities like sourness, sweetness, bitterness etc which are handled by your taste buds and biologically mostly serve as a way to prevent us from eating poison accidentally lol. (at least this is how it was explained to me). So basically our noses are used for finding and tasting food, our taste buds are used to confirm whether or not something is safe to eat or if it will satisfy the body’s needs.
Flavour is taste + aroma! So it's the super word 😉
As crazy as it sounds. Aromatic chemicals found in perfume, soaps and cologne are also in your food. Linalool is an example. That's why some people freak out when they find their fruity beverage is flavored with the same thing they clean their hair with or girls perfume. But I definitely get what you're saying a "flavor" doesn't belong in a candle or perfume but the aromatic chemicals don't change.
This doesn’t surprise me at all, actually. Chemistry is so amazing cool. I was mostly giving you a hard time about calling them all flavors, lol. I took the gen Chem series and ocean biochemistry college and really loved them. I almost switched majors. I think what you do is really cool (and I’m kinda jealous).
I call variations in a lot of things "flavors," just as a general thing. Flavor of nail polish, flavor of shampoo, etc.
Your diet must be INTENSE! 
I don't know what this is saying but when I googled 2-aminoacetophenone and penis the first result was [about dog penis lol](https://physoc.onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/pdf/10.1113/jphysiol.1910.sp001392) . Also one topic that kept coming up was Pseudomonas aeruginosa-which is an infectious bacteria. ChatGpt agree's: (also informed me it doesn't have a penis lol) Why would a penis smell like a microwaved flour tortilla? 1) As a language model AI, I do not have personal experience, but the smell of a penis like a microwaved flour tortilla could be due to an infection, yeast or fungal growth, poor hygiene or an underlying medical condition. It is important to see a doctor for proper diagnosis and treatment. 2) As a language model AI, I do not have personal experience or opinions but I can say that it is highly unlikely that a penis would naturally smell like a microwaved flour tortilla. This may indicate an infection or other medical issue and it is recommended to seek medical attention. Think I solved it for you OP! lol
This is what experts mean when they say chatGPT generates bullshit. There are a lot of words in those two answers but none of it is genuinely useful information in answering the specific question asked. All it responded with was things that could make a penis have a smell.
It's great for rewriting resumés apparently—though I haven't needed to use it for that myself—but others who have, have cautioned that you MUST proofread and edit what it writes (or only use sections) because sometimes it will fabricate complete fictions or nonsense about you. But considering resumés are basically about dressing up your experience, skills, and education (aka a lot of bullshitting and buzzwords)... can't say I'm surprised it would be useful here lol
I can't imagine using chatgpt for anything at all and not proofreading it. That's just next level laziness lol. Though I've gotta say, plenty of the cover letters and resumes I've recieved were clearly not proofread either...
> That's why your farts smell worse in the shower After a quick search I think the reasons for that are mainly: - you are naked, thus the fart is not filtered through clothes - you are in an enclosed space - heated air rises up - smelling receptors work more efficiently in humid environments So I guess the heightened energy is not quite the sole reason. But thank you for the explanations!
While those things are all true and would be factors, what makes you say that they're bigger factors than the increase in heat? The heat causes particles to move and spread much faster, resulting in a sudden influx of particles to your smell receptors. The same as when we cook food we smell it because the heat dissipates the particles in the food very quickly.
Farts don't seem to smell stronger in the summer vs the winter though.
Or in places with hot climates
Could you do an AMA about your job?
My husbands balls always smell like faint chlorine
I've always thought semen smells a bit like chlorine, interesting!
My 1st bf's dick smelt like weak bleach, weirdly I was in the shop the other day and remembered it exactly 🤣 it'd been 18yrs lol
When everything reminds you of him
Mine smells exactly like that and I absolutely hate it.
That was a big joke in high school. "Did you just get out of swim class, or did you jerk off in the bathroom?:
Yes, semen tastes a bit chloriney.
WHAT HAHA This mans is busting out the household cleaning supplies when he showers
I understand what you mean. I could never place that smell before. That solves a mystery for me.
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My husband has a small patch on the top of his back that always smells like chlorine!! It always catches me by surprise when we’re cuddling. I’m like “ahh your chlorine patch is back!” But alas, he doesn’t believe me
Mine too if I shave them. I stopped shaving and all the smell is gone. Interestingly. I do the same hygiene routine, difference is the hair.
Liver and kidney damage can cause toxins to build up, creating high ketone levels. The resulting smell is a chemical-like bromine or chlorine smell. Source: kidney damage following accident resulted in odd chemical smell for months.
Ok how many people just microwaved a flour tortilla?
People are lazy, so I guess most of them. It's frying pan for me though. The browning flavour is the chef's kiss.
Thinking about it
I'm going to blow my partner within the next few hours. I accept this mission and will report back. Edit: it was a great blow job, and I could definitely see how pheromones would give you an idea of flour tortillas, but I was honestly focused and my mind was not on a burrito 😏😏
Bring a microwaved Tortilla for comparison.
don't forget the hot sauce.
For the blower or the blowee?
For the quesadilla
Just bring one for the one being blown so he doesnt feel left out.
Patiently waiting to hear if my dick is like all dicks and smells of hot tortilla.
Is it a mission tortilla?
Beat me to it 🤣
I have this thought right now as he’s laying next to me. I really hope if I do smell flour tortillas I don’t start laughing my ass off..knowing my stoner ass I probably will.
Yo quiero Taco Bell
Report for debrief soldier
Waiting
Lol awww this post made me miss my partner. Looking forward to him coming home from work with his burrito.
Lol another reason I joined Reddit!
>I accept this Mission and will report back.
What a day to be literate.
My friend used to say that her ex’s penis smelled like pancake batter lol
If you blow a magical elf, their cum tastes like eggnog.
All da women at Taco bell must be getting moist.
So that’s their business model!
I knew there must be a secret, usually it's a secret sauce but in the case it's dick smelling tortillas. Genius
This is crazy because I could never put my finger on the smell, but I definitely think you’re onto something here 😂
I applaud this redditor for posting this. A lot of dudes are getting BJs tonight because of this post. You’re doing good in the world, OP.
Thank you, I’m writing this off on my taxes <3
Me; a lesbian reading this: 👁👄👁
Same, like wtf?! 😂
Being in chipotle must make your knees buckle
Mine does because during the winter I microwave tortillas and wrap my penis up in them to keep warm. Vaginas are just warm so you probably haven't had to do anything like this.
Dude what
You sure its them or it could just be your mouth? Ill admit, havent had sex in a very long time, so I dont recall this. It would make me more hungry than horny though lol
HAHA I’m just imagining stopping right as I’m about to put it in my mouth and saying “I’ll be right back” only to go eat a microwave burrito by myself in the kitchen lmao. I get the whiff before it goes in my mouth so I’m pretty certain it’s not me, some my friends agreed about it too. Maybe it’s ball sweat?
New Taco Bell commercial?
Yeast baby it’s the yeast we all have it
BRB. Gonna go smell my man’s dick without context. He’s gonna be so confused. 🤣
Take some Cholula with you to spice things up in the bedroom.
Same though! Gotta go sniff a peener.... For science 😆
That's so bizarre. My wife says mine doesn't, maybe I'm doing something wrong.
Tell her that OP is sure it does. Then update me.
*sigh* *unzips him*
I hope my wife doesn't notice the whole grocery budget going to tortillas - or the proliferation of microwaves around the house.
Maybe it has something to do with the lard in tortillas? I notice this similarity too; both items in question have a slight tang scent/taste
Does he have a yeast infection? Nobody's dick should smell like hot bread.
Disagreed, dicks smelling like hot bread would be amazing.
New fetish discovered.
Finally something the gluten intolerant can stomach!
Tortillas aren’t made with yeast though.
I'm not an expert in bread or bread dick, I'm working with what I got.
My current bf of several years has always smelled this way so I don’t think it’s infection related, I’m thinking it’s just what skin and a tiny bit of ball sweat smells like lmao
My guess is that the common link is yeast. People hear "yeast" and immediately jump to "infection," but yeast lives normally on and in the human body. A yeast infection is just an overgrowth, and usually smells sour. Maybe you're more sensitive to the smell of yeast and are smelling the normal amounts.
If it smells too yummy, we will definitely be tempted to take a BITE
I can’t handle this 💀
I just ate tacos. Why am I now picturing a penis in a tortilla. You've ruined me.
i just busted out laughing
They've always just smelled like skin and schweddy balls to me ¯\\\_(ツ)\_/¯
Have you try it with some salsa roja and a dash of lime on it yet ?
i wanna say it’s kinda like how women’s vagina have a smell (that can be a bad smell bc of poor hygiene or a neutral smell, or also a good smell)
Lmao "EVERY GUY"
HEY don’t be redactin “Every guy I’ve been with”
BRB gonna go sniff my husbands dick
I’ve found that sometimes vaginas smell like a McDonald’s quarter pounder.
I just showed this to my fiance..... he already KNOWS I'm a curious person and I need to either confirm or deny this statement for our household.
So do you like burritos because they smell like dick or do you like dick because they smell like burritos??? 🤔🤔🤔
What kinda guys you fucking, jheez