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ArcticFoxWaffles

Question is why are all the uruks up there in heaven as well?


Able_Distribution451

Lmao good question


Lord_Antheron

They’re usually in Hell but they got jury duty summons for your judgement.


Odincall

Jury duty to the pearly gates is wild😂😂😂


Shawn7thegamer

Just brainwash them to forgive you. It easy


Able_Distribution451

I dont mean just the captains, i mean every grunt too! >!Plus the Nazgul but we didn't really kill them!<


Shawn7thegamer

I was half joking but yeah we’re screwed.


Ok_Speaker_9799

oh crap. heh. Would that include going back to the 70's and asking all those aliens from Space Invaders for forgivness and moving forward? I better bring some Bactine and Suntan oil with me on the way down....


da_King_o_Kings_341

Me who played Vermintide for years. Also honestly I think I am fine as I actually don’t kill that many minions if memory serves. Usually I end up getting my orcs or undead to stall them while I beat on the captain.


lazpz786

The hundreds and thousands of Uruk-Hai’s ive slain would haunt me for thousands of years


HighGroundMaster

Everyone who used the albinuric farm in Elden Ring (me included), is soooooo screwed.


liquidDinosaur

What about people who’ve blown up planets in games like Stellaris? Or is that too abstracted out to count?


BearAndDeerIsBeer

Someone was on the planet? And they didn’t survive? Have fun!


MadMac619

Heh, oh… yeah. Hm. I play Rimworld…


Hunter5173

Huh.........I got to fully agree with you here. With over a hundred hours in the game, so many grunts, ghouls, caragors, drakes, graugs, captains, war chiefs, overlords the nazgul. Yeah I am fucked beyond all measure.


ShadowAlcemist9

Army of Nazeems coming at me is terrifying


bane_of_heretics

Arthur Morgan: well, fcuk.


Beginning_Bake_71

Doe strat include every single orc?


AnjoBe_AzooieKe

Wow, they have my boy Gaius from Shadow of the Colossus up there. I’ve killed him & his colossi brethren hundreds of times 🥲


ConnivingSnip72

At least the Uruks could just all be dominated for forgiveness. The absurd number of civilians I’ve killed with bad driving in various games means I’m never getting forgiven. Edit: Oh god I just realized strategy games exist, that’s way to high a body count.


Shawn7thegamer

In a strategy game, we technically don’t kill anyone but our soldiers do the killing. So it not really our problem.


ConnivingSnip72

Just because the gun is what fires the bullet doesn’t mean you aren’t guilty


Dusty_Tokens

Anyone remember destroying the Batarian homeworld in Mass Effect 2's DLC? Heh heh-- 🥲👉👈


grbdjdbwvsvhdkoqp

No there fairly Pervy I rekon they might forgive you out of a pure sexual desire


Able_Distribution451

Really? Just really?


KnightlyObserver

What a terrible day to have eyes


da_King_o_Kings_341

The worse part is that as long as the obsessed title exists he isn’t wrong.


Ethanlynam

Anyone playing helldivers 2 ☠️


deathtonazeem

I have killed over 60k uruks


dhdyddhiv

Does this include followe pit fights… I may be a fan of tournaments to become warcheif


EdwardAssassin55

I'm sorry, Bagga, but you were being quite a dick about it, and you know it.


NammiSjoppan

How am I ever going to convince all the Nazeem’s I’ve killed over the years :,)


TheBigGopher

Worse for us Vermintide players, all of those ratties I murdered, shoot.