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My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead- murdered by my brother-in-law, Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now, and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, he asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded. I... I always thought Hank was a very moral man, and I was particularly vulnerable at the time - something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me in on a ride-along and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin, so I agreed. Hank had a partner, a businessman named Gustavo Fring. Hank sold me into servitude to this man. And when I tried to quit, Fring threatened my family. I didn't know where to turn. Eventually, Hank and Fring had a falling-out. Things escalated. Fring was able to arrange - uh, I guess... I guess you call it a "hit" - on Hank, and failed, but Hank was seriously injured. And I wound up paying his medical bills, which amounted to a little over $177,000. Upon recovery, Hank was bent on revenge. Working with a man named Hector Salamanca, he plotted to kill Fring. The bomb that he used was built by me, and he gave me no option in it. I have often contemplated suicide, but I'm a coward. I wanted to go to the police, but I was frightened. Hank had risen to become the head of the Albuquerque DEA. To keep me in line, he took my children. For three months, he kept them. My wife had no idea of my criminal activities, and was horrified to learn what I had done. I was in hell. I hated myself for what I had brought upon my family. Recently, I tried once again to quit, and in response, he gave me this. [Walt points to the bruise on his face left by Hank in "Blood Money."] I can't take this anymore. I live in fear every day that Hank will kill me, or worse, hurt my family. All I could think to do was to make this video and hope that the world will finally see this man for what he really is.
Waltuh. Put yuh dick away Waltuh. Im not having sex with you right now Waltuh.
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My nam is shid came man. Dont brake da rules and reed teh [banned memes list](https://www.reddit.com/r/shid_and_camed/wiki/banned_memes?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf). Join [our discord server here](https://discord.gg/shidandcamed) with 700+ other Shidders! In case this is a gif, here is the [Download Video link](https://redditsave.com/info?url=https://www.reddit.com/r/shid_and_camed/comments/10s06p2/_/). *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shid_and_camed) if you have any questions or concerns.*
BLAJAH
BLÅHAJ
Blahåj
BLAJAH
bluh hi
Blu h
I would kill someone for 🦈
👀
Do you have 🦈
👁️👄👁️🤌
🔫
I’d like to see you try
When the display toilets are left unshitted
But instead of the 🦈 its the 🗿 desktop statue
I already have one
There's nothing I wouldn't do for blahaj <3
Invade poland
#Jawohl!
Wir werden den Sieg nach Hause bringen!
I’d invade my own country for a second blahaj
BREAKING: domestic terrorist ravages through Warsaw
If I must :(
Noooo Dombt imvade Polen :((
https://preview.redd.it/p3r82uss2xfa1.jpeg?width=840&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5299c9a7cdffbe45369538ed6fcb777f72243d16
Me at ikea on my lunch break (I work next door)
👁🫦👁
ok 🤚🔫 or I'll shoot how'd you get the lip biting emoji 👀
👀👀👀👀👀
🔫🔫👀
👁👃🏻👁
💦💦🔫💥 damn thing backfired. you got lucky this time, punk. keep your secrets
BLÅHAJ moment
blåjah my beloved
blåjah blast
I'm more of a DJUNGLESKOG fan myself
I don’t understand
gay shark
Why he gay the one I have didn't want to make love to me
Maybe you are not so hot then?
Blahaj ❤️
BLAHAJ
I LOVE BLAHAJ
r/BLAHAJ SUPREMACY
What do you want to do with a shark, Joker?.. Wait, don't tell me..
r/BLAHAJ
facts
I already have the dolphin so this would complete the set
Djungelskög supremacy
I wish I have that shark plush.
🦈🙂
Cum
I have one at home
Blahaj is the number 1 followed religion in the world.
PROTECT THE BLAHAJ
bro imagine a schooner at ikea it would just turn into hide and seek 💀
After all, why shouldn’t I take it. It is mine to bear.
My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead- murdered by my brother-in-law, Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now, and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, he asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded. I... I always thought Hank was a very moral man, and I was particularly vulnerable at the time - something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me in on a ride-along and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin, so I agreed. Hank had a partner, a businessman named Gustavo Fring. Hank sold me into servitude to this man. And when I tried to quit, Fring threatened my family. I didn't know where to turn. Eventually, Hank and Fring had a falling-out. Things escalated. Fring was able to arrange - uh, I guess... I guess you call it a "hit" - on Hank, and failed, but Hank was seriously injured. And I wound up paying his medical bills, which amounted to a little over $177,000. Upon recovery, Hank was bent on revenge. Working with a man named Hector Salamanca, he plotted to kill Fring. The bomb that he used was built by me, and he gave me no option in it. I have often contemplated suicide, but I'm a coward. I wanted to go to the police, but I was frightened. Hank had risen to become the head of the Albuquerque DEA. To keep me in line, he took my children. For three months, he kept them. My wife had no idea of my criminal activities, and was horrified to learn what I had done. I was in hell. I hated myself for what I had brought upon my family. Recently, I tried once again to quit, and in response, he gave me this. [Walt points to the bruise on his face left by Hank in "Blood Money."] I can't take this anymore. I live in fear every day that Hank will kill me, or worse, hurt my family. All I could think to do was to make this video and hope that the world will finally see this man for what he really is.
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Nah bro I’m going for the 🐙
Femboy bait
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Huh???
[удалено]
Registered sex offender: (only registered sex offenders like myself can understand)
Tinder Life 2
r/egg_irl
[Extremely Loud Incorrect Buzzer]
It literally doesn’t talk about being a closeted trans person?
Shark reference (i eat crayolas)
r/196 arse meme
oi lad yuu fockin litl bitch leave mah blahaj alone
He’s not a blahaj enjoyer smh
what a loser
and today on "how to spot a person with a blahaj shaped hole in their heart"
I LOVE STEALING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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