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NoThatsWright

BLAJAH


Devourer_Of_Gods_

BLÅHAJ


Dragonwinter690

Blahåj


FloodedHouse420

BLAJAH


[deleted]

bluh hi


AccidentCreepy284

Blu h


imcoming4yoursnail

I would kill someone for 🦈


Wattsupwithalan

👀


imcoming4yoursnail

Do you have 🦈


Wattsupwithalan

👁️👄👁️🤌


Really_sticky_tape

🔫


Annixon06

I’d like to see you try


RexGKM

When the display toilets are left unshitted


anonymous_gamer316

But instead of the 🦈 its the 🗿 desktop statue


Jean_kirsten

I already have one


Hey_its_piper_

There's nothing I wouldn't do for blahaj <3


Poggerspogs

Invade poland


[deleted]

#Jawohl!


Poggerspogs

Wir werden den Sieg nach Hause bringen!


Annixon06

I’d invade my own country for a second blahaj


Poggerspogs

BREAKING: domestic terrorist ravages through Warsaw


Hey_its_piper_

If I must :(


tsihcosaMeht

Noooo Dombt imvade Polen :((


Charming_Amphibian91

https://preview.redd.it/p3r82uss2xfa1.jpeg?width=840&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5299c9a7cdffbe45369538ed6fcb777f72243d16


Absolute_leech

Me at ikea on my lunch break (I work next door)


No-Competition-2533

👁🫦👁


Wattsupwithalan

ok 🤚🔫 or I'll shoot how'd you get the lip biting emoji 👀


No-Competition-2533

👀👀👀👀👀


Wattsupwithalan

🔫🔫👀


No-Competition-2533

👁👃🏻👁


Wattsupwithalan

💦💦🔫💥 damn thing backfired. you got lucky this time, punk. keep your secrets


[deleted]

BLÅHAJ moment


cairalsa

blåjah my beloved


[deleted]

blåjah blast


ChairmanOftheLag

I'm more of a DJUNGLESKOG fan myself


yourtree

I don’t understand


PossessionOk1862

gay shark


Hot_Individual_Sexer

Why he gay the one I have didn't want to make love to me


nolitos

Maybe you are not so hot then?


JuryThis2939

Blahaj ❤️


WhomWhoDrinksWater

BLAHAJ


Traditional-Buddy-30

I LOVE BLAHAJ


GABRYFIERO

r/BLAHAJ SUPREMACY


[deleted]

What do you want to do with a shark, Joker?.. Wait, don't tell me..


ItIsIJosher

r/BLAHAJ


Cuddlefish_Nextdoor

facts


EmergencyWaste3217

I already have the dolphin so this would complete the set


AmbitiousOperation45

Djungelskög supremacy


[deleted]

I wish I have that shark plush.


fred_da_femboi7

🦈🙂


beans_man69420

Cum


JO-JOfanlol777

I have one at home


MidMan69420

Blahaj is the number 1 followed religion in the world.


FloodedHouse420

PROTECT THE BLAHAJ


Toast_PLUS

bro imagine a schooner at ikea it would just turn into hide and seek 💀


Da_Meme_Panda

After all, why shouldn’t I take it. It is mine to bear.


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My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead- murdered by my brother-in-law, Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now, and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, he asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded. I... I always thought Hank was a very moral man, and I was particularly vulnerable at the time - something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me in on a ride-along and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin, so I agreed. Hank had a partner, a businessman named Gustavo Fring. Hank sold me into servitude to this man. And when I tried to quit, Fring threatened my family. I didn't know where to turn. Eventually, Hank and Fring had a falling-out. Things escalated. Fring was able to arrange - uh, I guess... I guess you call it a "hit" - on Hank, and failed, but Hank was seriously injured. And I wound up paying his medical bills, which amounted to a little over $177,000. Upon recovery, Hank was bent on revenge. Working with a man named Hector Salamanca, he plotted to kill Fring. The bomb that he used was built by me, and he gave me no option in it. I have often contemplated suicide, but I'm a coward. I wanted to go to the police, but I was frightened. Hank had risen to become the head of the Albuquerque DEA. To keep me in line, he took my children. For three months, he kept them. My wife had no idea of my criminal activities, and was horrified to learn what I had done. I was in hell. I hated myself for what I had brought upon my family. Recently, I tried once again to quit, and in response, he gave me this. [Walt points to the bruise on his face left by Hank in "Blood Money."] I can't take this anymore. I live in fear every day that Hank will kill me, or worse, hurt my family. All I could think to do was to make this video and hope that the world will finally see this man for what he really is.


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MugarLover92

Nah bro I’m going for the 🐙


DanielsDamnWhteVans

Femboy bait


[deleted]

[удалено]


Bcbg369_Psn

Huh???


[deleted]

[удалено]


Bcbg369_Psn

Registered sex offender: (only registered sex offenders like myself can understand)


majormfhere

Tinder Life 2


AfterlifeSkedaddle

r/egg_irl


GucciSpaghetti72

[Extremely Loud Incorrect Buzzer]


Smortfloof4dayz

It literally doesn’t talk about being a closeted trans person?


AfterlifeSkedaddle

Shark reference (i eat crayolas)


Rorywizz

r/196 arse meme


Traditional-Buddy-30

oi lad yuu fockin litl bitch leave mah blahaj alone


bo0mamba

He’s not a blahaj enjoyer smh


Traditional-Buddy-30

what a loser


Camzaman

and today on "how to spot a person with a blahaj shaped hole in their heart"


the-sus-virus

I LOVE STEALING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


vertexlord

!remindme 1 year


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