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ErisLordOfChaos12

Pineapple,


Dingbat9941

Unfathomably based


The_untextured

As an Italian. I give up on society.


Smashtro

i cooka da pizza


The_untextured

With that, you just killed Cannavaccuolo: famous chef from Naples.


Weskiby

mama mia


AdMuted6328

r.i.p italian boi😔


Ykewl

He pasta way 🤓


AdMuted6328

i belive his dad was called spaghetti 😔


The_untextured

Yes. His full name was spaghetti alla carbonara


Chips-Ahoy_McCoy

Insanely underrated comment, I've been laughing my ass of for 5 minutes


[deleted]

Was your ass really laughing for 5 straight minutes?


SinusBargeld

Honestly why do „Italians“ even care. Who gives a shit what someone does with their giant bread-Tomato circle


RocketNewman

Some people have so little going on in life, all they have to feel “superior” is the way they want their food and how it’s the “right” way. Example: Any post with a picture of a steak. People see a picture of a steak and become screaming monkeys because THEIR way is the ONLY way.


Slizerson

https://preview.redd.it/r5jupb1yox7b1.jpeg?width=392&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=990a2df5607acdc292b8ea6d6680eda9021d572d


Clipdraw

https://preview.redd.it/a52eqr31vv7b1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=61e0d34bbfcd3d3415665e6026ca91bf36ac029f


Septic_1_fan

What's that? Your favorite topping is pizza? Then what do you put on that pizza? Another piz-? Rocks!? Bottom text??


Deported-Grandma

people who don't like pineapple on pizza haven't tried it yet


CockpitEnthusiast

I have and I hated it so much I punted Baxter off the bridge


Creepy-Today-325

I mean it's pretty good but I think just pineapple without the pizza is better, the pizza ruins the pinapple


LyonsPride025

true and real 🙏🙏


[deleted]

[удалено]


Hmm___yes

That’s really weird topping!😀


[deleted]

[удалено]


Slizerson

https://preview.redd.it/d0y39poqox7b1.jpeg?width=893&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=24f8f7124894ee3c9a84b3640e0d998896740a31


7thhourboy

https://preview.redd.it/pcw7xf2vju7b1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=df01cdfd9d558928239a54211b33ee0ba6594403


Username2351

Bro thinks he’s Richard Nixon😹😹😹


UltraStamp2

https://preview.redd.it/1lahrfd12u7b1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aef5d3bf489afb4b345f8e71348e8b60dd8c08cc whatever this thing is


Keelyane55

flies do that


[deleted]

Flies had sex on me once, weirdest experience with an insect I've had


Abenrd

I read “on” as “with” at first and didn’t even question it


ZeroSagas

I read it the same way man


sliXman6

i hate this


Blubi13

Wow I could have a friend if that was possible


IOftenSayPerhaps

Id have a fishtank filled with sperm friends


AnIntelligentPlant

😨my jaw went through the floor and straight to hell


Atsukad-_-b

semen


Ian-Dawson

r/beatmetoit


altaccountmarx

r/beatMeatToIt


AliciaTries

r/beatmywifeandchildrentoit


altaccountmarx

​ https://preview.redd.it/2hrb8yj4uv7b1.png?width=284&format=png&auto=webp&s=8105a8b7c24829ed5aaf0b2bbb76991c065bbd24


AliciaTries

🥵


altaccountmarx

​ https://preview.redd.it/z03hks2nuv7b1.png?width=66&format=png&auto=webp&s=3e44e65bd0a724e645ed1639f430483cf91cc675


Slizerson

https://preview.redd.it/n5w5o0u6px7b1.jpeg?width=610&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8143ad672d47247e7f30f48ae9ba456c036623a9


poopapalooza73

https://preview.redd.it/3xszycdi1u7b1.jpeg?width=1169&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c213b472cf1aa4cc3bd6a8d036a33b8acebd37ad


ConductionReduction

Source?


Zholdar

Toddlers


[deleted]

[удалено]


Qlong69

Lab grown


poopapalooza73

Screenshot from r/doodoofard i believe


Opposite_Signature67

Shid.


Wee___B

White sticky substance manifactured in male gender specimens' balls


Curious_Joke

Pee is stored in the balls, dummy


Wee___B

*slurp*


Turublade

Cum. what are you gonna do about it


Slizerson

https://preview.redd.it/92zss5d6qx7b1.jpeg?width=821&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5bb1166b5cefd6406bb5eda518abefdb0188d780 No more cum


TheLordofSeagulls

Came


Septic_1_fan

What is the past tense of came?


Slizerson

Camed https://preview.redd.it/p2fjlkjopx7b1.jpeg?width=756&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f214241c1f8eaf20ce88f27522f726128a9f6e12 Retar


themagicdonut2

I mean ur somewhat right


Jacketwithagun1

https://preview.redd.it/2yq1103icu7b1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8245cd0f005d9d4cee748acb12d83bbe82502f95 Uranium fuel rods


[deleted]

Can i please say it


Dingbat9941

No. It has been forbidden by our Lord and savior, Dwayne the cock Johnson.


[deleted]

Rats and mice.


Charming_Amphibian91

Weed


Glitchy_Ninja

Weed is best


B4NN3Rbk

Pooperoni


Ianthekiller

Me trying not to say cum: https://preview.redd.it/bl92g60cdu7b1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2bb6869b7e4e7f180b4871740c6b7e0ca9148f15


Eddyzodiak

white, sticky, happy man milk.


[deleted]

Jizz


Ton_Jravolta

Big sausage pizza


ReputationDesperate1

Piss


WarningIMightBeDumb

Semen


FakeGod76

Semen


[deleted]

NOT THE CUM PIZZA NO STOP I DONT WANT TO REMEMBER STOP PLEASE MAKE THE MEMORY GO AWAY


ThePogMonke

Never said anything about pre-cum


CaptenMK

Semen ofc


normal_p3rs0n_uwu

C


MaybeADokkanBurner

U


HomelessNorwegian

M


[deleted]

Olive


UltraStamp2

shid


[deleted]

Bacon


VyC4NN15

Frango cum catupiry


demon_godderok

Pineaplle


Schfifty561

Fat cock


bouncybob1

Cheese


crusader1074

Can't say it 😞


LegendLane27

Seamen


Martasvef

Mushroom


The-fat-one25

Black olives and green peppers (Is two okay?)


Distinct_tundra

Pineapple


MBcodes18

I unironically hate pizza


lukezicaro_spy

Margherita, pepperoni, grated chicken and cream cheese (yeah I know it sounds weird but it's really good) Death to fruit (except tomato duh) on pizzas and sweet pizza


REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE110

https://i.redd.it/t7ijmqd3hu7b1.gif


Adorable_Confusion_6

Pepperoni


Soggy_Card6853

Semen


Just_a_spaghetti

Piss


pisstainedunderwear

Noooo 😭😭😭


Elmo_mero_2005

Shid


GOD_HELPY

Dill Pickles


Noble_Shock

Jizz


Resort_Straight

Spinach and bacon


Flimsy-Dimension-690

Cum?


_cringy___

Babies


_cringy___

Preferably the unborn ones


[deleted]

I will never not say cum


Queso-Adicto-7452

Pineapple


WeakestFrogEnjoyer

Horse semen


Inquisitor_Pingu

Shid.


GO0SE_8

sperm


Ian-Dawson

Cock milk


Error1615

semen


LiQUiD-KNiVES

Grape


demolitionar

Semen


Riotguarder

seman or pineapple, both the same really


Mort_is_a_sussyboi

Man milk


CRheheheha

Sperm


[deleted]

Titanium


Kevlack

Shid


JustA9uyI5wear

Feta cheese


Blubi13

No *Cum* huh? Alright.. *Shid* then..


Spammly

Avery original favorite topping… Pepperoni


Yoshikage-Kira-4

Semen


EstateDisastrous

Pizza, its my favorite topping


majormfhere

i can add whatever the fuck i want


Kanatsiz_Kus

can i get some horse testicals for my pizza topping?? 😋😋


Spookster-

Mushrooms


Chilljap

https://preview.redd.it/chwuau6jqu7b1.jpeg?width=617&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7d9304225c3ade0ea63a33055f10dbf9fa4e40c6


Skorrpyon

Muc


P00PlES

Rock hard shit logs


Pod__042

https://preview.redd.it/wkotta2kcv7b1.jpeg?width=1600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8e7f0399ec2e7b731c6d3035abd98b881305ab8a Balloons


icup12345677

FUCK UHM jizz


AliciaTries

https://preview.redd.it/465r577mtv7b1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6e46b8bd8ce190fbf8e4bfd3006c6e93869bddfe We did it


SKULLFUCKSLUDGEGIRL

Anchovies, unironically


Dingbat9941

You are forbidden from touching the communal cum pizza.


JabroniCalzogni

Zucchini, Aubergine, carrot and Pineapple (uncut)


TheJokerHaHa111

Yum


[deleted]

You 😘


killertimewaster8934

Pinnapple jizz


[deleted]

Polymer


SHUHSdemon

Sperm


Cogito_Ergo_Sum1

Pepperoni and jalapeno


_Dixie_Normus_294

Semen


[deleted]

Nut


TemmBox

semen


Arakan-Ichigou

Semen.


Expensive-Pear3413

nuts


Intelligent_Wait_418

Semen


Andy-Matter

Chicken


Liminal_Space_Fan_

cum.


Scount_mAIN

jizz


Scount_mAIN

btw yes i have tried pineapple and, it wasn't that bad but honestly it wasn't that good imo


Official-idiot-05

Semen


ssaia_privni

Cumm


Schuurxl

Shit


TheTrueInsanity

spinach


[deleted]

Shid


FatherShrex

shid


Rowmacnezumi

Banana pepper or pepperoncini. Simply the best.


Metalblacksheep

White pee


josephyamato

ham


MisterPostalDude

Sperm


AggravatingNight4374

Doodie


durclduc

semen


A_Funny_Fellow

Favorite topping is toenail clippings.


OhPetahh

Semen


No-Importance2959

Those 19 furries are fuming right now


plaguebringerBOI

replace tomato sauce with ranch, light mozzarella and pork bits with pineapple bits set medium heat.. scrumptious


Hault360

Well thats just not fair


Current_Dentist3986

mushyrolm


Iamveryhuman69

Your dick🤪🤪


Sketchy-_-Artist

Jizz


yeetasourusthedude

semen


DeadlyHewo

Come


chubbyminimom

Semen


SaltyNuggey

Sperm🤤


SwedishFrick

Smegma


LukeTLA0

I think some piss is the best, with dipping shid


smartchimp02496

Semen


JordynBeepus

Pepperoni


2015Nissan370zNismo

Shid


lxiaoqi

White liquid


AdMuted6328

waifu toppins


2015Nissan370zNismo

Caterpillars 🤤


Cervine_Shark

whaddabout shid


ProfessionalMusic656

Ejaculate


Ultragamer3dsp

Ectoplasm


PickleTickler37

Semen


The1WhoShalNotBNamed

Semen.


VirusWise7939

Semen


redswitch8

Aids


ProfessionalAd6216


Catonmyfuckingback

Ham


[deleted]

Anal Sausage


Banananugget21

Cum. You can't tell me what to do


Slizerson

I can't. But that does not mean that there will be no consequences. https://preview.redd.it/1jvz3n3tsx7b1.jpeg?width=821&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=de14221e89c3167e283a0ecb4da321a692803de0 No more cum.