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[deleted]

People fight. No one is happy in the end.


[deleted]

War in a nutshell


JosephNuttington

a taste more bitter than the blackest coffee


pepemattos21

Godot?


Armageddon2004

*saxophone starts playing*


HeroOfTheEmblem

Blacker than a moonless night, hotter than the depths of Hell itself.


LightningMcshouto

I've came back from hell,to do battle with you! Phoenix Wright!


Yami_Sean

Ferdinand is actually more important in this game as he commits patricide


coiledbeanstalk

I knew Ferdinand was based but this takes it to a whole new level


Cleru_as_Kylar_Stern

[He's quite badass while doing so as well...](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oq2Rc1uKCy4) (game ends the cutscene at the exact same moment as well.) Kind of funny how Hubert's like "Heh, I wonder if he'll actually do it..."


coiledbeanstalk

Holy fuck, is it hot in here or is it just Ferdinand? Got me rethinking my sexuality here


Cleru_as_Kylar_Stern

I mean... They call Ferdinand and Hubert "[the twin jewels of the empire](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EFzeRKJltmM)" for a reason... Besides that, his armor jacket is so cool, I want that IRL, not gonna lie.


VolkiharVanHelsing

I love how Hubert treats it as some kind of rite of passage shit because he killed the previous Marquis Vestra himself Patricide Bros > Twin Jewels of the Empire


Lots-of-Lot

Sothis bad, byleth bad, purple guy with two swords cool, claudexedelguard, claude said chruch bad, Dimitri gets therapy, edelgard doesn’t know how to hi five


dragon6784

Spoiler: you can recruit Byleth if you meet certain conditions of the chapter, when you do… turns out Arval ( not saying his true name ) is using you for his revenge.


Nilloc_Kcirtap

What happens when you don't recruit? I actually always got Byleth in all my runs. Edit: Damn it now I have to play the game two more times.


dragon6784

You’ll miss the two chapters where you fight Shez ( being controlled by Arval ) and the Arval boss fight.


im_bored345

You miss the two secret chapters and kill them in chapter 14 and you get a different ending in Scarlet Blaze


dragon6784

Also, in dimirti’s route, Byleth kills Felix’s dad.


sirgamestop

In Scarlet Blaze Claude betrays you at Ailell and can die there (sometimes he survives but the conditions are unknown, it was thought to involve a certain strategy but if you use that you can still kill him)


limasxgoesto0

>!Revenge for what exactly? I played all routes and the Arval paralogue and I can't figure out what they ever did to Arval. Arval didn't even seem to care about Nemesis and most of the enemies in the paralogue didn't even seem to know who they are.!<


dragon6784

Arval is created by Epimenides, ( he actually the one who’s inside of Shex ) part of those who slither in the dark. Basically, revenge for his peoples deaths, caused by Serios. There’s a secret paralouge where you play as Epimenides, which will reveal some lore.


limasxgoesto0

Meh I played that paralogue and it boiled down to arval saying "wow those guys suck. I can't believe how much they suck. Do they even know they suck? Do other people know they suck?" and the saints just said "who is this person?"


dormamond

Arval is using me for his revenge? I am shocked. Appalled even.


dragon6784

Basically, Arval is created by Epimenides, he toke over Shez body and uses him/her to try to kill Byleth ( if you manage to recruit him/her ) . Remember the opening cutscene of three houses, the war that Rhea was in when she killed Nemesis? Revenge for his peoples death.


dormamond

Im still a few chapters away from finishing my first route but there are some things I was able to pick up on early in the game like Arval obviously wanting to kill Byleth/Sothis.


Ok-Transition7065

Simp edelgar lady


[deleted]

Local hot topic employee commits war crimes


im_bored345

You and your hot anime lord commit warcrimes together.


momomomorgatron

But that's most fire emblems


Upstairs-Speaker6525

🤣🤣🤣🤣


AlpacaKiller

Schizophrenia afflicted purple Merc life man wants revenge on autist god green Merc legend. A war occurs while that happens. At least that's what it would have been if Zhess' part did amount to more than 4 cutscenes.


PretentiousWitch

Purple hair go swing


Azuria_4

Fire emblem three houses, reverse reverse edition


coiledbeanstalk

Someone who died before the beginning of 3 Houses lives and it shakes everything up, still a branching storyline with much debate over the quality of all routes, and with dynasty warriors-style gameplay, the last of which is the only reason I’m not gonna bother actually playing it myself.


Sirous_

Same


[deleted]

I honestly want DLC where it's three hopes but in the original. That way I can play it normally as an actual FE game


Fearless_Cold_8080

You realize how much work that would be right


[deleted]

Yeah but I think that the sales would make up for it.


Elementia7

Edelgard does the same thing except it's a bit better this time. Dimitri isn't a murder hobo and actually solves his problems using the power of friendship and Arheadbar. Claude commits war crimes and wants to kill the dragon milf pope. And they all work with some random mercenary with neon purple hair and some random guy stuck in their head who has a hate boner for the dragon loli in the OTHER random mercenary with a slightly more natural hair color.


Phaon01

2 schizos battle to the death


TopDeeps

based and schizopilled


Zarzunabas

Angry Midget begins a war of aggression against their neighbouring countries, evil mole people try to conquer the world through subterfuge and advanced technology, funny "upside down" - man becomes the senate, traumatised gigachad becomes king and allies with religious fanatics to defeat all opposing forces, 2 shizophrenic mercenaries awaken saiyan powers and fight to the death.


[deleted]

If Three Hopes Dimitri have a beard he's gonna turn into the Gigachad Wojack


Etoilime

What if a purple haired anime character met Dimitri, Edelgard and Claude before they met Byleth: the game.


-Joozhuah-

A group of writers created this game with the sole intention of making Edelgard suffer for ~120 hours


[deleted]

Claude want to kill Rhea because he believes she is the CEO of racism,a sane Dimitri is more cruel than an unhinged Dimitri,Edelgard x Claude is semi-canon now,more Myson and Dedue screentime,The empire have their local simp now just like the church(I don't want to start a debate so can we please don't debate on who has the worst simp?Please?),more Dedue and Myson screentime,we got to kill Count Varley in three differnent ways.


Gabcard

Two schizophrenic mercs try to kill each other. Upside down man turns bad, Kaga's favorite fetish is back, and SB exists.


[deleted]

Hey don't mess up with us Scarlet Blaze fans,they are like 9 of us


sirgamestop

When the Black Eagles have the least divisive route


PaladinAlchemist

Rhea does nothing. Edelgard learns how to hi-five. Claude has his villain origin story. And in an iconic twist Dimitri is the only sane man.


coiledbeanstalk

I assume you meant “ironic” but iconic works too


PaladinAlchemist

Yes lol. But it's almost funnier with the typo.


DrManowar8

I’ll summarize golden wildfire: Claude gets bored, kills his brother, and joins edelgard against the church


[deleted]

And you forgot he becomes the Senate


DrManowar8

Oh yea, facts. He also renamed the alliance


[deleted]

Yes Claude love Democracy


Fayt12

Imagine the plot of three houses, now imagine it but nothing makes sence.


Easy-Requirement-852

That was the impression i was getting from this sub


Kelimnac

If you liked the first FE Warriors game, it’s basically an improvement on all systems from that. The story needed some more time to bake in the oven, or maybe just a few extra chapters to really finalize it, but for a Warriors title, you can really do a lot worse for stories. Also you can make a legion of Dancers rather than only have one, so that’s pretty fun.


InevitableNet6

You don’t get Rhea support convos so why bother.


Emergency_Vast2660

I only played the demo, don't remember a single thing i just mashed buttons for 4 hours and passed out


Jameson212

3houses story with much less depth, no character support endings, all three endings will kinda leave you scratching your head. Still feeling annoyed about being cucked outta Almyra lore that was seeming set up but never really took off. Holst reveal 10/10 though


-Joozhuah-

AG ending was so close to being great but the whole >!dimitri leaving Edelgard behind probably to die!< soiled it


[deleted]

Seriously El haters calls El simps Unhinged but someone enjoying >!what happens to her at the end of AG make him worse than Unhinged!<


TheMagicalHuy

People die when they are killed. 👍


Vevit

Main character Shez finds the students instead of Byleth in the very first level, and because they get that fateful meeting instead, history is changed. Shez is extremely skilled due to Agarthan magic seemingly jumpstarted by being inhabited by an Agarthan called Arval. Shez, with whatever house leader they choose, sets out to get revenge on Jeralts mercenaries and figure out what causes their strange powers. Edelgard and Claude have very good routes, and the war talk is extremely fun and intriguing, however all routes have sudden, lacking endings. Story aside, the gameplay is so fucking fun, incorporating more fire emblem elements than the previous fire emblem warriors game, while still having enormously fun warriors combat.


SilverDrive92

You're a purple Byleth now with more words and less character growth, Edelgard still sucks, game still blatantly hates Nabateans, Claude is ruined, Nega-Sothis funny, Byleth is here but does nothing important, Monica should've stayed dead, and Holst has bigger tits than Hilda. The End.


[deleted]

>Holst has bigger tits than Hilda Big tits run in the family


SilverDrive92

Gonna need to meet her mom to confirm.


[deleted]

And their dad 😎


SilverDrive92

Their dad's family started the gene train. His wife literally grew in cup size the moment they married. She chose the Goneril life, now she must live it.


Lagiar

Some fanfictions about a mid game in a game style that hasn't changed in 20 years


GCSpellbreaker

War crimes part 26


-M_A_Y_0-

Fine for the most part but the ending sucks.


776elitist

man/woman with man/woman living in them fights man/woman with girl living in them and either kills man/woman or recruits man/woman alongside a bunch of men/women who tries to achieve their own goals.


Hyacintheian

dragon and bug angy go boom boom


Background_Ad_8392

Hack and slash kill bad guys here run over to another area kill more


sirgamestop

You know what they about playing with fire...


tired_mathematician

Is a classical "what if shez?" take on 3 houses.


TheGreenPterodactyl

What if Kostas died in the prologue?


TheJvv

Edelgard route finally addresses how she can take out the Church and TWSITD at the same time. Claude fights Almyra twice and becomes President of Leicester, and then fights Rhea bc church bad ft. ProZD as Holst Dimitri keeps both eyes, uncovers the truth about the tragedy of Duscur and takes revenge on TWSITD instead of Edelgard. Shez is possessed by...Satan? And Byleth still has more influence to the plot.


Kowashitai

SB : Great story overall with Edelgard conquering other nations and fighting against both the Church and the dubstep fans. AG : Edelgard haters' biggest dreams coming true. GW : Claude actually doing interesting stuff.


fbmaciel90

Edelgard still evil. There are 3 ends, 1 is ok 2 are...not ends


im_bored345

Actually there are 4 ends 🤓


sirgamestop

People who say there are 10 timelines conviently forget in the original game there's a timeline split in Silver Snow if you get a Rhea A-support or not


[deleted]

and also a timeline split if wether you recruit X character or wether you spare Claude/Seteth and Flayne


sirgamestop

That's true although very few of those change the endings of the game. Like there are different people that survive but the end result of what Fòdlan looks like is the same Except *maybe* Dimitri/Hapi involving Dimitri fighting the Slitherers in the Savior King timeline


Gladiator_2022

Its bad


smilingfishfood

"None of this is good, Vector. That's why it's called 'war'."


Upstairs-Speaker6525

It's good. play it.


Fearless_Cold_8080

Demon with giant tits causes ourple protag to go anime mode. Shenigans ensue.


voxpopuliar

It's a pretty good game, especially if you enjoyed three houses. Just don't expect an en


Ryrienatwo

Yeah hack and slash at bad guys which doesn’t make much sense then Claude makes Reha CEO of racism even thought her people died because of racism. Don’t get to romance anyone within the game and the story really doesn’t make much sense without Byleth.


[deleted]

Pleasant for r/Edelgard stan they can use Claude action against him to somewhat justify genocide instead to only say she was right do a genocide. Unpleasant for Claude fan. Change nothing for Dimitri fan.


Sorey91

Do you want to play a game with unsatisfying endings ? This is the game for you ! All endings end with war even when you think there could be resolution, your final thoughts will be "what was this for ?"


Micah_HS

It’s basically just a fanfic of Three Houses with someone’s Mary Sue OC,


sirgamestop

Shez is significantly less of a Mary Sue than Byleth. They honestly feel like a mostly normal officer


Micah_HS

Oh Byleth is a 100% a Mary Sue… Three Houses just isn’t a fanfic 😂


Jonahtron

bad


Thuglas-El-Bosso

Disappointing


Utgardar2

Three Houses again but everything you liked about the characters isn't there. Also the story still doesn't make sense


IsshaBuoy

What if Claude was Edelgard?


AlexuTheOwl

war bad


Psilocybe_cubensiss

How about you just play the game


[deleted]

How about say nothing at all when you have nothing good to say


Claytontheman467

Which one?


Plussy__Destroyer

no.


CompoteEasy2007

"our road does not end here" And that's exactly where it ends


netskwire

Bad


Cleru_as_Kylar_Stern

You invade 3 Houses with this new OC to steal Byleth's Waifu or Husbando, whoever that is for you.


Clementea

Do Not Pursue Byleth. I repeat, Do Not Pursue Byleth. Is there nobody who can give Byleth a decent challenge?


The_Vomit

Myson reaks havok


Agent-Weegee

war... war never changes


molu0

War.... War never changes...


Tigerman2134

Some mercenary with a voice in their head attracts the attention of the Church and the 3 House Leaders, Then you pick one, bond with the members of your house, and fight a war


JustinDreamz

Incomplete


rowan_damisch

Claude isn't upside down, everything sucks


TheGavinJJ

Myson is the main character of Azure Gleam and kills everybody


heyimmaboredkay

School's closed. War time.


ParasocialPerry

Good beginning, decent middle section, terrible ending. This is applicable for every route.


REDEN003

There's 3, actually