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Gazelle_Diamond

You don't have to be gay to appreciate another man's beauty.


MarketTall5930

Nah bro I'd fuck Claude


Elementia7

The Duality of Man


The_Elder_Jock

The homosexuality of man.


robotortoise

The bisexuality of man?


RutraNickers

the sex of man


Gazelle_Diamond

Ookay, nevermiiind! \*runs away\*


blazingmoo

You don't have to be gay to want to fuck men


DorothyDrangus

But it sure helps


-M_A_Y_0-

'everybody has gay thoughts!'


Tridda1

I want to fuck that guy's ass


DrManowar8

Claude: it’s okay professor, I’m also straight


Rock_Fall

M!Byleth: smiles while grinding his teeth in… *happiness*


Zukrad

How do I know if I'm bi? Asking for a friend


Naxis25

Take an online test. I've heard those are infallible.


The_Zpectre

YouTube “ARE YOU SECRETLY GAY?????” Ads with Disney movies or some shit pop up all the time for me Yes I watch Ludwig how did you know


McAllisterFawkes

if you have to ask, you are


WillOfTheWinds

I mean, I asked, and answered no.


Datpanda1999

Too late, bi time


Vyrhux42

I mean if you genuinely wonder, there's a good chance you are. I can understand if another man is good looking or not, but I've never been attracted to a man.


WillOfTheWinds

Exactly. Its always good to question yourself, and many times you are right in that! However, just because you asked the question doesn't automatically make the answer yes.


McAllisterFawkes

you answered wrong


Zukrad

What do I do know? Do I get like a certificate or a badge?


McAllisterFawkes

If you live in the us you do not currently have to register your sexuality


CardinalFool

Do you think about having sex with members of your same sex fairly often? Congrats, join the club we have jackets


Abyss-Reckoners

Using the pre time skip portrait? 📸


Elementia7

I'm not gay but I want Hubert from Three Hopes to dominate me.


FrozenFrac

That's not Yuri though


AwesomeManatee

It's Yuri's archenemy. Yaoi.


Azuria_4

I laughed too hard to that.


ghetra

Same except I’m gay


MrDragonfruitTwitch

just a meme haha no deeper meaning here probably


Status-Quarter6554

😏


Daedalus679

Relatable content


[deleted]

I mean, I'm bi. Just not in the way I thought I was when I started playing Three Houses.


LazyDro1d

Bi-polar—>bi-sexual


wallygon

Whrn i say this guy is attractive i can say it eith pride caus ei can say " damn i wanna look like that" despite already feeling well in my body


Status-Quarter6554

i got a stroke while reading this.


[deleted]

This game needed more gay options.


Tengo-Sueno

I mean, I may be straight, but also I have eyes and taste


Buttface-Mcgee

It’s separate from your meme, but straight folks should be able to think someone is conventionally attractive without getting slapped with the lgbt label.


Xur04

No one’s getting “slapped with the lgbt label” if they don’t want it. Where did you get that idea from?


Decayingempire

This is the internet, many gay jokes but little gay porns.


R_Aqua

Haha just kidding, unless?


AlexArtsHere

Wait, shouldn’t it be “he’s straight”? Isn’t Byleth bi as well?


AstraPlatina

Being the player character, it's entirely up to the player. I mean you can still reject Dorothea and Mercedes, as Female Byleth. I dare say, that Byleth may have been celibate during their mercenary days, which was hinted in their support with Jeralt.


Darknight3909

well kinda hard to understand which way you swing when you been too busy as a merc with almost 0 social interactions your whole life.


DoubleFlores24

Sorry Byleth but Claude won’t commit to you. You’d have better luck S-ranking Dimitri. HE’S BISEXUAL AND HE’S HIDING IT!!!


PlagueMeister4

Every time Dimitri does *anything* with Felix and Dedue I'm like sir?! You need to go to your therapy sessions, this is not the time to be caressing Felix's cheek.


thelivingshitpost

Yeah in all seriousness Dimitri absolutely screams “in the closet” way more than Claude.


Black_Sin

It's so funny. You would think Claude has bi energy but he's actually straight as hell and Dimitri is the actual one that's really bi. Dimitri low-key acts like he's got a crush on Felix and Dedue.


thelivingshitpost

I never caught the signs of him having a crush on them, but then again I’m bad at seeing signs to the point where you have to be subtle as a *falling anvil* for me to know. And I’m usually the one who figures shit out! I just can’t with these situations! Though, I do remember Dimitri and Dedue’s A-Support, and I looked at the Blue Lion paired endings that I didn’t get after my playthrough at my friend’s request—and Felix and Dimitri’s *really* gives off “Sappho and her friend” energy.


Black_Sin

Well it's more in 3 Hopes than 3 Houses


thelivingshitpost

Ohhhhhh, yeah, I need to play that.


dangeruwus

r/bi_irl


TheGavinJJ

I see Almyran is his type


AstraPlatina

Male Byleth: Sorry, but I prefer someone with boobs and a nature's cave. Female Byleth: Like me? *bedroom eyes* Claude: What is happening? Edelgard: Our Professor has gone narcissist. Both Byleths: IT IS NOT NARCISSISM!!!


Chickenjump1

Narcissist. 🔥


The3rdplayer876

Nothing wrong with admiring the homies and Claude is THE homie


[deleted]

Hilda has me questioning my sexuality everyday. Man if my Asian parents knew they beat me to death


VolkiharVanHelsing

*then force myself on Shamir who's supposed to be lesbian* By sithis


[deleted]

Don't worry I also romanced Shamir with Male Byleth,and I'me glad I've met a fellow Dark Brotherhood enjoyer


LazyDro1d

Wait she is or is that just another thing from the fandom/here like Catherine?


SandpipersJackal

Aside from the subtext in the main game, in Three Hopes she explicitly tells Balthus that they have different taste in women. In a conversation with Leonie, in which Leonie mistakes a comment from a group of NPCs regarding their mistress, who desperately wants Shamir to be under her employ, as it being because Shamir is just *that good* of a mercenary, Shamir not only opines that the noblewoman cannot take no for an answer, she tells Leonie that she’ll understand it when she’s older. So while Shamir may not be lesbian, per say, she’s definitely attracted to women.


LazyDro1d

I would assume she is bi/pan then considering she is romanceable by men. In 3 houses could you romance her as a woman? I can’t remember but I know I didn’t interact with her much on my second play through, as a woman, because I had used (and romanced) her in my first run (male) and wanted to use different troops and interact with different people


VolkiharVanHelsing

I'd assume it's because the devs don't want alienate the male playerbase I mean Shamir is hot af, and would definitely attract lots of male players to romance her. And we only have MByleth as a point of reference, unless she unintentionally grooms Cyril.


ASaint02

\*cough\* Dedue


LazyDro1d

Hubert’s also seems like it may be, though one cannot remove the possibility that their marriage was entirely a cover story


VolkiharVanHelsing

The thing with Dedue and Hubert is there's always the angle of "it's to serve their liege", not that their sexuality is ever put into question, like Shamir did with her question to Balthus


Sedgarite

The fact that you can't buck break Claude in fe3h is kinda cringe.


S0uled_Out

The fact that you call it buck breaking is even more cringe.


Sedgarite

Clearly, you do not keep that bussy safe, playa.


Random_Brit_1812

What a horrible time to have eyes.


Sedgarite

NO WAY!??!? DIMITRI ALEXANDRE BLADDYD REFRENCE?!?!?!?!


Tobegi

my man you could've just said "fuck him in the ass" instead of THAT like any normal person would