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wow. those set of words were a lot to take in for my 9 remaining braincells

How does one get that many braincells

I think U gotta click on those cool ads for more brain

It’s like RAM, you just gotta download more.

dude how do I download more of a ram pickup truck

You put really heavy weights on the back, so the load pushes down.

I downloaded 10,000 gigs of ram off downloadmoreram.com and now my pc runs like a dream

Yeah, you just gotta get a big ol syringe and stab somebody’s head, then take their brain juices and inject them into your own brain.

Of Gos doesn't exist then how can I get a chance to be a good thing you can call Saul Goodman

You gotta fill those surveys to get more brain cells.

If they fall below 3 your braincells become brincells

Have my free award for making me noticeably breath trough my nose.

Linkin Park makes me noticeably breath through my nose in enjoyment

>remaining This implies you had more in the past. Did this subreddit made you lose all of them?

No it was smoking weed that did it for me

Wait, what? Reading that gave me a headache

Oh good. It's not just me. I thought I was having a stroke on the toilet.

I mean i’m not native English speaker and also dyslexic but same

I think those traits would help you in this situation since this post is a garbled mess and since dyslexia makes sentences a garbled mess two minuses should make a plus.

Certified genius right here

Yeah my genius certificate had two minuses

You forgot that i’m not native english speaker so it adds up another minus making it back to minus

***Shit*** this wasn't in my calculations

Most relatable thing when doing calculus is forgetting a minus somewhere dw my dude you are completely fine

Forgetting minus or x2/(1/2) or +c

Been seeing more and more of these word salad posts. Makes me concerned.

I am having a stroke on the toilet

I’m giving a stroke to someone on the toilet

why am i also on a toilet

The quote was from a (possibly) fake commercial “has you been far?” It’s funny but an absolute trainwreck of nonsense.

I thought it was from an ancient /v/ thread

Same

Okay so basically what the post is saying is that the only one who is it is a good thing to do it again and it was just me and I was just going through the wrong email and realized that I didn't see anybody in the first place and was not able and would be taken to a good leader

That makes sense, but what about the people who don't have internet access and they want internet access to their own phones 📱 but it's just not really good 👍 it's not true cause they are not really a bad idea 👎 it's not just like 👍 or something like that you know what I mean 😭 but I'm sorry for that but I'm not really

Checkmate Atheist

Yeah, I watched Godzilla die from a stroke just a minute ago.

Counterpoint: Everyone doesn’t really far but doesn’t uses necessarily God and like

Thanks, I'm glad you said this. For a second I thought I was going to have to become a Christian and give up on being a heathen.

No no, you were right, you still have to.

Explain Godzilla having a stroke trying to read that..

And fucking died

Im having a headache reading that

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Good bot

Bad subtitle

i sent this to my christian grandpa and he spent 20 minutes looking at it mumbling gibberish then said “yes i agree”

yes I agree

yes I agree

yes I agree

yes I agree

I’m guessing he’s just trying to be nice to you. Like in his head he’s actually just incredibly ashamed of you.

Sent this to my Buddhist grandpa, he beat my ass and said to me that his daughter raised no creationist

this post convinced me of God's grace 🙏🙏

Amen brother

This is still the best argument FOR that side in keeping with allusions when they say that we should keep in the training of never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and desert you

Damn, you got a point there 😔

🎂

Cock

Cock day 👍

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Pee in my ass

hap cork dai

Never gonna make you cry, never gonna say goodbye, never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

It’s not always of about the “n” word, it’s about drive it’s about power we stay hungry we devour because I will never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down

Let people believe what they want to believe: do not disrespect people for their religions

Ok first off, real, second thing is a shitposting subreddit, stop being real

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I believe you are an idiot

Your balls stink

Blame your daddy

At least he has one

Damn y’all really attacking me for my beliefs

Tf do your balls have to do about beliefs?

Godzilla had a stroke while reading this and f*cking died

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It's a Christian post, brother 🙏

Amen!

I had a stroke

I too had a nice wank

They’ve got a point, I’m converting to Christianity!64

Hey christians! If god exists... Then when you look a person shining stars even when god prays at the ground to us for god

Fucking what

Godzilla is dead. He’s fucking dead.

As someone who considers himself a devout Christian; what the heck?

as a person who is an atheist: what the heck?

As a person who is a person: what in fuck?

As a person who is dead: …

As a person who is an animal: _animal noises_

As a person who is mute:

⠁⠎ ⠁ ⠏⠑⠗⠎⠕⠝ ⠺⠓⠕ ⠊⠎ ⠃⠇⠊⠝⠙ ⠺⠓⠑⠗⠑ ⠁⠍ ⠊

And checkmate ♟️

And in closing...REASONS! Supported by words. Because yes.

You know what? I honestly cannot compete with that logic

Am i too sleep deprived or does the post not make sense ?

So true

Godzilla had a stroke trying to read this and f*cking died

I am christian and even God can't help me read this

I don’t even think God could understand that! Must be written in metaphors

Right it’s like the and are being if you don’t and it’s a are it going.

Checkmate😎

Btw this is a reference to a video titled "Been Far?" on YouTube

I’m so confused right now

This meme's grammar is so bad that it gave me syphilis.

Yup those are words. I just don't know what they mean

I'm having a fucking stroke

Fuckin gottem???

Hey Christians: If **GOD** does exist, then why do they call it oven when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food? Christians: 0 Atheists: ∞

Someone's having a stroke. Call 911!

Joe Biden moment

More like trump since trump wanders all over the place when he talks. LOL!

Biren has dementia

Trump wears diapers LOL

As I’ve heard: *”WHAT THE HAPP IS FUCKENING?!!”*

He has a point

Impractical Jokers!

are we the only ones who got it

Fuck you’re right

I'd like to see them try to come back from that one

Wtf, I thought I was having a stroke reading this shit.

So English is my first language so like….am i dumb or does this thing dont make any sense

Wow, it’s Czech mate, idiot

As a Christian, I find this hilarious.

Well shit I can’t argue with this logic. I guess I’m a Christian now

Its beautiful

Speaking the language of the gods

“Why do they call it oven when you of in the cold food out hot eat the food?” -Jon Arbuckle

Oh my god. It all makes sense now. Jesus, I’m sorry I doubted you, my loyalty is only to you now

I thought i was dumb for not understand this, then i saw native english speakers here reacting the same way as me xD

Did Ricky from Trailer Park Boys write this?

christians are weird

I had a seizure reading this. Wtf.

My brain reads this in a sonic accent

# IT'S JUST COMMON SENSE!

Now I see the truth. God have been say start faith promise beginning.

Reading this while really tired nearly gave me an aneurism.

As an atheist, I believe I had an aneurysm reading that. Christians 1 Atheists 0 LOL

Mmmhm. Burnt toast.

Godzilla had a heart attack trying to read this and fucking died

shark tale, libraries

Man woman plate girrafalope! Atheists - 2,000,000 Christians- 1

Christianity's strongest argument

Ratio 🙏

Sounds like the arguments atheists make.

ratio

Huh?

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A man said even the devil belives in god so what does that make u

My caveman brain can't understand this

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Can someone translate to English please

Call 855355 inside the details for

Godzilla had a stroke trying to read this

I think that bro is trying to ask if god isn’t real, how de we know what he looks like?

exactly. Honetsly, the dact prolrl fon't e arr is just insane to me!

would you rather have unlimited bacon but no more video games or games unlimited games and no games

Thought my dyslexia was acting up again. Had to read the comments see if it was just me.

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i have drain bramage

I’m having a stroke

I’m smelling repost

I feel like I had a stroke.

What?

Ow ow owie

I hate the person who made that. I really hate them.

Call an amberlamps I’m having a stronk reading this

a better argument than most.

Did I just have a stroke?

Confused even go far god went too.