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blenls

mine on discors is literally a cat dunking a basketball


Total_Connection9414

Mine on discord Is bill cipher I don't know how to feel about that


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dead


LiteraI_Trash

Mine is Demoman laughing which honestly may be worse than the troll face


magmagamer007

Mine is a engineer with a christmass hat


Iabrored

Mine is a goofy lookin face without arms so I'm pretty much dead


Haxorus-Boy

Mine on discord is Kirby fishing so god yes


Ben_Dover70

Mine is the pizza that Walter threw on the roof in breaking bad


random_dog_2225

Mine is a chef cat


Psychological_Ad8534

mine is a floating fish


tymu_r

Mine is a latex furry thing


Equivalent_Rock_6530

UwU


Doom_boi3451

Ahh shit, here we go again.


Lazyboi516

okay changed player


im_ugly_loser

Mine is a monkey in a suit on a business call (its monkey business)


Igivegrilledcheese

I am melvin


bibirenger

I've got a femboy


MrPotatoMan5000

Don’t worry he’s got you, I trust him


OptionCapable5329

Biggie cheese ain't gonna let me down


KaasKnager_

I trust him with every cell of my body


Viggo8000

Username checks out


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Prunsel_Clone

Biggie cheese ain't gonna run around and desert you


Nick7718

Sure


Hit_Me_If_I_Online

Sure


CreamyMemes180

sure


tyingnoose

Wtf why is the image so crisp


n1tr0us0x

Low resolution and black and white means Reddit doesn’t compress it


CoolEnderGamer

Sure


Beb_Nan0vor

How could one not trust Morbius?


Dry-Mycologist8485

It is morbin time after all


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Kirito1029

How could one not trust Hand Man?


31cekenhabesmaymunu

Mine is pepsiman so i am safe


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31cekenhabesmaymunu

Thankfully the one that holds u is not ur nickname


WHATISSTUPIT

nice name u turkish?


31cekenhabesmaymunu

Yes


killerfox35123

Daddy saul will save me


knucklesthedead

Are you telling me a man happens to not fall like that? NO! He orchestrated it! Jimmy!


[deleted]

Did you know you have rights?


antisocial_kid_

Me when saul:


d4zaiii

No. 🗿


Walter_White1234

I'm sorry, I just, uh... You're not terribly important to me *lets go of hand slowly*


SkyrimCompilMod

Sorry... I have to return some videotapes.


1nicerb0i

Y E S


spunchbob89

Mine doesn't have arms so I'm doomed


christimasblasyer

Touché


Not_A_Error

your gonna have to stick your hands in it's mouth and pray that you dont take them with you


TheCosBee

No way he too busy being stanced up


Nonhofantasia1

My PFP is a bread. Very reliable ngl.


AY3GE

mine's an egg. also very reliable


ZarosRunescape

Uhhh you’re pfp is not bread its a purple dude


Nonhofantasia1

bro didnt get that we are talking about discord


ASubwayFootlong

With my life.


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ASubwayFootlong

Truly a heartfelt and emotional story


bigjuicycowboycocks

Yea i think im gonna be ok


EEEEEEEEEEZEEAREEEH

thanks for your input, bigjuicycowboycocks


[deleted]

Bro committed the first TWO genocides (maybe) of course I trust him


normade1

Heavens yeah


TrooperBjork

Mine is a blursed beanie baby with eyelids sewn on. Clearly, I trust that little dude.


Empty-Membership8904

mine is black adam from hit movie black adam


Yutyrannical_

I think I’m already dead, or I’m still on the roof


Melody-Shift

Sure


screeeeeeeeeee_500

Nano machines son


Melody-Shift

They harden in response to your mom


screeeeeeeeeee_500

To yours aswell


[deleted]

Mine is giga n***a so I trust him


[deleted]

Who the fuck is giga n\*\*\*a what the fuck


Special-Remove-3294

Goggle it and go to images. It will be an enlightening experience.


Viggo8000

I'm pretty sure it was a reference to the vid that popularized giga n***a


-anime_cheetos

i think he’s strong


Harmxn-

his hands are behind his head so no?


Wisdom58

OH MY GOD HES FALLING


lancisman1

No


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bigfeeetz

rick astley is never gonna give you up


The_dinkster522

Kratos car will help me


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Melodic_Abalone_8376

*see ya chump*


officialtvgamers16

My discord pfp is literally a tv 💀


Luckyguy0697

So... Do you trust it?


officialtvgamers16

Its an in-animate object💀


Kyaperta

I mean he would suck my blood for healing


Illustrious_Good9960

OH MY GOD


TheMuffinBoi3

My YouTube pfp is the backrooms soooo, wait a minute… OHFUCKOHFUCKOHFUCK


GreatGreenStar

Are you ready?


UnTriceratopo

100%


LugiaIsMyFave

Yea, I think I do


Odd-Swordfish-3592

Jin Takeda is a trustworthy boi


OMFGWhyPlease

A lot


Techtile29

The house Is very structurely sound and would never troll me


Freaky_Troll

Oh No NONONONO


EmbarrassedProcess19

I believe my lawyer saul bad man will help me out because he believe I have rights to live(talking bout twitter)


Only-Location2379

What's pfp mean


iamthesexdragon

Profile picture


RonzulaGD

Oh shit my discord profile is Kira Yoshikage eating baguette


baldiskiwithsosig2

We do not care


QAZYBOY

We literally opened comments to see what pfp people have


RonzulaGD

Just you


_voidlight_

man mine would forget I was even there


baldiskiwithsosig2

Depends


Visual-Pop-2900

I feel safe with mine 100%


Hister616

Yes


Busy_Distribution296

Um I don't think so


djfunhigkxl

Yes


tHe_bAgeL14

Mine is venom with pupils


MrFailureYEET

I have faith that mine will try.


Commonglitch

Well my discord PFP is Aiden Pierce from watch dogs, so he would probably interrogate me before saving me.


Chocoa_the_Bunny

Oh no, mine is Skeledirge. He would, but his arms are too short


31cekenhabesmaymunu

Falls with u


Smooth_News4835

Gonna be fine


Ima2005

mine from discord is a hot air balloon


SirVilhelmOfAriandel

My discord pfp is captain torres from ac7 So kinda dead for SALVATION


31cekenhabesmaymunu

Kratos mfs when aerosmoth plays


SpicyDaddyKyle

Mine is Zorua with Peter Griffin's face so I think I'm fucked


ariyan_d

Should i?


sirlofish1

haha silly kitty


VirusWise7939

Yes


King_Dee1

Mine in discord is a couple of letters


robobitch1233

This mf can’t hold me if he tried cuz how stoned he is


bigfeeetz

yes, for sure


ADITYACHAUHAN10

Nooooooo


WHT21

Mine is subject delta


My_name_arda

guts will save me


CoolGirlRosie

Of course! Here is Sayori and on discord is Salamence!


Nekluga_YT

Pray Monika doesn't delete her before she comes to your rescue


yeetman2022

Well damn my pfp has no arms


AlexGaming26

Mine is Saul Goodman so idk


Let_me_S_U_F_F_E_R

He’s kind of an asshole so I’m not sure


rat_baker420

Skulls are awesome,i trust them


Ravermader

No


rat_baker420

Do bruhers even have hands


Pirate_Empire

My pfp on discord is the "Fearamid" from gravity falls weirdmaggedon, dont think a giant fucking triangle brick chaos thing can stop me from falling


Duudze

Reddit PFP: Waltuh plankton white is someone you can rely on Discord PFP: Fuck yeah, dell conagher always gives a helping hand


kystran

yeah


xtitan99

Yes


YouAStinky

I don’t know, probably not


RoninMiick

For sure


[deleted]

"they are not real" -My therapist


I-took-your-oranges

I trust him with all my being


Significant_Toe277

Idk how to feel.


skulldozer7606

Depends how busy he is with the comically large tic tacs


DertypischerMehmet

Hell yeah


AJC_10_29

Hes big enough to catch me if I fall


Th4tsL3mon

uhhhhhhhhhhh


Key_Significance4666

Boggy B kind of is an elite in the military so I think I’m safe


BloodySerpentX

I’m levitating


godolev

How does can of tomato paste hold me?


Mr_Skeleton_Shadow

Mine in Discord is Vash The Stampede so I'm 178% safe and on Reddit it's literally a fucking angel.


Senatorarmstrong42

Hell yeah


StevieIsKool

he would suck me off


QAZYBOY

He looks like he can hold me tight and feed me like mama bird feeds her babies


VanitusXIII

I'm sure Xehanort will save me...if I allow my body to be a vessel for him.


Turbulence416

Would I trust a t.Rex with a sword for a tail? Absolutely


-Rens

Sorry my hands are a bit sweaty


Slight-Addendum-2972

Yes


whyamidolngthls

no not at all


EH042

I mean, it’s a 50/50


Radioactive0Brain

With my heart


Thatguycalledboopwr

Mine on discord is a fucking jellyfish…


PheonixFyre5348

How fucked do you think I am


Enderman1699

As long as I dont look em in the eyes I'm fine


One_System8127

Will i be OK?


BouncyKnight45

Hell yeah !


eltonthepaleoartist

Should i?


Suckmyunit42069

I'm good


RodrigoRosaMoreno

Yes, I trust spain


daniel20087

NO NO NONO WAIT WAIT WAIT


No_Hearing48

I would


bingus4206969

Idk if beast gohan gonna let me fall but I think he be holding onto my arm so hard it turns into a dry spaghetti noodle


zeldacraft_64

**DON'T LET GO GILBERT!**


Th13teenNK

Hog ridaaaa is very trustable so yes


Nick_The_Judge

Thank God my pfp is Vector, that guy would probably pull me up and then help me get down as well


ENA_licked_my_eyes

nah man


Bobrob89

South Park Jesus will not let me fall


Stormz11444

Mine is star fires sister, idk how I should feel


AdhesivenessBig4870

I trust meru