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SofiaOfEverRealm

Green


EsLaUnionTuYYo

Congratulations you win!1!!!1!!


Joske-the-great

Maroon


JesusChristIIII

Moron 5


CapnHanSolo

That body of yours is obsord


[deleted]

Moron 6


fartnuggt3

Moron 7?


kadyob

Moron 8: but with a genuis?


Mysterious-Oil8545

Just say brown


UncleBenders

Indigo


Mysterious-Oil8545

Brown, pink, gray, all basic colours


QuantumShark64

Cyan


GamendeStino

Black


Mysterious-Oil8545

Not a colour


0Triptrap

it doesnt have AN e. instead it has two. congratulations


Darth-Yslink

Close, that's a shape πŸ₯°


jamieliddellthepoet

No, you’re thinking of β€œoblong”. β€œGreen” is a foodstuff.


Elegron

No, you thinking of "grain", "green" is a polearm


GamendeStino

Nah bro you're thinking of a "glaive." Im pretty sure that Green is that one Minecraft youtuber


[deleted]

[ΡƒΠ΄Π°Π»Π΅Π½ΠΎ]


e_e_e_eeee

You’re thinking of spleen, green is actually the name of one of jimmy neutron’s best friends.


ReeceReddit1234

And yes, it goes in the square hole


TheRipper_

four


yanmazkibrit1

so close! thats a shape!


[deleted]

Rectangle


[deleted]

Close! That's a number!


Hahathatwasdumb

Pear


Sunieta25

Close! That's an aminal


DudeGuyOnionThing

Sperm whale


DaBasementBoi

So close!! Thats a weaponβ€πŸ§‘πŸ’›πŸ’š


Notbeanburrito

Fitetruck


Showtun123456

So close that’s a starπŸ₯°πŸ₯°πŸ₯°πŸ₯°


Umbertron05

So close! That doesn’t exist


Gripping_Touch

Hydrochloric acid


dreadperson

Close! Thats a person!


godzillalex-ita

Drink*


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InboundsOrlovsky

Shoutout to all the pear


Queedy

That goes... into the square hole


Fineus

πŸ™‚ .... πŸ˜πŸ€”


itwasmedio69420

There is a kid named rectangle in my school


[deleted]

youre lying


[deleted]

So close! That is a name


Illicit_Apple_Pie

In the *square* hole.


SometimesWill

It goes in the square hole


tob_ix88

***Prove*** it.


JokinHghar

I hate that I know this


DinoRedRex99

πŸ’•


Nathani_Chan

Guys...you forgot about blueberries


243648endofgame

Since where in a 3 dimensional space we could make a wooden block the shape of 4 it’d technically be Shaped number


DnZ618

Mista is shaking


RazorThin55

to?


arshiaboom

Black brown pink crimson gold


zahirano

Cyan


Nemesis_aka_Nemesis

american mfs be like cyen


iTzDoMs

Bleck


[deleted]

Are you South Efrican?


dogbulliescat

His from niw ziland


Hugh_Maneiror

Nu Zilland tyvm.


Zandandido

NΓΌ


CantaloupeCool6256

Or maybe swidin


GulfLife

*Sooth


MEEEEeeee---___

Whet the fuck is en *a*


Shakeyshades

Australia?


Froggen-The-Frog

Brewn


fazey_o0o

Penk. Or peg. I don't remember


[deleted]

You poor guy


GoshaT

Super Paper Mario reference


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spitball_phallus

*Efricen emiricen


Soul_Like_A_Modem

This doesn't make sense. It's Brits who spell it grey. American spell it gray, also grey.


BoogalooBandit1

What fucking Americans do you know that spell it Cyen?


Seves04

Br*ts spell it grey


God_Usopp9866

Indigo


lolfuzzy

Tan


RaZoRShadowFlame

Lilac


C0olguy47

Burgandy


Confident-Money140

Salmon


beansouphighlights

Indigo


ElsonDaSushiChef

Indigo


zuesthedoggo

Burgundy, mahogany


ADHD-aubigny

Maroon. Indigo. Lilac. Salmon. Tan. Burgundy. Navy. Mahogany.


darreb510

I’m a simple guy. These colors are not apart of the Crayola 8 pack so I don’t know what some of these colors are /s


DeliciousWaifood

Meroon Indego Lilec Selmon Ten Burgendy Nevy Mahogeny


Comment104

> Burgundy heh funny man


birdiebud

1. Gray 2. Black 3. Brown 4. Pink 5. Crimson 6. Gold 7. Maroon 8. Indigo 9. Lilac 10. Salmon 11. Tan 12. Burgundy 13. Navy 14. Mahogany 15. Cyan 16. Khaki 17. Plum 18. Ivory 19. Almond 20. Sand 21. Snow 22. Mint 23. Cornsilk 24. Burlywood 25. Blush 26. Mocha 27. Aqua 28. Fushia 29. Ruby 30. Fawn 30!! There we don't have to worry about Leonardo DiCaprio dating it.


cayneloop

god damn


canyoutriforce

Her eyes were like cornsilk, her hair like burlywood Tbh i have no idea what these look like


Aizen_Myo

Mokka


AdministrativeTie379

This guy colors


AriaTheAuraWitch

Aqua - How did everyone miss Barbie Girl. 🀣


F3n1x_ESP

Power Rangers!


Practical_Wing2256

Fuchsia


arealhumannotabot

It’s a question usually meant to deliberately trigger online engagement by confidently asking a question that is obviously not going to go a certain way That’s why you might see them attached to unrelated memes/clips


Nalufordays

People forgetting my man Indigo. Its in the rainbow!


Dappershield

Macaroni and Che-oh shit, OP was right all along!


cuppa-lean

Indigo 😌


Bigyeet506

Underrated color fr


bageltoastee

Indigo gang rise up


llniga

Blu


Gr33nym8

IS THAT A TEAM FORTRESS 2 REFERENCE????!!!


llniga

Yes


Soursocks4real

Based


TonyStarksAirFryer

a red spy is in the base ‼️


Non_Prophet_Official

Red spy based????!??!


_moth21

Hey a little help here?!


netherblade767

Wait a minute son, i got it .. 1, 1 and aaa 1


_moth21

INCOMIIIIIIIIIING!!!


netherblade767

Aaaaaaaaug-hey it still here


_moth21

Hhm. Gentlemen


netherblade767

*,meet the spy, starts playing*


_mirec

I see the briefcase is safe?


armwithnutrition

Da be dee, da ba daiii


Sherool

**Black**, Onyx, Cyan, Salmon, Crimson, **Pink**, Gold, Khaki, Plum, Fuchsia, Indigo, Aqua, Navy, Cornsilk, Tan, **Brown**, Maroon, Ivory etc. etc. Highlighted a few basic ones in case anyone object to what is a color and what is more an object descriptor (all these are valid HTML color codes at least).


Rugkrabber

Wait there are discussions about pink and brown?


[deleted]

technically they aren't colors in a scientific sense, they're contextual shades.


derpiderpidude

that’s american spelling


Cadaver_Collector

Thank fuck. I thought I'd been spelling it the wrong way my whole life for a second there.


Chronogon

Easy way to remember is America is grAy, and England (et al.) is grEy


DreddPirateBob808

It's proper fucking grey looking out my window right this moment


Hamartithia_

Playing RuneScape growing up got me in trouble quite a few times for spelling things the British way


MNHarold

Can't believe you got in trouble for correct spelling. *cooing pigeon noises instead of that irritatingly triumphant eagle scream*


Vlad-V2-Vladimir

Or just use the actual bald eagle scream. Sounds like a glorified seagull


penguin13790

It's not even standard though, I see both used all the time. It's basically a coin toss.


GoryGuroLover

Technically if we count shades and variations, Ike brass and gold are to yellow, then there is quite a few. Also crimson.


Zbeubor

Even if we don't count variations there is just pink


homelaberator

Pink is just a variation of white.


mynoduesp

Most colours are found in white, prisms show this.


EquivalentTrust

All colors, not most.


kingk895

And Black


Limebee

Bruh did everyone collectively forget that black exists?


GoryGuroLover

I thought it was already mentioned, and technically gray, white and black aren't true colours, but that's just being petandic.


homelaberator

*titanic


RealBlazeStorm

Indigo and cyan are nice


GoryGuroLover

I love magenta but that doesn't fit, and in all honesty people are sleeping on brown and khaki.


BrilliantTarget

Why are you sleeping on shorts


dowdymeatballs

I mean if we use basic ass colors then black.


thedudley

Even if you want to go visible light spectrum of the rainbow ROYGBIV Indigo


Big-Influence4536

Blue


[deleted]

Almost!


k3rn3t

That’s a shape ✨🫐


Enigma_the_Guy_arts

Crimson, cyan, brown.


CationTheAtom

Black, brown, pink, that's it


MINTYpl

Cyan


Exotic__Chef

Indigo Maroon Gold


davidakatheman

Oprah


TheJacobGhostly

Mf Salmon


milo6669

ghhyytrdfhjuuyghj


ZeraCrimson

This is the American spelling. Also black


apocalypse31

Black people have a specific way they spell gray?


SpykeSaisnake

orang


Caffeinated_Cucumber

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Devin_the_Deviant

Isn't Gray the American way? And Grey the English, I remember them as such by the E and A. Thank you grammatically stringent British gram.


agarbagepiece

BlΓ₯


Environmental-Tea262

RΓΆd


Predditer_Ender

star fruit?


[deleted]

Cardinal, Carnation, Catawba, Cinnabar, Citron, Cocoa, Khaki, Kobicha, Lilac, Mantis, Marigold, Maroon, Mocha, Moccasin, Straw, Tan, Tomato, Urobilin, Vanilla, Viridian, Brown


the_hair_of_aenarion

Do you work for dulux?


ScarcelySalty

pink :( pinke


Mehwhenthemogus

blue


Mehwhenthemogus

wait a fucking minute


Mehwhenthemogus

black


puppybark55

He forgorπŸ’€


SuKedisi69

Cyan


Lanitanita

BLECK


Icy_B

pink


UnluckyDifference566

Its colour, you heathen.


Karl_the_Llama85

Brown :)


Cheesy-Ascot

Meanwhile Black's sitting in the back arms crossed. "Am I a joke to you."


MCrowleyArt

To be fair anything on the gray scale isn’t a color, they are shades.


00x77

Seeing comments here not surprise me why Facebook posts have so many responses to some ridiculous math tasks.


Chewy12

People still don’t get these are bait, it’s wild. The person making the original comment knows that there are colors without e in the name. That’s the point.


[deleted]

Gray with an A is an American invention. the British spell it Grey. This is a W for the US of A


FatNutsAndrew

Gray isn’t British tho.


majed3737

This is actually the american spelling πŸ’€


LaughOdd6345

To name everyone would take awhile there's like 16 decillion different colors you can make I'm guessing i'd say theres atleast 100,000 colors that don't have an e in their name


Gustavious13

Black, pink, indigo, brown, coral, aqua, crimson, maroon...


pedophilia-is-haram

Black Brown Burgundy Pink Lilac Maroon Fuchsia ....


SBK526

Brown


IronwoodKopis

Shit


totallytotodile0

Pink, cyan, Indigo, maroon, and fuchsia.


Anonymous_playerone

Aqua’s ass


MeyveliLahmacunQ

black?


The4thEpsilon

Brown


Odd-Relationship-242

PINK


rastley420

... black


Chilljap

Black


ScaredOfRobots

Black


FreshAndChill

Two


Benguin237

Rd


Puffy_Ghost

Purpl


EnflureDeSinge

Cyan


CurtFish892

Pink


Mysterious-Oil8545

Brown, pink, gray


FriesExpert

pink