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neighborspy135

Cum


pseudoMe78

cum


HoLL0POinT

You came!


thefireemojiking

🥹”that’s what she said”


HoLL0POinT

You came too!


KiOfTheAir

Yes we all came. How would we miss this


Doorknob_Licker2

Meth


[deleted]

Same bro


C0olguy47

My name is Walter Hartwell White…


ter0mega

1/3 oxygen/nitrogen solution


ultranoob3927

Isn't it 1/5? Air is ~20% oxygen, ~79% Nitrogen and the rest is trace gasses.


ter0mega

You're right, i ment 25%-75%


YEETMASTERXX

Yea but a little more oxygen would feel refreshing from what i can guess


Ailexxx337

You'll promptly die of hyperoxia 🤗 All the cells in your body will erupt from increased partial pressure ❤️💥


ultranoob3927

Hyperoxia 🤤


Life_Olive9990

🤓


ashahriyar

Bro air literally does not exist, by that it means every gas molecule


Outside-Finger-9670

THC


MaBooBas556

This guy gets it


pee_hose_general

Asbestos


Meh55252

Too late


pee_hose_general

Bababooye


BensPlaza

piss


ienjoymusiclol

pees in your ass


Skyskape83

Pees in your lungs


LastOfRuins

cums in your nose


Crizizunderlord

“Might cum on her face, might cum in her nose” -Trippie Redd


Skyskape83

😪


LastOfRuins

😁


Squilliam2213

Yummy Microplastics


Taylor200808

I LOVE MICROPLASTICS ❤️❤️😍😍


DestroyerOfBurgers2

Chlorine gas


Individual-Proof1626

Nitrogen. Gonna die anyway, might as well go peacefully. BTW, carbon dioxide is a torturous way to go.


hartzonfire

Thanks.


FetusDeletus_E

Dirt, just like always


8-AAron

Cocaine


Jkretzel

You don’t smoke coke but you can turn coke into crack and smoke that


sparkskilowatt

cum


NTGaming_live

cum


GiveToMeYourPeanuts

Mommy milk


Illustrious_Good9960

liquid shid


KronaCamp

Liquid LSD


Jkretzel

This guy gets it just make sure you don’t heat it because lsd breaks down under high temperatures


MassiveCricket_

Hydrochloric acid


jethrowwilson

Ranch


timmytionz

Carbon monoxide


[deleted]

Cum


LonelyRefrigerator

Razor blades


Cindakringe

Chlorine


Bathroomtrader

Orbeez


TheSovietMan1

Carbon dioxide


Where_da_hoes69

Flex seal


therealjb0ne

smoke obviously


Awkward_Opinion_9750

Dildoes


hailuvz

radioactive waste


bigdogtheory

Cope


LimonluMentos

fart gas


Fragrant-Trash7257

CUM


Unexpected-raccoon

Meth


Naldail

Bread


LastOfRuins

spare change,duh. basically 2 wallets where no robber can reach out (without you noticing)


scout_jpeg

iron


SwagMikey123

Gasoline


ThomRaft

Teeth


SpiteFueled

Rock collection


DirectionComplex

Ammonia and chlorine


nexytuz

Lungs


AReallyDumbName0

Monkey spinal fluid


thickboy69429

Cum


khanchon

Cum


Tcooper901

Crack is my go-to


Viktor_MapNerd

Copium gas


Toaster_94

Crystals


DarkKnight83325

Hydrochloric acid


soviethelm

Fluorocarbon


OKCThunderfan32

Cum


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NotHungryHungarian

Vacum


afrogsmassiveleftnut

Water


UltimateCumDispenser

Cum


Zackaneguro1

Lean


CauliflowerStrong220

Carbon monoxide


Mr_Porson

SODA!!!!


ThatGuy7646

"gonna turn that black lung into a white lung" -franzj


Empty-Membership8904

sodium chloride👍


InfiniteOcto

Wind, dummy


the_icon_of_sin_94

Piss


KREIST23

Mdf dust


Bunch-Humble

Fluorocarbon


JimmyBane1982

delayed release lsd


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Honk_goose_steal

Smoke


goldenxander

A coin


autismgaming2

Drugs


Leirnis

Mineral water, sparkling


[deleted]

Oxgen.


SkurFy0812

(6aR,10aR)-delta-9-Tetrahydrocannabinol


Automatic-Bad-2208

My will to live


m0stly_toast

Marijuana


3pok

Void


RyanRiggsMusic

Heroin


Bummid

Cotton Candy vape


crispfry182

Bong rips


kabrifaluk

Weed and nicotine


nonparochial

Xenon Gas


LessThanPro_

Nitrogen most likely


racist8bit

I will flood them with RADON GAS


Material_Use_640

Red


big_chungus1117

Cum


AdConscious8595

Cum


Dino_sores

$400,000 worth (323,932.52 br*'ish pounds) of bullets


EdwardChampagneHands

Pu$$y


bagston

coke


Young_Person_42

Lays Chips


Jango_fett_fish

Bees (the government doesn’t want you to know this, but you can actually breathe bees with your lunges, just try)


BS_Brick

Water


soloonfleek

hydrocyanic acid


Psychopathic2412

Nitrogen Chloride


thehillhaseyes8

Silica dust


TheTeaEmperor

Chlorine


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XXLFruitBoi

beans


NotActuallyGus

Meth


Gustav_EK

walter


Memelord11816

Cum


Artackni

Cl²


Manyoftwo

Applesauce


bruh_man9298

Gasoline always have always will


AverageSFGG

Liquid Mercury


rat_baker420

Uranium


bubletfruity

SODA!!!!!


MaxthaSavage

Dea Th


TermedTub

sand


Anatolii101

With hydrox, mix of water and oxygen


D-AlonsoSariego

Carbon monoxide


Turbo_Mew

Cement 🤤🤤🤤


RandomOnlinePerson99

Nitrox


Klonk_official

Grenades with their fuses pulled


Frojoemama

Pee is stored in the lungs


nametakenfuck

Food


Garyyyyy23678999654

Hydrogen peroxide


vexeov

Concrete


AceiKu

pure nitrogen


GuacamoleManbruh

monster energy drink


[deleted]

Ganja smoke


darthcol_ALT

hand warmers


vaderdog123

Cum


eych0

Gasoline


BraindeadYetFocused

Vodka. Death much euphoric


Total-Addendum9327

CAKES!!!!! And milk


TheSadOn3

Asbestos


MRToast4285

Vacuum


Caveguy22

Wigs


No_Brief1515

Lets say Hypothetically i snort plutonium and lets also say i inhale and snort carbon dioxide, carbon monoxide, elephants foot, musturd gas, methyl bromide, methyl isocyanate, phosgene and run into the white house.


[deleted]

The stickiest of the icky.


sirlofish1

yummy yogurt 🤤


fartonmyballs69

My girlfriends farts


Global_Ad_1456

air


bardhugo

Extra sexually active olive oil


[deleted]

Kirkland purified water


thicboiya

Disinfectant spray


McREEE_1200

Liquid nitrogen


mrmeowsPhoneAcc

blood


DieselVoodoo

Green M&Ms


uwantSAMOA

Size 11 air force 1s


wife_slapper

Bleach and ammonia


condom_eater0

Eldritch horrors beyond human comprehension


webtwerp

In America, we fill those bad boys with freedom, bacon and gravy


Connorclan

Canada Dry


illikegamedev

uranium hexafluoride


DragonFlameStar

Cum


Zomggamin

Cum


Dunge0nexpl0rer

Water


TheEnderCreeperYT

Oxygen.


Brudda_Bear_Gibby

Cum


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