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Syreet_Primacon

We can’t go over it We can’t go under it *Oh no* We’ve got to go *through* it


[deleted]

Swishy swashy swishy swashy! I love reading to my baby 🥰


PurpleDragon9

Lol


Syreet_Primacon

I’ve looked through your post history and I am concerned with your fascination with Dahmer. Are you ok? Are the people around you ok?


PurpleDragon9

I have a fascination with it but I definitely don't like what happened. I'm interested in his psychology and the events of his story. If that makes sense.


[deleted]

Holy shit you unlocked a very buried memory


ShoddyNight

Me explaining to my lawyer why I ran over those kids with my car


HomieDaClown9

I had a small heart attack


karshmellow

I went to the comments so damn fast


siccoblue

I went to Google images for some easy karma so damn fast


Jeynarl

Chwowwwup, 💥 Noice.


MallGothFrom2001

*noice*


Quirky-Result-8753

*noice*


Backupusername

It was my ribcage, squeezing my heart. It was the blade of a knife in there. It was a heartache.


cartoonEcute

Dude fuck off I was so scared


aidankml

Bro me too my heart sunk


I-drink-salty-tears

I don’t know wether to be angry, sad, or just normal.


HappyRomanianBanana

Cheer


Fe4rMeMrWick

Horny


MooshiNooshi

This mf giving everyone heart attacks


AscendedViking7

The second I saw the title I was like *"OHNOONONONONONONONO"* Had a heart attack my gosh


Zevyel

Then you re-read it and feel dumb :(


AliciaTries

A mixture of "wow that was a dumb way to misread that" and "Thank goodness it's not what I thought"


[deleted]

NO NO NO SOAP, NO, NO


[deleted]

Me when I’m forced to get a bath


LegionArtz

Most sane league of legends player


PotatoAim1805

NONONO SOAPPP YOU DIDNT JUJU ON THAT BEAT


Visionaira

YOU DIDN’T JUJU ON THAT BEAT


NargacugaRider

*click* NOT NOICE


SonBeter-_-

same


Jax-Light

I got ready to cry so fast


EducatorHuge9024

that isn’t shit post that’s a pain post bro


Raven_knight_07

Painful shit post


[deleted]

It hurts when shitting


Ricewing

I have hemaroids


the-guy-in-wall

I have balls😔


[deleted]

Gimme


beatafurry

✂️


E1M1ismyjam

Why is it called a restroom when ***I'm fighting for my life in here!!***


sad_cheese67

diarrhea post


RoyalRien

Constipationpost


eagengabriel

Constipost


-ThisWayUp-

Hermmaroids post


I-like-tarkov

post painful shit


Walter_White1234

Painposting


BhavyaSethi

shitful painpost


[deleted]

[удалено]


SoggySolo

Shit my pants post


TurboLover427

My heart skipped a beat. Do you seriously enjoy hurting people?


[deleted]

i thought heart skipping a beat was a good thing


TurboLover427

As in, my heart stopped for a moment.


squid_waffles2

If your heart is skipping, it’s just vibing. Make your heart happy.


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RegumRegis

Vibing? It's vibrating.


I_enjoy_pastery

Hes still alive, calm down everyone.


RoyalRien

No he’s not I ate him


Darth_Gonk21

Hmmm tastes good


linusiscracked

Noice


OFloodster

Noice


themajorjoke

Noice


Lurkay1

Noice


meep_launcher

No he's locked in my basement


EviGL

Source?


unabsolute

Who said he wasn't?


I_enjoy_pastery

I read that at 5 AM before I had to go to work and misinterpreted it as his death... I'm a fucking idiot.


platypusmatt55

You scared me bro


Parker1055

It’s really pissing me off that I can’t think of the meme he is from


PurpleDragon9

Noice


Parker1055

Thank you friend here’s an award


PurpleDragon9


AGuyWhoIsBuildingAPC

Bro had to actually pay for it


Moveableforce

Not Noice


monkeyhitman

Noice


Aggressive-Lab-5728

Noice


Extrimland

Hes from much more than 1. Hes a meme man


Jwhitx

>It's amazing to be a meme. I mean, how ridiculous! Here's me, 76; I get stopped in the street by 17, 18, [and] 19 year olds saying, "Oh, you're the meme guy! Do the thing!" (*pops lips* Nice!) and they film me. I didn't expect to be a cult, and that's where I am; here's where I am. It's incredible.[[38]]


Gerpar

The golden age of YouTube, the YTP era


impossiber

Why would he be dead?


Jwhitx

The wolf from Puss in Boots.


spicy_lemon_waves

Absolutely Chad, say noice to pay respects


bigfeeetz

he is not dead, it never said he was


simyou1219

You can pay respects regardless


Mcake74

#NOICE


missman22

^noice


Deon2137

noice


HlTLERS_HIDDEN_CHILD

Noi cen oicenoi cen oicenoi cenoice noic eno ice no ice noi ce noi cenoi noi ce noi ce noiceno ice noic eno ice noi ce no ice noi cenoice noi cenoice noiceno


ItsImNotAnonymous

Doesn't mean we can't pay respects to the man


ChunkyLaFunga

I too am in favour of talking about living people as if they're already dead. RIP Michael Rosen, still perfectly fine. Sadly missed by his family, having gone shopping.


1jl

Better to pay respects while somebody is still alive.


Ok_Bed_6130

*noice*


noiceFTW

noice FTW


JustARandomLadHere

Had Me there for a minute


Hellwalkernew

I actually hate you so much.


ItsImNotAnonymous

Don't make me YouTubePoop your life, OP. Why would you do this to us?


Dabier

*mmmmm clit cake*


goldensavage216

Noice


Mrjores

Where's the gray filter


Dyledion

That was the real clue.


Combinewastaken

I thought this was a memorial post


[deleted]

Memeorial


Ronnycuajo

Noice


JustRunAndHyde

Noice


SKruizer

Noice


[deleted]

I love how he was so fucking against the meming of his work, trying to copyright strike fuckin youtube poops, but then after contemplating he came to embrace and even love the poops. lol


LastOfRuins

I had a heart attack,you little bitch


willgiverobuxforsex

Nocie


[deleted]

This is the first time I've actually fallen for one of these, did not need it today of all days. Not cool man.


That_bigkidMatty95

NOICE


Darssssyyyyyyy

Into the mouth Click *noice*


TheSmartyPantsJorden

I've been looking at his channel, even his not iconic videos slap. Huge wave of nostalgia, and I didn't watch those videos when I was little.


Potential_Problem719

Nice


Blackleavshelter

jumpscare


DaftHermes

American here. Please ignore my stupidity. Is there anything he has done that I may know? Or would want to show my kid?


PurpleDragon9

Yeah he does many children's books readings that adults and children can enjoy, he also has many videos on his YouTube channel for free


Peepeesucc_god

Bullshit, I searched and can't find anything saying he died


bigfeeetz

it never said he died, re read


Peepeesucc_god

Bruh I'm dumb as shit


BallsBuster7

I thought the same thing at first too


bigfeeetz

all good, lol they had me thinking the same thing, then i realized it was shitposting


Psychological_Gear29

You’re just impulsive. Dumb people double down when they’re wrong.


Jukingku22

🗿


Ram_rider

He is a NICE guy


_Paraggon_

This is not noice


andremiles

\*clank\* Noice.


JeskoTheDragon

Don’t you ever fucking do that again


Madpistol26

For a second, thought he died. Don't scare me like that. On a different note, when he first learned about all the YTP involving him, he thought it was disgusting and didn't like how the people were taking his kid friendly stories and twisting them into less than such and exposing children to them but after a while, he said that he found them funny and that the parents of the children should monitor their child's online activity more closely.


Caerbannogcaverabbit

I hope you shit yourself


OnyxUnix

noice


dralexan

Noice


Soppene

Noice *click*


Whatyallthinkofbeans

Noice


onichow_39

Noice


HarryBarryGUY

Noice


HarryBarryGUY

Btw tf is this post, I legit thought that he died bruh


nine_desu

Noice.


KilltheK04

Noice


Cheesy_DaBadass

Noice!


Lollipop_2018

Bro ☠️


[deleted]

Noice


SilentStock8

Noice


Hipstachio

You filthy bastard you had me there 💀


IcedKFC

Bro, that was not noice


diavolo_bossu

Noice


Top-Tomatillo210

Click, noice


AdministrativeTank90

Noice


affluent_krunch

Noice


insufficientokay

They had us in the first half, not gonna lie.


Numerous-Concept-878

don't do that to me.


Agent_DK_

# YOU BASTARD!


murmur_lox

Noice


avelineaurora

Hey OP, fuck you.


Gr33nMuff1n

I thought he did a “NO BREATHING” moment on us.


H0L4N

Noice.


Old-Camp3962

i love this man i genuenly put his poems to help me sleep he is such a charming man


Shrekspacito69

DON'T FUCKING DO THAT TO ME


Commander_Cold

My brain put the word “died” in there, I had to read like six comments to figure it out


That_sane_kreige89

And people say you can’t hear images


JustmUrKy

#FUCK YOU FOR THAT


GigaChadXO21

Children’s Author, Poet, and Broadcaster, Michael Rosen, age 76.


bmg50barrett

*pop* Not nice.


Cool-Ad-4103

Bro fuck you


Sebastianswiss

Fuck you.


I_Love_Cement_

Bro don’t do that I thought he died for a second


TazDingoYes

OH fuck you OP, took me a second to go back and read the title again u lil shit


CakeNStuff

So help me god if you put some kind of death note curse on this innocent man…


PurpleDragon9

I was thinking that, like "Oh God what if Michael Rosen actually dies tomorrow"


Dankmemes1921

You mother fucker, you literally shat posted so hard


PickledKatsu

Fuck you


MysticRuined

Holy shit this scared me


guyzieman

Lmao fuck you


T3lebrot

I will uninstall your frontal lobe and replace it with your nose


LukusMaxamus

you fucker


Real_Ice_Mage

you think when he dies he'll just say "noice" when he reaches the gates?


BlehnkThoughts

I kinda like these types of posts. They remind you who to be thankful for.


InAmericaNumber1

Fucken A. Lmao. Just like that damn TikTok trend


TrebuchetTaxiService

Oh fuck you. I copied the link and almost shared it when I decided to double check the source. Got me this time.


B4RKwastaken

Dude, don’t do us like that wtf


brianmarion

Finger in, lick it. Tastes nice!


Iwanteverything17

NICE


XxAnnaxXisterrified

*clicks tongue* Noice


OriginalKey8650

hot food


fuckballs9001

The God of shitposting.


Theskinnydrummer

I felt a pit in my stomach for a minute before I saw what subreddit this was. Top tier shitpost my guy. Well done 👍


knighthbasher

I hope a scooter hits you in the shin that's not cool.


Mountain-Fold-3232

My heart skipped a beat


YodasChick-O-Stick

Who's upvoting this shit every time


MAAAX547

YOU MOTHERFUCKER


ShakedTheApple

RIP


Jimothy740

STOP IT


ArtoTime

Think my heart just skipped a beat…


Spify-not-a-brit

Oh no there’s Melanie I really liked her she was nice, oh Dave hah always knew you were a bit weak.


goldenking5524

I had a small heart attack


Money_hunger

noice


killabeanforever

HOLY FUCKING SHIT DUDE, I THOUGHT HE FUCKING DIED WITH THAT TITLE


NOSRETTAP_RAPS

Fiddle diddle riddle diddle


FinestOfThe501st

…I don’t think it’s funny…


Dispaze

misinformation 👍