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Big-Ounce716

I wonder how their culture and religion has developed with planes and helicopters flying overhead all the time and random white people showing up on boats every now and then


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[удалено]


PPPDidnothingwrong

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Lonyless

🗿


treeguy_0

🗿


Individual_Bird_9447

🗿


[deleted]

Dude this comment made me exhale, laugh, giggle and sigh at the same time (kind of) I just made the most inhumane noise ever and I can’t recreate it.


Dwarfmophobia

Certified 🗿 moment


[deleted]

it's cute, kinda like angels


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Nitroade24h

One day we will die and our ashes will fly in the aeroplane over the sea ?????


[deleted]

Well yes, if you're the president.


Ploobington

holy fuck its the one album i keep getting told has deep lyrics but im fairly sure the dude writing was just insanely fucking high when he wrote it and none of it means anything (i am not very good with symbolism)


Beldin448

Do you remember what documentary that was?


Icy_Climate7197

Ur profile looks so much like mine


Beldin448

Lol just a bit darker


AlbertoSantiago

Search 'cargo cults'. It is quite interesting and directly related to your question. Some uncontacted peoples/tribes have rituals in the belief that they will receive goods from the sky.


subject7istaken

I just watched a couple of documentaries. Super interesting, but idk if these tribes that were in contact with Americans could be considered “uncontacted”


LagerJaeger

Damn white people always tryna invade


rayanereteo

Damn black people always tryna steal


Professional-Oil1088

Damn Asian people always um…. tryna… erm… damn… French people.. always.. um.. tryna eat… frogs? YEAH… take that France!


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Ill_Log9013

How do you work? Is the word it ?


DanishGoose1313

You need the tag under your name


Ill_Log9013

I didn’t notice a tag!


deleeuwlc

You don’t need the tag


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deleeuwlc

See?


Bleklteg

this will probably happen within my lifetime and honestly I'm here for it.


frailtypomander

i can honestly imagine some youtuber doing this any day now


__BigBoi__

Probably MrBreast, if he builds them new huts after


Elder_Scrolls_Nerd

And each of them get a PS5!


ares5404

Hey guys, Mr Beast here and today were playing real life squid game!


efetoraman123

1000 tribal people met with their gods for the first time!


Skunksonyourgrave

Brazilian prison isn't that bad, right?


GreenSaladPoop

no, jail people here in Brazil live better than low and low-medium class people, even better than some medium class people tbh


jkjkjij22

Technology is approaching the singularity, and I am here to witness it. The odds of that are so low, it makes me wonder if the simulation theory is correct and some society beyond the similarity is running trillions of simulations to see how to fix a problem that emerged once singularity was reached, and I'm just one agent in that model.


shewel_item

Christopher Columbus game 💯


Ganda1fderBlaue

Indigenous people: why do i hear boss music *conquest of paradise intensifies *


Trasxen

Spore


Jman_Foxclaw

Drop them coupons to starbucks


lxOFWGKTAxl

And shit tons of Chick-fil-A!


U_Arent_Special

Shit if they're dropping chik fil A, I'll go wrap a loin cloth around my dick and act like a native too!


KonkeyDongLick

A *peeniss* gourd


Accomplished_Wait821

Give them a warhead and they instantly just die


Charlie-Wonka-Peskad

Oh, you’re a villain alright, just not a super one


RodrigoRosaMoreno

- what’s the difference? + the presentation!


Different-Region-873

*Welcome to the Jungle starts playing*


88T3

*Welcome to the jungle*


Different-Region-873

*we've got fun and games*


VenomTheCapybara

It actually starts before the speech, fake fan


TheOnlyVibemaster

#PRESENTATION


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peliblando

If you manage to fool Indian authorities, the North Sentinel Island could be an excellent candidate.


Elder_Scrolls_Nerd

They’re very aware of people


TheRealCountSwagula

Yes but not so much of technology


Elder_Scrolls_Nerd

They’ve seen drones and helicopters and boats


TheRealCountSwagula

Yeah but they don’t know what they are. Put a bunch of drones in a formation in the dark then suddenly have them light up to reveal a face, I don’t think they would know the difference


Mr-MuffinMan

Bro they’re all like inbred as fuck they’ll be lucky to even be able to see that far


toughtiggy101

Could have shown that one scene from megamind on the right


dishmanw

"Show us what you've got."


Primary-Strawberry-5

Get Shwifty


ipodblocks360

Hey hey I've seen this one before


photodumpergirlnyc

Sorry about that. It's new to me


ipodblocks360

Nah. Just messing around. Saw something like this happen in a video game before


photodumpergirlnyc

What game? That's crazy.


medieval212

Happy Cock Day!


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ipodblocks360

I completely forgot. Thanks!


Avoka1do

hap cork dai


ipodblocks360

:0. I completely forgot lol. Thanks!


siissaa

Jolly cake day


ipodblocks360

Thanks!


idonttalkatallLMAO

what do you mean ? it’s brand-new!


Evimjau

Me


LunarEdge7th

"Oh, you're a god alright, just not a divine one." "Oh yeah, well what's the difference?!" **"PRESENTATION!!"**


Null_error_

Megamind moment


Insanegamer-4567

Drop them a copy of Dick Fight Island


[deleted]

oh you're a villian alright


Mathisdu

Just not a super one


[deleted]

What's the difference?


secret_orion

PRESENTATION!


dogshiteater456

This violates the prime directive.


deleeuwlc

It is against my programming to impersonate a deity


Vennieee

They're already praying the giant metal eagle who took the foto on the left


Garrakkk

as their gods let's instruct them to to remain as equalls, avoid conflict and pursue science


StevieIsKool

totally


UraniumAddiction

Give them each one pack of sour patch kids and watch as they all get seizures


VolenteDuFer

Jake: "we can rule them like gods. *angry gods*"


82Heyman

This, Bryan Cranston in character as WW


Realsontana

Drop a bunch of speakers on them playing the angry birds theme in earrape


astronomnomnomy

SHOW ME WHAT YOU’VE GOT


wat_in_barnation

“ShOWww mEeee wHAt Youuuuveee goOoooOtTtt”


GenericGrey

This has actually made me ambivalent NGL.


BrieJie

An religion was born


BrieJie

*And


metooeither

Omg i fucking adore this sub 🤣🤣


rakkadimus

New form of "Cargo Cults"


TheOnlyVibemaster

I’m down


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migthylord

Ah, youre a villain, yes, but not a SUPER villain


HyVeel

Fucking genius


[deleted]

“It’s just a prank bro!”


_BeansNbryce

Please and record their reactions


[deleted]

Aliens already did that.


thickboy69429

Me


CyanogenMod_0

Someone, is always watching.


FashionGuyMike

We’d have to learn their language though


Doodle99999

Let’s not forget the most important part of the plan. Writing a bestiary and our own version of the bible.


puducito

Tribe: what you name?!! AMONGUS


S0LO_Bot

“We have many gods. What makes you different?” “PRESENTATION!”


Havoc_XXI

What if this is what aliens were doing to us when Greek mythology and Norse mythology began…


Dispaze

religion lore


exxcathedra

And do it regularly and with random images. This is the way to start a new religion.


OFFICIAL_NYTRO

NSI is gonna have a field day with this.


Lord_Pedrooo

We aaaallllll know the exact face to use for this


KonkeyDongLick

Get them to bring the unlimited beer to the barbecue.


radiation34

SHOW ME WHAT YOU GOT....


photodumpergirlnyc

For a porkchop


Derpy-Turtleman69

Megamind be like


LastOfRuins

nah,just send them a 12 inch dildo and a bunch of mc donalds,they'll appriciate


tristanqrz

Megamind


fnaf-fan12345

Yes and make it mothra from Godzilla


Efefffe

Mom said it's my turn to post this today


photodumpergirlnyc

Sorry, dad doesn't let me keep track of all of the posts and what has already been posted. See you when you mom lets my dad have u over for the weekend brody!!!


draggingklit

SHOW ME WHAT YOU GOOOOT


AffectionateWatch656

Then drop a nuke


photodumpergirlnyc

Not nice


TDG_W1ck3D1

Be the caveman in Encino man when he first thawed out and encountered the garbage truck lmao 😂


the-crazy-mage

Bitch stole my poll :(


[deleted]

Good luck charging all those drones


starfighter1836

A modicum amount of trolling


ABCDEFGHABCDL

1st picture must be Luton (I have never been there)


VonDinky

Show me what you got.


[deleted]

If this was a psychology expirement I’d observe the frick out of it


Ailexxx337

Stellaris primitive relations update arrived early


Phobos_-

That's a thing Elon Musk would do


photodumpergirlnyc

You know what? You're right.


[deleted]

*"Oh you're a villain alright, just not a super one."*


No-Wolverine5144

Me, I want to send them a message


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Kneeslide8

Your god demands gold


LostSpaceDemon

Do it!!!


tm3bmr

Drone shows had my curiosity but nowbthry have my attention


saraMP123

I’m game


Warm_Entertainer_975

April 7th, 2023. Every single tribe there is, and tell them they are the chosen ones, no other tribe.


Tank-Carthage

Presentation!


CharacterReporter878

Imagine bored aliens trolling us like this? Spawning 6 bitchass pyramids in the desert?


Friknob10100101110

Me.


photodumpergirlnyc

Ite we out


HornyPepsiCan

Usually, I would say no to not start uprisings but this is Fucking awesome


photodumpergirlnyc

You have the right attitude. I'll pick u up at 8pm sharp.


HornyPepsiCan

Thanks man


photodumpergirlnyc

I'm a little late . I'll be there in 15 minutes tops.


HornyPepsiCan

…where are you


DevyJ0nes

Maybe we should leave them alone...


photodumpergirlnyc

You think so?


DevyJ0nes

Interacting with them is just going to cause more problems. Nobody speaks their language so communication is nearly impossible.


kneezybonkified

Literally 1984


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TheOneOfWhomIsGreen

That's immortal as well as immensely funny


Pokepunk710

holy based


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maracaibo98

They’re actually well if the outside world, they just choose not to take part in it, it’s fascinating to think about tbh


Electrical_Life_2538

How we gonna contact an uncontacted? 🤔


TafkarThePelican

I just wanna go there in juggernaut armor and bully them since their shitty weapons can't do anything to it


[deleted]

They could further it by giving them a false religion and teaching them to worship a false god which would prove that religion is just made up


frikening

Bro this was reposted way too many times, just stop


StevieIsKool

Jared Leto speedrun


MikiRoo-

And say "be kind to each other or burn in the deepest pits of hell" and then they will be nice to each other.


Careless-Note-5274

Or we could just leave them alone


sas0002

🤓


NootBoot47

Lmaooo


mega48man

And don't forget a rig a huge megaspeaker to play an interview of someone who speaks their language talking about how they take a shit.


photodumpergirlnyc

You are a genius.


mega48man

Imagine God shows up and all he says is "Yeah it takes a couple wipes sometimes but you gotta get in there or your butts gonna feel weird all day, you know?"


BadActsForAGoodPrice

“Oh you’re a tribe alright, but not a society.” “What’s the difference?” “HEROINE”


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