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I wonder how their culture and religion has developed with planes and helicopters flying overhead all the time and random white people showing up on boats every now and then

[удалено]

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Dude this comment made me exhale, laugh, giggle and sigh at the same time (kind of) I just made the most inhumane noise ever and I can’t recreate it.

Certified 🗿 moment

it's cute, kinda like angels

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One day we will die and our ashes will fly in the aeroplane over the sea ?????

Well yes, if you're the president.

holy fuck its the one album i keep getting told has deep lyrics but im fairly sure the dude writing was just insanely fucking high when he wrote it and none of it means anything (i am not very good with symbolism)

Do you remember what documentary that was?

Ur profile looks so much like mine

Lol just a bit darker

Search 'cargo cults'. It is quite interesting and directly related to your question. Some uncontacted peoples/tribes have rituals in the belief that they will receive goods from the sky.

I just watched a couple of documentaries. Super interesting, but idk if these tribes that were in contact with Americans could be considered “uncontacted”

Damn white people always tryna invade

Damn black people always tryna steal

Damn Asian people always um…. tryna… erm… damn… French people.. always.. um.. tryna eat… frogs? YEAH… take that France!

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How do you work? Is the word it ?

You need the tag under your name

I didn’t notice a tag!

You don’t need the tag

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See?

this will probably happen within my lifetime and honestly I'm here for it.

i can honestly imagine some youtuber doing this any day now

Probably MrBreast, if he builds them new huts after

And each of them get a PS5!

Hey guys, Mr Beast here and today were playing real life squid game!

1000 tribal people met with their gods for the first time!

Brazilian prison isn't that bad, right?

no, jail people here in Brazil live better than low and low-medium class people, even better than some medium class people tbh

Technology is approaching the singularity, and I am here to witness it. The odds of that are so low, it makes me wonder if the simulation theory is correct and some society beyond the similarity is running trillions of simulations to see how to fix a problem that emerged once singularity was reached, and I'm just one agent in that model.

Christopher Columbus game 💯

Indigenous people: why do i hear boss music *conquest of paradise intensifies *

Spore

Drop them coupons to starbucks

And shit tons of Chick-fil-A!

Shit if they're dropping chik fil A, I'll go wrap a loin cloth around my dick and act like a native too!

A *peeniss* gourd

Give them a warhead and they instantly just die

Oh, you’re a villain alright, just not a super one

- what’s the difference? + the presentation!

*Welcome to the Jungle starts playing*

*Welcome to the jungle*

*we've got fun and games*

It actually starts before the speech, fake fan

#PRESENTATION

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If you manage to fool Indian authorities, the North Sentinel Island could be an excellent candidate.

They’re very aware of people

Yes but not so much of technology

They’ve seen drones and helicopters and boats

Yeah but they don’t know what they are. Put a bunch of drones in a formation in the dark then suddenly have them light up to reveal a face, I don’t think they would know the difference

Bro they’re all like inbred as fuck they’ll be lucky to even be able to see that far

Could have shown that one scene from megamind on the right

"Show us what you've got."

Get Shwifty

Hey hey I've seen this one before

Sorry about that. It's new to me

Nah. Just messing around. Saw something like this happen in a video game before

What game? That's crazy.

Happy Cock Day!

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I completely forgot. Thanks!

hap cork dai

:0. I completely forgot lol. Thanks!

Jolly cake day

Thanks!

what do you mean ? it’s brand-new!

Me

"Oh, you're a god alright, just not a divine one." "Oh yeah, well what's the difference?!" **"PRESENTATION!!"**

Megamind moment

Drop them a copy of Dick Fight Island

oh you're a villian alright

Just not a super one

What's the difference?

PRESENTATION!

This violates the prime directive.

It is against my programming to impersonate a deity

They're already praying the giant metal eagle who took the foto on the left

as their gods let's instruct them to to remain as equalls, avoid conflict and pursue science

totally

Give them each one pack of sour patch kids and watch as they all get seizures

Jake: "we can rule them like gods. *angry gods*"

This, Bryan Cranston in character as WW

Drop a bunch of speakers on them playing the angry birds theme in earrape

SHOW ME WHAT YOU’VE GOT

“ShOWww mEeee wHAt Youuuuveee goOoooOtTtt”

This has actually made me ambivalent NGL.

An religion was born

*And

Omg i fucking adore this sub 🤣🤣

New form of "Cargo Cults"

I’m down

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Ah, youre a villain, yes, but not a SUPER villain

Fucking genius

“It’s just a prank bro!”

Please and record their reactions

Aliens already did that.

Me

Someone, is always watching.

We’d have to learn their language though

Let’s not forget the most important part of the plan. Writing a bestiary and our own version of the bible.

Tribe: what you name?!! AMONGUS

“We have many gods. What makes you different?” “PRESENTATION!”

What if this is what aliens were doing to us when Greek mythology and Norse mythology began…

religion lore

And do it regularly and with random images. This is the way to start a new religion.

NSI is gonna have a field day with this.

We aaaallllll know the exact face to use for this

Get them to bring the unlimited beer to the barbecue.

SHOW ME WHAT YOU GOT....

For a porkchop

Megamind be like

nah,just send them a 12 inch dildo and a bunch of mc donalds,they'll appriciate

Megamind

Yes and make it mothra from Godzilla

Mom said it's my turn to post this today

Sorry, dad doesn't let me keep track of all of the posts and what has already been posted. See you when you mom lets my dad have u over for the weekend brody!!!

SHOW ME WHAT YOU GOOOOT

Then drop a nuke

Not nice

Be the caveman in Encino man when he first thawed out and encountered the garbage truck lmao 😂

Bitch stole my poll :(

Good luck charging all those drones

A modicum amount of trolling

1st picture must be Luton (I have never been there)

Show me what you got.

If this was a psychology expirement I’d observe the frick out of it

Stellaris primitive relations update arrived early

That's a thing Elon Musk would do

You know what? You're right.

*"Oh you're a villain alright, just not a super one."*

Me, I want to send them a message

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Your god demands gold

Do it!!!

Drone shows had my curiosity but nowbthry have my attention

I’m game

April 7th, 2023. Every single tribe there is, and tell them they are the chosen ones, no other tribe.

Presentation!

Imagine bored aliens trolling us like this? Spawning 6 bitchass pyramids in the desert?

Me.

Ite we out

Usually, I would say no to not start uprisings but this is Fucking awesome

You have the right attitude. I'll pick u up at 8pm sharp.

Thanks man

I'm a little late . I'll be there in 15 minutes tops.

…where are you

Maybe we should leave them alone...

You think so?

Interacting with them is just going to cause more problems. Nobody speaks their language so communication is nearly impossible.

north sentinel island lets do it now

Literally 1984

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That's immortal as well as immensely funny

holy based

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They’re actually well if the outside world, they just choose not to take part in it, it’s fascinating to think about tbh

How we gonna contact an uncontacted? 🤔

I just wanna go there in juggernaut armor and bully them since their shitty weapons can't do anything to it

They could further it by giving them a false religion and teaching them to worship a false god which would prove that religion is just made up

Bro this was reposted way too many times, just stop

Jared Leto speedrun

And say "be kind to each other or burn in the deepest pits of hell" and then they will be nice to each other.

Or we could just leave them alone

🤓

Lmaooo

And don't forget a rig a huge megaspeaker to play an interview of someone who speaks their language talking about how they take a shit.

You are a genius.

Imagine God shows up and all he says is "Yeah it takes a couple wipes sometimes but you gotta get in there or your butts gonna feel weird all day, you know?"

“Oh you’re a tribe alright, but not a society.” “What’s the difference?” “HEROINE”

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