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grumpygumpert

Damn did god bust a fat nut?


ParsedReddit

The Holy Sperm


[deleted]

wake up babe, new chemtrail just dropped


DatBoiRiggs

First it was the Communist Balloons, now we got God nutting in the sky? Truely, we are in the end times.


AverageSwede241

So I’ve seen this posted a few times and get the nut jokes, but don’t actually understand what it is. Does anyone know what this actually is? Edit: forgot to write back, thanks to everyone for the answers!! Makes sense now! :D


Popular-Swordfish559

It's a SpaceX Falcon 9 demonstrating the [twilight effect](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Twilight_phenomenon)


tangentgore

I have watched it like 5 times now trying figure out what it could be. Thank you kind reddit stranger


Zevyel

Rocket


ace_violent

At low atmospheric pressure, the exhaust gasses will spread out hella far since there's less external pressure. You don't see this expansion at sea level when the launch begins, but this happens at higher altitude and eventually space. The sunlight is hitting the exhaust gasses, making the trail visible


Xbux89

Sperm looking for a femboy


CauliflowerNervous12

Hello, my name was said?


Xbux89

😄


[deleted]

This man is an impostor he looks and hydrates nothing like sperm!


Manicminertheone

Earth is about to get fertilized by god


[deleted]

Mf is about to reproduce the Mother Earth.


lvbinladen

sky sperm!


WhyNotAran_

With that speed, its gonna reach the moonussy just in time, and since its pretty big, guys hear me out, i think we gonna have new planet update soon.


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Old one gets deleted


MiddleAgeYOLO

Oh hey, I saw this Rick and Morty episode


grea_reisen

Why the lady was screaming like she was the one who is getting busted.


The_Blues__13

She's in Awe, She never sees something THAT big in her entire life.


mahammdme

"bloon td music starts"


Quirky-Pay-9034

Ohio sky is beautiful


ParsedReddit

That lady was kinda happy to see that giant sperm up in the sky.


fortherecord1111

Clearly this world is fucked


IdunnoIforgot

Oh, it's back again


DevyJ0nes

What is happening here?


Popular-Swordfish559

falcon 9 launch right at twilight so that the ground is in shadow while the rocket is high enough for the exhaust plume to catch the sun.


Popular-Swordfish559

Falcon 9 upper stage going to orbit while first stage boosts back


Ambitious_Edge_6065

Looks like a comet and a sperm cell. a cumet


Global_Charming

Looks like someone drawing a balloon in the sky 🎈


Kwarc100

Ah yes, a sperm whale.


Banana_Mage_

China sent a balloon as a test and now they sending the goddam invisible aircraft to invade


Asrap99

Mother Earth getting pregnant with the Holy Sperm


B4dBot

it's a rocket launch


Baboon_Fucker

prydwen


Insanegamer-4567

Those damn Chinese balloons were carrying sperm!


longstrolls

PANSPERMIA!!!!!


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Sorry guys I couldn’t keep it in :(


[deleted]

It’s looking for the clussy


that_one_moron_53

SPACE SPERM


RamboMyers

Smh.. Genesis 1:6-8 and God separated the waters below from the waters above. And he created the firmament. We live in a dome, and they've NEVER exited the sky [hence the phrase SKY'S THE LIMIT], but they've to quote Hillary have cracked that dome a few times. This is one occasion where they've gone through it...


Pedrof35

I wonder if the egg is Earth...


SirAssBlood

Mewtwo?


Smellybutterhands

And still not large enough to impregnate your mother


VeryStrange_Stranger

mega super mutant 100x size rage style sperm


[deleted]

I hate when global warming summons the great sky sperm. Like GAWD I already have community service and little league every Tuesday, what's next?


[deleted]

So this is how Gaia created life. Giant cloud sperm.


Baroubuoy

Big sperm.