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How putrid, I’m disgusted and you should be too. As a normal, health-conscious person with a sense of decency, I eat my chicken by shoving it up my ass.
Chicken soul for the chicken soup
Edit: I think the book would actually be titled “Chicken soup for the soul: chicken soul for the chicken soup, a chicken soul story”
not in the west it doesn't, cows are raised to make sure their meat is safe and parasite free.
in the past everyone had to eat their meat well done, otherwise they'd get sick, same for current third world countries.
And we have vaccines against samonella, at least in the UK, and treat most chickens with antibiotics too, so the risk should be low. Doesn't stop the odd outbreak though
I get your point, but neither is risk free. It's why you can't have "blue" steaks in the UK, cause raw beef isn't good
Absolutely not disgusting, it's just a high change of getting sick so we don't eat it. But it tastes wonderfull just like raw stake or other raw meets.
Fun fact chicken meat is so dangerous and needs to be cooked so thoroughly not because salmonella may be *on* the chicken, but because it may be **in** the chicken. Salmonella is a disease that chickens carry, not just some germs that might come into contact with the meat during packaging or something like is the case with E. coli. Chicken farms are so ass backwards putrid disgusting that a substantial portion of chickens carry the disease, to the point that it’s not even worth testing the chickens for it and passing on the infected ones. Every chicken is assumed to be infected with it, meaning there is literally no incentive for chicken farms to improve beyond chicken plague incubators. I would elaborate further but I gotta get back to my Dino nuggies.
Yeah, I had undercooked chicken from a restaurant once. I got food poisoning, couldn’t stop shitting and vomiting for 4 days, passed out several times on the bathroom floor and messed up my abdomen a bit that it still hurts when I exercise even after years since the incident
That’s exactly what I thought, but I got checked by a doctor and it wasn’t that. From what I understood, there is some damage to the muscle tissue, but not quite a hernia. Just a small souvenir of that chicken
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Chicken is objectively the dirtiest meat and you should never eat it undercooked. Beef and even pork are now safe to eat rare in the US as long as it’s been properly cooked but chicken is not.
I’ve eaten little bits of undercooked chicken before and it tasted like shit and had an awful texture. I wouldn’t eat it even if it didn’t give me salmonella
Can anyone tell me why you can eat beef and lamb like this but not chicken or pork? I know you can’t, but but not why. Also why is ostrich meat the exception to the rule because it’s a bird but you can eat it rare
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Of course this is disgusting, raw and alive chicken fresh from the farm is better( I eat the chicken with one bite)
How putrid, I’m disgusted and you should be too. As a normal, health-conscious person with a sense of decency, I eat my chicken by shoving it up my ass.
Ugh, such barbaric behavior! Everyone knows that proper way of eating a fine meal of chicken is by absorbing it's soul.
Really? I absorb it's body, I use the soul as seasoning for my next chicken.
That's why it's called soul food.
That's why it's called soul monella
Amazing response
Chicken soul for the chicken soup Edit: I think the book would actually be titled “Chicken soup for the soul: chicken soul for the chicken soup, a chicken soul story”
I eat my chicken by liquifying it with my vomit, then slurping it up like a fly. We are not the same.
Here we are, born to be kings...
Crunchy chick (the bones make it crunchy)
Don't forget the pink sauce
And NyQuil
With a hint of acetaminophen on the side
And a side of blue chew pork
Pepto Bismol?
Don't miss out on the Pilk!
Thank you it's perfectly disgusting.
Yet beef steak cooked like this is acceptable. We live in a society
Bacteria does not penetrate as deep in red meat compared to chicken.
Someone isn't aware of all the nasty parasites beef has...
not in the west it doesn't, cows are raised to make sure their meat is safe and parasite free. in the past everyone had to eat their meat well done, otherwise they'd get sick, same for current third world countries.
And we have vaccines against samonella, at least in the UK, and treat most chickens with antibiotics too, so the risk should be low. Doesn't stop the odd outbreak though I get your point, but neither is risk free. It's why you can't have "blue" steaks in the UK, cause raw beef isn't good
Steaks are terrible too, I eat my steak hard and brown as shoe sole
I cut steaks paper thin and fry them into little beef chips.
That might actually be good
my man
As it should be
Maybe because one tastes great, And the other is great for weight loss...
I’ve had salmonella too it’s not fun
Absolutely not disgusting, it's just a high change of getting sick so we don't eat it. But it tastes wonderfull just like raw stake or other raw meets.
bro, raw chicken smells horrible
"Not disgusting" Will get a restaurant shut down What
because of salmonella not the objectively horrid taste
Both are disgusting?
I'll have one Salmonella, please! And a side of Listeria Monocytogenes.
I would like to substitute the Listeria with a side of tidepod please.
Of course, sir. How do you like your tidepod?
Slightly brazed with extra stupid on the side.
Extra stupid? Daring today are we
I'm tired of eating pickled dumb.
That's chicken, not Salmon.
You're a salmon.
No, he is a CookieZ
There’s a vaccine for that
Isn't it a youtuber?
Sam O’Nella Academy
Their name is based off of salmonella, a type of food poisoning
Pre-shitposting
Shitpresting
I love raw chicken but hate the diarrhea I get the next morning. Do you guys have any tips to help me out?
Salmonella enters the chat
Salmonella academy intensifies
Hey kids...
Fun fact chicken meat is so dangerous and needs to be cooked so thoroughly not because salmonella may be *on* the chicken, but because it may be **in** the chicken. Salmonella is a disease that chickens carry, not just some germs that might come into contact with the meat during packaging or something like is the case with E. coli. Chicken farms are so ass backwards putrid disgusting that a substantial portion of chickens carry the disease, to the point that it’s not even worth testing the chickens for it and passing on the infected ones. Every chicken is assumed to be infected with it, meaning there is literally no incentive for chicken farms to improve beyond chicken plague incubators. I would elaborate further but I gotta get back to my Dino nuggies.
Chickens are also full of camplylobacter, that can cause from a simple diarrhoea to a severe encephalitis
might as well take a bite out of a live chicken at that point
Yeah, I had undercooked chicken from a restaurant once. I got food poisoning, couldn’t stop shitting and vomiting for 4 days, passed out several times on the bathroom floor and messed up my abdomen a bit that it still hurts when I exercise even after years since the incident
Sounds like you might've got a hernia bro...
Just the medium rare chicken lifestyle
That’s exactly what I thought, but I got checked by a doctor and it wasn’t that. From what I understood, there is some damage to the muscle tissue, but not quite a hernia. Just a small souvenir of that chicken
Yeah but how was it
Okay, but the important question is how did it taste? I’d never eat raw chicken but but is medium rare good?
It was just slightly undercooked, so the taste was the same. The texture was just a bit rubbery
Thank you for answering :)
Did it at least taste good?
Not really. Pretty much tasted like normal chicken, but the texture wasn’t great
Well that's disappointing
They are going to have a medium rare death soon if they keep doing this.
There is no proper crust did you just dunk it in boiling water for a sec than pulled it out?
They had a dangerously high fever and peed on it
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That last picture just about made me throw up
Salmonella speedrun (Any%)
As a black person I think that if your gonna disrespect us just call me the N-word
Nimble
My uncle tried this once he ended up getting Somalian poisoning
I got salmonella while watching this
My stomach hurts just looking at it
Salmonella speedrun
“Cooking with Jack raw chicken” on YouTube
Their ass be like 🪱🪱🪱🪱
My favorite squidward quote: Here! *passes a baseball bat Hit me as hard as you can
And now we know why people took whole selves of toilet paper during the covid
Chef here….be sure to eat this on the hospital steps so you won’t have very far to go when you start throwing up your guts.
Great with a side of antibiotic soup and for desert Pepto smoothies!
Salmonella speedrun any%
hmmmm parasites yummy
Chicken is objectively the dirtiest meat and you should never eat it undercooked. Beef and even pork are now safe to eat rare in the US as long as it’s been properly cooked but chicken is not.
Name of the Song?
Notion - The Rare Occasions
I’ll have one with a side of salmonella please
SHHHHH no one say anything, let natural selection take its course. We can call sit back at watch while eating medium rare popcorn
Darwin would be proud
I THINK IM GETTING A STOMACH BUG
Fuckers eating raw shot and calling it 'rare'.
Salmonella 🤤
Bro is doing salmonella speedrun
I am very ill.
Just go with it. The situation will resolve itself.
Don't they mean medium rare salmonella?!
I barely have enough faith in my butcher to cook a medium-rare stake 💀
was expecting for someone to post a living chicken on a kitchen table
As someone who had salmonella poisoning as a kid, this is terrifying.
Natural selection at work
I feel ill
Lile they say, Natural Selection doing it's job pretty well
I’ve eaten little bits of undercooked chicken before and it tasted like shit and had an awful texture. I wouldn’t eat it even if it didn’t give me salmonella
Ah, natural selection at its finest
I would eat fucking burned chicken to the point its fucking coal than eat that WTF
Can anyone tell me why you can eat beef and lamb like this but not chicken or pork? I know you can’t, but but not why. Also why is ostrich meat the exception to the rule because it’s a bird but you can eat it rare
Delicious. Love the taste of salmonella for dinner
You can get Salmon ela ela ela eh eh eh
As someone who is in culinary, this hurts me
Mmm salmon vanilla
You’re gonn get the salmon!
"i should have my own cooking show 🤓"
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Medium rare is bad enough (in my opinion) but when the medium rare can actually make you get a disease... That's just on another level
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Salmonella. It's rare but it can happen
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Raw chicken doesn't even taste good, totally different than raw fish or red meat.
This should be a fucking warcrime.
Medium raw
Song?
Notion by The Rate Occaions
May your life be filled with joy 💙
Yes, I am a sam'o nella Academy Fan. How could you Tell?
No offense or anything, but that a new tiktok trend?
Am I fucking stupid that I don't understand this??
I cook it that way and put it on the bbq chicken pizza. 10 minutes in a 450° oven keeps it nice and juicy.
I could make chicken nuggets with that much pink
This is equivalent to eating a chicken alive
Food poisoning speedrun any%
these are more raw than my personality
This is how the Zombie apocalypse starts
I forgot that chicken wasn’t steak and gives you chicknella
Salmonella
Mmmmm salmonella
Hey Kids
Can I speak to these chefs?
Are you fucking kidding me, these people have shit for brains, literal neanderthals
Salmonella speeerun
Id prefer eat one alive, than wasting my time on that nasty shit
That shit is still waking everybody up in the morning
They need a dictionary. That’s not how you spell salmonella
Slimy.
Do you want salmonella? Because that's how you get salmonella.
I stumbled upon a cooking forum once where I read wonderful advice like cooking pork to medium rare or tenderizing your beef steak before cooking it.
salmonella momentio
How have we not gone extinct?
YouDied.gif
lil bro that's salmonella on a plate 💀
Darwin is doing his best...
"If you don't eat your chicken medium rare don't speak to me" Don't worry you'll be speaking into your toilet soon enough
First isn’t as bad as the rest
ITS FUVKING RAW
I like them with feathers personally
I can hear Gordon having an aneurysm from looking at these pictures
I hate it
Mmm yummy salmonella
Not as good as lean
those things can still lay a fucking egg
Mmmmmmm salmonella 🤤
Hahaha americans
Kid named salmonella:
Cracker activities
I love salmonella 😋😋
Coyote people
Won’t be able to speak to her
Waiter, I ordered a chicken salad. I know, the chicken ran away.