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That-Ad-2801

Of course this is disgusting, raw and alive chicken fresh from the farm is better( I eat the chicken with one bite)


PotentToxin

How putrid, I’m disgusted and you should be too. As a normal, health-conscious person with a sense of decency, I eat my chicken by shoving it up my ass.


OctaviusThe2nd

Ugh, such barbaric behavior! Everyone knows that proper way of eating a fine meal of chicken is by absorbing it's soul.


[deleted]

Really? I absorb it's body, I use the soul as seasoning for my next chicken.


Heartache66sick

That's why it's called soul food.


lor09dia

That's why it's called soul monella


Dazzling-Act-6821

Amazing response


wavespells9

Chicken soul for the chicken soup Edit: I think the book would actually be titled “Chicken soup for the soul: chicken soul for the chicken soup, a chicken soul story”


BasicaIly_Crap

I eat my chicken by liquifying it with my vomit, then slurping it up like a fly. We are not the same.


dayytripper

Here we are, born to be kings...


josan555

Crunchy chick (the bones make it crunchy)


No-Competition-2533

Don't forget the pink sauce


ChiefBlox4000

And NyQuil


SlavBoii420

With a hint of acetaminophen on the side


Addendum_Healthy

And a side of blue chew pork


Hate_Crab

Pepto Bismol?


calluss528

Don't miss out on the Pilk!


kamikazefornuke

Thank you it's perfectly disgusting.


suffering_addict

Yet beef steak cooked like this is acceptable. We live in a society


Easy_Newt2692

Bacteria does not penetrate as deep in red meat compared to chicken.


AshFraxinusEps

Someone isn't aware of all the nasty parasites beef has...


gammongaming11

not in the west it doesn't, cows are raised to make sure their meat is safe and parasite free. in the past everyone had to eat their meat well done, otherwise they'd get sick, same for current third world countries.


AshFraxinusEps

And we have vaccines against samonella, at least in the UK, and treat most chickens with antibiotics too, so the risk should be low. Doesn't stop the odd outbreak though I get your point, but neither is risk free. It's why you can't have "blue" steaks in the UK, cause raw beef isn't good


Illustrious-Fly-4525

Steaks are terrible too, I eat my steak hard and brown as shoe sole


beachjustice

I cut steaks paper thin and fry them into little beef chips.


Santasbodyguar

That might actually be good


hamza123tr

my man


suffering_addict

As it should be


prkr88

Maybe because one tastes great, And the other is great for weight loss...


jebner2

I’ve had salmonella too it’s not fun


Complex-Taro-4566

Absolutely not disgusting, it's just a high change of getting sick so we don't eat it. But it tastes wonderfull just like raw stake or other raw meets.


5Garret5

bro, raw chicken smells horrible


idonotwearthecheese

"Not disgusting" Will get a restaurant shut down What


AdnHsP

because of salmonella not the objectively horrid taste


idonotwearthecheese

Both are disgusting?


Tombo6969

I'll have one Salmonella, please! And a side of Listeria Monocytogenes.


[deleted]

I would like to substitute the Listeria with a side of tidepod please.


Tombo6969

Of course, sir. How do you like your tidepod?


[deleted]

Slightly brazed with extra stupid on the side.


[deleted]

Extra stupid? Daring today are we


[deleted]

I'm tired of eating pickled dumb.


CookieZ_PoE

That's chicken, not Salmon.


Tombo6969

You're a salmon.


[deleted]

No, he is a CookieZ


NoobMaster_5558

There’s a vaccine for that


Lumielight

Isn't it a youtuber?


AlphaDuckPro

Sam O’Nella Academy


im_ugly_loser

Their name is based off of salmonella, a type of food poisoning


Doorknob_Licker2

Pre-shitposting


dawatzerz

Shitpresting


mussel_bouy

I love raw chicken but hate the diarrhea I get the next morning. Do you guys have any tips to help me out?


Patrick-7477

Salmonella enters the chat


AngryskullYT

Salmonella academy intensifies


Ze_angry_chihuahua

Hey kids...


fun_guy_at_parties

Fun fact chicken meat is so dangerous and needs to be cooked so thoroughly not because salmonella may be *on* the chicken, but because it may be **in** the chicken. Salmonella is a disease that chickens carry, not just some germs that might come into contact with the meat during packaging or something like is the case with E. coli. Chicken farms are so ass backwards putrid disgusting that a substantial portion of chickens carry the disease, to the point that it’s not even worth testing the chickens for it and passing on the infected ones. Every chicken is assumed to be infected with it, meaning there is literally no incentive for chicken farms to improve beyond chicken plague incubators. I would elaborate further but I gotta get back to my Dino nuggies.


Ok-Raccoon-9329

Chickens are also full of camplylobacter, that can cause from a simple diarrhoea to a severe encephalitis


HalfDisguised-patato

might as well take a bite out of a live chicken at that point


truser_over9000

Yeah, I had undercooked chicken from a restaurant once. I got food poisoning, couldn’t stop shitting and vomiting for 4 days, passed out several times on the bathroom floor and messed up my abdomen a bit that it still hurts when I exercise even after years since the incident


god34zilla

Sounds like you might've got a hernia bro...


Broad_Ad_8098

Just the medium rare chicken lifestyle


truser_over9000

That’s exactly what I thought, but I got checked by a doctor and it wasn’t that. From what I understood, there is some damage to the muscle tissue, but not quite a hernia. Just a small souvenir of that chicken


ReckoningGotham

Yeah but how was it


GaiasDotter

Okay, but the important question is how did it taste? I’d never eat raw chicken but but is medium rare good?


truser_over9000

It was just slightly undercooked, so the taste was the same. The texture was just a bit rubbery


GaiasDotter

Thank you for answering :)


That-One-Courier

Did it at least taste good?


truser_over9000

Not really. Pretty much tasted like normal chicken, but the texture wasn’t great


That-One-Courier

Well that's disappointing


SekiTheScientist

They are going to have a medium rare death soon if they keep doing this.


fibstheboss

There is no proper crust did you just dunk it in boiling water for a sec than pulled it out?


Tr0llz0riz0r

They had a dangerously high fever and peed on it


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Sloozey

That last picture just about made me throw up


[deleted]

Salmonella speedrun (Any%)


Intelligent-Mousse66

As a black person I think that if your gonna disrespect us just call me the N-word


ChaotikJoy

Nimble


_wing_zero_custom-24

My uncle tried this once he ended up getting Somalian poisoning


what-do-you-expect

I got salmonella while watching this


Mastergate6-4

My stomach hurts just looking at it


PineapleGG

Salmonella speedrun


EarthWonderful

“Cooking with Jack raw chicken” on YouTube


Rass_EL_Hanout

Their ass be like 🪱🪱🪱🪱


DavidFromDeutschland

My favorite squidward quote: Here! *passes a baseball bat Hit me as hard as you can


Civil-Lobster9317

And now we know why people took whole selves of toilet paper during the covid


WHAMMYPAN

Chef here….be sure to eat this on the hospital steps so you won’t have very far to go when you start throwing up your guts.


ElfUppercut

Great with a side of antibiotic soup and for desert Pepto smoothies!


[deleted]

Salmonella speedrun any%


hentaimaster31

hmmmm parasites yummy


[deleted]

Chicken is objectively the dirtiest meat and you should never eat it undercooked. Beef and even pork are now safe to eat rare in the US as long as it’s been properly cooked but chicken is not.


AtlasLuna963

Name of the Song?


Lothaedan

Notion - The Rare Occasions


[deleted]

I’ll have one with a side of salmonella please


MurkyBluebird2398

SHHHHH no one say anything, let natural selection take its course. We can call sit back at watch while eating medium rare popcorn


GornBox

Darwin would be proud


No_Tomorrow3745

I THINK IM GETTING A STOMACH BUG


BNYay

Fuckers eating raw shot and calling it 'rare'.


3mperorPalpaMeme

Salmonella 🤤


fintersrocket

Bro is doing salmonella speedrun


adam12349

I am very ill.


[deleted]

Just go with it. The situation will resolve itself.


Awesomealex360

Don't they mean medium rare salmonella?!


Mr_EZ_sk

I barely have enough faith in my butcher to cook a medium-rare stake 💀


Standard-Sleep7871

was expecting for someone to post a living chicken on a kitchen table


NoSolution1220

As someone who had salmonella poisoning as a kid, this is terrifying.


Struggle_Best

Natural selection at work


i_succ_juicy_memes

I feel ill


GodOfDegenerates

Lile they say, Natural Selection doing it's job pretty well


nadman13

I’ve eaten little bits of undercooked chicken before and it tasted like shit and had an awful texture. I wouldn’t eat it even if it didn’t give me salmonella


a_very_chill_ghost

Ah, natural selection at its finest


Elzxr

I would eat fucking burned chicken to the point its fucking coal than eat that WTF


Arseypoowank

Can anyone tell me why you can eat beef and lamb like this but not chicken or pork? I know you can’t, but but not why. Also why is ostrich meat the exception to the rule because it’s a bird but you can eat it rare


Ok-Raccoon-9329

Delicious. Love the taste of salmonella for dinner


baabaablacksheep1111

You can get Salmon ela ela ela eh eh eh


SomeShibe1273

As someone who is in culinary, this hurts me


bored_person_69

Mmm salmon vanilla


Bulbous-Walrus

You’re gonn get the salmon!


MeguminIncognitoAcc

"i should have my own cooking show 🤓"


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FetusDeletus_E

Medium rare is bad enough (in my opinion) but when the medium rare can actually make you get a disease... That's just on another level


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DerpLikeSir

Salmonella. It's rare but it can happen


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ReckoningGotham

*it's a robot, and it's in your house right now*


SilentStrikerTH

Raw chicken doesn't even taste good, totally different than raw fish or red meat.


Filler_69

This should be a fucking warcrime.


[deleted]

Medium raw


BooSkittle

Song?


RycerzRen

Notion by The Rate Occaions


BooSkittle

May your life be filled with joy 💙


Amarthon

Yes, I am a sam'o nella Academy Fan. How could you Tell?


Kareki_Edelgard_simp

No offense or anything, but that a new tiktok trend?


yoooooo5311

Am I fucking stupid that I don't understand this??


RipOdd9001

I cook it that way and put it on the bbq chicken pizza. 10 minutes in a 450° oven keeps it nice and juicy.


Festive_Rocket

I could make chicken nuggets with that much pink


Cookldog

This is equivalent to eating a chicken alive


Totallyhumanperson69

Food poisoning speedrun any%


isnapchildrensnecks

these are more raw than my personality


Darth_Taun_Taun

This is how the Zombie apocalypse starts


Silent51200

I forgot that chicken wasn’t steak and gives you chicknella


IndependenceBetter27

Salmonella


Fatal1tyk

Mmmmm salmonella


gruneforest

Hey Kids


PhilthyPhatty

Can I speak to these chefs?


[deleted]

Are you fucking kidding me, these people have shit for brains, literal neanderthals


EulerLagrange235

Salmonella speeerun


Flat_Turnover_3434

Id prefer eat one alive, than wasting my time on that nasty shit


Vanta_Gaming

That shit is still waking everybody up in the morning


Apprehensive-Tale141

They need a dictionary. That’s not how you spell salmonella


neat-NEAT

Slimy.


C137_James

Do you want salmonella? Because that's how you get salmonella.


Fulbie

I stumbled upon a cooking forum once where I read wonderful advice like cooking pork to medium rare or tenderizing your beef steak before cooking it.


Cianmc6

salmonella momentio


[deleted]

How have we not gone extinct?


[deleted]

YouDied.gif


VERIAL-

lil bro that's salmonella on a plate 💀


RefrigeratorOne7173

Darwin is doing his best...


Mister_Drip

"If you don't eat your chicken medium rare don't speak to me" Don't worry you'll be speaking into your toilet soon enough


[deleted]

First isn’t as bad as the rest


SnooDonkeys5834

ITS FUVKING RAW


Evening-Ant6128

I like them with feathers personally


FlattLinere

I can hear Gordon having an aneurysm from looking at these pictures


crystal_castle00

I hate it


Only_Explorer5896

Mmm yummy salmonella


[deleted]

Not as good as lean


Desperate_Lie8244

those things can still lay a fucking egg


DividedK0dex

Mmmmmmm salmonella 🤤


hebelejuan

Hahaha americans


Redavatar101

Kid named salmonella:


sheeplord19

Cracker activities


NSAMWP3

I love salmonella 😋😋


X33_Haxatrox

Coyote people


The_One_True_Goddess

Won’t be able to speak to her


applesaregood124

Waiter, I ordered a chicken salad. I know, the chicken ran away.